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solios
causality engineer

xeno
inebrietist

Eat Your Veggies
03.09.04 @ 13:28 in poo

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[13.17.05]
[13.18.32] < Xenothaulus_ill> < Mom> Eat your vegetables.
[13.18.36] < Xenothaulus_ill> < me> No!
[13.18.44] < Xenothaulus_ill> < Mom> I. KNOW. Now eat up.
[13.18.52] < solios> fgsljkfdsf.
[13.18.57] < Xenothaulus_ill> See?
[13.19.11] < Xenothaulus_ill> Moms eviler than *
[13.19.15] < solios> Yeh.
[13.19.19] < solios> well, yours is.
[13.19.21] < Xenothaulus_ill> Damn moms...
[13.19.22] < Xenothaulus_ill> Yar
[13.19.24] < solios> you have teh ebilmom
[13.19.35] < Xenothaulus_ill> Yours made you koolaid milk and all your pizza
[13.19.38] < solios> carrots - carotatoxin (neurotxin)
[13.19.42] < Xenothaulus_ill> Yup
[13.19.45] < solios> NEUROTOXIN.
[13.19.48] < solios> fuck.
[13.19.51] < solios> >_<
[13.19.58] < solios> yeh. My mom's koo.
[13.19.59] < solios> :D
[13.20.00] < Xenothaulus_ill> Wonder how many "amateur chemists" are in their kitchen right now, trying to extract.
[13.20.25] < Xenothaulus_ill> Anywho, that's why I prefer raw veggies.
[13.20.36] < solios> dude.
[13.20.42] < solios> that whole LIST is raw veggies.
[13.20.46] < solios> and why they're BAD.
[13.20.48] < Xenothaulus_ill> Now.
[13.20.50] < Xenothaulus_ill> No even
[13.20.52] < Xenothaulus_ill> They're veggies.
[13.20.59] < solios> lfkdgjjjjjjp.
[13.21.06] < Xenothaulus_ill> The nasties can't escape the cell wall unless you boil them and break down the cellulose
[13.21.15] < Xenothaulus_ill> See, humans can't digest cellulose
[13.21.16] < solios> als, prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrripipipipipllebloop.
[13.21.27] < Xenothaulus_ill> It's why, when you eat lettuce, it comes out the same way it goes in.
[13.21.31] < Xenothaulus_ill> Take a look sometime.
[13.21.36] < solios> >_<
[13.21.47] < Xenothaulus_ill> Always know when someone's just hit up teh Bonanza.
[13.21.55] < solios> O_o
[13.22.01] < solios> you look at the poo?
[13.22.09] < Xenothaulus_ill> < someone> Burrtttitty burrtitty splat splat SPLAT!
[13.22.11] < Xenothaulus_ill> * me looks
[13.22.23] < Xenothaulus_ill> < me> Ooooh, you done ate at Bonanza, dincha?
[13.22.29] < solios> asdf
[13.22.36] * solios dies.
[13.22.48] < Xenothaulus_ill> It's true!
[13.23.01] < Xenothaulus_ill> Little lettuce leaves just sailing around in the toilet bowl.
[13.23.06] < Xenothaulus_ill> Sad waste of food.
[13.23.30] < Xenothaulus_ill> And the shite lettuce they use at salad bars is usually iceberg, so there was no nutrional value in it to begin with.
[13.23.43] < solios> suk
[13.23.45] < Xenothaulus_ill> yar
[13.23.53] < Xenothaulus_ill> Anyway, that's why I eat vegetables raw.
[13.23.57] < Xenothaulus_ill> To look at them after.

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