03:12 <@_Lasar> Aber wo ist der Kerl jetzt hin.
03:13 <@_Lasar> Hat sein Powerbook abgest?pselt und nu weiss ich nicht wo er ist. Hat sich aber auch nicht angezogen zum Rausgehen oder so.
03:18 <@_Lasar> Aaaahahhaha.
03:18 <@_Lasar> Ups.
03:19 <@_Lasar> Passwort zu unserem neuen Rootserver liegt NUR auf dem aktuell inaktiven Fileserver.
03:20 <@_Lasar> Ach nein, doch nicht.
03:20 <@_Lasar> Hatte ich noch garnicht ge?ndert :/
03:22 <@_Lasar> H??
03:22 <@_Lasar> Freitag ist serverfreier Tag oder was?
03:22 <@_Lasar> Anderer Server reagiert irgendwie auch nicht
03:33 <@_Lasar> Ah.
03:33 <@_Lasar> Hier war Stromausfall, und diese Server h?ngen an keiner USV
03:39 <@_Lasar> Hahah
03:39 <@_Lasar> Tats?chlich.
03:39 <@_Lasar> ServerFrei/Tag
03:39 <@_Lasar> TorrentSPy.com ist auch tot
03:39 <@_Lasar>
03:40 <@_Lasar> Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'
03:40 <@_Lasar> [DBNETLIB][ConnectionOpen (Connect()).]SQL Server does not exist or access denied.
03:40 <@_Lasar> /LIB_Database.asp, line 34
03:40 <@_Lasar> Doch nicht tot, aber Startseite kaputt anscheinend.
03:41 <@_Lasar> Doch tot.
03:41 <@_Lasar> Startseite geht nicht, Suche geht, Aufrufen von Infos zu Torrents geht nicht, Torrents downloaden geht auch nicht.
03:50 <@_Lasar> And why does nobody tell me I'm in the fucking wrong channel?
03:51 <@_Lasar> fagbot: doot for me being dumb
03:51 <+fagbot> look at all the different ways for me to be a FUCKING MORON
03:52 <@_Lasar> Exactly.
03:52 <@_Lasar> fagbot: botsnack
03:52 <+fagbot> thanks _Lasar :)

22:07 -!- Irssi: Starting query in area51 with xeno
22:07 <solios> BLAM!
22:07 -!- xeno: No such nick/channel
Day changed to 01 Feb 2005
12:29 -!- xeno [xeno@adelphia.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
20:42 -!- xeno [xeno@adelphia.net] has quit [Quit: bah]
Day changed to 02 Feb 2005
04:47 -!- xeno [xeno@adelphia.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
08:26 -!- xeno [xeno@adelphia.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
Day changed to 03 Feb 2005
10:49 <solios> o_o
13:42 <xeno> SEE?

18:30 * xenia mixes pina coladas.
18:31 <@ejp> :o
18:34 <@xenia> I mix the best drinks ever.
18:35 <@ejp> which in #Loc parlance means they're shit. ;)
18:36 <@xenia> :(
18:36 <@xenia> Do not make me sad.
18:37 * ejp licks xenia
18:39 * xenia is having One Of These Days.
19:26 <@solios> menstruation?
19:33 <@xenia> ...
19:33 <@xenia> No.
19:34 <@xenia> Just one of these days when everything looks shitty and you'd like to be someone else. Anyone else.
19:34 <@xenia> shrug.
19:55 <@solios> Oh.
19:55 <@solios> Puberty?

22:13 <@ejp> <stewpid_bitch> haha creepy experience with the ouija board tonight
22:13 <@ejp> I hate stupid chicks
22:17 < solios> weejees are stewpid.
22:17 <@ejp> yes
22:17 < solios> they guage susceptibility, nothing more.
22:19 <@ejp> solios: and if the person believes, like this penis pouch does, it removes the mental barriers.
22:19 < solios> ejp: yes and no.
22:19 < solios> ejp: there's "believe" and theres" want to believe".
22:20 < solios> someobdy who Wants To Believe sees what they're looking for / fear / want to see / etc.
22:20 < solios> regardless, weejee for extra-meat comms is gay ay best.
22:20 < solios> at, even.
22:21 < solios> (anything extra-meat has a funny tendency to communicate with STRONG VISUALS and/or IMPRESSIONS, anyway. The only reason we have language is to convey concepts to each other and theo nly rason we have an alphabet is to handle the conyance when we're off doing other things)
22:21 <@ejp> Cthulhu is lecturing about quantum wave functions and psionic abilities. it rules a lot.
22:21 < solios> hm.
22:22 < solios> I'm assuming you're talking about how they relate to each other with regards to the concept of Will as a Physical (re: quantum) Force.
22:23 <@ejp> yes

01:08 <@xeno> adsflj;as
01:08 <@xeno> HAHAHAHAHAH
01:08 * xeno dies
01:08 <@xeno> still dying
01:09 <@xeno> i went to stand up, and the waistband of my sweats were caught on the chair...
01:09 <@xeno> and they stayed right there too
01:09 <@solios> wooshit.
01:09 <@xeno> it wouldn't have been nearly as funny had the front part of the pants dropped too
01:09 <@xeno> but they didn't
01:10 <@xeno> so i stood up, and sat RIGHT back down and the chair was all like yeah bitch, you ain't done.
01:10 <@solios> you know, between my ass and your pants destruction, this year is off to a great start.
01:10 <@xeno> FUCK
01:10 <@xeno> OASIS IS ON AND AND I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY CHAIR

Original log date: 14 February, 2004 22.59

[22.50.04] < xeno> so, I got pulled over
[22.50.15] < xeno> or rather, I was followed into the gas station
[22.50.21] < xeno> < pig> in a hurry?
[22.50.24] < xeno> < xeno> uh...
[22.50.33] < xeno> < pig> pulling in here was a last thought, huh?
[22.50.50] < xeno> < xeno> uh... oh. Yeah, I forgot I had to get money at the mac machine. Why?
[22.51.00] < xeno> < pig> well, you cut across two lanes and forgot to signal
[22.51.06] < xeno> < xeno> BLAR
[22.51.20] < xeno> * xeno ALWAYS signals
[22.51.27] < xeno> < pig> also, your headlight is out
[22.51.44] < xeno> < xeno> yeah, I think the connection is loose, it comes and goes
[22.51.48] < xeno> * xeno bumps headlight
[22.51.52] < xeno> < headlight> O_O
[22.51.57] < xeno> < xeno> see?
[22.52.09] < xeno> < pig> also, your inspection is expired
[22.52.13] < xeno> < xeno> >.<
[22.52.21] < xeno> < xeno> yar, I just noticed the other day
[22.52.27] < xeno> < pig> also, your registration is expired
[22.52.29] < xeno> < xeno> er...
[22.52.41] < xeno> < pig> also, you have a broken taillight
[22.52.44] < xeno> < xeno> uh...
[22.52.48] < xeno> * xeno looks
[22.52.51] < xeno> < xeno> >.<
[22.53.02] < xeno> < pig> license please
[22.53.07] < xeno> * xeno hands over license
[22.53.16] < xeno> < pig> liberty huh? long way from home aren't you?
[22.53.27] < xeno> * xeno hands pig change of address card
[22.53.30] < xeno> < pig> ah.
[22.53.52] < xeno> < pig> you said you were getting money out, right? Go ahead, I have to look some things up
[22.53.54] < xeno> < xeno> k.
[22.53.57] < xeno> * xeno goes

00:03 <@ejp> "Instead, whenever I get down or feel as though I might need to abuse myself, I simply stop, concentrate on crushing the imaginary walnut in my anus and-BLAMMO!-all depressing and/or criminal thoughts are gone in a single squeaky fart."
00:03 <@ejp> ksfkjsdhfksjdlfahsklfjh
00:03 <@ejp> LOC AS A SENTENCE!
00:04 <@solios> xlkjvdfhlkjgfdddomfg

22:27 <xeno> i'mma bottle up some of this poogas and send it to you
22:27 <xeno> it's BAD.
22:27 <xeno> like, the worst ever
22:27 <solios> O_o
22:27 <xeno> i wish i knew what the hell i ate that caused it
22:27 <solios> I have enough of my own, kthks.
22:27 <xeno> no, you don't
22:28 <xeno> this is pretty much constant
22:28 <solios> only reason I'm over here instead of getting my futonenbook on is I don't want to funk out the bed.
22:28 <xeno> not 10 seconds go by without PWEEP
22:28 <xeno> they've started to HURT, that's how bad it is
22:28 <solios> you need to build some kind of windmill into your chair.
22:28 <solios> on the bottom.
22:28 <xeno> it's not gas, it's vapour
22:28 <solios> and couple it to your gpu.
22:28 <solios> ew.
22:28 <xeno> these ones don't have enough force to drive it
22:28 <solios> hurtfarts. >_<
22:29 <solios> haven't had those in awhile.
22:29 <xeno> they just kind of go "fwuf" and instantly, the room dies
22:29 <solios> :D
22:29 <xeno> it's BAD i tell you
22:29 <xeno> i'm soaking in it
22:29 <xeno> my SCROT hurts from them. :|
22:29 <solios> >.<
22:30 <xeno> the worst part is, i think i need to shit
22:30 <xeno> and i really really REALLY don't want to
22:31 <xeno> it'll be like the poogas, squared
22:31 <solios> or.
22:31 <solios> it'll be a peanut.
22:31 <xeno> no, it won't
22:31 <solios> and you'll wipe for six hours.
22:32 <xeno> it's gonna come out like an MRE through a wood chipper
22:32 <solios> naw.
22:32 <xeno> no, it is
22:32 <xeno> i can feel it
22:32 <solios> it's gonna come out like molasses through a meatgrinder.
22:32 <xeno> there's about 4 pounds of gas behind it
22:32 <solios> the kind of shit that doesn't get in the toilet.
22:32 <solios> it just spreads out across your ass and nads and slowly evaporates.
22:32 <solios> :|
22:33 <xeno> no, it's gonna blow i'm telling you
22:33 <xeno> BLOOF
22:33 <xeno> i'll probably be launched
22:33 <solios> well.
22:33 <solios> go shit.
22:33 <solios> and we'll compare notes.
22:33 <xeno> NO.
22:34 <solios> ...
22:34 <solios> point.
22:34 <xeno> blast.
22:34 * xeno goes
22:34 <solios> that did sound all 31 flavors of ghey.
22:38 <xeno> ...
22:38 <solios> well?
22:38 <xeno> I hate you.
22:38 <solios> it was molasses, wasn't it?
22:39 <xeno> no.
22:39 <xeno> < ass> plup
22:39 <xeno> < xeno> ...
22:39 <solios> peanut?
22:39 <xeno> < ass> ...
22:39 <xeno> < xeno> well?
22:39 <solios> peanut.
22:39 <xeno> < ass> i'm done.
22:39 <xeno> < xeno> you'r-
22:39 <solios> ROFFLEHAUS
22:39 <xeno> < ass> ffffffffffT
22:39 <xeno> < xeno> ...
22:40 <xeno> it sucked.
22:40 <xeno> SO MUCH.
22:40 <xeno> like trying to scrape peanut butter off my ass
22:40 <xeno> HALF. A. ROLL.
22:40 <solios> 22:31 <solios> it'll be a peanut.
22:40 <solios> 22:31 <xeno> no, it won't
22:40 <solios> 22:31 <solios> and you'll wipe for six hours.
22:40 <xeno> die.
22:41 <solios> it bothers me that I know your ass better than you do.
22:41 <xeno> ...

07:57 <@solios_> fagbot: xeno?
07:57 <@fagbot> POOKEG! or secretly a monkey or an idiot or number 6 or dong or not the pizzle. or the assmaster. or likely to the verb. or a MORAN or likely to the verb or the master of anti-logic or Dr. Jackass and Mister Mom or Shpongled or awesome or even likelier to the verb or Faggy McFagenstein or afraid of americans or to flatulance the way the Petraria Arcatinus is to a crossbow.
07:57 <@solios_> fagbot: solios?
07:57 <@fagbot> solios is cheap, hard, effective, and he types like shit. or the deprongulator or a lesbian or the transexual lime or Shpongled, but less so than xeno. or prone to {Drama}Queening or owner of the apocalypticock or not herbert.
07:58 <@solios_> fagbot: ejp?
07:58 <@fagbot> ejp is probably like, A CHICKEN! HEAR ME ROAR! or naked and hungry or ADDICTED TO FISH or likely to the verb or xeno's hugglely little koala bear or sometimes cthulhu or mostly harmless. or the keeper of the borgphone or in no way Shpongled or behind the sperm diet or Jiggles
07:58 <@solios_> fagbot: _Lasar?
07:58 <@fagbot> i heard _Lasar was the brains what built All Your Pants or zee German or weird or not a sandwich or the anti-pixel
07:58 <@solios_> fagbot: xenia?
07:58 <@fagbot> xenia is putting up a gigantic media drive together. or hot and sassy.

We begin to think...with the power and precision which will make obsolete many of the functions of the human brain.

I am reason.

Everything is reasonable.

You do not know me.

malicoire: You know, I'd love to see a map that does state by state education levels compared to states that voted for bush.
xenothaulus: haha
xenothaulus: there was one of those
xenothaulus: ALL THE MIDWEST STATES VOTED FOR BUSH

23:12 <@ejp> solios: question. if you were too tell someone "three" with a gesture, do you do it like "OK" or "thumb holds down pinky, other three straight"?
23:27 <@solios> You know Burke, I don't know which species is wors.e
23:28 <@solios> You don't see them fucking each over for a goddamned percentage.
23:28 <@solios> ejp: er?
23:28 <@solios> ejp: thumb/pinky.
23:28 <@solios> ejp: I was in cub scouts. :P
23:28 <@ejp> heh
23:28 <@ejp> interesting.
23:29 <@solios> o_o
23:29 <@solios> your Left Coast is showing.
23:29 <@ejp> sorry.
23:29 * ejp zips up
23:29 <@solios> heh.
23:29 <@solios> O_o
23:29 <@solios> ejp++
23:30 <@ejp> some people physically can't keep the first three fingers straight.
23:30 <@solios> that's odd.
23:31 <@ejp> it's a symptom of fibromyalgia for one.
23:31 <@solios> ?
23:32 <@ejp> but that isn't.
23:32 <@ejp> I think you just have glucose fuckery.
23:32 <@solios> er.
23:32 <@solios> what?
23:33 <@solios> in reference to ____________ ?
23:33 <@ejp> I tend to apply things I learn to my Quest To Figure Out What The Fuck Is Wrong With Dan(tm)
23:33 <@solios> er.
23:33 * solios O_os
23:34 * ejp collects interesting bits of knowledge.
23:34 <@solios> I'm not sure how that's interesting.
23:34 <@ejp> all knowledge is interesting.
23:35 <@solios> :O

10:58 <xeno> I WAS HAPPY WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 5.
11:00 <solios> life started to suck around puberty.
11:04 <xeno> [13.58.16] <xeno> I WAS HAPPY WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 5.
11:04 <solios> :|
11:04 <solios> being an adult sucks.
11:04 <solios> bills and health and job and routines.
11:04 <xeno> sure does.
11:05 <xeno> RESPONSIBILITY--
11:05 <solios> and the shit thing about routines is that your brain goes FUCK I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE and IGNORES IT.
11:05 <xeno> i liked it when i knew EXACTLY what every day would bring
11:05 <solios> so you lose WEEKS. AND MONTHS. AND YEARS.
11:05 <solios> uh.
11:05 <xeno> wake up, board bus, sit in school, eat lunch, RECESS, sit in school some more, go home, play outside, eat supper, go to bed
11:05 <solios> you know exactly what every day will bring NOW.
11:05 <xeno> REPEAT
11:05 <solios> the difference is you don't LIKE IT.
11:05 <solios> see?
11:05 <xeno> heh
11:05 <xeno> POINT.

22:16 <@xeno> <- Chrome : 55 Cygni
22:17 <@ejp> <- rasputina - rats
22:17 <@solios> <- Clock DVA : The Sensual Engine

21:51 <@solios> fagbot: Bill?
21:51 <+fagbot> Bill is looking for an old woman, in the middle of nowhere.
21:51 <@solios> :D
21:51 <@solios> Bill++
21:51 <@xeno> i told you he Popped By once, when I was still living in liberty right?
21:51 <@solios> we have the same birthday.
21:51 <@solios> O_o
21:51 <@solios> odd.
21:51 <@solios> I think you mentioned it.
21:51 <@xeno> i heard a motorcycle
21:52 <@solios> Bill rules.
21:52 <@xeno> and i went Outside
21:52 <@xeno> and there was a bill there
21:52 <@solios> :O
21:52 <@xeno> and he had a Bag
21:52 <@xeno> and i was like UH.
21:52 <@solios> Bill and Wes make up for the Ed.
21:52 <@xeno> and he tromped up to the porch
21:52 <@xeno> and blomped the bag down on it
21:52 <@xeno> and said here
21:52 <@xeno> and left
21:52 <@solios> o_O
21:52 <@solios> wt
21:52 <@xeno> IT WAS BEER.
21:52 <@solios> !