Following a #dotnet discussion in which I revealed my Super S3kr1t Outlook filters:

From: Xeno
To: solios
Date: Thursday, August 14, 2003 20:16
Subject: This is a test

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To unsubscribe, contact, FWD or FW the following:

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This is only a test.

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Had this been an actualy emergency, you would now have 5 seconds before
the magic smoke got out.

'nuff said.