13:59 < Xenothaulus> i hate mint
13:59 < Xenothaulus> fucking toothpaste, gum, everything
13:59 < Xenothaulus> why can't I have, like, mt dew flavoured toothpaste? or
roast beef flavoured tooth paste?
13:59 <@_Lasar> ...
13:59 < Xenothaulus> WHERE'S WILLY WONKA WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!
14:00 < solios> I think the Mint Nazis have him tied up in the basement.
14:00 < Xenothaulus> ...
14:00 < Xenothaulus> We need to assemble a rescue party
14:01 < solios> Dude. Let the oompa loompas handle that shit.
14:01 < Xenothaulus> No no no.
14:01 < Xenothaulus> They betrayed him.
14:01 < Xenothaulus> That's why he's in the hole
14:02 < solios> Good point.
14:02 < solios> They DIO have green hair.
14:02 < solios> MINTY GREEN HAIR.
14:02 < solios> Fucking A. We should have known they were working for the
other side.
14:03 < Xenothaulus> See?
14:03 < Xenothaulus> And don't forget their orange faces.
14:03 < Xenothaulus> Because, you know, orange... and mint... and... uh...
14:03 < solios> Dude.
14:04 < solios> Their skin is orange because the mint in their head is causing
their bones to rust.
14:04 < Xenothaulus> Oh.
14:04 < Xenothaulus> Yeah!
14:04 < Xenothaulus> Fucking mint man.