Defining Xenothaulus. From a perspective that'll probably piss him off. :)

01:52 < Xenothaulus> MOTHERFUCKER!
01:52 * Xenothaulus is out of beer
01:52 < Xenothaulus> 24 bottles don't last long enough
01:53 <@Krev> No they don't.
01:53 <@Krev> Thats why I'm happy I have a bar and a distrubtor across the
street.
01:54 <@solios> I've seen Xenothaulus drink.
01:54 <@solios> He DOESN'T.
01:54 <@solios> He kind of absorbs.
01:54 <@solios> Like, thorugh Osmosis.
01:54 < rystic> haha
01:54 <@Krev> puts his head in the liquid, or by the roots?
01:54 <@solios> Dude drank a half a case in between waking up at noon and my
high school graduation at three.
01:55 <@solios> And he drove.
01:55 <@solios> Straight.
01:55 <@solios> He's cool that way.
01:55 <@solios> Krev: I think he just like breathes deeply.
01:55 <@solios> He communes with the beer.
01:55 <@solios> It knows where to go.
01:55 <@Krev> I like beer.
01:56 <@solios> Warm beer?
01:56 < necKro> Maybe he just drinks it with a bendy straw.
01:56 <@solios> No bendy straw.
01:57 <@solios> We're talking, like, there's a beer on one side of the room,
and he's on the other, and it's GONE and he hasn't moved.
01:57 <@solios> He's a Beerpire.
01:57 <@solios> Like Lestat or something.
01:58 < Xenothaulus> Kain, actually
01:58 < Xenothaulus> and I walked, not drove
01:58 <@solios> See?
01:58 < Xenothaulus> yep
01:58 < Xenothaulus> However, I must point out that I _had_ a case of
Amberbock. At 2200
01:58 < Xenothaulus> and now I don't.
01:59 <@solios> Dude.
01:59 < Xenothaulus> Beer doesn't get me very drunk either.
01:59 <@solios> I'll bet your toilet hates you.