12:39 < solios> you know those ripcord things that lawnmowers have?
12:40 < solios> where you go yank and the mower goes uh and you go YANK and the mower goes UH and you go YANK YOU FUCK and the mower goes BRUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH and eats your feet?
12:40 <@rjbs> yes.
12:40 < solios> I need one of those for my brain.
12:40 < solios> :|
It's a longstanding fact that I use Photoshop 5.0.2 with multiple processor support disabled. This is because my workplace does not have a 5.5 license for the mac. We have 6, 7, and 8. I also have 8 installed on my workstation, though I use Photoshop 5.0.2 in Classic. On a G5. If I open CS, it's by accident. There are many, many, many reasons why I stick with five. Recently, my Angst resurfaced and an adequate analogy fell out of my mouth. An analogy that quite accurately describes the differences between 5 and 6+.
22:40 < solios> Me using Gimp is like Stallman using Vi.
22:41 < solios> Me using Photoshop is like Stallman using Emacs.
22:41 < solios> except he wrote emacs. :P
22:41 < solios> or improved it, or something.
22:43 < @bda> He wrote it.
22:43 < solios> I thought so.
22:44 < solios> then I remembered there were flavors, and got confused.
22:44 < solios> basically, it's a workflow thing.
22:44 < ejp> flavors of Stallman?
22:44 < solios> Photoshop 6+ and Gimp are Not Photoshop Five.
22:44 < solios> :|
22:44 < ejp> for good reason.
22:44 < ejp> :)
22:44 < solios> NO.
22:45 < solios> Has Vi, Vim, or Emacs changed fundamentally in the last five years?
22:45 < ejp> I dunno
22:46 < @bda> Not fundamentally, no. They've added useful features I've never used.
22:46 < @bda> Like folding in vim.
22:46 < solios> See?
22:46 < @bda> vi itself hasn't changed in forever, afaik.
22:46 < solios> PS 6, 7, and 8 have added useful features I never use.
22:47 < solios> While at the same time changing fundamnetally.
22:47 < solios> and starting with seven, saving takes three steps instead of two for Big Shit.
22:47 < solios> which means a 900 meg file takes twice as long to save in 7 as it does in 5.
22:48 < @bda> Yeah, but vim/emacs additions don't force us to use the application in a different, annoying way. :)
22:48 < @bda> They are added and we are not required to use them. :)
22:48 < solios> Right.
22:48 < solios> Whereas you're not required to use the new PS bullshit, but they've CHANGED THE INTERFACE ANYWAY.
22:49 < solios> it's like moving your girlfriend's vagina when you're not paying attention.
22:49 < @bda> ..what?
22:49 < solios> You know where the hoohoo is, right?
22:50 < ejp> solios: chicks dig solies
22:50 < solios> Well, say your girl wants to sex you up something fierce, only when the pants come off, her cooter's moved under her left shoulderblade.
22:50 < solios> THAT IS PHOTOSHOP SEVEN.
17:13 < @rjbs> AHOY
17:14 < @rjbs> solios: did you get any breast pictures yet?
17:14 < ejp> solios: can't she just login at http://mail.freudian-slip.org/ ?
17:14 < solios> ejp: dunno
17:14 < solios> rjbs: :x
17:15 < solios> ejp: she got forwarding to SAB working somehow/
17:15 < solios> http://www.side7.com/esquire/wav/tv/FlyingCars.wav
17:16 < @rjbs> solios: what, did you or didn't you? :)
17:16 < solios> rjbs: :x
17:17 < @rjbs> ??
17:17 < @rjbs> solios: she says "send him boob shots"
17:17 < @rjbs> so...
17:17 < @rjbs> you just don't wanna share.
17:17 < @rjbs> ack, or maybe they're cowgirl boobs
17:17 < solios> :X
17:19 < y0shi> or cow boobs
17:19 < solios> >.<
17:19 < ejp> cow boobs are squeeable.
17:19 < ejp> odd word.
17:20 < solios> squeeable?
17:20 < ejp> was going for 'squeezable'
17:21 < @rjbs> SQUEEEE SQUEEEE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUAAA HUAAA HUAAAA SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
17:21 < y0shi> no, those are pig boobs
17:22 < ejp> damn Swede.
17:24 < solios> uh.
17:24 < solios> rjbs: o_O
17:24 < @rjbs> solios: AAAASQUEEEEEEEEE
17:24 < @rjbs> HAULGAULAHUALGUALHGUALHUALGAHLUAGH
17:25 -!- solios changed the topic of #tildedot to: < @rjbs> HAULGAULAHUALGUALHGUALHUALGAHLUAGH
17:25 * solios dies
17:25 < solios> rjbs++
17:28 < @rjbs> solios: btw...
17:28 < @rjbs> solios: UUNNGGAAAQUAAAASQUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
17:29 < @rjbs> solios: you got a purty mouth. lemme see you just drop them pants.
17:29 < solios> sadfkljkjk.
17:29 < solios> o_o
17:31 < @rjbs> that's right.
17:31 < @rjbs> just take'm riiight off.
17:31 < @rjbs> solios: you've seen Deliverance, of course..?
17:31 < y0shi> if he hasn't, this is that much better
17:32 < solios> no, I haven't.
17:32 * ejp hasn't either
17:32 < y0shi> what i'm trying to say is we're about to have buttsex
17:32 < solios> I spammed part of this at xeno.
17:32 < solios> 17:31 < @xeno> ....
17:32 < solios> 17:31 < @xeno> that wouldn't have been nearly as freaky if Dueling Banjos hadn't played just a few minutes ago
Dogs and pot and loud music, oh my.
22:43 < solios> fagbot: doot for my neighbors being obnoxious. Again.
22:43 < fagbot> FUCK THAT NOISE
CNN never ceases to amuse me:
13:32 * solios thinks about redesigning mercury.
13:32 < @xeno> ...
13:32 < @xeno> omfg
13:32 < @xeno> I keel you
13:32 < @xeno> LEAVE IT BE
13:32 < @solios> O_o
13:32 < @solios> o_O
13:32 < @xeno> (new design)++
13:33 < @solios> if I redesign it again, I'll leave LOC alone.
13:33 < @solios> k?
13:33 < @solios> k.
13:33 < @xeno> k!
13:33 < @xeno> you know, if you were getting paid for every redesign you've done, i'd be a millionaire by now
13:33 < @solios> yep.
13:33 < @xeno> wait.
13:33 < @xeno> er...
From homeslice: A precise, exacting synopsis of why I'm never going to breed. Ever.
12:02 < ejp> a client is bitching because an email to them got bounced back.
12:03 < ejp> so I looked.
12:03 < ejp> it has no To line.
11:51 < @rjbs> xserve g5
11:51 < @rjbs> single proc.
11:51 < solios> OMFGWTF
11:51 < solios> WHERE?!
11:51 < @rjbs> ah, wait, no.
11:51 < @rjbs> wtf.
11:52 < solios> fag.
11:52 < @rjbs> worthless people in #macrumors
11:52 < solios> yes.
11:52 < @rjbs> you're thinking of macosrumors
11:52 < @rjbs> or something.
11:52 < @rjbs> you always forget who the real assholes are.
11:52 < @rjbs> ;)