In the /away log while I was out:

23:16 < Xenothaulus> you assgrabber
23:17 < Xenothaulus> in your nifty little blurb on teh mercury blog, you
included me saying I was listening to Depeche Mode.
23:17 < Xenothaulus> I hope that fucking vodka makes your poophole fall off.
23:17 < Xenothaulus> bunghole Bunghole BUNGHOLE!

I need TP. TP for my BUNGHOLE!

Day changed to 13 Feb 2003
01:07 < solios> BLOM!
01:09 < Xenothaulus> Good
01:09 < Xenothaulus> fuxx0r
01:09 < solios> http://mercury.mirrorshades.org/
01:10 < Xenothaulus> ...
01:10 < Xenothaulus> I am so going to kick your ass.
01:12 < solios> Dude.
01:12 < solios> Admit.
01:12 < solios> I'm you're own personal Jebus.
01:12 < Xenothaulus> !
01:12 * Xenothaulus falls over
01:13 * solios wins.
01:13 < Xenothaulus> by a landslide

It's skill. ALL skill. Completely.

I think I was born with it.