This is all, to the extent that memory serves, completely true. I was a total junky when I was three. Honest. I WAS A TUMS WHORE.

03:48 < solios> CHIGANDA!
03:48 < solios> dear GODS.
03:48 < solios> WHY am I talking to a gurl from deviantart?!
03:49 < solios> INOW BETTER.
03:49 < solios> but alas, no.
03:49 <@bda> Drunk ass ho.
03:50 < ejp> THE WANG IS STRONGER THAN THE MIND!
03:50 < solios> well.
03:50 < solios> I switched, you see.
03:50 < solios> from V/T to V/C.
03:50 < solios> VEIT FUCKING CONG!
03:50 < ejp> you're straight now?
03:50 <@bda> VIET.
03:50 < solios> ,CHARLIE'S IN THE TREES!!!! CHARLIE'S INM THE TREEEEEEEEZ!
03:50 < solios> OMFG!
03:50 < solios> ejp: >:|
03:50 < solios> VODKA
03:51 < solios> CRANBERRY
03:51 < ejp> oh.
03:51 < solios> vodka tonic = sip sip eh fuzzy poppy carbonated :|
03:51 * ejp grumbles and pokes time
03:51 < solios> vodka cranberry = slurp! XD
03:51 < solios> ejp: NYQUIL.
03:52 < ejp> there's other shit in there. a couple of which make my nose bleed like a fucking faucet.
03:52 <@bda> Crackfriends.
03:52 <@bda> You're all fucking crackfiends.
03:52 < solios> hm.
03:52 < solios> you know.
03:52 < solios> when I was three.
03:52 <@bda> HEY CRACKFIEND LAY OFF THE CRACK
03:52 < solios> I'd just jump in my parent's medicine cabinet.
03:52 < solios> and chow down.
03:52 < solios> true story.
03:52 <@bda> Holy shit.
03:52 <@bda> That explains a lot.
03:52 < ejp> explains a lot.
03:52 < ejp> heh
03:52 < solios> random nosebleeds.
03:52 < solios> ear bleeding.
03:53 < solios> that was fun.
03:53 < solios> also, fingernailes.
03:53 < solios> though that may have been from the nose or ears.
03:53 <@bda> ...
03:54 < mdxiGaming> I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE
03:54 < solios> no, really.
03:54 < solios> I remember mom dragging me out in front of gramma one night, me still shoving tums in my mouth.
03:54 < solios> mom asking gramma if I was, like, gonna die or some shit.
03:54 < solios> gramma deferring to my aunt. o_O
03:55 < solios> man.
03:55 < solios> I totally fucking miss being able to pop 349857349875 pills and still wake up and run around like a maniac the next day.
03:55 < solios> Minus the shitting my pants part. i'm glad I grew out of that.
03:56 <@bda> wtf
03:56 < ejp> I'm sure the right drugs can put you back thre.
03:56 < solios> So am I.
03:56 < solios> But I'd have to wipe my own ass.
03:56 < solios> :|