04:21 < ejp> I should stop sniffing this Sharpie.

21:28 <@bda> I'm gonna go buy a fruit thinger. brb.
21:28 <@bda> haha.
21:28 <@bda> Spaz.
21:28 < solios> Fruit thinger?
21:28 <@bda> Bucket o' fruit.
21:28 < solios> er.
21:28 <@bda> It's a bucket full of fruit.
21:29 <@bda> Why doens't anyone GET THIS?
21:29 < solios> sounds like fun.
21:29 < solios> because fruit == fag.
21:29 <@bda> er.
21:29 <@bda> I hadn't thought of that, actually.
21:29 < solios> :D
21:29 <@bda> o_O
21:29 < solios> whoah.
21:29 <@bda> But no. FRUIT. Like off trees and out of the ground and shit.
21:29 <@bda> >:|

02:26 < rystic> what do you think of this war solios?
02:26 < necKro> predator drones and combat nets, oh my
02:27 <@solios> yay drones.
02:27 <@solios> rystic: I'm mixed.
02:28 <@solios> One, I think bush is a tool. Two, I think the UN is a bunch of
ass-dragging pansies.
02:28 < necKro> That doesn't really say how you feel about war with Iraq,
though.
02:28 < necKro> (I would expect anyone with half a brain to think Bush is a
tool.)
02:28 <@solios> So it's a situation where an extremely ineffectual organization
is trying to block an extremely scary UberTool from doing what
the extremely ineffectual organization refused to do 13 years
ago.
02:29 <@solios> Saddam is the enemy.
02:29 <@solios> But we're going to war with Iraq.
02:29 <@solios> Something about that sucks fierce goat cheese.
02:29 < necKro> That's a nice way of putting.
02:29 < necKro> it.
02:29 <@solios> Conversely!
02:30 <@solios> By telling the UN to shove a cat up their ass, Bush has
guranteed that Saddam is his re-election bid.
02:30 < necKro> I just hope the CyberWar (tm) shitstorm is relatively
concentrated in Saddam's direction.
02:30 <@solios> We get to stay their until we say we're done.
02:30 <@solios> Which will probably be after we use Baghdad to launch strikes
on Iran.
02:30 < necKro> But of course Bush is probably going to drag it on.
02:30 < necKro> Sounds like fun!
02:31 <@solios> Heh.
02:31 <@solios> This is somehow going to factor into his second term, I know it.
02:31 <@solios> During which he'll probably go after Iran.
02:31 <@solios> Saving N. Korea for the next president.
02:31 <@solios> While we're at it, we should take over Poland.
02:31 <@solios> We need room to maneuver.
02:31 < necKro> I think Bush getting re-elected would prompt me to skip town.
02:32 < necKro> It's only six hours to Canada.
02:32 <@solios> Same here.
02:32 <@solios> Though I would need a VERY fast car.
02:33 < necKro> Minnesota is practically Canada.
02:33 < necKro> If Canada were to annex MN, I don't think anyone would really
notice.
02:33 <@solios> Yeah. All you guys sound like Canadians.
02:34 < necKro> I can just imagine Canadian troops storming the Boundary
Waters, and passing canoers taking pictures.
02:35 <@solios> o_O
02:35 <@solios> So anyway. I'm for shitcanning Saddam.
02:35 * solios listens to Gwar, "Saddam A Go-Go"
02:36 <@solios> But I think the UN being a bunch of tools has resulted in us
basically skullfucking our international image.
02:36 <@solios> Shit, the world hated us last month.
02:36 <@solios> Now they're _really_ pissed.
02:37 < necKro> I think much of the scorn is rightfully aimed at our gubmint,
though.
02:39 <@solios> Indeed.
02:39 <@solios> We're not team players.
02:39 <@solios> Last I checked, we never have been.
02:40 <@solios> The UN is great when they're in agreement with us, or, you
know, need a fucking army to clean some shit up.
02:43 <@solios> I think in this case, we're definitely opening a hornets nest.
France gets a lot of oil from Iraq. Russia has economic
interests, iirc. So they're biased. It's also really easy to
get the impression that this is a Holy War On Islam.
02:44 <@solios> Which, given just how agressively pro-Christain Bush in
particular is, is a really safe assumption to make.
02:45 <@solios> So.
02:47 <@solios>
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gwar/saddamagogo.html

10:01 < Xenothaulus> beer
10:01 < Xenothaulus> lots and lots of beer
10:01 < Xenothaulus> too much beer
10:01 < Xenothaulus> waaaay too much beer
10:01 < Xenothaulus> BEER
20:29 < Xenothaulus> scotch
20:29 < Xenothaulus> mmm, scotch
20:29 < Xenothaulus> fuck beer

The above, being the contents of my IRC away log over the span of almost three days, succinctly sums up my weekend. I feel froogy.

21:46 <@solios> my arm hurts.
21:46 <@solios> wtf.
21:48 < Xenothaulus> left or right?
21:48 <@solios> right.
21:48 < Xenothaulus> !
21:48 < Xenothaulus> See?
21:48 < Xenothaulus> What'd I tell you about all that whackin'?
21:49 <@solios> dude.
21:49 <@solios> you've known me for HOW long?
21:49 < Xenothaulus> exactly
21:49 <@solios> I wank with my LEFT.
21:49 < Xenothaulus> I told yousadf;ljadsf
21:49 <@solios> he-LLO.
21:49 < Xenothaulus> goddammit
21:49 <@solios> MCFLY.

The last couple of days have been brought to you by vodka, The Violent Femmes, Excel Saga, Naruto, the red NyQuil (OMFG THE RED NYQUIL IT IS RED AND TASTY! SUCH TASTINESS!!!!1).... and... lessee.... oh yeah. Fireworks shitting its pants on a 941 image batch process, without bothering to give much of an explanation for its treasonous actions.

Sore throat Monday night. Bombed half a bottle of red tasty warm fuzzy Q and woke up around four on Teusday. Went to work. Left after much work and much much DIVX and changing Fireworks diapers a few times. At 5:45 am. More red loveliness. Wake up at one. Repeat the work bit.

Fucking A.

BIG FUCKING Q! I LOVE THAT FUCKING Q!!

01:11 < solios> what
01:11 < solios> the
01:11 < solios> FUCK
01:11 * solios is watching Excel Saga
01:11 < solios> BRAIN GO BOOM
01:11 < solios> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS>!!???!!!!1
01:12 < ejp> it's anime.
01:12 < solios> dude.
01:12 < solios> it's fucking WHACK.
01:12 < solios> like, boobs.
01:12 < solios> and.
01:12 < solios> uh.
01:12 < ejp> it's anime.
01:12 < solios> boobs.
01:12 < solios> CORNY BOOBS.
01:12 < ejp> should I repeate it again?
01:13 < ejp> phun: you around?
01:13 < solios> ejp: I've seen anime.
01:14 < solios> If anime is gay, then this is totally fagtastic flameone
HYPERQUEER.
01:14 < ejp> hyperqueer. now there's a term!
01:21 < solios> Stole it from my ex roommate who used it to describe a guest on
springer.
01:21 < ejp> huh. the slowest Athlon I can buy anymore is a 1.47Ghz.
01:21 < solios> Picture the blonde guy in the Lone Gunmen wearing hot pink
spandex.
01:21 * ejp glances at his first computer, a Pentium 75Mhz
01:21 < solios> That's the kind of audience this "Excel Saga" thing is
targeting.
01:21 < solios> Or producing.
01:21 < solios> :|

Meanwhile....

01:17 < solios> dude.
01:17 < solios> Excel Saga is FUCKED UP.
01:17 < Xenothaulus> um
01:17 < Xenothaulus> okay?
01:17 < solios> No.
01:17 < solios> Not okay.
01:17 < solios> FUCKED UP.
01:18 < Xenothaulus> http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/willard/
01:18 < Xenothaulus> there
01:18 < solios> Like, makes Project A Ko look like Ghost In The Shell.
01:18 < Xenothaulus> ...
01:18 < Xenothaulus> I almost thought you meant that the other way around.
01:18 < Xenothaulus> Then i realised that you didn't.
01:18 < Xenothaulus> That's FUCKED UP.

05:57 < solios> omfg my leg hurts.
05:57 < bda> Heh.
05:57 < solios> :|
05:57 < bda> I should get new ID but I don't feel like dumping 70 bucks for a
fucking birth certificate.
05:57 < bda> solios: Stop having sex with the koalas.
05:57 < solios> yeek.
05:57 < solios> bda: I broke hot_german_ch1xx0r.
05:58 < solios> :|
05:58 * bda rips out his brains.
05:58 < solios> < hot_german_ch1xx0r> Can you pick me up? I'm having a hip problem.
05:58 < bda> Oh.
05:58 < bda> k.
05:58 < solios> < her_roommate> hah!
05:58 < bda> er.
05:58 < bda> Oh.
05:58 < bda> sigh.
05:58 < bda> I was about to feel bad about assuming you were talking about sex.
05:58 < bda> BUT THEN YOU WERE
05:59 < ejp> oh, *that* Dan.
05:59 < bda> So now I'm just filled with head stabby.