[21.42.57] < Xenothaulus> Oh, something neat happened to me today.
[21.43.05] < solios> pr0n?
[21.43.08] < Xenothaulus> You know those asshole banana clips women put in their hair?
[21.43.18] < Xenothaulus> Well, Katie left one lying on the bathroom floor.
[21.43.27] < Xenothaulus> And when I stepped out of the shower, BLOM!
[21.43.27] < solios> o_O
[21.43.29] < solios> WANG!
[21.43.45] < Xenothaulus> The best part is, I've never stepped on anything ever before, not even a thumbtack.
[21.43.53] < solios> o_O
[21.44.12] < Xenothaulus> This time, I stepped on ALL the things. You know the little prongs on them? Right. I stepped on it lengthwise, so about 32984238957 of them little bastards sank into my foot.
[21.44.18] < Xenothaulus> ALL. THE. WAY.
[21.44.25] < Xenothaulus> They're about an inch long.
[21.44.37] < Xenothaulus> So I'm like, "Well, THAT'S fucking nice."
[21.44.45] < Xenothaulus> And sit down on the tub rail to begin to extricate them.
[21.44.58] < Xenothaulus> That's when I realised that the clip was UNDER A BLUE WALMART GROCERY BAG.
[21.45.12] < solios> hm.
[21.45.14] < Xenothaulus> I noticed this because the goddamn thing was stapled to my foot.
[21.45.14] < solios> you win.