03:12 <@_Lasar> Aber wo ist der Kerl jetzt hin.
03:13 <@_Lasar> Hat sein Powerbook abgest?pselt und nu weiss ich nicht wo er ist. Hat sich aber auch nicht angezogen zum Rausgehen oder so.
03:18 <@_Lasar> Aaaahahhaha.
03:18 <@_Lasar> Ups.
03:19 <@_Lasar> Passwort zu unserem neuen Rootserver liegt NUR auf dem aktuell inaktiven Fileserver.
03:20 <@_Lasar> Ach nein, doch nicht.
03:20 <@_Lasar> Hatte ich noch garnicht ge?ndert :/
03:22 <@_Lasar> H??
03:22 <@_Lasar> Freitag ist serverfreier Tag oder was?
03:22 <@_Lasar> Anderer Server reagiert irgendwie auch nicht
03:33 <@_Lasar> Ah.
03:33 <@_Lasar> Hier war Stromausfall, und diese Server h?ngen an keiner USV
03:39 <@_Lasar> Hahah
03:39 <@_Lasar> Tats?chlich.
03:39 <@_Lasar> ServerFrei/Tag
03:39 <@_Lasar> TorrentSPy.com ist auch tot
03:39 <@_Lasar>
03:40 <@_Lasar> Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'
03:40 <@_Lasar> [DBNETLIB][ConnectionOpen (Connect()).]SQL Server does not exist or access denied.
03:40 <@_Lasar> /LIB_Database.asp, line 34
03:40 <@_Lasar> Doch nicht tot, aber Startseite kaputt anscheinend.
03:41 <@_Lasar> Doch tot.
03:41 <@_Lasar> Startseite geht nicht, Suche geht, Aufrufen von Infos zu Torrents geht nicht, Torrents downloaden geht auch nicht.
03:50 <@_Lasar> And why does nobody tell me I'm in the fucking wrong channel?
03:51 <@_Lasar> fagbot: doot for me being dumb
03:51 <+fagbot> look at all the different ways for me to be a FUCKING MORON
03:52 <@_Lasar> Exactly.
03:52 <@_Lasar> fagbot: botsnack
03:52 <+fagbot> thanks _Lasar :)

22:07 -!- Irssi: Starting query in area51 with xeno
22:07 <solios> BLAM!
22:07 -!- xeno: No such nick/channel
Day changed to 01 Feb 2005
12:29 -!- xeno [xeno@adelphia.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
20:42 -!- xeno [xeno@adelphia.net] has quit [Quit: bah]
Day changed to 02 Feb 2005
04:47 -!- xeno [xeno@adelphia.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
08:26 -!- xeno [xeno@adelphia.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
Day changed to 03 Feb 2005
10:49 <solios> o_o
13:42 <xeno> SEE?

18:30 * xenia mixes pina coladas.
18:31 <@ejp> :o
18:34 <@xenia> I mix the best drinks ever.
18:35 <@ejp> which in #Loc parlance means they're shit. ;)
18:36 <@xenia> :(
18:36 <@xenia> Do not make me sad.
18:37 * ejp licks xenia
18:39 * xenia is having One Of These Days.
19:26 <@solios> menstruation?
19:33 <@xenia> ...
19:33 <@xenia> No.
19:34 <@xenia> Just one of these days when everything looks shitty and you'd like to be someone else. Anyone else.
19:34 <@xenia> shrug.
19:55 <@solios> Oh.
19:55 <@solios> Puberty?

01:08 <@xeno> adsflj;as
01:08 <@xeno> HAHAHAHAHAH
01:08 * xeno dies
01:08 <@xeno> still dying
01:09 <@xeno> i went to stand up, and the waistband of my sweats were caught on the chair...
01:09 <@xeno> and they stayed right there too
01:09 <@solios> wooshit.
01:09 <@xeno> it wouldn't have been nearly as funny had the front part of the pants dropped too
01:09 <@xeno> but they didn't
01:10 <@xeno> so i stood up, and sat RIGHT back down and the chair was all like yeah bitch, you ain't done.
01:10 <@solios> you know, between my ass and your pants destruction, this year is off to a great start.
01:10 <@xeno> FUCK
01:10 <@xeno> OASIS IS ON AND AND I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY CHAIR

Original log date: 14 February, 2004 22.59

[22.50.04] < xeno> so, I got pulled over
[22.50.15] < xeno> or rather, I was followed into the gas station
[22.50.21] < xeno> < pig> in a hurry?
[22.50.24] < xeno> < xeno> uh...
[22.50.33] < xeno> < pig> pulling in here was a last thought, huh?
[22.50.50] < xeno> < xeno> uh... oh. Yeah, I forgot I had to get money at the mac machine. Why?
[22.51.00] < xeno> < pig> well, you cut across two lanes and forgot to signal
[22.51.06] < xeno> < xeno> BLAR
[22.51.20] < xeno> * xeno ALWAYS signals
[22.51.27] < xeno> < pig> also, your headlight is out
[22.51.44] < xeno> < xeno> yeah, I think the connection is loose, it comes and goes
[22.51.48] < xeno> * xeno bumps headlight
[22.51.52] < xeno> < headlight> O_O
[22.51.57] < xeno> < xeno> see?
[22.52.09] < xeno> < pig> also, your inspection is expired
[22.52.13] < xeno> < xeno> >.<
[22.52.21] < xeno> < xeno> yar, I just noticed the other day
[22.52.27] < xeno> < pig> also, your registration is expired
[22.52.29] < xeno> < xeno> er...
[22.52.41] < xeno> < pig> also, you have a broken taillight
[22.52.44] < xeno> < xeno> uh...
[22.52.48] < xeno> * xeno looks
[22.52.51] < xeno> < xeno> >.<
[22.53.02] < xeno> < pig> license please
[22.53.07] < xeno> * xeno hands over license
[22.53.16] < xeno> < pig> liberty huh? long way from home aren't you?
[22.53.27] < xeno> * xeno hands pig change of address card
[22.53.30] < xeno> < pig> ah.
[22.53.52] < xeno> < pig> you said you were getting money out, right? Go ahead, I have to look some things up
[22.53.54] < xeno> < xeno> k.
[22.53.57] < xeno> * xeno goes

00:03 <@ejp> "Instead, whenever I get down or feel as though I might need to abuse myself, I simply stop, concentrate on crushing the imaginary walnut in my anus and-BLAMMO!-all depressing and/or criminal thoughts are gone in a single squeaky fart."
00:03 <@ejp> ksfkjsdhfksjdlfahsklfjh
00:03 <@ejp> LOC AS A SENTENCE!
00:04 <@solios> xlkjvdfhlkjgfdddomfg

07:57 <@solios_> fagbot: xeno?
07:57 <@fagbot> POOKEG! or secretly a monkey or an idiot or number 6 or dong or not the pizzle. or the assmaster. or likely to the verb. or a MORAN or likely to the verb or the master of anti-logic or Dr. Jackass and Mister Mom or Shpongled or awesome or even likelier to the verb or Faggy McFagenstein or afraid of americans or to flatulance the way the Petraria Arcatinus is to a crossbow.
07:57 <@solios_> fagbot: solios?
07:57 <@fagbot> solios is cheap, hard, effective, and he types like shit. or the deprongulator or a lesbian or the transexual lime or Shpongled, but less so than xeno. or prone to {Drama}Queening or owner of the apocalypticock or not herbert.
07:58 <@solios_> fagbot: ejp?
07:58 <@fagbot> ejp is probably like, A CHICKEN! HEAR ME ROAR! or naked and hungry or ADDICTED TO FISH or likely to the verb or xeno's hugglely little koala bear or sometimes cthulhu or mostly harmless. or the keeper of the borgphone or in no way Shpongled or behind the sperm diet or Jiggles
07:58 <@solios_> fagbot: _Lasar?
07:58 <@fagbot> i heard _Lasar was the brains what built All Your Pants or zee German or weird or not a sandwich or the anti-pixel
07:58 <@solios_> fagbot: xenia?
07:58 <@fagbot> xenia is putting up a gigantic media drive together. or hot and sassy.

malicoire: You know, I'd love to see a map that does state by state education levels compared to states that voted for bush.
xenothaulus: haha
xenothaulus: there was one of those
xenothaulus: ALL THE MIDWEST STATES VOTED FOR BUSH

23:12 <@ejp> solios: question. if you were too tell someone "three" with a gesture, do you do it like "OK" or "thumb holds down pinky, other three straight"?
23:27 <@solios> You know Burke, I don't know which species is wors.e
23:28 <@solios> You don't see them fucking each over for a goddamned percentage.
23:28 <@solios> ejp: er?
23:28 <@solios> ejp: thumb/pinky.
23:28 <@solios> ejp: I was in cub scouts. :P
23:28 <@ejp> heh
23:28 <@ejp> interesting.
23:29 <@solios> o_o
23:29 <@solios> your Left Coast is showing.
23:29 <@ejp> sorry.
23:29 * ejp zips up
23:29 <@solios> heh.
23:29 <@solios> O_o
23:29 <@solios> ejp++
23:30 <@ejp> some people physically can't keep the first three fingers straight.
23:30 <@solios> that's odd.
23:31 <@ejp> it's a symptom of fibromyalgia for one.
23:31 <@solios> ?
23:32 <@ejp> but that isn't.
23:32 <@ejp> I think you just have glucose fuckery.
23:32 <@solios> er.
23:32 <@solios> what?
23:33 <@solios> in reference to ____________ ?
23:33 <@ejp> I tend to apply things I learn to my Quest To Figure Out What The Fuck Is Wrong With Dan(tm)
23:33 <@solios> er.
23:33 * solios O_os
23:34 * ejp collects interesting bits of knowledge.
23:34 <@solios> I'm not sure how that's interesting.
23:34 <@ejp> all knowledge is interesting.
23:35 <@solios> :O

22:16 <@xeno> <- Chrome : 55 Cygni
22:17 <@ejp> <- rasputina - rats
22:17 <@solios> <- Clock DVA : The Sensual Engine

19:03 <@xeno> <- Pole : Taxi
19:03 <@solios> POLE PWNZ
19:05 <@xeno> so far, i agree
19:05 <@xeno> FRUMP
19:05 <@xeno> man
19:05 <@xeno> beef vegetable soup PWNZ
19:05 <@xeno> :D
19:06 <@xeno> crap
19:06 <@xeno> i've apparently already heard this one
19:06 <@xeno> i have it 5-starred :|
19:08 <@solios> :o
19:08 <@solios> great.
19:08 <@solios> the only pole I have at work is weird al.
19:08 <@solios> fagbot: doot for POLKA POWER!.
19:08 <+fagbot> I'VE JERKED IT OVER YOU GALS SO MANY TIMES IT'S A WONDER YOU'RE STILL BREATHING
19:08 <@xeno> um
19:09 <@solios> that would be due to this being in the Composer tag:
19:09 <@solios> Medley arranged by Al Yankovic: "Wannabe" (M. Rowbottom, R. Stannard, M. Brown, V. Adams, G. Halliwell, E. Bunton, M. Chisholm), "Flagpole Sitta" (A. Huffman, J. Lin, S. Nelson, E. Sult), "Ghetto Supastar" (J. Brown, B. Byrd, R. Jones, S. Prakaselmichel
19:10 <@solios> fagbot: doot for --^
19:10 <+fagbot> HELLO..BACK DOOR, QUEERCAKES
19:10 <@solios> more credits than Achey Breaky Heart.
19:10 <@solios> >_<
19:11 <@xeno> DON'T TELL MY HEART, MY ACHEY-BREAKY HEART, I JUST DON'T THINK IT'D UNDERSTAND
19:11 <@xeno> AND IF YOU TELL THIS HEART, THIS ACHEY-BREAKY HEART, I JUST MIGHT UP AND KILL THIS MAN
19:11 * xeno stabs himself
19:12 -!- solios changed the topic of #loc to: <@xeno> AND IF YOU TELL THIS HEART, THIS ACHEY-BREAKY HEART, I JUST MIGHT UP AND KILL THIS MAN | <@xeno> <- fag :(
19:12 <@xeno> <- Black Lung : Batch Consignment
19:12 <@xeno> asdjglfasdjf
19:12 <@xeno> solios++

17:52 <xeno> ASSGRABBER.
17:52 <xeno> YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE DRIDER.
17:55 <solios> I figured I'd leave that as a surprise.
17:55 <solios> Oh, the mantank is the ONLY boss that doesn't show up again as a regular encounter.
17:55 <solios> there's two more driders in the game, near the end. And you have to fight both at once.
17:55 <xeno> ASS.
17:55 <solios> but by then you have the BFG.
17:55 <xeno> GRABBER.
17:55 <xeno> that was the first time i got killed
17:56 <solios> :o
17:56 <xeno> i used ALL my chaingun ammo
17:56 <xeno> and almost all of my mg ammo
17:56 <xeno> I'M ALWAYS OUT OF CHAINGUN AMMO
17:56 <xeno> i even chucked some grenaten at it
17:56 <xeno> and, of course, it has POWERS
17:56 <xeno> and picked me up and threw me around like a ragdoll
17:56 <solios> yeah
17:56 <xeno> RIGHT INTO THE BLAST RADIUS
17:56 <xeno> >:|
17:56 <xeno> it was awesome

Some background is in order here, i suppose. i'd taken a drink of my beer and prit near choked to death on it. After recovering, i dooted faggy.

[18.52.23] < xeno> fagbot: doot for beer trying to kill me
[18.52.24] < fagbot> it has balance, good depth, excellent legs, and a distinct woody aftertaste. an outstanding bottle.
[18.52.30] < xeno> O_O

[12.58.26] < Mononoke> isch glaub dat is de krasse schpammor chan hier wo hier krasses bots rumlabern
[12.58.45] < Mononoke> jo to all Isch bin de Kari
[12.58.53] < el_cappitan> *g*
[12.59.10] < Mononoke> live in fear weil isch bin de braut die wo euch verhaut
[12.59.15] < Kyle> Don't make me shoot Franz Ferdinand again.
[12.59.26] < Mononoke> who is Franz Ferdinand `?
[12.59.29] < xeno> ...
[12.59.29] < Shinaku> Spraken Englisch, nicht ein deutche programmen
[12.59.31] < Kyle> Jesus.
[12.59.34] < Kyle> Are you fucking kidding me?
[12.59.46] < Kyle> You're from goddamned Austria and you don't know the name Franz Ferdinand?
[12.59.51] < xeno> :D
[12.59.54] < el_cappitan> das is ne band ^^
[13.00.03] < Mononoke> axo. you mean the band :D
[13.00.08] < Kyle> No.
[13.00.08] < Kyle> I don't.
[13.00.18] < xeno> >.<
[13.00.21] * xeno stabs
[13.00.23] < Mononoke> k ^^ my god ^^
[13.00.25] < @res0> :<
[13.00.47] < Mononoke> dont burn me for not knowing who this silly franz was
[13.00.53] < @res0> what the FUCK is wrong with you?
[13.00.54] < Mononoke> i cannot know everything ^^
[13.01.00] < Kyle> No.
[13.01.03] < @res0> at least know the history of your goddamn country
[13.01.06] < Kyle> But you can at least know some basic goddamned history.

continue reading "History Lesson"

17:30 * solios gets hermetic.
17:31 * ejp gets jiggy
17:49 * solios is done being hermetic.
17:49 <@solios> it was awesome.

[19.18.43] < xeno> fagbot: doot for Tori Amos
[19.18.44] < fagbot> CHAPTER 1: IN THE BEGINNING THERE WERE DICKS CHAPTER 2: PLAYING WITH IT, SHAPING IT, CAPPING IT OFF CHAPTER 9: OPENING THE UMBRELLA UP INSIDE ME CHAPTER 28: THE DREADED ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER HURRRRRRRRRRANG HUHHHHHHHHH (CHANGING PITCH) HUHHHH GHLLGULGLKLG
[19.18.53] < xeno> XD
[19.18.56] * xeno dies

00:42 <+ejp> what you don't see is are the hilter shrines in hollow logs.
00:42 <+ejp> they're plotting world dominaion you know.
00:42 <+ejp> AND THE GERBILS ARE IN ON IT!
00:43 * ejp vanishes

17:53 < solios> xeno: I had a weirdass dream. Among other things, you were in it and you were missing your left arm.
17:54 < xeno> solios: that's my whackin' arm :|
17:54 < solios> :|
17:54 < solios> same here. :x
17:54 < solios> anyway, it was off at the shoulder for some reason.
17:54 < xeno> chewed or clean?
17:54 < solios> clean.
17:54 < xeno> i probably forgot it.
17:55 < solios> O_o
17:56 < solios> yes, well you didn't forget your ass. :|
17:56 <@ejp> GAY AGAIN!
17:56 < xeno> i can't.
17:56 < xeno> i've tried.
17:56 < xeno> it follows me around.
17:56 < solios> fagbot: doot eric
17:56 < fagbot> DICKS / ANY WAY YOU SPELL IT / I LOVE 'EM
17:56 <@ejp> :x

08:38 <solios> oh, dude.
08:38 <solios> the Sheetz in Altoona got a beer license.
08:38 <solios> FRONT PAGE NEWS IN THE TRIB.
08:39 <solios> ALTOONA.
08:39 <xeno> BEER.
08:39 <solios> IN ALTOONA.
08:40 <solios> AT THE SHEETZ.
08:40 * solios goes.
08:40 <xeno> they can get away with it because they serve food and, in their case, have tables too
08:40 <xeno> BEER.
08:40 <solios> AND.
08:40 <xeno> i told you sheetz rulez
08:40 <solios> it's not against company policy.
08:40 <xeno> no, but it's against PA policy
08:40 <solios> Fuckers.

10:59 <@xeno> so
10:59 <@xeno> i'm working out
11:00 <@xeno> and patty barks like a fool, so i run to the door
11:00 <@xeno> hot chick.
11:00 <@xeno> < xeno> can I help you
11:00 <@xeno> < chick> uh...
11:00 <@xeno> < chick> ah...
11:00 <@xeno> * chick fumbles for a pamphlet
11:00 <@xeno> < xeno> well?
11:00 <@xeno> < chick> oh.
11:00 <@xeno> * chick goes into spiel about free pizza card
11:01 <@xeno> < xeno> uh huh.
11:01 <@xeno> < xeno> mind if I get dressed?
11:01 <@xeno> < chick> um...
11:01 <@xeno> < chick> i could... uh. uh.
11:01 <@xeno> < chick> i could come back later.
11:01 <@xeno> < xeno> you do that.
11:01 <@solios> O_o
11:01 <@xeno> it was awesome
11:01 <@xeno> I WORK OUT IN THE NUDE AND I FORGOT.

23:15 <+ejp> you're a LOC. I'm very much not.
23:15 * ejp is, perhaps, a loo.
23:15 <+ejp> hrm. need a better acronym. :|
23:19 * solios giggles.
23:19 <@solios> LOO
23:19 <@solios> heh.
23:19 <@solios> it's funny.
23:19 <@solios> I'm more of a LOC alumni than anything else.
23:20 <@solios> I didn't know there was an actual "school" called Chaos Magic until a hermetic told me.
23:20 <@solios> he told me what he knew about it, I told him how I did things, we both agreed my approach was inherently scientific and I fit in better at the hermetic parties.
23:20 <+ejp> yes, I'm not pleased with the acronym.
23:20 <@solios> what, loo?
23:21 <+ejp> yes
23:21 <@solios> fagbot: doot for loo
23:21 <+fagbot> Advertisement: Sprint Introduces Pre-Paid Blowjob Cards
23:21 <+ejp> :o
23:21 <@solios> fagbot: doot for loc
23:21 <+fagbot> Advertisement: Sprint Introduces Pre-Paid Blowjob Cards
23:21 <@solios> O_O
23:21 * solios smacks fagbot
23:21 <@solios> fagbot: doot for loc
23:21 <+fagbot> sorry guyz i wont get naked on cam!!!!! LOL!!! :P
23:21 <@solios> THERE.

00:04 < solios> fagbot: doot for xeno camping
00:04 < fagbot> wear pants next time

[17.06.48] <+_Lasar> So what is "spong"

14:46 <+xenia> SPONG.
15:11 <@xeno> SPONG!
15:15 <@solios> SPONG.
18:51 -!- xeno is now known as xeno_yuengling
19:08 -!- xeno_yuengling is now known as xeno_beer
20:16 -!- You're now known as solios_afk
21:33 -!- You're now known as solios
21:37 <@xeno_beer> Spong?
22:05 -!- laglios [~solios@3FFA5049.FB666856.13E0F79B.IP] has joined #loc
22:05 < laglios> SPONG.
22:05 -!- laglios [~solios@3FFA5049.FB666856.13E0F79B.IP] has left #loc []
22:28 -!- xeno_beer is now known as xeno_zzz
Day changed to 22 Jul 2004
00:25 -!- You're now known as solios_afk
00:46 <+_Lasar> Spong.
01:21 -!- _Lasar [~lasar@3EBB4B09.89C996E9.581A9021.IP] has quit [Ping timeout]
01:21 <+xenia> Blam.
01:24 -!- _Lasar [~lasar@3EBB4B09.89C996E9.581A9021.IP] has joined #loc
05:25 -!- xeno [~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net] has joined #loc
05:25 -!- mode/#loc [+oq xeno xeno] by ChanServ
05:27 -!- xeno_zzz [~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
09:14 -!- You're now known as solios
09:14 <@solios> Spong!

10:42 <xeno> P? TOL HATATLAN
10:42 <xeno> HAL HA TATLANSAG
10:42 <xeno> P? TOL HATATLAN
10:42 <xeno> HAL HA TATLANSAG
10:42 <xeno> KI SER LETEZO
10:43 <xeno> VEG TE LEN ERO
10:43 <xeno> KI SER LETEZO
10:43 <xeno> VEG TE LEN ERO
10:43 <xeno> DUS LET CSAPOLAS
10:43 <xeno> O ROK MEGNYILAS
10:43 <xeno> DUS LET CSAPOLAS
10:43 <xeno> O ROK MEGNYILAS
10:43 <xeno> NINCS MAS MEGOLDAS
10:43 <xeno> HAL HA TATLANSAG
10:43 <xeno> NINCS MAS MEGOLDAS
10:43 <xeno> HAL HA TATLANSAG
10:43 <xeno> repeat, louder, faster, HARDER OMFG
10:43 <xeno> this song is now my favourite
10:43 <xeno> ever.
10:45 <solios> :o

[22.09.22] < calliope> Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And other AOL-ish girly things!
[22.09.27] < xeno_reset> O_O
[22.09.30] < xeno_reset> what is that?
[22.09.35] * xeno_reset points at calliope
[22.09.38] < mdxi> xeno_reset: it's a GIRL
[22.09.49] < xeno_reset> O_O
[22.09.51] < xeno_reset> and what is that?
[22.10.07] < mdxi> fagbot: girls?
[22.10.08] < fagbot> girls are like Linux.
[22.10.14] < @rjbs> fagbot: elaborate
[22.10.15] < fagbot> rjbs: O_o
[22.10.23] < mdxi> fagbot: doot for girls
[22.10.23] < fagbot> and then you suck the guy's DICK and you DILDO YOURSELF YOU'RE FIRED
[22.10.35] < xeno_reset> fagbot: botsnack
[22.10.35] < fagbot> :)
[22.10.40] * mdxi chokes
[22.10.46] < xeno_reset> fagbot++
[22.11.55] < calliope> OK.
[22.11.58] calliope «~calliope@cloak-1836022E.manxome.org» has Quit iRC (leaving)
[22.12.02] < xeno_reset> :D
[22.12.04] < @rjbs> fagbot: doot
[22.12.05] < fagbot> TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT! GRAB YOUR DICKS AND MASTURB-
[22.12.14] * xeno_reset falls over

0:05 < solios> fagbot: doot for xeno vs. .ca
00:05 < fagbot> I HAVE TWO BALLS. I WANT THREE. HOW CAN I FIX PLZ?!?!
00:05 < xeno> fagbot: botsnack
00:05 < solios> fagbot: botsnack
00:05 < fagbot> thanks xeno :)
00:05 < fagbot> thanks solios :)
00:05 < xeno> :D
00:06 < solios> :D
00:06 < xeno> [03.06.45] fagbot: botsnack
00:06 < xeno> [03.06.45] fagbot: botsnack
00:06 < xeno> we need to stop doing that
00:06 < solios> :)
00:06 < solios> no.
00:06 < xeno> people are going to realise we're gay
00:06 < xeno> ...
00:06 < xeno> THINK
00:06 < xeno> THINK WE'RE GAY

09:26 < xeno> i will be right here waiting for you
09:26 < xeno> fucking Richard Marx
09:26 < xeno> wait
09:26 < xeno> No.
09:26 < xeno> that didn't sound right at all.

08:55 < esch> http://mercury.mirrorshades.org/nce/Image43.html
08:55 < esch> What the fuck is that?
08:55 <@solios> that's a mall.
08:55 <@solios> it sucks.
08:55 < _Lasar> A goatse monument.
08:56 <@solios> same thing.
08:56 < esch> That's really lame.

22:49 <@solios> also, chanserv won't let me change topic.
22:49 -!- solios changed the topic of #loc to: FRAM!
22:49 -!- ChanServ changed the topic of #loc to: CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGAPLOOMPFLOOBACHUGGABLOMPLAT (solios)
22:49 <@solios> see?
22:49 <@xeno> ...
22:50 -!- xeno changed the topic of #loc to: <@solios> also, chanserv won't let me change topic.
22:50 -!- ChanServ changed the topic of #loc to: CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGAPLOOMPFLOOBACHUGGABLOMPLAT (solios)
22:50 <@solios> it rules.
22:50 <@xeno> >.<
22:50 <@solios> owned.

23:35 <xeno> I have over 400 songs tagged Electronic
23:36 <xeno> and it needs to fucking stop, because some of it, most of it, really, is NOT
23:36 <xeno> almost all of my delerium is tagged electronic, and almost none of it is
23:37 <solios> uh.
23:37 <solios> it _all_ is.
23:37 <solios> Leeb.
23:38 <solios> you gotta get creative with the sub genres. :P
23:38 <solios> Wumpscut is also electronic.
23:38 <solios> all depends on definition.
23:38 <solios> like Kraftwerk.
23:38 <solios> electronic!
23:38 <solios> but also!
23:38 <solios> technopop!
23:39 <xeno> well, yes
23:39 <xeno> but that's the point, see
23:39 <xeno> sub-genre-ing
23:41 <solios> it's a pain i nthe ass.
23:41 <solios> like.
23:41 <solios> I have Industrial.
23:41 <solios> And Electro-Industrial.
23:41 <xeno> heh
23:42 <solios> And Metal-Industrial.
23:42 <xeno> yar
23:42 <solios> And Industrial Rock.
23:42 <solios> And Progressive Industrial.
23:42 <solios> And I-Rock.
23:42 <solios> Which is technically Industrial Rock, but since goddamned near all Industrial Rock sucks shit through a shitsucking straw, I use Industrial Rock for the goodish and I-Rock for the total shit.
23:43 <solios> Like 16 Volt.

[01.55.03] < mdxi> Jesus Howard Christ, there's FFXII doujin
[01.55.28] < solios> :o
[01.55.33] < solios> NOT SURPRISED
[01.56.12] < solios> woohoo.
[01.56.24] < mdxi> game totally doesn't exist yet. NOT A PROBLEM, SIR!
[01.56.32] < solios> hole bunch more people deed as iraq continues to rip itself apart, and now iran is back to enriching uranium.
[01.56.34] < mdxi> never too early to fap over a square girl
[01.56.39] < solios> gah.
[01.56.44] < solios> I remember the golden age.
[01.56.50] < solios> BEFORE AERIS.
[01.57.16] < solios> you will, for example, find it exceedingly difficult to encounter Tera or Celes pr0n.
[01.57.28] < @ejp> fagbot: 8ball did we just fuck Iraq up worse?
[01.57.29] * fagbot shakes the psychic black sphere...
[01.57.29] < fagbot> It says 'Yes Definitely,' ejp
[01.57.39] < solios> ejp: that was the idea.
[01.58.02] < solios> ejp: rip them down to the point where they're hopelessly dependant on outside influence to even light the stove.
[01.58.07] < solios> also.
[01.58.25] < solios> the only post-VI FF girl I've ever pichunted was Lulu.
[01.58.29] < solios> Or whatever her name is.
[01.58.42] < solios> The chick with the crazy hair and the moogles up her skirt.
[01.58.46] < mdxi> lulu
[01.58.53] * solios never played the associated FF.
[01.58.56] < mdxi> who was hawt
[01.58.59] < solios> yar
[01.59.11] < solios> ain't playing an FF for her, though.
[01.59.14] < xeno> whoa, wtf
[01.59.22] < xeno> i go away for a bit and suddenly you all geek out

continue reading "On RPGs"

23:45 < xenia> solios: [ link ]
23:46 <@solios> k
23:47 <@solios> myra has a cat.
23:47 < xenia> Well, yes I do.
23:47 < xenia> And he's CUTE.
23:48 < xenia> :/
23:48 <@solios> er.
23:48 * solios moves irk to the less fuzzy monitor.
23:48 < xenia> do you mind that I spammed this picture here?
23:48 < xenia> I'm sorry. heh.
23:48 <@solios> IA
23:48 <@solios> IA IA IA IA IA IA IA IA IA
23:48 <@solios> IA !O
23:49 <@solios> hi.
23:49 <@solios> sup?
23:49 < xenia> ?
23:49 < xenia> Hey.
23:49 < xenia> I'm fine. you?
23:49 <@solios> mistaking french for weathermen, apparently.
23:49 < xenia> How's that?
23:50 <@solios> IA !O
23:50 <@solios> ( xen{ia|o} )
23:50 < xenia> Oh.
23:50 <@solios> !O.
23:50 <@solios> o_o
23:51 < xenia> k!
23:51 <@solios> k!
23:51 < xenia> You, sir, are a spaz.

23:34 <xeno> opengl doesn't work for shit for games
23:34 <xeno> it's been tried
23:34 <xeno> and it fucking blows
23:34 <solios> uh.
23:34 <solios> you played Quake 3, right?
23:34 <solios> right.
23:35 <xeno> right
23:35 <solios> nobody uses ogl because Carmack is pretty much the only fucker what knows how to code for it.
23:35 <xeno> pc version is directx ;)
23:35 <solios> >:|
23:35 <solios> dx implements a lot of ogl shit.
23:35 <solios> and some shit ogl needs.
23:35 * xeno remembers the install specifically looking for directx9 before it installed
23:35 <solios> here's the thing.
23:35 <solios> before ogl, there was Nothing.
23:36 <solios> and the CAD, etc. industries were like WE NEED A FUCKING SPEC.
23:36 <solios> and SGI was like OKAY HERE IS A FUCKING SPEC.
23:36 <solios> and the CAD, etc. industries were like KICK ASS.
23:36 <solios> And Carmack was like OMFG.
23:36 <solios> And the game companies were like OMFG.
23:36 <solios> And the game companies were like WE NEED IT TO DO THIS
23:36 <solios> And the CAD, etc. industries were like FUCK YOU DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING
23:36 <solios> so they didn't.
23:37 <solios> ogl moves at the speed of no because it's a professional 3d standard.
23:37 <solios> dx developed at a speed of YES HOLY SHIT MY NUTS because it's used for -get this- GAMES. And that's, like, it.
23:37 <xeno> yep
23:37 <xeno> i said all that, only in a lot less words

[01.54.49] xeno (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno_zzz
[04.00.33] solios (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios_afk
[11.30.11] xeno_zzz (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno
[13.10.13] solios_afk (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios
[01.48.28] solios (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios_Afk
[02.03.04] xeno (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno_zzz
[02.18.49] solios_Afk (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios
[04.25.08] solios (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios_afk
[10.32.17] xeno_zzz (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno
[13.19.07] solios_afk (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios
[14.54.46] xeno (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno_beer
[22.07.31] xeno_beer (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as eno_beer
[22.10.15] solios (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as olios
[22.10.58] olios (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios
[22.32.56] eno_beer (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno_beer
[01.29.42] xeno_beer (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno
[01.39.54] xeno (~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno_zzz
[01.45.17] solios (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios_afk
[02.21.20] solios_afk (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios
[04.56.32] solios (~solios@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com) is now known as solios_afk

[19.15.41] < Drusilla> the last programming class taught in my degree program at devry is cobol.

[19.15.45] < xeno_beer> sajfdailskj;dfasd
[19.15.47] < xeno_beer> aslg;asdjlgh
[19.15.47] < xeno_beer> asfdh
[19.15.51] * y0shi fists xeno_beer
[19.15.54] < mdxi> cobol is just boring
[19.15.54] < Drusilla> thus proving devry's had is firmly up its ass.
[19.15.55] < xeno_beer> hewn
[19.15.57] < xeno_beer> sfd
[19.15.58] < xeno_beer> nv
[19.15.59] < xeno_beer> .
[19.16.06] * xeno_beer slaps the shit out of Drusilla
[19.16.12] < xeno_beer> NEVER mention that name again
[19.16.28] < mdxi> and it's so unlike everything else in the world that it's useless to compare it to anything else, or say it's "good" or "bad"
[19.16.37] < xeno_beer> [19.15.54] thus proving devry's had is firmly up its ass.
[19.16.43] < mdxi> unless you're talking about doing reports in batch-more, and then you want RPG
[19.16.44] < xeno_beer> and whilst I was typing, you did anyway
[19.16.46] < xeno_beer> but it owned
[19.16.50] < xeno_beer> fagbot: doot for devry's had

[19.16.52] < fagbot> i'm feelin' FISTY
[19.16.55] < xeno_beer> me too

Excerpt of the Odyssey, during which solios was here. Later, i went there.

[02.35.04] < xeno_cpt_morgan> fagbot: doot for fagbot fartdoots
[02.35.05] < fagbot> INSTANT MESSAGE FROM JESUS CHRIST: YOU'RE FIRED
[02.35.11] < xeno_cpt_morgan> :D
[02.35.13] xeno_cpt_morgan (Xeno513@cloaked.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno
[02.36.59] < xeno> fagbot: doot for whatever the fuck these are
[02.37.00] < fagbot> this gets filed under LESBOS and subclassed with BLOWJOBS
[02.37.14] < xeno> (Andy Capp's Hot Fries)++
[02.37.16] < xeno> (Andy Capp's Hot Fries)++
[02.39.49] < xeno> <- solios
[02.39.53] < xeno> (drinxx0r)
[02.40.14] < xeno> fagbot: doot for the FUKED UP SLURPNOISE xeno made.
[02.40.14] < fagbot> I SERIOUSLY FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS WILL EXPEDITE THE PRICKS INTO MY MOUTH
[02.40.21] < xeno> (I'm not qulifying that.)
[02.40.22] < @ejp> * xeno is now known as xenolios
[02.40.23] < xeno> EVER.

continue reading "From the Vaults of Pain"

15:40 < xeno_beer> == tehsuk
15:40 < xeno_beer> ...
15:40 < xeno_beer> FUCK.

[02.23.40] * @ejp is watching Voyager.
[02.23.54] < @ejp> mainly because it makes solios angsty
[02.24.03] < xeno> fag
[02.24.15] < xeno> >_<
[02.24.25] < xeno> <- solios
[02.24.29] < xeno> ejp: dude.
[02.24.32] < xeno> ejp: omfgwtf.
[02.25.04] < xeno> fagbot: doot fro eric watching VOYAGER DEAR GODS WHAT THE SHIT (PS I'M ON A MEXICAN RADIO WOAHAOHAOH RADIO
[02.25.04] < fagbot> THE GOLDEN RULE: SHUT UP

22:01 < xeno> dammit
22:01 < xeno> I do hope you're sexx0ring Jolie
22:02 < xeno> otherwise, I'm drunk and you're away and it sucks
22:07 < xeno> Baby got a master plan
22:08 < xeno> a fool-proof master plan
22:32 < xeno> bow wow wow wow yippe yo yippe yay

00:13 < xeno> OMFG THERE IS PR0N IN E0D
00:13 < xeno> I. saw. BOOBIES.
00:13 < xeno> And just stood there, staring
00:13 < xeno> kept getting shot
00:13 < xeno> and kept going back and staring
00:13 < xeno> eventually, people started noticing what I was staring at
00:13 < solios> boobies?
00:13 < fagbot> big time!
00:13 < xeno> so, there we were, a bunch of gooks and yanks staring at boobies instead of fighting
00:14 < xeno> it was like when they'd stop ww1 for cookies or christmas or whateverthefuck
00:14 < xeno> after almost everyone was there crowded around, i dropped satchel charge at my feet, walked away about 10m and blasted it
00:14 < solios> :D
00:14 < xeno> fucking 22 kills at once
00:14 < solios> :)
00:14 < xeno> 14 of which were TKs
00:14 < xeno> :)
00:15 < xeno> but, dude.
00:15 < xeno> BOOBIES.

23:47 < solios> wow.
23:47 < solios> wumpscut basically sucks ass.
23:47 < solios> but there's Black Death (french concept) and Soylent Green.
23:47 < solios> and Concrete Rage.
23:47 < xeno> fromp
23:47 < solios> CR makes me want to Fucking Break Shit.
23:47 < solios> and Black death goes like this:
23:47 < xeno> :wumpscut: pretty much just has Soylent Green
23:47 < solios> (singing in french with groove)
23:47 < solios> DEAT BLAST GUITAR THING!!!!!!!!!!
23:48 < solios> (singing in french with groove)
23:48 < solios> DEAT BLAST GUITAR THING!!!!!!!!!!
23:48 < solios> (singing)
23:48 < solios> xeno: Concrete Rage.
23:48 < xeno> voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir?
23:48 < solios> xeno: but that's so totally Death And Breaking Things.
23:48 < solios> ?
23:48 < xeno> NNNNGGGGHHH NANANANANANAAN NGGGGGAAAAAAAAA
23:48 < solios> O_o
23:48 < xeno> voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir?
23:48 < xeno> NNNNGGGGHHH NANANANANANAAN NGGGGGAAAAAAAAA
23:48 < xeno> like that?
23:48 * ejp stares
23:49 < solios> yes.
23:49 < xeno> k.

15:59 < solios> check loc.
15:59 < solios> I need to know what to change your title to if you don't like it.
16:17 < solios> okay, my icon is updated.
16:26 < solios> oh, for the icon.
16:27 < solios> I grabbed the left chunk of the header, took an image, made it greyscale, set it to multiply on top of it, tweaked brightness/contrast and scaled and adjusted accordingly.
16:27 < solios> easier than trying to reproduce the colors.
16:27 < solios> :)
21:37 < xeno> heh
21:37 < xeno> is that all?
21:37 < xeno> you lost me with the multiplying it part
21:38 < xeno> >_<
21:38 < xeno> and now you're vodkaing
21:38 < xeno> dammit
22:02 < xeno> okay, that's good for now I think
22:02 < xeno> may make it a bit "browner" later
22:02 < xeno> also, inebrietist is fine until I think of something better
22:03 < xeno> except I believe it would be inebriatist.
22:03 < xeno> or inebritist
22:03 * xeno shrugs
22:29 < xeno> heh
22:30 < xeno> so, did you know that a bottle of NyQuil has 2 doses in it?
22:30 < xeno> I drank half of it last night in one swell foop and it kicked my ass
22:30 < xeno> felt awesome this morning though
22:30 < xeno> went to bed ~11 last night, Woke Up at 7 this morning :O
22:30 < xeno> so I just drank the other half
22:30 < xeno> :D

12:56 * solios signs in with securitay
12:58 < xeno> < secirtay> DEINE PAPIEREN BITTE
12:58 < xeno> < solios> i am a jelly doughnut

23:00 < solios> fagbot: doot for HAL pwnz0r1ng xeno
23:00 < fagbot> thank the good lord i'm COMPLETELY STONED
23:00 < xeno> fagbot: doot for bio-interference
23:00 < fagbot> why it's DOOFUS McPADDLEBOAT THE BIG FAT CHILD MOLESTER
23:01 < solios> heh.
23:01 < solios> fagbot dooted dave. :|
23:01 < fagbot> top o'the BONER to you
23:01 < solios> !
23:01 * xeno dies

22:17 < xeno> you're Gemini
22:17 < solios> good.
22:17 < xeno> it's BLATANTLY OBVIOUS
22:17 < xeno> I'm Taurus
22:17 * solios ++
22:17 < solios> you sure are.
22:17 < xeno> which is also blatantly obvious
22:17 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
22:17 < xeno> O_O
22:17 < xeno> xeno?
22:17 < fagbot> i guess xeno is (>^_^(>O.o)>
22:17 < xeno> uh...
22:17 < solios> :>
22:17 < xeno> fagbot, what did you just do?
22:17 < fagbot> xeno: fuck, i dunno
22:17 * xeno falls over

11:27 <@solios> xeno: like, be here.
11:37 -!- xeno [~no@cloaked.stcgpa.adelphia.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]

12:32 <@solios> oh.
12:32 <@solios> since you're here.
12:32 -!- xeno [~no@cloaked.stcgpa.adelphia.net] has quit [Quit: Forsan et haec olim meminise juvabit...]

[01.50.26] < solios> we = ~., butthead.
[01.50.30] < solios> er.
[01.50.32] < solios> s/-/=
[01.50.37] < solios> uh.
[01.50.41] < solios> fuck, I need some coffee.
[01.50.41] < solios> :|

08:53 -!- xeno_bleh is now known as xeno
08:53 -!- You're now known as solios
08:54 < ejp> they were *so* having sex.
08:54 * bda cringes.
08:55 * john yearns
08:55 < xeno> o_O
08:55 < xeno> GODDAMMIT
08:55 < solios> asdf
08:56 < xeno> . /msg solios THEY KNOW

[00.41.18] <@solios> ugh
[00.41.29] <@solios> I need to see a doctor about the blood sugar whatever.
[00.41.30] <@solios> >:|
[00.42.28] <@solios> It's weird.
[00.42.31] <@solios> I'm fine during the day.
[00.42.49] <@solios> Then somewhere between seven and now, I get an angry hole in my head above the eyes.
[00.42.55] <@solios> It's not a headache.
[00.44.42] <@xeno_druxx0r> yup
[00.44.50] <@xeno_druxx0r> that's the shutdown alarm
[00.45.02] <@xeno_druxx0r> it's your brain going HEY DUMBASS, HUMANS SLEEP AT NIGHT
[00.45.26] <@xeno_druxx0r> I placate it with plentiful offerings of beer.
[00.45.27] <@solios> No.
[00.45.34] <@solios> That's not it at all.
[00.45.42] <@solios> Because I'm not tired during that point.
[00.45.44] <@solios> AT ALL.
[00.45.49] <@xeno_druxx0r> see?
[00.45.54] <@solios> I'm both >:| and @_@ and can't think very well.
[00.45.58] <@solios> yes.
[00.46.02] <@xeno_druxx0r> I didn't say you're tired, I said you're Tired
[00.46.06] <@xeno_druxx0r> big difference
[00.46.19] <@xeno_druxx0r> it's called Stark Raving Awake
[00.46.51] <@xeno_druxx0r> and since you have no reason, other than health, to maintain a "normal" sleep schedule, none of the remedies that worked for me will work for you
[00.47.02] <@xeno_druxx0r> I'mma tell you them anyway though, 'cause I'm bored
[00.47.21] <@xeno_druxx0r> 1. avoid caffeine. At all costs if possible, but especially 6 hours before you intend to sleep
[00.47.35] <@xeno_druxx0r> 2. have a "bedtime" and try to stick to it. this will reset your circadian clock
[00.48.03] <@xeno_druxx0r> 3. lavendar. LAVENDAR OMFG LAVENDAR LAVENDAR LAVENDAR. I got some of that faggy shit and spritzed my pillow and chest with it and I was OUT.
[00.48.25] <@xeno_druxx0r> 4. Valerian root about 30 mintues before prescribed "bedtime"
[00.48.28] <@xeno_druxx0r> 5. I said root.
[00.48.43] <@xeno_druxx0r> 6. no nicotine within the hour before bed. sucks, I know, but it will work
[00.48.53] <@xeno_druxx0r> As the resident insomnia expert, I Know Things. :)

13:03 < @solios> http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/releases/2004/30.cfm
15:10 < @xeno_ill> why is it that everything we send there fails immediately or eventually?
15:10 < @xeno_ill> I'm thinking it's the atmosphere
15:10 < @solios> No.
15:10 < @xeno_ill> All that dust floating about, it's bound to be one huge static charge
15:10 < @solios> it's the four dimensional beings who party there.
15:10 < @xeno_ill> s/party/partied/
15:10 < @xeno_ill> that's why it's orange.
15:10 < @xeno_ill> they're done now.

[15.37.44] < @xeno> what the nuts
[15.37.44] < @solios> what the nuts.

[23.06.42] < @solios> bbi10. Vending machines and smizzoke.
[23.06.46] < @solios> <- hungry like the wolf.
[23.06.47] < @xeno> fag
[23.07.00] < @xeno> FAG OMFG FAG FAG FAG /FAG/
[23.07.07] < @solios> HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SOMETHING SOMETHING
[23.07.13] * @xeno falls over

01:10 < @xeno_zzz> IT IS TOO COLD AND WINDY TO SLEEP OMFG
01:10 -!- xeno_zzz is now known as xeno
01:11 < @solios> huh.
01:12 < @solios> yeah.
01:12 < @solios> it's so cold my nuts hurt.
01:12 < @xeno> no
01:12 < @xeno> it's colder than that
01:12 < @xeno> it's so cold your nuts are hurting ME.
01:12 < @xeno> that's hold cow it is
01:13 < @xeno> O_O
01:13 < @solios> o_O
01:13 < @xeno> ^__ THAT'S how cold it is

[22:24.08] < solios> ever notice how some things work better when you're six?
[22:24.55] < xeno> ...
[22:25.00] < xeno> They make Viagra for that
[22:25.14] < solios> ...

13:46 < solios> You're the Rain King, k?
13:47 < xeno> I know.
13:47 < solios> Good.
13:47 < solios> Fancy gas masks?
13:48 < xeno> Not particularly
13:48 < solios> Well.
13:48 < solios> they keep out the Richard.
13:48 < solios> And the Gruen.
13:50 < xeno> huh
13:50 < xeno> I don't think they do.
13:50 < xeno> They're both rather like Torg.
13:50 < xeno> Only smellier.
13:51 < solios> O_o
13:51 < solios> Well.
13:51 < solios> You can just breathe the gruenpoosmell.
13:51 < solios> I'll have my damned face covered in the webcomic.
13:51 < solios> :D
13:52 < xeno> I have fingers that I can stick in there at need.

[23.23.07] < xeno> Sent mal to badgers
[23.23.35] < xeno> 30 minutes later: < malicoire> This doesn't end, does it?
[23.23.37] < xeno> * me dies

[21.13.30] < Xenothaulus> So anyway, looks like Isabel is going to kick our ass.
[21.13.33] * Xenothaulus hopes.
[21.13.39] < solios> :|
[21.13.48] < solios> :D ?
[21.13.58] < Xenothaulus> ...
[21.14.28] < Xenothaulus> link
[21.14.33] < Xenothaulus> assbooger
[21.14.48] < Xenothaulus> I've been doing everything in my power to stop it.
[21.14.49] < Xenothaulus> Really.
[21.14.52] < Xenothaulus> Honestly.
[21.14.54] < Xenothaulus> For real.
[21.15.14] < Xenothaulus> link
[21.15.37] < solios> !
[21.15.39] < solios> FUCK
[21.16.01] < Xenothaulus> ...
[21.16.05] < Xenothaulus> You didn't kno-...
[21.16.07] < Xenothaulus> Goddamn.
[21.16.17] < Xenothaulus> I've been following her progress for over a week.
[21.16.27] < Xenothaulus> Ever since she was an itty-bitty little tropical depression.
[21.16.37] < Xenothaulus> Dude, Monday night she was a category 5.
[21.16.49] < Xenothaulus> If she'd've hit like that, shit would've gotten fuxx0red.
[21.16.56] < Xenothaulus> >200 sustained winds.
[21.17.03] < Xenothaulus> inches of rain/hr
[21.17.23] < solios> sweet.
[21.17.27] < Xenothaulus> yar
[21.17.29] < solios> sounds like Richard's Ass come to get us.
[21.17.39] < Xenothaulus> But she's still a cat 2, and heading directly for us.
[21.18.06] < Xenothaulus> Calling for 70 mph winds here Thursday night and friday
[21.18.13] < Xenothaulus> WINDS.
[21.18.18] < solios> I like how that map is a menu.
[21.18.43] < Xenothaulus> I like how you didn't know anything about it until I told you, and the entire east coast has already been evacuated.
[21.19.31] < solios> We all know me.
[21.19.47] < solios> I pay strict attention to everything but the blazingly obvious.
[21.19.57] < Xenothaulus> heh
[21.20.09] < Xenothaulus> < oslios> Hurricane? Where?
[21.20.16] < Xenothaulus> * oslios checks under rock
[21.20.24] < Xenothaulus> < oslios> Bah. I see no hurricane.
[21.20.37] < solios> see