[00.05.42] < ejp> also, why is it that snivling pansy-ass little spazzes get hot girlfriends, and a good chunk of ~. gets zip?
[00.05.59] < ejp> < /meatspace_inspired_rant>
[00.06.42] * @bda pauses.
[00.08.57] < Xenothaulus> ejp: hot girlfriends are only cool to have if they don't speak
[00.09.00] < Xenothaulus> That's what dicks are for
[00.09.05] < Xenothaulus> To put in there and shut them up
[00.11.00] < ejp> I don't think that's the correct answer.
[00.11.18] < Xenothaulus> Probably not.
[00.11.25] < Xenothaulus> fagbot: doot for hot girlfriends
[00.11.32] < fagbot> to JERK OFF is to be CLOSE TO GOD...only with SPURTING
[00.11.42] < Xenothaulus> THERE'S your answer.
[00.11.53] < Xenothaulus> Fapping will protect you from the Terrible Secret of Space.
[00.12.55] < ejp> I don't think taking advice on girls from FAGbot is a good idea
[00.13.00] < Xenothaulus> ...
[00.13.00] < Xenothaulus> :D
[00.13.02] < Xenothaulus> Good point.
[00.13.09] < @bda> Or Xeno, apparently.
[00.13.14] < Xenothaulus> Then take advice from someone who's been fucked over too many times.
[00.13.17] < Xenothaulus> They're not worth it.
[00.13.31] < Xenothaulus> Get one drunk, bring her home, bang her, and then throw her out.
[00.13.36] < Xenothaulus> wash/rinse/repeat
[00.13.50] < @bda> That's.. great.
[00.13.57] < @bda> Only the exact opposite of great.
[00.14.00] < @bda> Where it's not great at all.
[00.14.22] < Xenothaulus> Sure it is. You get the bang without having to worry about the buck.
[00.14.37] < @bda> See, still not great.
[00.14.47] < Xenothaulus> Um...
[00.14.54] < Xenothaulus> Wait until you've been through the mill enough times.
[00.14.59] < Xenothaulus> And then married on top of that.
[00.15.06] < Xenothaulus> You'll change your mind in a goddamn hurry.
[00.15.11] < @bda> Uh huh.
[00.15.25] < Xenothaulus> Women are a pain in the ass and barely worth the time, effort and money spent on them.
[00.15.38] < Xenothaulus> I'd much rather go to a bar, find one, fuck her and then kick her out.
[00.15.46] < Xenothaulus> The whole relationship thing has left me rather cold.
[00.15.51] < @bda> Uh huh.
[00.16.01] < Xenothaulus> Gives them way too much power and all it does is hurt you in the end.
[00.16.49] < ejp> yeeeeah. ok then.
[00.17.05] < Xenothaulus> < /lovelife_inspired_rant>
[00.17.36] < @bda> I don't think that was regarding your lovelife at all.
[00.17.44] < @bda> I think that would more accurately be described as your hatelife.