19:50 < solios> !
19:51 < solios> uh.
19:51 < solios> Dude.
19:51 < solios> when did we decide to bomb the moon?
19:51 < rjbs> ?
19:51 < rjbs> the soviets actually considered nuking the moon in the 60's.
19:51 * panner votes in the k5 poll from his zaurus
19:51 < ejp> the moon might be a WMD.
19:51 < ejp> thus, the bombage
19:51 < rjbs> the idea was that a moon-nuking would be visible from earth
19:51 < solios> Good point.
19:51 < solios> It could be harboring terrorists.
19:51 < rjbs> so, the soviets thought it would be a good show of force
19:52 < rjbs> well, some soviet scientists
19:52 < solios> o_O
19:52 < rjbs> the sec'ty general was like, "hoyl fuck are you people insane?"
and vetoed it.
19:52 * solios is reminded of the redux of The Time Machine.
19:52 < ejp> that's a special breed of crazy
19:52 < rjbs> didn't see it.
02:06 < killjoy> gotta wonder where sars came from... it's like uber-flu.
02:07 < solios> China.
02:07 < killjoy> well, duh.
02:07 < killjoy> but it just appeared.
02:07 < solios> So did AIDS.
02:07 < killjoy> usually we see mutants of mutants of mutants floatin' about.
02:07 < solios> And a lot of other diseases.
02:07 < solios> yep.
02:07 < solios> Dude.
02:07 < solios> The flu and the cold.
02:07 < killjoy> like the flu, for example, lol.
02:07 < solios> know why we get 'em every year?
02:07 < solios> they come from over there.
02:07 < killjoy> every year a new version!
02:07 < killjoy> flu, 2.4 longer lasting, more efficient headaches, and for a
limited time only, MORE VOMIT.
02:09 < killjoy> meanwhile the cold is like aol.
02:10 < killjoy> everyyear, slightly better, but nothing monumental.
02:10 < killjoy> cold, vers 9.41, now with more annoying headache and longerlasting sinus clog.
02:13 < solios> dude.
02:13 < solios> I got the service pack.
02:13 * solios is running cold, vers. 9.41.2
02:13 < killjoy> rotfl
02:13 < killjoy> i'm running west nile virus vers. 1.5
02:14 < killjoy> extreme duration added.
02:14 < solios> It has the Hyperloogie sinus congestion uprade, with extra duration.
02:14 < killjoy> funfunfun
02:14 < killjoy> i have post nasal drip.
02:14 < killjoy> try having a sinus clogger with that shit.
02:14 < killjoy> wake up in the morning with the mother of all loogies, and no
02:15 < solios> dude. ya gotta save that shit.
02:15 < solios> like, in a jar or something.
02:15 < killjoy> rofl.
02:15 < solios> and then mail it back to cold with their fucking cold 9.4 cd in
03:53 < solios> one of these days I'll put the shit that bothers me up on the web.
03:53 < solios> :D
03:54 < killjoy> rofl.
03:54 < killjoy> nothing like drawing stuff that even makes you go "ewwwwwww"
03:54 < solios> yeah.
03:54 < solios> makes my feel froogy.
03:54 < solios> < idea> LEMME OUT ASSHAT!
03:54 < killjoy> rofl.
03:54 < solios> < me> $#%#%$#%#$!!!!!
03:54 < killjoy> rofl
03:54 < solios> < idea> I KEEL YOU!
03:54 < solios> * idea flogs solios
03:55 < killjoy> ...
03:55 < solios> That's basically how it works.
03:55 < killjoy> no doubt.
23:04 <@esch> solios: 11.
23:04 <@solios> esch: 391.2
23:04 <@esch> solios: i.
23:04 <@solios> esch: gerbils.
23:05 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> ?solios? ARMAGEDDON!
23:05 <@esch> solios: more often than not.
23:05 <@solios> esch: omfg.
23:05 <@solios> esch: how do you get them out?
23:06 <@esch> Less often than more.
23:06 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> You have to offer them little treats
23:06 <@solios> I thought taco bell was the way to go.
23:06 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> You know, like, "If you come out, you'll get a cooasdkjfasdlf;jas;dlj
23:06 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> Well yes, there's that too.
23:07 <@solios> It's also cheaper than cookies.
23:07 <@esch> What isn't?
23:07 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> ...
23:07 <@solios> esch: tanks.
23:08 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> NASA
23:08 <@solios> Also comic books.
23:08 <@solios> And bda.
23:08 <@esch> solios: on the 5th they will be.
23:08 <@esch> No, comics.
23:08 <@esch> 5/5 is free comic book day.
23:08 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> yeah
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> I'd like Action Comics #1 please
23:09 <@solios> Dude.
23:09 <@solios> Fuck that.
23:09 <@solios> I want free gerbils.
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> also The Amazing Spiderman #4
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> ...
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> I'm sure you'll get them
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> Which reminds me
23:09 * solios gets a tube, a can of deep woods off and a lighter.
23:09 <@esch> No.
Naturally, as soon as I find out mercury works:
14:06 < rjbs> I see blood and destruction.
14:06 < rjbs> Our elimination because of one man.
14:07 < solios> rjbs: got enough fiber in your diet?
14:07 < rjbs> tell the mob who snig your song that they are fools and they are
14:07 < rjbs> they are a curse
14:07 < rjbs> they should disperse
14:08 < solios> dude.
14:08 * solios plays some New Order.
14:08 < mdxi> face down
14:08 < mdxi> ass up
14:08 < rjbs> why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
14:08 < mdxi> that's the way
14:08 < mdxi> we like to fuck
14:08 < rjbs> nothing can be done to stop the shouting.
14:08 < rjbs> if every tongue were still the noise would still continue
14:08 < rjbs> the rocks and stones themselves would start to sing!
14:08 < rjbs> hosanna heysanna sanna sanna ho, sanna hey sanna ho sanna!
14:09 < mdxi> ahh, Toto
14:09 < solios> dude.
14:09 <@bda> Fuck.
14:09 < solios> that's pretty fucked up right there.
14:09 <@bda> The restore just failed.
14:10 <@bda> 15G in.
14:10 <@bda> Out of 39. :|
14:10 < solios> fagbot: door for irkeoke.
14:10 < fagbot> solios: eat me, assboi
14:10 < solios> fagbot: doot, even.
14:10 < fagbot> I'M AN ELECTRONIC MUSICIAN SCULPTING SYNTHESIZED SOUND SHAPES!! *GLK* suicide
Like a steering wheel in your pants.
13:51 < solios> fagbot: doot for /Volumes
13:51 < fagbot> REMEMBER WHEN WE LIVED TOGETHER AND WE WOULD TAKE THE BUS TO VARIOUS GAY PLACES AND YOU WOULD INSIST YOU WERE NOT GAY BUT BOY DID LESLIE AND CECIL AND FREDERICK AT BLOWHOLE'S KNOW OTHERWISE
13:51 < solios> o_O
13:51 < ejp> sounds like OS X
13:52 < mdxi> heh
The 'shades crew knows what's up with h and morg downtime- for the rest of you hoopy froods, the 1u of Lovecraftian Lubb that is Hastur was de-racked, reprocessed, buried in soft peat for a month, set on fire and then shipped to Philly, where it is now safely out of the suck that is the capnet IP range.