17:21 < solios> email from SMS.
17:22 < solios> with password protected pdf.

< pdf> THIS IS NOT A BILL.
< solios> THANK GOD.
< pdf> had this been an actual bill, a swarm of elite SMS ninjas would leap out of this PDF, eat your nads and then sell your teeth to pay off said loan. That is all.
< solios> ...
< pdf> sup, bitch?
* solios closes Acrobat.