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2005.08.26
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Pure


<@esch> solios: I can't believe it's been a year since you stopped smoking.
<@solios> 370+ days
<@solios> mercury wasn't really crystal clear on a time and I didn't log one.
<@solios> I figured if I failed, it wouldn't come back to haunt me.
<@esch> heh.


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2005.08.23
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dragorn++


22:34 <@solios> so.
22:34 <@solios> uh.
22:34 <@solios> [ kismet ] can sniff stuff snort can't.
22:34 <@dragorn> right
22:34 <@solios> and send the sniff to snort.
22:34 <@dragorn> and then provide that data to snort
22:34 <@solios> so snort can sniff it.
22:34 <@dragorn> yup
22:34 <@solios> this makes me want to sneeze.
22:34 <@solios> dude, that rules.


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2005.08.22
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Aeon Flux


13:31 <@bda> [ Aeon Flux trailer ]
13:35 <@rjbs> how hateful?
13:39 <@bda> I didn't like the series at all, so I can't say.
13:42 < solios> hm.
13:42 * solios loved the series.
13:42 < mdxi> i thought the serious was fab to start with
13:43 < ejp> it's got that nasty bitch in it.
13:43 < mdxi> and then it just kept going NOWHERE
13:43 < solios> yep.
13:43 < mdxi> and being POINTLESSLY WEIRD
13:43 < solios> yep.
13:43 < solios> see.
13:43 < solios> it's great.
13:43 < ejp> like ~.?
13:43 < solios> IF.
13:43 < solios> you're in a bar.
13:43 < solios> with the sound off.
13:43 < mdxi> HOORAY YET ANOTHER LEDGE TO SKITTER ALONG!
13:43 < solios> and it's visual clutter.
13:43 < ejp> <solios> EVERYTHING is better in a bar. :|
13:43 < mdxi> YES YES JUMP OVER THE RAILING! NOW SHOOT THINGS!
13:43 < solios> making out certainly is.
13:43 < mdxi> NOW LICK YOUR EYEBALL
13:44 < solios> heh.
13:44 < solios> the meatgirl totally isn't pulling of the hair.
13:44 < mdxi> NOW STARE INTO SOMETHING MEANINGFULLY AND CUT TO CREDITS
13:44 < mdxi> (every aeon flux episode ever)


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2005.08.21
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Placeholduhr

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11:41 <@solios> ^- my best drawing, ever.
11:42 <@xeno> asdjlk;dfl kSDJF
11:42 <@xeno> ASS.
11:42 <@xeno> HOLE.
11:42 <@solios> eh?
11:42 * xeno nearly choked to death on his sammich
11:42 <@xeno> AND
11:42 <@xeno> it got up my nose
11:42 <@xeno> solios++
11:42 <@solios> :>
11:43 <@mrsxeno> i love it. a masterpiece
11:43 <@mrsxeno> :P
11:43 <@xeno> fuck.
11:43 <@xeno> you need to patent it.
11:43 <@solios> er.
11:44 <@xeno> that is the placeholder i expect to see from now on
11:44 <@xeno> EVERYWHERE.


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2005.08.19
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Dope Fiend

16:32 < solios> k.
16:32 < solios> straight up.
16:33 < solios> do I try and get something done tonight, or do I go for my fifth night straight of drinkin' ?
16:34 < esch> dink.
16:34 < esch> err.
16:34 < esch> "drink"
16:34 < esch> fuck it, I am.
16:34 < esch> 'cept I made mine. :P
16:35 < ejp> all I have is a stout and some gin
16:35 < esch> What do you mean "all I have"
16:35 < esch> What the hell else is there?


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2005.08.02
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A culture of risk-averse apron-tied thumb-sucking cowards.

Discussion of this BBC article on emergency repairs to Discovery:


23:29 < solios> fagbot: doot for scraping barnacles off of Discovery
23:29 < fagbot> HEE HEE....COCK BOAT
23:29 < solios> fucking space dingleberries. :|
23:29 < xeno_beer> !
23:29 < xeno_beer> that's awesome.
23:30 < solios> "Astronauts have never fixed a shuttle's heat shields on a spacewalk before - or gone under an orbiting shuttle."
23:30 < solios> O_o
23:30 < xeno_beer> solios: you know we;'re grouned again right?
23:30 < xeno_beer> and apt to stay that way
23:30 <@ejp> "under"?
23:30 <@ejp> THERE IS NOT UNDER IN SPACE
23:30 < solios> 113 launches and we've never been on the ventral? o_o
23:30 < solios> xeno_beer: yes.
23:30 < xeno_beer> the scuttlebut is that they're scrapping the fleet and using it for "terrestial tasks"
23:30 < solios> heh.
23:30 <@ejp> it's a rocket.
23:31 < solios> no.
23:31 < solios> it's a spaceplane.
23:31 < xeno_beer> ejp: there is an under
23:31 <@ejp> wtf does a rocket do for terrestial tasks?
23:31 < xeno_beer> it is the Bottom of it
23:31 < solios> incinerate.
23:31 < solios> ANNIHILATE
23:31 < xeno_beer> EXTERMINATE.
23:31 < solios> DEEEEESTROOOOY
23:31 <@ejp> xeno_beer: lies
23:31 <@ejp> up/down don't exist.
23:31 < solios> O_o
23:31 < solios> HEaven 17 on radio nigel.
23:32 < xeno_beer> no, but bottom and top are relative to your appropriate pov and therefore DO
23:32 < solios> "This is the new Nasa. If we cannot prove this is safe, we don't want to go there. "
23:32 < solios> >_<
23:32 < solios> MEET THE NEW BOSS EVEN MORE OF A CHICKENSHIT THAN THE OLD BOSS
23:32 <@ejp> pussies.
23:32 < xeno_beer> when you look at a space shuttle, and acknowledging the fact that it is capable of atmospheric re-entry, it becomes immediately obvious which is top-side and which is bottom.
23:32 < solios> SPACE IS HARD PEOPLE DIE YOU KNOW THE RISKS YOU VOLUNTEERED WHAT BETTER GODDAMNED DEATH IS THERE NEXT QUESTION.
23:32 < xeno_beer> solios++


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2005.07.31
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Short Attention Span


02:11 < arbo> Hey, solios.
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07:05 <@solios> your mom, arbo
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13:16 < arbo> necKro's Internet connection.
13:17 < arbo> I think xeno cast ping-timeout on necKro.
13:17 <@_Lasar> It's like Slashnet's idea of a stable IRC network.
13:19 < arbo> To have users drop consistently every, what, 6 minutes, then 54 minutes?
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Scrape, don't wipe.


22:27 < solios> <flood> # email from solios senior
22:27 < solios> After watching all this stuff on the Bassmaster's Classic on Pittsburgh's 3 Rivers, I wanted to watch something else that I really didn't have to think about or concentrate on......it would be "just there" while I veged out.
22:27 < solios> I didn't realize what I did until I had watched the tape for several minutes!
22:27 < solios> I had put in the tape "Riverdance"!!!!!!
22:27 < solios> </flood>
22:27 < solios> fagbot: doot my dad
22:28 < fagbot> i'm taking a DUMP in the breakroom
22:28 < solios> lfdkjhg
22:28 < solios> fagbot: botsnack
22:28 < fagbot> thanks solios :)


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2005.07.22
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Doublethink


22:57 <@john> woah [FUD speculators strike gold]
22:57 <@john> fuckety fuck
22:58 < solios> The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
22:59 < solios> London's got secams like a Burroughs character has hemorrhoids.
22:59 < solios> DID IT STOP TEH BEWM?
22:59 < solios> NO!
22:59 < solios> k.

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2005.07.19
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Too much to ask for.

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19:09 <@solios> I got an AWESOME picture of a palette. :|
19:11 <@xeno> i assmue you mean the wood kind, that things go on
19:11 <@xeno> and not the Bob Ross kind
19:11 <@solios> yeah.
19:12 <@solios> the kind that every goddamned fps modeller in HISTORY has YET TO SEE.
19:12 <@solios> I WILL SHOW THEM.
19:12 <@solios> I WILL MAKE THEM BELIEVE.
19:12 <@xeno> lol
19:12 <@solios> I WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF GAMING!
19:12 <@xeno> we have thousands of them at work
19:12 <@xeno> no lie
19:12 <@xeno> THOUSANDS.
19:12 <@solios> sweet.


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2005.07.15
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Stank


11:29 * Drusilla is GOING TO HELL.
11:30 < tokage> so i will meet Drusilla someday? i think most of #tiledot will be there.
11:30 < tokage> except bryan who is so sweetly innocent!
11:30 < solios> except for that dirty ass of his.
11:30 < tokage> yeah well
11:31 < tokage> someone convinced him it was "for god"
11:31 <@john> mdxi, I think I'm going to convet
11:31 <@john> convert
11:31 <@rjbs> Bryan will have his ass bleached before dying.
11:31 < solios> :o
11:31 <@john> wtf
11:32 < tokage> is that the new thing?
11:32 <@john> rjbs obviously forgets the ass bleaching party we had at last ~con
11:32 <@rjbs> I meant *again*.
11:32 <@rjbs> duh
11:32 * solios gets the funnel
11:33 <@john> solios, that's 1 step farther than I would have known how to do that
11:33 < solios> <3
11:33 <@john> there is no love in ass bleaching
11:33 <@ejp> clorox makes that bleach gel pen now.
11:33 <@ejp> I imagine that's the ticket
11:33 < solios> whoah.
11:34 < solios> oh yeah, that'll hit the spot.
11:34 <@john> ironically, I almost bought one of those the other day
11:34 < mdxi> i just spray mine with SHOUT! every night before bed
11:34 <@john> haha
11:34 <@rjbs> New "Febreeze! Crotch" eliminates Crotch Rot better than ever
11:35 <@john> now with nanobots!
11:35 < esch> remember all that stuff I said yesterday about how good the internet was?
11:35 < mdxi> FDS now stands for Febreeze Dick Spray
11:35 < solios> rebuilds the crotch. Stronger, faster, better.
11:35 < solios> esch: lemme guess...
11:35 < esch> Forget I ever said it.


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2005.07.07
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Goth! That was a Haiku!


12:10 < Drusilla> should i update my site with...stuffs?
12:10 < y0shi> if stuff == boob shots then yes
12:11 < solios> drubies++
12:11 < Drusilla> what if it's gothy poetry?
12:11 < solios> :x
12:12 < robf_> my life is darkness / the child weeps / all is lost / beep beep beep
12:12 < mdxi> it doesn't have to be pornography, but an option other than "gothy poetry" would be nice
12:12 <@rjbs> gothy pornographic poems?
12:12 < solios> PORNOGOTHIC
12:12 < robf_> lol
12:13 <@rjbs> reach into my heart and strangle my love. blood runs from all my slits. i am lubed with blood for you.
12:13 <@ejp> robf_: she already writes really disturbing fanfic/slash.
12:13 <@ejp> sdlkfj
12:13 <@ejp> s/robf_/rjbs/
12:13 < mdxi> it was robf the first time
12:13 < y0shi> goth haiku!
12:13 < Drusilla> it's not my poetry!
12:14 < Drusilla> and yeah. i've written goth porn poetry.
12:14 < solios> :o
12:15 < mdxi> the pain and blood flow / joy seeps from me like childbirth / sale at hot topic
12:15 <@john> the time has come to sexxor. death awaits us here. they will walk on jupitre
12:15 <@john> omg
12:15 <@john> mdxi++
12:15 <@rjbs> mdxi++
12:15 <@john> specifically for the last line


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2005.07.05
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R&R


06:37 <@xeno> fagbot: doot
06:37 <@fagbot> i could sit here all day like a big dumb shithead
06:37 <@xeno> could?
06:37 <@xeno> do.
06:37 * xeno smacs


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2005.06.23
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I want my {80s} MTV.


07:05 <@bda> MTV's Made is making over a nerd.
07:05 <@bda> He just showed off a copy of 2600.
07:06 <@bda> :(
07:06 <@rjbs> bda is watching mtv
07:06 <@rjbs> isn't that the bigger problem here?
07:06 <@bda> I think so, yes.
07:07 <@bda> Well, the channel list says "Music Videos" for this block.
07:07 <@bda> Obviously it lies.
07:07 <@bda> And must be killed with fire.
07:07 <@rjbs> there are no music videos on MTV
07:07 <@rjbs> they moved to MTV2
07:07 <@rjbs> but now there are no music videos on MTV2
07:07 <@rjbs> they moved to [ CLASSIFIED ]
07:07 <@bda> Fuse.
07:08 <@bda> Except not at the moment.
07:08 <@bda> Because Paid Programming is on until 11.
07:08 <@bda> I don't like knowing this.


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2005.06.19
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06:50 < solios> headache/nausea == body was looking for food and couldin't find any.
06:50 * solios has gone from >.< to -_-/o_o
06:51 <@bda> Food is yay.
06:51 * bda cracks open that sammich.
06:51 < solios> sammich++
06:51 * solios will have one when he gets home.
06:51 < solios> in the meantime, I have a bag of pretzel chunks and a bag of CHEESE CUBES!.
06:52 <@bda> PREPARE TO LAUNCH THE CHEESE CUBES FROM THE PRETZEL TUBES
06:52 <@bda> SIR THE TORPEDO MONKEYS ARE HAVING A PROBLEM GETTING THE CUBES IN THE TUBES
06:53 <@bda> LET ME GUESS, BOY, THEY NEVER FUCKED A VIRGIN NEITHER
06:53 <@bda> </freak>


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2005.06.17
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Justify My Love


09:21 <@ejp> hrm. there's $1800 worth of checks in my desk. I should go deposit those.
09:22 < esch> You can send me one.
09:22 < esch> I'll send you a mystery box.
09:22 < esch> I promise it won't have poop in it.


Material Girl


09:17 < solios> dfkjslg
09:17 < solios> <- Madonna : Material Girl
09:18 < solios> I fucking love this song. o_o
09:18 <@ejp> o_O
09:18 < esch> Dan's a queen.
09:18 < solios> lies.
09:18 < solios> I just like Madonna.
09:18 < solios> and Van Hagar.
09:18 < solios> :|
09:19 < solios> AND DEF LEPPARD
09:19 < esch> See, you're my girlfriend.


Linotype


21:33 < mdxi> linotype machines are awesome. in the biblical sense of the word.
21:37 < solios> ??
21:38 < solios> I hazily remember my dad working for a place that had that word in their name.
21:39 < solios> Google Image Search result.
21:39 < solios> jebus.
21:40 <@ejp> doesn't look like something I'd get along well with.
21:40 < solios> looks like something a dominatrix would use to type up her resume.
21:40 <@ejp> I really don't trust little whizzy bits
21:41 < solios> little whizzy bits are your friend.
21:41 <@ejp> no
21:41 < solios> my dad worked for a newspaper for awhile when I was small.
21:41 < solios> showed me the place.
21:41 <@ejp> little electronic flippy bits are my friends
21:41 < solios> wizzy bits EVERYWHERE.
21:41 < solios> this was, of course, before the flippy bits.
21:41 < solios> during The Darkness.
21:42 <@ejp> WELCOME TO TILDEDOT, HOME OF HIGHLY TECHNICAL CONVERSATION


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2005.06.16
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19:30 <@john> ok so where's solios
19:30 <@john> I have the perfect woman for him
19:31 <@john> I can't believe I never thought of it before
19:31 * vai__ flees far, far away
19:31 <@john> oddly enough, I'm serious
19:31 <@john> it's an ex of mine. probably the only ex I still care about and keep in touch with
19:32 <@john> anyway, I'm listening to her complaining about how her friends and SO's never let her get anything done
19:32 < vai__> I see dark and arcane things in his future.
19:32 <@john> how they want to go out and drink all night and then not get anyhing all accomplished
19:32 <@john> oh.. and did I mention
19:32 <@john> that this thing she wants to get accomplished is all her painting?
19:32 <@john> so I'm listening to this
19:32 <@john> and I'm saying to myself
19:32 <@john> where have I heard all this before
19:32 <@john> ?
19:32 <@john> when it hits me
19:33 <@john> also
19:33 < vai__> THEY'RE PERFECT! they can ignore each other in perpetuum.
19:33 <@john> she's probably one of the few artists I know personally that would rival solios_
19:33 <@john> AND
19:33 <@john> her art is just as, if not weirder
19:33 <@john> though no wangbabies
19:33 <@john> so that's my story
19:33 <@john> also
19:33 <@john> my mother has discover podcasting apparently
19:33 <@john> wtf
19:35 <@rjbs> er.


Anarchy in the UK


12:56 < solios> Jun 16 1999
12:56 < solios> The founder of the United Kingdom's Monster Raving Loony Party, one Screaming Lord Sutch (real name David Edward Sutch, 3rd Earl of Harrow), is found hanged at his late mother's residence. Sutch was the longest lasting party leader in the UK at the time of his death, ruled a suicide. One of the Loony Party planks was to ask rhetorically, "Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"
12:56 < solios> o_o
12:57 <@ejp> the british are crazy
12:57 < solios> the british rock.
12:57 < solios> Godflesh, Black Sabbath, Watchmen, Sandman, Transmetropolitan...
13:00 * ejp knows nothing of any of those
13:00 < solios> =O
13:01 <@bda> The first two are bands. The last three are comics.
13:01 <@bda> Great comics. :)
13:02 < solios> yes.
13:03 <@ejp> oh, I know the words.
13:03 < mdxi> great if you're a FAG
13:03 < mdxi> sorry, i meant "smart person"
13:04 < mdxi> heh. so i had these 2 stories next to each other in olive: "Should Britain fund astronauts?" and "Boys 'used for human sacrifice'"
13:04 < mdxi> of course, i managed to read "Should Britain fund human sacrifice?"
13:05 <@ejp> see? crazy fuckin brits
13:05 < mdxi> talk about liberal politics


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2005.06.15
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Fewer features + higher price == PROFIT!


10:59 <@solios> what the mother fuck.
10:59 <@solios> you can paste from illustrator 9 to photoshop 5.
10:59 <@solios> illustrator 9 can save as any previous version of illustrator.
10:59 <@solios> you cannot save as any previous version of illustrator from illustrator CS.
11:00 <@solios> you cannot paste the illustrator CS clipboard into photoshop CS.
11:00 <@bda> Time to buy more CS licenses!
11:00 <@solios> you CAN, however, paste from illustrator CS into photoshop 5.
11:02 * solios wonders what possessed adobe to horribly skullfuckingly break the everloving shit out of their software.
11:02 <@solios> and charge MORE for it!
11:02 <@ecronin> virtual monopoly?
11:03 <@solios> hm!


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2005.06.13
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<@bda> A League of INTOXCIATED GENTLEMEN.


11:11 <@bda> So Engler just mentioned in passing that he was a part of some sort of LEAGUE.
11:11 <@bda> A League of INTOXCIATED GENTLEMEN.
11:11 <@solios> ...
11:11 <@javaman> that is fucking excellent.
11:11 <@bda> Who assemble to go out drinking.
11:11 <@bda> 11:07 <Danelope> And save the world from an overabundance of alcohol.
11:11 <@javaman> do they have special powers?
11:11 <@iverson> wtf
11:11 <@bda> I am vastly, VASTLY, entertained.
11:11 <@bda> I shall inquire.
11:11 <@javaman> like one drinks whiskey?
11:11 <@iverson> that's so fake.
11:11 <@iverson> That's why god made the Irish, damnit.
11:12 <@bda> God made Ireland to train the faithful.
11:12 <@waltman> bda++
11:12 <@solios> I thought that's why god made the scottish?
11:12 <@javaman> hahahhahahhaa
11:12 <@solios> (whiskey)
11:13 <@ralfiboy> the scottish exist as an example of why a man should not wear a dress.
11:13 <@iverson> hah.
11:13 -!- javaman changed the topic of #215 to: 11:12 <@bda> God made Ireland to train the faithful.
11:13 <@iverson> "it's shite being scottish. we're the lowest of the low. the scum of the fucking earth!"
11:13 <@bda> hahahaha
11:13 <@bda> 11:12 <Danelope> I think drinking for eight hours straight without your heart stopping is pretty special.
11:13 <@bda> ;laskjdfl;a
11:13 <@iverson> lol
11:14 <@javaman> amateur.


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The Collider Division


23:13 <@bda> In the namespace collision wars, YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE.
23:13 <@bda> hmm...
23:13 <@bda> Namespace Collision Wars...
23:13 < solios> starring keanu reeves!
23:13 <@ejp> a top-down scrolling shooter?
23:13 < solios> directed by GEORGE LUCAS!
23:13 < solios> a guy who can't direct and a guy who can't act.
23:14 < solios> match made in heaven, etc.
23:14 < solios> ejp: works for me.
23:15 <@bda> Some channel is having a "Tribute to George Lucas" special.
23:15 < solios> ...
23:15 <@ejp> scifi wasn't it?
23:16 <@bda> For NCW, I envision something akin to Reboot, only like... more cop.
23:16 <@bda> The... Collider Division.
23:17 <@bda> Hunting down people colliding other namespaces.
23:18 <@bda> Y'know if it sounds too gay just goddamn say, don't all stand around idling at me.
23:19 < mdxi> i remember then The Collider Division had a ladder match against the Bushwhackers for the Intercontinental Tag Team belts
23:19 <@ejp> mostly we're logging.
23:19 <@bda> mdxi: You, you're a bastard.


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iPhoto


12:33 < mdxi> okay, that's it.
12:33 < mdxi> apple has really gone entirely to shit
12:33 < mdxi> and iphoto is the worst of them all
12:34 < mdxi> somewhere in a 2500 image import it hits an image it doesn't understand. corrupt JPEG, probably.
12:34 < mdxi> what does it do?
12:34 < mdxi> first, it says "i dunno wtf is up with this file"
12:34 < mdxi> then it bails, having done NOTHING
12:34 < mdxi> ZERO FILES IMPORTED
12:35 < mdxi> it was on #1300-something last time i looked
12:35 < mdxi> where did all that go?
12:35 < mdxi> is hitting a corrupt jpeg really a completely unrecoverable error?
12:36 < mdxi> it didn't automatically route around it. it didn't even give me the OPTION of continuing OR saving what was done so far
12:37 < mdxi> it just QUIT
12:37 < mdxi> WAY TO GO, APPLE USABILITY ENGINEERS
12:37 < mdxi> WAY TO POLISH THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF MY USER EXPERIENCE
12:37 < mdxi> YOU'VE COMPLETELY CAUGHT UP WITH MICROSOFT
12:37 < mdxi> HAPPY SLOW DEATH
12:38 <@ejp> that was nearly solios quality.
12:39 < mdxi> of course, once there's a P4 in there, iphoto can do absolutely nothing 3X faster
12:39 < mdxi> and with 15X the "horsepower" per watt
12:40 < mdxi> the dock should come with a Kick Steve Jobs In The Balls icon instead of that gay-ass spring loaded @-sign


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2005.06.05
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Soup

20050605_weather.jpg

03:15 < solios_> 100% humidity.
03:15 <@bda> Yeah.
03:15 <@bda> Fuck.
03:15 <@bda> It's going to be 90 today!
03:15 <@bda> That's fucking insane!
03:15 <@bda> 92 tomorrow@!

03:16 < solios_> er.
03:16 < solios_> wait.
03:16 < solios_> it's six AM?!
03:16 <@bda> Yes.
03:16 < solios_> WHAT THE FUCK.
03:16 <@bda> It is.
03:16 < solios_> O_O
03:16 < solios_> man.
03:17 < solios_> I'd love to go back to bed but this shitsoup woke me up. :|

In other news, 10.4 dumps screenies as .png, which is loads better than the gayass .pdf format in that it's, yanno, useable.

You know the day is off when exterior conditions give no indication of where the sun is.

Fuck, it's hot.


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2005.06.04
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Nothing says "Shit" like "Sci-Fi Original"


16:08 <@bda> Scifi Original Pictures.
16:08 <@bda> HAMMERHEAD
16:08 <@bda> MANSHARK!
16:08 < solios> omg.
16:08 * bda falls over.
16:08 <@bda> It looks as bad as Mansquito!
16:08 < solios> ...
16:08 * solios smacks bda
16:08 < solios> stop that!
16:08 < solios> it might catch!
16:09 < mdxi> nothing says "crap" like "scifi original"
16:09 < mdxi> i seriously don't know who they think they're kidding
16:11 <@bda> I wish they'd give me the money they waste on making this crap.
16:11 < solios> heheh.
16:11 < solios> dude, you could buy lunch with that kind of money!
16:12 <@bda> I could buy lots of lunches.
16:13 < solios> at least three!


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2005.05.31
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Edge of the World


21:05 < solios> okay, I feel like the top of my head is wide open.
21:05 <@john> have you now been sniped?
21:05 < solios> snytactically, my blood sugar is off.
21:05 <@john> HEAD SHOT
21:05 < solios> which means I'm double-plus irrational.
21:05 < solios> yes.
21:05 < solios> :|
21:05 <@john> what is it they want you to do?
21:05 < solios> john++
21:05 < solios> it doesn't matter.
21:05 <@john> I'm just curious
21:05 <@john> wangbabies?
21:05 * fagbot screams and claws his eyeballs out with his toes.

(#elsechan)

21:13 <@solios> BLAR
21:16 * ejp pets solios
21:16 <@solios> fag.
21:16 <@solios> <3
21:16 <@solios> goddamn, man. it's like the Irrational Rage bit is set to YES.
21:16 <@ejp> I saw
21:16 <@solios> I THINK I'M MENSTRUATING


Wang Harbor


20:40 <@ejp> "Kids, when you buy a bootleg DVD, you may be supporting people who might sympathize with a terrorist group that hasn't actually attacked us"
20:42 < solios> so you're committing TREASON
20:43 <@ejp> yup
20:44 <@ejp> treason is better when it comes with leggy blondes. :|
20:45 < y0shi> if i'm gonna support treason, i want more than the latest brukheimer flick, i want german poop porn
20:45 <@ejp> you would
20:46 < y0shi> ok, not really
20:47 < y0shi> i like solios' wangbabies, but i'm not even into poop porn
20:48 < mdxi> there's a difference between a bruckheimer flick and poop?
20:48 <@john> and /or wangbabies?
20:48 < y0shi> bruckheimer flicks don't have corn
20:48 < y0shi> and wangbabies are much better than either

The scary bit? I spent the entire weekend drawing the stuff instead of working on ATC. And I'm a better artist for it, no less.


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2005.05.29
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Mormons


16:12 <@john> I don't know enough about mormons
16:13 < solios> watch the original Battlestar Galactica and you'll be up to speed.
16:13 <@john> that was about Mormons?
16:13 <@john> were they they Cylons?
16:13 <@john> or the humans?
16:13 < fagbot> humans suck.


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2005.05.28
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He isn't usually like this.


21:29 <@fagbot> ANONYMOUS HANDJOBS FOR EVERYBODY?
21:29 <@xeno_beer> NO.
21:29 * xeno_beer always takes credit
21:30 <@xeno_beer> fuck that anomymo- anonasymo- anonymour- nameless shit
21:30 <@ejp> good for you
21:41 <@xeno_beer> YOUR BALLS ARE MINE, FELDMAN.


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2005.05.27
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Montana


14:56 <@ejp> I vote we move PA to be in place of, say, montana.
14:56 <@ejp> eastcoast needs some hardcore rednecks
14:56 < solios> ...
14:57 * mdxi points at West Virginia through Georgia
14:57 < solios> you've never been to the right coast, man.
14:57 * solios points at pennsiltucky.
14:57 < solios> NCPA.
14:57 < solios> god.
14:57 < solios> I'm so glad we have it.
14:57 <@ejp> you've clearly never been to montana
14:57 < solios> because if we ever get invaded....
14:57 < solios> the rednecks are going to win it for us. :|
14:57 < mdxi> ejp: and neither has anyone else
14:57 <@ejp> but then you'd all between esch and I.
14:57 <@ejp> I have
14:57 < mdxi> except some moose
14:57 <@ejp> many times
14:58 < mdxi> you were probably in Idaho, and hallucinating
14:58 < mdxi> surrounded by white supremacists
14:58 <@ejp> we *lived* in idaho.
14:58 < mdxi> so you ARE white supremacists
14:59 < solios> and hallucinating.
15:00 <@ejp> well, I'm white. and I'm better than everyone else.
15:00 <@ejp> so I guess.
15:00 <@bda> You don't smell any better.


SG1


21:58 <@ejp> I hope they kill SG1 soon
21:58 <@ejp> it's started sucking
22:01 <@bda> ...started?!
22:01 <@ejp> it used to be watchable.
22:01 <@bda> LIes.
22:01 <@bda> Lies to make yourself feel better!


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2005.05.25
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FREEDOM!


13:41 <@bda> Shit. I just realized. I have no Debian boxes.
13:42 <@bda> How can I answer stupid questions Debian users ask without Debian boxen?!
13:42 * bda pauses.
13:42 <@bda> yay!


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2005.05.24
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Pottymouth


12:33 <@ejp> (irc logs)++
12:33 <@ejp> and while we're at it...
12:33 <@ejp> grep++
12:33 <@ejp> unix++
12:35 < solios> ejp: oh gid.
12:35 < solios> even.
12:35 < solios> ejp: grep yours for me and fuck. :P
12:35 < esch> O_o
12:36 < solios> man.
12:36 < solios> the more I look at that the more bad it sounds. :P
12:36 <@ejp> o_o
12:36 < esch> I come up with 2117.
12:37 <@ejp> just 416 here. haven't been logging all that long
12:37 < esch> Well, that's all my slashnet logs.
12:38 < esch> solios \
12:38 < esch> Err.
12:38 < esch> solios * | -ic fuck
12:38 < solios> esch: O_o
12:40 <@ejp> 566 with -i (doh)
12:40 <@ejp> eh
12:41 * ejp gets bored with figure out how much dan swears
12:41 < solios> try shit.
12:41 < esch> <@solios> <font style="fuck you" color="black
12:41 < esch> " size="12" KERNING SHIT and SPACING SHIT and OTHER SHIT and then some MORE SHIT
12:41 <@ejp> you try shit.
12:41 < esch> solios: 1451.
12:41 < solios> :o


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2005.05.23
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Undefiled


<@waltman> we learned a shocking fact about one of our labmates today
<@waltman> yelena has never see star wars!
<@solios> sweet.
<@waltman> granted, she grew up in belarus, but still. she's been here for 6 1/2 years.
<@solios> so your labmate has no fond memories of the originals that have been defiled by the last three piles of [ expletive of choice ].
<@waltman> exactly
<@waltman> SHE SHOULD BE SUFFERING WITH THE REST OF US, DAMMIT!


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2005.05.20
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DONGS


08:13 <@bda> I wish I had a shell on this moron.
08:14 < mdxi> mdxi@fornax:~$ System.Fcntl.Disk.mvMultiple("*.jpg","wombatporn");
08:14 <@bda> >_<
08:15 < ejp> bda: you'd fsck him, wouldn't you?
08:15 <@bda> I'd strip his ass so fast his inodes wouldn't know what hit them.
08:16 <@bda> Y'know.
08:16 <@bda> I don't think strip is the utilty I was thinking of just now.
08:16 <@bda> Which I guess makes it not funny and just gay.
08:16 < y0shi> scp bda:~/cock $guy:/dev/asshole
08:17 < solios_> shouldn't that be mv?
08:17 <@bda> shred.
08:17 < ejp> Mmm, encrypted buttsex
08:17 < solios_> scp would mean harb has telewang.
08:17 <@bda> shred is what I was thinking of.
08:17 < ejp> :o
08:17 <@bda> telewang.
08:17 < solios_> encrypted telewang.
08:17 * ejp ph34rs
08:17 <@bda> You can't stop the rock?
08:18 < solios_> the rock stops you.
08:18 -!- mdxi changed the topic of #~. to: telewang | WE UNIFY PORN
08:18 < y0shi> scp means using a condom?
08:18 < mdxi> condoms are to *prevent* copying
08:18 < mdxi> so, no
08:18 <@bda> scp is not getting caught.
08:20 * ejp wonders how the term "honeypot" fits into this
08:20 < mdxi> snugly


I feel like an ass.


22:34 < solios> k.
22:35 < solios> I get home.
22:35 < solios> note's out, paperwork is gone.
22:35 < solios> a 20$ and 3x5$s on the note.
22:35 < solios> (his share [of broadband], which is what I quoted him, which is less than total but beside the point)
22:35 < solios> I check the taps.
22:35 < solios> water is hot.
22:35 < solios> HOT.
22:35 < solios> hot water.
22:35 < solios> ben got the gas back same day.
22:36 < solios> ben++
22:36 < solios> ben++
22:36 < solios> ben++

Odds are if I said more than a grunt in his general direction the plug-pulling could have been avoided in its entirety.

I'm a bad, bad monkey. I'd much rather sit here and internet than communicate on other planes. :P

So, I've been completely pwnt by Ben. gg, Ben! :D

By the same token my >:| at the state of the kitchen is as much my lack of communication as it is his. Still not entirely sure exactly how to deal with that, honestly.


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2005.05.16
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Mic Check


13:14 < solios> fagbot: girls?
13:14 < fagbot> girls are like Linux.
13:14 < solios> fagbot: linux?
13:14 < fagbot> linux is supposed to hurt. I know that.
13:14 < solios> fagbot: botsnack
13:14 < fagbot> :)


Users.


12:56 <@bda> Today is the day of stupid.
12:56 <@ejp> unlike all the other days.
12:56 <@bda> Some days I don't go outside.


Proof I fucked up in a past life.


23:25 * xeno realises he has to be to work in 16 hours, AND I'M STILL IN OHIO
23:25 <@solios> remember Marguritas and Porn?
23:25 <@solios> she's dating SGG.
23:25 <@xeno> distinctly.
23:25 <@xeno> zxckjf;sadf'
23:25 <@xeno> alsdkfj
23:25 <@xeno> k
23:25 <@xeno> .
23:25 <@solios> YES.
23:25 <@solios> >:|
23:25 <@solios> I'm not making this up.
23:25 * xeno cries.
23:25 <@solios> I'm not even pretending.
23:25 <@solios> It's like hell only worse.
23:25 <@xeno> i am so going to stab you
23:26 <@solios> Because apparently she's half wanted my ass for awhile or something.
23:26 <@xeno> >.<
23:26 <@solios> So it's some kind of rape voltron.
23:26 <@xeno> mmm, voltron
23:26 <@solios> yeah, cool idea.
23:26 * xeno stabs voltron
23:26 <@xeno> er
23:26 <@solios> but it's aimed at ME GODDAMMIT
23:26 <@xeno> and solios too
23:26 <@solios> :(
23:26 <@xeno> ...

All I can say about this, other than I'm not making it up, is that it's yet another one of a loooong list of reasons I don't leave the office and only go to bars that are outside of my 99-02 monkeysphere.


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2005.05.10
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Epoch


11:41 < solios> wow.
11:41 < solios> the PC BIOS is actually halfway useful.
11:41 < solios> mostly because PC hardware is such crap it needs some type of interrupt.
11:41 < fagbot> That would be factoid 31337 given on #tildedot by solios.
11:41 < fagbot> woohoo!
11:42 < solios> !


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2005.05.08
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Werk


07:11 <@solios> * pager goes off.
07:11 <@solios> < security> LIGHTS DINO HALL
07:12 <@solios> < me> DECONSTRUCTION WALLED OFF FUCKERS WON'T GIVE US KEYS
07:12 <@solios> < security> good enough!
07:12 <@_Lasar> You have a Dino hall?
07:12 <@_Lasar> Does it have a huge T-Rex skeleton?
07:13 <@solios> it has the Type specimen for T-rex.
07:13 <@solios> we got the first one dug up and assembled.
07:13 <@solios> so it's put together wrong*. :D
07:13 <@_Lasar> haha

07:45 <@solios> < security> LIGHTS
07:45 <@solios> < don_v> TIMER.
07:45 <@solios> < security> :O
07:45 <@solios> man, that rocked.
07:46 <@_Lasar> :)
08:01 <@solios> fslkjfdhgkjdfhg
08:01 <@solios> < preplab> LIGHTS
08:01 <@solios> < me> TIMER
08:01 <@solios> <preplab> :o
08:01 <@solios> hopefully this stops at noon. :P
08:02 <@_Lasar> What is it with the lights?
08:05 <@solios> they're Off.
08:05 <@solios> they need to be On.
08:05 <@solios> because we're Open.
08:05 <@solios> even though we don't open until noon on Every Other Sunday Of The Year.
08:05 <@solios> :|
08:07 <@solios> fagbot: doot mothers day
08:07 <+fagbot> i'm going to hell
08:07 <@solios> :X

* That is, it stands something like a penguin. Science At The Time (The Time being roughly the same period in which U-Boats were trendy) didn't know any better. Now science does, movies have been made about it, etc, etc, and our bad boy is due for a remount.


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2005.05.05
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-!- you have been banned from channel #landsraad


18:42 <@bda> I wish I had some family atomics.
18:42 <@bda> I'd be all like.
18:42 <@bda> "No no, I didn't break the Convention. That was just the Shield Wall. I used the atomics against like, a natural barrier or something, not people."
18:42 <@bda> And then they would air Eyes.
18:42 <@bda> AND BLOWJOBS WOULD RAIN FROM THE SKIES
18:43 <@bda> Like little fluffy bunnies with little fluffy wings.
18:43 < solios> uh.
18:43 <@ejp> you dream about getting blowjobs from rabbit angels?
18:44 <@ejp> that's some fucked up shit right there.
18:44 <@bda> Who said anything about angels?


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2005.05.04
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CMNH


11:52 < mdxi> FUCK ALLA YALLS! ANDREW C IN THA HOUUUUUUSE! REPRESENT! WORD LIFE!
11:52 < mdxi> YALL CAINT FRONT ON THA APATO-MOTHAFUCKIN-SAURUS
11:53 < mdxi> WE GOTS A MAD NEW DIARAMA COMIN' UP WHAT SHOW THA DINOZ GETTING THEY EATS ON
11:54 < mdxi> ALL ANIMATRONIC AN' SHIT
11:55 < solios> gflkdhjfklj
11:55 < solios> omfg

11:59 < mdxi> i really want to see the WuTang Guide To Natural History now


{fuck-}UPS


23:51 <@ejp> longest page I've ever managed to make
23:52 < solios> holy fuck eric.
23:52 <@ejp> \o/
23:53 < mdxi> dude, just tell them to hold it at will-call and go pick it up
23:53 <@ejp> UPS is Way Over There
23:53 <@ejp> not bussable.
23:53 < solios> same in this town.
23:53 < solios> it's fedex or you're fucked.

ups.jpg

Why these wads continue to deliver to residential areas during Normal Business Hours is completely beyond me- it's up there with bank hours. I suppose they're nice if you live in a rural area, but as a pedestrian in insecure urbania, UPS is ass.


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2005.04.28
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Headscrew


10:32 <@ejp> fagbot: doot for solios's biochemistry
10:32 < fagbot> my vaginitis burns like a white hot-pizza oven. on the SUN
10:32 <@ejp> nuff said.


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2005.04.20
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UNIX


< hhoffman> what changes a Makefile.am into a Makefile?
<@ralfiboy> mv
< hhoffman> listen here fuck-0


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2005.04.18
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<@xenia> I want to slap myself.


17:04 <@xenia> omfg.
17:04 <@xenia> I found an old zip file containing the remains of what used to be my weblog.
17:04 <@xenia> And I just read my babbling and i feel SO LAME.
17:05 <@xenia> Argh.
17:05 <@xenia> I want to slap myself.
17:05 <@xenia> brb


Breakin' the Law, Breakin' the Law


12:23 * solios caffeinates a Sierra Mist*
12:24 <@ejp> doesn't that violate the DMCA or something?

* With No-Doz (200mg caffeine).


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2005.04.11
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Early to bed, etc.


03:15 * solios_ can't sleep for shit. :|
03:21 < solios_> technical dreams bordering on the irritating.
03:21 < solios_> complete referesher cource in perspective.
03:21 < solios_> woke myself up trying to remember how to do scale coherently.


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2005.04.08
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Responsibility


14:20 <@xeno> [ They're neutering cookie monster because parents are too goddamned lazy to keep their progeny the fuck away from the TV. ]
14:20 <@xeno> o_o
14:32 <@solios> we just had a 10 minute talk about your link.
14:32 <@solios> (me, drone, and dictionario)
14:32 <@solios> group conclusion : BULLSHIT
14:32 <@xeno> yep.
14:32 <@solios> :|
14:32 <@xeno> unless it helps stop the mini-Daves
14:32 <@xeno> then i'm all for it
14:32 <@solios> >_<
14:32 <@solios> mini-Daves--
14:33 <@xeno> however, i would say Cookie Monster has less to do with the rise in childhood obesity than does, say, parents...
14:33 <@solios> yeah.
14:33 <@xeno> none of my kids are fatshits, and until they're out-of-the-house, they won't be
14:33 <@solios> JUNIOR'S A LARDASS BECAUSE YOU BABYSIT WITH THE FUCKING TV
14:33 <@solios> the parents are the problem, really.
14:33 <@solios> parents not wanting to be parents.
14:34 <@solios> parents not wanting to deal with kids.
14:34 <@solios> etc.
14:34 <@xeno> we can go further; it's not even the parents, it's the culture
14:34 <@solios> that was a cool thing about Debbie.
14:34 <@xeno> parents don't want to be parents because they don't have Time to be parents
14:34 <@solios> during the summer, the kids were allowed in the house for lunch and that was IT.
14:34 <@xeno> heh
14:34 <@xeno> yep.
14:34 <@solios> they were kicked out at like 10am and weren't allowed back in until dark.
14:34 <@xeno> and she cooked a bit better than your mom, so it wasn't like they were gaining calories.
14:34 <@solios> do that in the city your kid'll end up in a gang or butthumped or something.
14:37 <@solios> anyway, the problem (of course) is bad parenting.
14:37 <@xeno> yep.
14:37 <@solios> < parents> CHANGE COOKIE MONSTER OUR KIDS ARE RICHARD
14:37 <@solios> why does nobody tell these fuckers:
14:37 <@xeno> ;liurtkgyudtrsdkugkju
14:37 <@solios> < everyoneelse> DOOD YOUR KIDS ARE RICHARD?! TAKE THEIR TV AWAY AND MAKE THEM ACTUALLY _MOVE_ OR SOMETHING
14:38 <@xeno> or at least give them DDR.
14:38 <@solios> < parents> that requires effort! It takes a village to raise a child and by village they mean EVERYONE BUT US. MY KID IS RICHARD ITS YOUR FAULT!!!!! I'M GOING TO SUE!
14:38 <@solios> < lawyers> :D


Misogyny


23:43 <@solios> (baby flinging)++
23:44 <@xeno> http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/sim.html
23:44 <@solios> There's that too.
23:44 <@solios> AND.
23:44 <@solios> he's CANADIAN.
23:45 <@solios> xeno: sick thing is I agree with most of it.
23:45 <@solios> from the standpoint that I'm single largely because women have historically been an impediment.
23:45 <@solios> I don't need those.
23:45 <@solios> Occasional sex would be handy.
23:46 <@ejp> that page *sounds* like you dan
23:46 <@ejp> though with bigger words and less "fuck"
23:47 <@solios> I like girls, dammit. Until they transform into life-devouring death stars and pull out all the stops, attempting to suck me away from the execution of my Will.
23:47 <@solios> yeah, I like to say fuck a lot.
23:48 <@solios> And Sim's got a few years on me.
23:48 <@ejp> girls amuse me. they're like a mental excerise.
23:48 <@solios> yeah. like a puzzle game.
23:49 <@solios> HOW DO I GET THE SEX WITHOUT GETTING THE LIFE SUCKED OUT OF ME
23:49 <@ejp> such a totally alien way of thinking, not thinking and anti-logic all frapped together.

My problem isn't girls, it's my hardwired biological Need To Fuck. Being heterosexual, this naturally involves the opposite sex.

Or rather, it frequently Doesn't. A lot. I could write books about the why and the how of the Doesn't, but there's already more than enough >_< on mercury to clue the curious.


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2005.04.04
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Blackout


15:21 < solios> "Webb's are not the only results that suggest something is missing from our understanding of alpha. A recent analysis of the only known natural nuclear reactor, which was active nearly 2 billion years ago at what is now Oklo in Gabon, also suggests something about light's interaction with matter has changed."
15:21 < solios> NATURAL NUCLEAR REACTOR?! [ from the article ]
15:21 <@john> well, it's espeicaly the case when the roommate's home and I keep the door closed
15:21 <@ejp> yeah
15:21 < solios> wt!
15:21 <@john> all the computers are in here
15:21 <@ejp> you didn't know about those?
15:21 <@john> I didn't know about those either
15:22 < mdxi> solios: that's what you said when i posted a link about oklo circa 1 month ago :)
15:22 < solios> uh.
15:22 < solios> I have absolutely no memory of this.
15:22 < mdxi> s'ok
15:23 < mdxi> but it *did* happen
15:23 < solios> :O
15:23 <@ejp> yes
15:23 < solios> wt.
15:23 < solios> when?
15:24 < solios> like, time of day?
15:27 < mdxi> 23:03 < mdxi> http://www.ocrwm.doe.gov/factsheets/doeymp0010.shtml
15:27 < mdxi> --- Day changed Fri Mar 18 2005
15:27 < solios> ARE WE NOT MEN?
15:27 < fagbot> we are DEVO!
15:28 < mdxi> i take back what i said though. you didn't react at all because:
15:28 < mdxi> 00:45 < solios> dude.
15:28 < mdxi> 00:45 < solios> I skipped Optimus.
15:28 < mdxi> 00:45 < solios> I am Ultra Magnus drunk.
15:28 < solios> I swear I've never seen any of this before.
15:28 < solios> ah.
15:28 < solios> er.
15:28 < solios> I don't remember THAT either.
15:29 < solios> do I get a prize? :P
15:29 <@ejp> that's what "ultra magnus" means dan.
15:29 < solios> Yes.
15:29 < solios> UNICRON!
15:29 * solios remembers now.


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2005.04.02
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bda is one of my favorite people.


<bda> The woman died 15 years ago, America. Fuck off.


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2005.03.29
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Wolfenstein : Enemy Territory (First Impression)


16:15 < solios> WET regulars are ASSHOLES.
16:15 <@ejp> s/WET/FPS?
16:16 < solios> yep.
16:16 < solios> I'm assuming it's all gamers, really.
16:16 < solios> their social skills SUCK ASS. >_<
16:16 <@ejp> pretty much
16:16 < solios> THESE PEOPLE ARE OTHERWISE NONFUNCTIONAL
16:16 <@ejp> also their typing.
16:16 < solios> worse than mine.
16:17 < solios> fagbot: doot for 1337sp34k, the webernet ebonics (language of IGNERT FUCKTARDS)
16:17 < fagbot> URGENT: PLEASE KEEP SHIFT-RELOADING THIS PAGE SO MY MODEM DOESN'T HANG UP
16:21 < solios> the game would be great of it weren't for the players. :|
16:23 <@ejp> this is how I feel about all mutiplayer stuff.

Well, I remember why I got out of gaming after I got to artskool- gamers are by-and-large even more socially retarded and reality-impaired than their tabletop bretheren... putting the FPS fuckwits somewhere in between people who've read Dragonlance too many times and LARPers. About a nine on the suckometer.

This would be why I have 47200+ frags in Quake III*- I don't spend five minutes downloading a map so I can spend 20 seconds waiting to spawn for every five seconds I'm alive, and the bots aren't Gundam/Crow/Chow Young Fat/Drizzt/fillinyourfuckingiconHERE wannabes.

As always, there are non-asswads in the community, but this is one case where it's really just not worth the effort to sift through the horseshit. There's too much of it, and the game completely hinges on this thing called "teamwork", as opposed to dual-pistol John Woo assholery. That shit isn't even cool in movies, yet here you'll find every tom dick and cocksucker who failed out of high school venting their ignorance through a virtual reenactment of everything that sucks about cinema.

I might have been impressed with this kind of behaviour in fifth or sixth grade, but those days are long gone.

It's a free download from Activision and runs on OS X and Windows... and you get what you pay for. It would probably be a hell of a lot of fun playing co-op in the same room, but the number of gaming-savvy non-assholes I know isn't large enough to make it fun.

Yet I'm throwing time at it- I've been playing Quake III for a Very Long Time and BZFlag just doesn't scratch the itch like I wish it would.

* The game only stat-tracks for single-player tourney.


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2005.03.26
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Goddammit.


22:52 -!- You're now known as solios_
Day changed to 26 Mar 2005
02:20 < solios_> holy gay.
02:20 * solios_ took a three hour nap and is now WIDE AWAKE!!!!.
02:21 < solios_> prolly cuz I gotta be at work in three hours and I feel that if I go back to bed I'll sleep right through etc.
02:24 < solios_> probably doesn't help that there's enough salt in my system to pickle a moose.


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2005.03.25
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Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY


18:45 < solios> FEEDING TUBE FEEDING TUBE FEEDING TUBE CULTURE OF LIFE FEEDING TUBE OH HEY WE'RE SELLING F-16 TO PAKISTAN BUT DID YOU HEAR THE LATEST ABOUT THE GODDAMNED FEEDING TUBE?!
18:46 < solios> I wish the media would get over this "human interest" trend it's been skullfucking for the last ... uh... well, since OJ, at least.
18:46 < solios> :|
18:47 < pthread> heh
18:48 < solios> american news media is too much like american entertainment. One thing gets popular and suddenly everybody's got their cocks out, spunking all over it, hoping a wad of spunk will hit the target and ricochet off in the form of ratings, dollars, popularity.
18:49 < solios> kick in the internet and suddenly you've got every accessible medium screaming about one fucking thing to the exclusion of all else. Other shit is happening, but since somebody decided this story has an ANGLE and shit, suddenly even sports reporters and otherwise non-"current events" webcomics are trying to cash in.
18:50 * solios smoulders, wishes he could get some goddamned Real News or at least Just The Facts Please.
18:50 < solios> :|
18:50 < solios> </rant>
18:53 < pthread> lol

Olbermann has The Facts on this season's Human Interest Cash Cow, without the inch-thick slathering of talking-head sycophantic word-semen that everyone else is snowballing. Olbermann reads as one of the few journalists out there who isn't flagrantly padding his timecard with buttleavings. Dig it.

Pity MSN's "blog" markup is such ass.


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2005.03.23
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<@eniac> you got class all over me


16:15 * ejp <-starving
16:15 <@ejp> SOMEBODY PUT MY FEEDING TUBE BACK IN PLZ!
16:16 < solios> aight.
16:16 * solios unzips.
16:17 <@ejp> :x


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2005.03.14
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Necromart


14:30 < solios> < matt> (referencing fucked up flooriing on one) that's what we get for displaying the dead.
14:30 < solios> < me> that's what we DO, man. We're a cross between a necropolis and Wal-Mart.
14:30 < solios> I <3 working for a museum.
14:31 <@bda> Heh.
14:36 <@ejp> Necro-Mart?
14:36 <@ejp> We Sell Dead People.
14:36 <@bda> Walpolis sounds like you're selling walruses.
14:37 <@ejp> a valid business model.
14:37 < solios> Necro-Mart sounds pretty cool.
14:37 < solios> we sell BIG dead things.
14:38 <@bda> Oliphants?
14:40 <@ejp> Necro Mega Mart.
14:41 <@ejp> Necro-Mart SuperStore
14:41 < mdxi> SHOP SMART! SHOP DEATH-MART!


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2005.03.09
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< solios> PORN?


15:05 <@ejp> I just sent myself a jabber message to home that reads "assboi=fucknut".
15:05 <@ejp> I'm glad I live alone.


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2005.03.04
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Inbox


08:47 * solios gets more pornsite email.
08:47 * ejp snickers
08:47 < mdxi> WHER THA BOOBS AT
08:48 * solios ponders responding.
08:49 < ejp> solios: you're lucky I'm such a nice guy or I'd yoink the images off gridlock, start a site and make $$
08:49 < solios> o_o
08:51 < ejp> but then I wouldn't get to waggle my finger every time someone emails you and go "OMGWTF???".
08:51 < solios> heh.
08:51 < ejp> and I'm rather enjoying that.
08:51 * solios responded with a quick and simple "If I had a dollar for every email like this I've gotten from someone I'd never heard from before, I'd be rich."
08:52 < ejp> which is exactly my point. it's also my proposal. :P
08:53 < ejp> "All you can eat wangbabies, $5.99, children and seniors half price!"
08:53 < solios> >.<
08:54 < ejp> solios: We could kill *everyone*!
08:54 < solios> I was figuring flat rate for the galleries, more for the fiction (since people want that shit but have a fucked up habit of reposting it, etc), and keeping the scary shit invite-only. Insert some superannoying javascript to prevent right-click, tweak mod-rewrite so images can only be viewed inline, obfuscate the source and watermark the hell out of everything.
08:55 < solios> oh, and something that tells wget to fuck the hell off, etc.
08:55 < solios> the gravicon logs are sick. A few of the people I let look at the site went through and downloaded it. All. Of. It.
08:56 < ejp> for the record, I was not one of them.


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2005.03.02
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<@dragorn> huh.


13:25 <@dragorn> I just found a really big security hole in the kernel.
13:25 <@dragorn> well, in a driver.
13:25 <@nullboy> cool
13:25 <@nullboy> what kernel? what driver?
13:26 <@dragorn> 2.6.11
13:26 <@dragorn> prism54 wireless
13:26 < solios> D:
13:26 <@nullboy> is it 2.6.11 only?
13:26 <@dragorn> no
13:26 <@dragorn> All prism54 drivers afaik
13:26 <@nullboy> Heh.
13:26 <@dragorn> It's a buffer allocation error
13:26 <@dragorn> they decided that packets are at least 60 bytes
13:26 <@dragorn> if they aren't, they resize it
13:26 <@dragorn> only, they don't really
13:26 <@dragorn> just say they do
13:27 <@nullboy> ?
13:27 <@dragorn> so it maps 60 bytes into PCI memory from the beginning of the packet skb
13:27 <@dragorn> if the packet skb is 10 bytes
13:27 <@dragorn> it slaps 50 bytes of kernel buffers after it
13:27 <@dragorn> and sends it out

0x0120: 2433 04ff ffff ff37 0e01 0306 0c0f 1117 $3.....7........
0x0130: 1c1d 1f21 2829 2a3c 114c 696e 7578 2032 ...!()*<.Linux.2
0x0140: 2e36 2e31 3120 6936 3836 3d07 0100 8048 .6.11.i686=....H

13:28 <@nullboy> so it's leaking some bytes? I don't totally get it yet.
13:29 <@nullboy> what's "skb"?
13:29 <@dragorn> skb = kernel buffer
13:30 <@dragorn> it's leaking -kernel buffer bytes-
13:30 <@nullboy> right
13:30 <@dragorn> ie, anything recently buffered in kernel memory
13:30 <@dragorn> like network traffic
13:30 <@dragorn> or disk blocks
13:30 <@nullboy> ok, so I did get it.
13:30 <@dragorn> I got a hunk of kernel versioning info
13:30 <@nullboy> yeah
13:30 <@dragorn> another run, exposed hunks of source code
13:30 <@dragorn> of recently edited files
13:30 <@nullboy> hehe
13:30 <@nullboy> and next, some private info
13:31 <@nullboy> that's pretty funny


< mdxi> i think i'm going back to not paying attention to you people


12:00 < mdxi> oh man. airfare to the UK is *hideous*.
12:00 <@rjbs> yar
12:00 <@rjbs> :[
12:00 < mdxi> wtf? it's, like, *right over there*
12:01 < drusilla> dude, i know.
12:02 <@rjbs> it's to pay for the terror-proofing.
12:02 <@rjbs> costs money to keep cat stevens off your plane
12:03 < solios> mdxi: how hideous?
12:03 < solios> and is the boat cheaper?
12:04 < mdxi> the boat's not an option. have to be there exactly one month from now.
12:05 < solios> O_O
12:06 < solios> you're going to YURP?
12:06 < solios> are you being deported?
12:07 < ejp> probably going to get knighted for his great contribution to UK technology. I hear they're giving those out like candy now
12:09 < drusilla> i want candy
12:10 < solios> so would that be Sir Boyette or Sir Mdxi?
12:10 < solios> they need sugar-free chocolate, dammit. :|
12:10 < drusilla> Sir...dude, what the hell is your real first name again?
12:10 < solios> who, me or him?
12:10 <@rjbs> SW-1 Boyette.
12:11 < drusilla> him.
12:11 < drusilla> his middle name is Shawn
12:11 < solios> < qe2> how do you pronounce this? emm-dixie?
12:11 < solios> < mdxi> >_<
12:11 < drusilla> HE IS LIVING A LIE
12:11 < solios> o_O
12:11 < solios> Shawn Shawn Boyette?
12:11 < solios> sounds like a girl band...
12:12 < drusilla> his first name is not actually Shawn.
12:12 < drusilla> because he is a LIAR. who lies. and lies.
12:12 < solios> mdxi: care to tell the class?
12:12 <@rjbs> 13:54 <mdxi> [ exposition that invalidates the thread ]
12:12 < solios> @_@
12:13 < ejp> yeah, I'm thinking "no" is the answer.
12:13 < mdxi> what? i was on the phone. what's going on?
12:13 < drusilla> what's your real first name, since you're going to be knighted?
12:14 < drusilla> and what the hell is in this soup I am eating?
12:14 < mdxi> i think i'm going back to not paying attention to you people


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2005.03.01
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<@bda> I really really hate you guys.

11:53 < mdxi> solios: that comic is so so so gay.
11:53 < solios> mdxi: yes.
11:54 < solios> http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/
11:54 < solios> found it there.
11:54 < mdxi> it's one big steaming pile of self-insertion wish fulfillment
11:54 < solios> GONTERMAN?
11:54 < fagbot> GONTERMAN is an extreme example
11:54 < solios> XD
11:54 < solios> yes, yes he is.
11:55 <@bda> "self-insertion"
11:55 < solios> http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/ <- outranks Gonterman's ACTUAL WEB SITE.
11:55 < solios> bda: it sounds wankish for a reason.
11:55 <@bda> If my dick was long enough to shove up my own ass, I wouldn't need to.
11:55 -!- calliope [~calliope@cloak-59D00242.manxome.org] has joined #tildedot
11:55 <@bda> NICE TIMING
11:55 < solios> sdfkljg
11:56 < ejp> o_o
11:56 < solios> pwnt.
11:56 <@john> ha
11:57 < mdxi> i have a video of that, btw, if anyone's interested. apparently what one needs more than extreme length is a certain floppiness and shoving one's nuts out of the way.
11:57 <@bda> ...
11:58 <@bda> die("plzkthx:$!");
11:58 < esch_> Interesting.


< ejp> STICKY RUBBER LUGS


00:37 < ejp> there's a lot of (r)'s and (tm)'s going on there.
00:37 < solios> I had a pair of nikes I used for years... they were GREAT.
00:38 < solios> yeah.
00:38 < solios> it's nike.
00:38 < ejp> STICKY RUBBER LUGS
00:38 < solios> they're built by a bunch of toddlers in some third world shithole.
00:38 < solios> and they pay 'em a buck a month or some shit.
00:38 < solios> so I'm down.
00:38 * solios contemplates opressing, for great flab reduction.
00:38 < ejp> well, you *sound* like Riddick.
00:39 < solios> O_o
00:39 < solios> my voice isn't that deep.
00:39 < ejp> na, just the tone of the comment.
00:39 < solios> Riddick sounds like a cement mixer throwing up.
00:39 < solios> I need a serious cold to get that.
00:39 < solios> ah.
00:39 < ejp> for some reason it got rendered as riddick
00:39 < solios> hahah
00:39 * solios ++


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2005.02.23
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Tempting, like euthanasia

I just got "offered" (that is, pointed in the direction of) a jerb that starts at more than double what I'm making after six years in the *.edu editing pit.

As always, there's a catch.


16:22 <eniac> yeah, its healthcare, you have to look shiny all the damn time
16:22 <eniac> and sit in meetings
16:22 <eniac> and deal with your 8 bosses
16:22 <eniac> its office space
16:22 <solios> yick.
16:22 <eniac> yeah
16:22 <eniac> but it pays
16:23 <solios> hm.
16:23 <solios> that's one heck of an ethical quandary. :|
16:23 <eniac> you deal
16:23 <eniac> honestly
16:23 <eniac> it does suck
16:23 <eniac> now I got a gig at Drexel, I never want to see a tie again
16:23 <solios> heh.
16:23 <solios> why don't you and bryan get me a gig at Drexel? :D
16:24 <eniac> do you know java?

When the guy who had the job tells you it sucks...


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2005.02.21
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Kill the guards and walk.


21:48 <@bda> HST is dead.
21:48 <@bda> Fuck the world.
21:48 <@bda> HST is dead.
21:48 <@bda> Hack the planet.
21:49 < solios> ...
21:49 <@bda> Long live HST.
21:49 <@bda> &
21:49 < solios> <3


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2005.02.19
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Trencher


16:17 <bda> Whatever happened to Trencher*?
16:17 <solios> easier to "open in tabs" than to edit the bookmarks?
16:17 <bda> Did that go anywhere?
16:17 <solios> got me.
16:18 <solios> Trencher was fucking awesome.
16:18 <bda> I don't even remember what it was about.
16:18 <bda> But the art kicked.
16:18 <solios> I want to find a copy of "wrecking balls"
16:18 <bda> ?
16:18 <solios> my friend Hatkowski told me about it.**
16:18 <solios> Same artist.
16:18 <bda> huh.
16:18 <solios> it's about a superhero.
16:18 <solios> with giant testicles.
16:18 <solios> he uses them like a bolo.
16:18 <solios> and like a helicopter, so he can fly.
16:19 <solios> apparently the only thing he ever says is "OW! OUCH! GODDAMN!"
16:20 * bda stares.
16:21 <solios> is it not the awesomest concept EVER?
16:21 <bda> It sounds like it'd be pretty entertaining.
16:21 <bda> Sort of a pervert's Inspector Gadget.

* Sick, sick fact: Trencher may well be ATC's biggest single plot influence.

** This was back in the summer of 1997, I think. When he lived with the Mike that later got weird. There's a better than even possibility I'm pulling this out of my ass. Ryan- if you're out there, feel free to correct me. Cursory googling points to Wrecking Balls being a character Keith Giffen (Trencher writer/penciller, etc) used in a Valiant title. But that is, as they say, all she wrote.


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2005.02.17
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11:06 < ejp> there's something about getting the key to apple's seed that's just...gay.


11:06 <@bda> Yeah.
11:06 <@bda> I felt real gay pulling that shit at 3MB/s.
11:07 <@rjbs> <bda> I could barely swallow that fast.
11:07 < ejp> that's just because you're in INTARWEBS2
11:07 < solios> yeah, but it's the warm, life-validating kind of gay.
11:07 < solios> as opposed to the wet sticky FUCK WHERE IS THE MOUTHWASH kind.
11:07 < ejp> o_o
11:07 <@bda> Andrew is burning me a DVD now.
11:07 <@john> what are we talking about here?
11:08 <@bda> You taking it in the ass.
11:08 <@john> Keys?!
11:08 < solios> I'll be burninating a DVD in about three minutes.
11:08 <@john> Seeds!?
11:08 <@john> Ass?
11:08 < fagbot> Ass is probably that thing you can't find with both hands and a FUCKING MAP HOLY SHIT.
11:08 <@bda> john: Apple.
11:08 < solios> ADC.
11:08 < ejp> bda and I talking about tiger. solios is talking about blowjobs.


Non-alphanumeric characters may be combined to form letters.


10:55 <@bda> [ microsoft.com : parental guide to 1337sp34|< ]
10:56 <@rjbs> ...
10:56 -!- bda was kicked from #tildedot by rjbs [rjbs]
10:56 -!- bda [bda@cloak-114FEF1E.mirrorshades.net] has joined #tildedot
10:56 -!- mode/#tildedot [+oa bda bda] by ChanServ
10:56 < solios> rjbs++
10:56 <@bda> >:|
10:56 <@rjbs> my BRANE
10:57 < ejp> that's, uh, wow.
10:57 <@rjbs> "ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."
10:57 < solios> ph@g+@5+1|<.
10:57 < ejp> I bet that's valid perl
10:58 <@rjbs> nope
10:58 < solios> shit.
10:58 <@rjbs> not enough args to . operator, at the least


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15:34 < pthread> I love the state of america's youth


15:34 < pthread> (18:33:51) Megaslut: well its the best game ever and what it is is you have a aquarium and you feed these guppies and they poop coins ... the bigger they get the better copins they poop (sliver and gold) so you have to feed then and collect the coins in order to buy this egg (you can only buy it a 3rd at a time) so when you get the whole eggg you beat the level and a helper hatches from the egg
15:34 < pthread> (18:34:10) Cisco9955: that is the most disgusting shitI have ever heard
15:34 < pthread> (18:34:15) Megaslut: like it could be a jelly fish to help collect the money or a seahorse who helps feed
15:34 < pthread> (18:34:30) Megaslut: but you have to protect your fish from aliens that come and try and eat your fish
15:34 < pthread> (18:34:36) Megaslut: so you get helpers for that too


22:56 < vai> whee.


22:56 < vai> (sleep deprivation)++
22:57 <@ejp> lies
22:57 < vai> well - true.
22:57 < vai> it just sucks well.
22:58 < vai> like apathy. It's terrible. I just don't care.


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2005.02.11
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Fallout


20:22 < solios> I'm getting email about pr0n holocaust now.
20:22 <@ejp> haha
20:22 <@ejp> I TOLD YOU
20:22 * solios shakes his head.
20:22 <@ejp> you took the candy from the perverted baby
20:22 <@ejp> now it's crying


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2005.02.09
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Revenue Stream


15:34 < solios> I wipe the wangbabies off of DA and now the only non-spam email I'm getting is HOW DO I GET TO GRAVICON PLZ? :|.
15:35 <@ejp> haha
15:35 <@ejp> I tell you, start charging
15:36 < solios> it's great. Bryan and Engler and xeno shit on me for drawing the stuff relentlessly. Yet the minute I take it down for professional reasons, I open some funky floodgate of OMFG I LOVE YOUR STUFF WHY DID YOU KILL IT?! :(
15:36 < solios> funny how I never got mail like that when the DA account was loaded. >:|
15:36 <@ejp> of course not.
15:36 <@ejp> because they could get to it
15:36 < solios> Sorta.
15:37 < solios> like 1/1000th of it.
15:37 * ejp fails to see why any of this surprises you
15:37 <@ejp> yes, but *they* don't know it was just a fraction
15:37 < solios> yes.
15:37 < solios> I'm wondering what I'm going to do about this in the interim.
15:37 <@ejp> you need to rebuild gravicon to be a "OMG LOOK AT TEH PORN" instead of a "THIS IS MY TORTURED SOUL BARED FOR ALL TOO SEE!"
15:38 <@ejp> then charge.
15:38 < solios> O_o
15:41 < solios> all I need, really, is either a hyperintelligent gallery script or something non-MT that'll import an MT db.
15:41 < solios> problem solved, etc.
15:41 < solios> well, then hosting.
15:42 < solios> but really. The world doesn't want ATC. The world wants freakporn.
15:42 <@ejp> yes
15:42 < solios> And wanting the world to forget about freakporn is a pretty tedius undertaking.
15:42 < solios> I'd be doing a freakporn comic but I've never been able to come up with a story that is actually to my liking.
15:43 < solios> ATC, on the other hand, just comes. Like temperature inversions in Pittsburgh.
15:45 < solios> ah well. If people want access, odds are some people would be willing to pay, etc.
15:46 * solios sets this aside as something to Think About Later.


Vacation Time


11:13 < solios> fagbot: doot for getting the holidays sniped out from under me, again.
11:13 < fagbot> NO, GODDAMNIT I WILL NOT RELAX I'M RAGING WITH ALL THE FIRES OF HELL
11:13 < solios> (fourth of july this time, and christmas as usual)
11:13 < solios> fifth year in a row. :D
11:13 < solios> fuckers.

Job Security : If I leave, they'll have to work weekends and holidays and leave just after five, as opposed to around 3:50pm. Which is effort, etc. and they don't want that. One of the perks of "seniority" is delegation, etc. Since I'll be at the bottom of the totem pole until I leave, I'm first in line to get shit on. It rocks.


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2005.02.08
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FIDNER


15:48 < solios> er.
15:48 < solios> Fidner won't eject a mount.
15:48 <@ejp> FIDNER!
15:48 < solios> might as well be.
15:48 < solios> says something's using it.
15:49 < solios> NOW RUNNING :
15:49 < solios> terminal, firefox, safari, netnewswire.
15:49 < solios> and iTunes.
15:49 <@ejp> FIDNER is caching something on it
15:49 < solios> most likely.
15:49 < solios> no finder windows open, though.
15:50 <@ejp> your point? :P
15:50 < solios> BAHAHAHAHAHA
15:50 < solios> I fixed it.
15:50 < solios> WITH A BRICK.
15:50 < solios> solios@mnh-exh-lns01:~$ ps aux | grep afp
15:50 < solios> root 558 0.0 0.2 3888 1276 ? S Jan05 0:00 afpd
15:50 < solios> solios 8151 4.7 0.4 4720 2476 ? S 13:39 15:06 afpd
15:50 < solios> solios@mnh-exh-lns01:~$ sudo kill 8151
15:50 < solios> < idoru> OH NOEZ TEH FS DIED! D:
15:51 < solios> (mount disappears)
15:51 <@ejp> subtle.
15:51 < solios> LIKE A MOOSE.
15:51 * solios kicks OS X in the balls.
15:51 * solios punts netatalk for good measure.


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2005.02.07
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Spin Control


13:08 <@ejp> solios: see, you're finding out why I don't blog.
13:08 <@ejp> if you google me you'll only find tech stuff. no IRC, no blog, nothing.
13:15 <@solios> yes.
13:15 <@solios> [the Matrox SOLIOS video board]
13:15 <@solios> o_o
13:15 <@ejp> yes
13:16 <@ejp> also, don't do Real Work as solios.
13:18 <@solios> ?
13:19 <@ejp> monikers/nicknames/handles tend to scream HACKER to non-tech folks.
13:19 <@solios> oh, that.
13:19 <@solios> yeah, I'm changing handles when I eject from mercury.
13:20 <@ejp> ...
13:20 <@solios> which means the footer and a few other things on ATC will get scrubbed too.
13:20 <@solios> I've been thinking about it for awhile.
13:20 <@_Lasar> -!- solios is now known as b00bster
13:20 <@ejp> _Lasar: this is my fear.
13:20 <@solios> and have had a good replacement pseudonym on deck for awhile.


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2005.02.03
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Chocolate


08:46 < mdxi> i'm not too fond of milk chocolate
08:47 <@rjbs> neither am I, in general
08:52 * solios can't deal with the stuff.
08:52 < solios> it overclocks me.
08:53 < mdxi> then you'd be OCDan
08:55 < solios> for about ten minutes. Then I'd be a blipverted puddle of goop with teh black shakes.
08:56 <@ejp> what if you keep eating it?
08:57 <@ejp> and then we could hook cables to your nipples and use you to power a whole city!
08:58 < solios> for about an hour.
08:58 < solios> it's like this: o_o -> O_O -> @_@ -> @.<!!!!!!!! -> -.-
08:59 < drusilla> cool.
08:59 < drusilla> doi it again.
08:59 < solios> o_o
08:59 * drusilla feeds solios milk chocolate
09:00 * solios asplode
09:00 <@ejp> drusilla: you're cleaning that up.


< mdxi> i think i just came up with the best analogy ever


< mdxi> 00:59 <@mdxi> 2600 is like the SCA in reverse


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2005.01.27
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Passwords and RSS, Day Two


11:51 < solios> how do I change a users password on teh luunix?
11:52 <@ejp> sudo passwd <user>
11:52 < solios> k.
11:52 * ejp does it annoyingly often
11:52 < solios> :o
11:53 <@ejp> fucking users forget the simple passwords they set.
11:54 < solios> :|
11:54 < solios> yeah, like using God instead of god, etc.
11:54 < solios> RSS IS TEH GAWD
11:54 <@ejp> or using their dogs name, which they forget
11:54 <@ejp> yes
11:54 < solios> now I get to spend the rest of the day adding the sites I read in. # To NetNewsWire
11:55 < solios> I told Bodine about it and I got a thankyou note from him through DA. O_o
11:55 <@ejp> and then you'll have to actually work instead of check sites.
11:55 < solios> :<
11:55 <@ejp> yeah, it sucks


11:02 <@rjbs> SHEMALE


11:03 < vai> :( I found TV pr0n on my dads box.
11:04 < mdxi> i just have digital and vcr pr0n
11:05 <@rjbs> TV pr0n?
11:05 <@rjbs> oh. transvestite.
11:05 <@rjbs> wonderful
11:05 < mdxi> <randall> okay, but you're missing out! chicks with dicks!
11:05 <@ejp> that's pretty much the part we're avoiding.
11:06 < vai> s'okay. Just a brand new way to ignore my family.


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2005.01.26
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Cherry Wad


15:49 <@ejp> jebus. I grabbed some dentyne ice gum. it's wicked stuff.
15:50 <@ejp> like eating about 7 altoids at once
15:50 < solios> :o
15:51 <@bda> Yeah.
15:51 <@bda> I gnaw that stuff constantly these days.
15:51 <@bda> The cherry flavor is VILE but addictive.
15:51 <@ejp> >_<
15:51 <@ejp> (fake cherry)--
15:52 <@ejp> small peices though.
15:52 <@ejp> I prefer a larger wad.
15:52 <@bda> ...
15:52 <@bda> I bet you do.
15:52 <@ejp> ^_^
15:53 <@ejp> but you gotta respect this stuff's stopping power
16:02 <@bda> Yup.


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2005.01.25
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Pittsburgh


11:00 <@ejp> we gotta get dan out of pitt
11:00 <@ejp> fagbot: doot for pitt
11:00 <+fagbot> YAY for ME I'M A FUCKING ADULT
11:00 <@solios> fagbot: stillers?
11:00 <+fagbot> rumour has it stillers is yinz for Steelers (Pittsburgh's football team and Gods Gift To The Economy, etc.)
11:00 <@solios> fagbot: yinz?
11:00 <+fagbot> it has been said that yinz is the english subdialect spoken by Pittsburgh natives. Yinz does not have vowels or hard consonants. Speakers of Yinz sound like a toothless 90 year old attempting to shit a live walrus.
11:00 <@solios> fagbot: pittsburgh?
11:00 <+fagbot> i heard pittsburgh was an aggregator for the ugly, the unfit, the retarded, and the geriatrics.
11:00 <@solios> fagbot: botsnack
11:00 <+fagbot> :)


Time


22:16 < esch> I'd carry a pocket watch, but I already carry a cell, and I don't want to be that guy.
22:21 < esch> digital--
22:21 < solios> ejp++
22:21 <@ejp> esch: for looks, yes. for "OMFG WHAT TIME IS IT" nothing beats it.
22:22 < esch> I dunno.
22:22 < esch> I prefer analog.
22:22 <@ejp> we've established how you're a fag though.
22:22 < esch> Not so much, "OMFG WHAT TIME IS IT" as "what time isn't it?"
22:22 <@ejp> o_O
22:22 <@ejp> it isn't whatever time it is.
22:23 * esch looks at watch.
22:23 < esch> It's not close to 8am. I'm not late for work yet.
22:23 < esch> I dont ever really give a shit what time it is, I mostly care how far I am away from certain benchmark times.
22:23 <@ejp> ah, you're one of those
22:24 < esch> heh.
22:24 <@ejp> I want to now where I am in time RIGHT NOW.
22:24 < esch> For what purpose?
22:24 <@ejp> so I know exactly how long I have before something else.
22:25 < esch> ejp: Err, that's easier with analog.
22:25 <@ejp> analog is just that, analog. I want EXACT.
22:25 < esch> heh.
22:25 <@ejp> I should get a cheap analog and see if I could adapt.
22:25 < esch> FOUR CHEERIOS EACH SPOONFUL.
22:25 < esch> SEVEN SECONDS BETWEEEN SPOONFULS.
22:26 < esch> well, like I said, I usually don't care that it's four thirty. I just want to know that it isn't seven yet.


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2005.01.21
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Cleansing Flame


08:36 <@ejp> the bible software company downtown?
08:37 <@ejp> it was ON FIRE this morning
08:38 <@_Lasar> Woo!
08:43 <@ejp> <god> GG FAGZ


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2005.01.13
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Hygene

15:49 <@ejp> dammit. I just pulled like half a pound of wax of my ears and now my computer is LOUD. >:|
15:53 <@solios> ew.
15:56 <@ejp> yeah, you're tellin' me.
15:56 <@ejp> about a 1/2" x 1/4" plug out of both ears
16:00 <@solios> >.<
16:00 <@solios> you don't clean out your ears often, do you?
16:01 <@ejp> would seem not.
16:01 <@ejp> was un aware they required it.
16:01 <@solios> I had a NASTY earache in my right ear in '99, and since then it produces something like twice as much wax as the left.
16:01 <@solios> o_o
16:01 <@solios> uh.
16:01 <@solios> O_o
16:01 <@solios> wow.
16:01 <@solios> somebody probably told you, but you didn't hear them because of the wax.
16:02 <@ejp> :P


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2005.01.05
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Date


18:50 * ejp Goes
18:50 < solios> OMFG.
18:50 <@ejp> if I don't come back, avenge my death or something k?
18:50 < solios> k.
18:50 < solios> can I have your stuff?
18:51 <@ejp> sure
18:51 < solios> :o
18:51 < solios> good luck, Mister Pree.
18:51 < solios> <3
18:51 < mdxi> good luck!
18:51 < mdxi> have fun
18:51 < mdxi> don't do anything i....would or would not do. your choice.
18:51 * solios gets all misty-eyed.
18:51 < solios> OUR BOY IS BECOMING A MAN!
18:51 < Drusilla> let's start planning the wake.
18:52 < mdxi> BRING BACK JPEGS


You have been /banned from channel bAcKstrEEt_bOyZ.

10:48 <@rjbs> everyone who likes Waking Life must die.
10:48 < solios> Waking Life is an awesome proof of concept.
10:48 < solios> Visually speaking.
10:48 <@rjbs> the visual aspects are interesting
10:49 <@rjbs> the movie is utter drek
10:49 <@rjbs> ITS LIKE PHILOSOPHY, EXCEPT WITH MORE CUMSHOTS
10:49 < solios> It really sucks that the "script" is a bunch of gradeschool philosophical masurbation.
10:49 <@rjbs> there's another movie done like that, I think
10:49 <@rjbs> I forget what.
10:49 <@rjbs> potentially less asinine
10:50 <@ejp> "The Matrix"


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2005.01.04
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Stephenson


15:54 <@xeno> solios: where are you in DT?
15:56 <@solios> end of 4.
15:57 <@solios> haven't started 5 yet.
15:57 <@solios> finishing the baroque cycle first.
15:57 * solios had started that prior to Tower and had started Tower because barnes and nobel FUCKING SUCKS and doesn't stock the second book of Baroque.
17:53 <@xeno> baroque?
17:54 <@ejp> French for "busted"
17:56 <@xeno> ...


Chafed (Slashnet)


12:42 <@ejp> "Two surveys by the Pew Internet & American Life Project, indicate that, "by the end of 2004 blogs had established themselves as a key part of online culture"."
12:42 <@ejp> :<
12:42 <@rjbs> whatever.
12:42 <@rjbs> like there's culture online
12:43 < solios> hah
12:43 < solios> blogs.
12:43 < solios> culture.
12:43 < solios> the circle-jerk culture*, maybe.
12:43 <@ejp> there's another one?

* The Circle-Jerk Culture : Evinced by any on-line medium by which self-promotion is possible and/or encouraged. Possible on any website with an "entry" field and a "submit" button. Encouraged through the "feedback" and "discussion" mechanisms attached to (most obviously in my monkeysphere) blogs and webcomics. People using your space to plug their product (see the comments of more popular blogs, deviant art, etc.). People blowing gouts of hot air just to hear themselves talk, etc.


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2004.12.24
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The decline of Front Line Assembly

In which Rez is a foil for a long-winded rant/bitch about how Bill Leeb left anything resembling Awesome back in the 20th century.


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2004.12.23
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Megalomaniacal


20:35 <@xenia> It's funny how out of touch I am with news concerning france now.
20:35 <@xenia> i didn't even hear of that bridge at all and it's all over the news in europe.
20:35 <@xenia> American news are so self centered. :|
20:39 <@solios> American news media blows hardcore.
20:40 <@solios> Accoring to American News, We Are The Motherfucking Universe.
20:40 <@solios> which is how shit like the peterson trial gets even a sound bite, let alone the bullshit media circus.
20:40 <@solios> fagbot: doot for american news
20:40 <+fagbot> ISN'T THIS JUST A REGULAR ASS PARADE
20:40 <@solios> fagbot: botsnack
20:40 <+fagbot> thanks solios :)
20:41 <@xenia> Haha
20:41 <@xenia> Great.
20:41 <@xenia> Everywhere in Europe I've seen the news devoting half of their time to international issues or random events in the world.
20:42 <@solios> Yeah.
20:42 <@solios> See, here's the thing.
20:42 <@xenia> The only foreign stuff I've seen so far is Blair pledging his neverending love for Bush.
20:42 <@solios> We've got the bombs.
20:42 <@solios> Nevermind the fact our military is getting its ass handed to it. We've Got The Bombs.
20:42 <@solios> That kind of shit goes to your head.
20:42 <@xenia> :/
20:42 <@solios> Also, America has always been vaguely resentful of the fact that a "rest of the world" even exists.
20:43 <@solios> Historically, people moved Here when they got sick of There.
20:43 <@xenia> Yeah.
20:43 <@xenia> Nowadays being in america is roughly akin to being in an episode of The Prisoner.


COLD


08:28 < solios_> pitt_now.jpg
08:28 < solios_> >.<
08:28 <@ejp> nice
08:28 < solios_> it's COLD and WET.
08:28 < esch> solios_: Whiner.
08:28 < esch> mn_now.jpg
08:29 < solios_> I opened my window to get an idea and it crawled right up my ass. :|
08:29 < esch> TODAY. HIGH OF ONE.
08:29 < solios_> !
08:29 < solios_> omfg.
08:29 < esch> That's not a typo.
08:29 < solios_> LOLLERSCATES
08:29 <@ejp> yeah, but MN is Cold. it's Known.
08:29 < solios_> dude, that SUCKS.
08:30 <@rjbs> could be worse.
08:30 <@rjbs> could be kelvin.
08:30 < esch> Barely.
08:30 < esch> heh.
08:30 < esch> There was a place in MN that was -41 this morning.
08:31 <@ejp> jeebus
08:31 < esch> Yeah, and there's windchill on top of that.
08:31 <@rjbs> -40 is a magical temperature.
08:32 <@ejp> -40 is the temp at which your nads replace your tonsils.
08:32 < esch> It's interesting in MN.
08:33 <@rjbs> -40 C = -40 F
08:33 < esch> 100 degree temp changes are interesting.
08:33 < esch> -20 outside, 80 inside.

pitt_high.jpg mn_high.jpg


RAM my hard disk, baby.


23:33 * bda updates his hardening script.
23:36 <@solios> OMFG.
23:36 <@solios> dude that's totally the first three minutes of a porn.
23:37 <@solios> (credits)
23:37 <@solios> (porno groove music)
23:37 <@solios> * bda is codez0r1ng
23:37 <@solios> * door opens
23:37 <@solios> < hot_chick> whatchadoin?
23:37 <@solios> < bda> I'm updating my hardening script.
23:38 <@bda> ...
23:38 <@bda> uhm.
23:38 <@solios> < hot_chick> well... why don't you .... (licks nipple, smacks ass, whatever) flash my bios, big boy?
23:38 <@bda> Actually...
23:38 <@bda> I wrote two scripts while I was in Wichita...
23:38 <@solios> < bda> no, see. This is a HARDENING script...
23:38 <@bda> er.
23:38 <@bda> Not Wichita, sorry.
23:38 <@bda> Plattsburgh.
23:38 <@bda> Steve's wedding.
23:38 <@solios> :o
23:38 <@bda> One was the first version of this script.
23:38 <@bda> The other was a backup script.
23:38 <@solios> hahah
23:38 <@bda> Guess which one Nancy asked me what I was doing...
23:38 <@solios> so it WAS A PORN! :O
23:38 <@bda> Well, not right then.
23:39 <@solios> after the commercials?
23:39 <@bda> After the kids went to school.


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2004.12.21
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God is an Asshole.


22:24 <@solios> so.
22:24 <@solios> busses stopped running.
22:24 <@solios> I can get a ride to Ramsey's.
22:24 <@solios> BUT.
22:25 <@solios> it's from SGG.
22:26 <@ejp> o_o


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2004.12.07
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Fipple


22:38 < solios> fuck, why doesn't the indexer just sniff the USB bus onece ever five minutes and if it senses no activity over three consecutive sniffs, then kick in?
22:38 * ejp sniffs solios
22:38 < solios> there's got to be SOMe easy way apple can determine if the mahcine is being USED and then do the procintensive shit if it isn't.
22:38 * solios flatulates all over eric.
22:38 <@ejp> better yet, only run when the screensaver is active.
22:39 <@bda> Yeah, it's called nicing the fucking process lower than user shit.
22:39 * ejp fipples solios
22:39 < solios> two wors, yo.
22:39 <@bda> "fipple"?
22:39 < solios> DEV BUILD.
22:39 < solios> fipple.
22:39 <@ejp> fipple.
22:39 < solios> fagbot: be ejp
22:39 < fagbot> FIPPLE!
22:39 <@bda> ...
22:39 < solios> holy fuck.
22:40 < solios> out of like four possible options fag got the right one righto nthe first try.
22:40 * solios dies.
22:40 <@ejp> that's why you can't dick with the random
22:40 < solios> point.
22:40 <@ejp> bda: a fipple is the thinger what makes woodwinds make noise
22:41 < solios> fagbot: fipple?
22:41 < fagbot> i guess fipple is the thinger what makes woodwinds make noise
22:41 <@ejp> mostly it's an amusing word.
22:41 <@bda> uh.
22:42 <@bda> And you fippled him.
22:42 <@bda> ...
22:42 <@ejp> so when he farts it'll make music.
22:43 <@bda> ...
22:43 < solios> :o
22:43 < solios> sweet.
22:43 <@ejp> non-gaseous ejecta is a small problem though.
22:43 < solios> :|
22:45 <@bda> Like those Playdough factories you had when you were a kid.
22:45 <@bda> With the different attachments.
22:46 <@ejp> I don't think dan needs to be able to shit stars and moons. do you?
22:46 <@bda> Absolutely.
22:46 < solios> dude, that would OWN.
22:46 * solios gets xeno one for the holidays.


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2004.12.05
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Dreamcatcher


09:22 < solios_> man, I had the most fucked up dream ever.
09:26 < solios_> I woke up with a mad crazy hangover in the bathroom on the top floor of the museum, bootless and covered in vomit and locked in a stall. The bathroom was VAST, like a college gymnasium bathroom. Dimly realize I had to do something... overhere a security guard bitching about startup while he's taking a piss and realize I was supposed to turn the place on... somehow I know it's around lunch. The phone in the bathroom rings- it's the Office Manager. We need to talk. She sounds depressed. I tell her I'll be right down and spend a few minutes getting cleaned up, finding my boots, trying to wake up. Call the elevator. It gets down about seven floors before it breaks- ridingin on top of it down to the sub basement, up a flight of stairs, wandering through massive subway-style tunnels and then I woke up.
09:27 * solios_ notes that the museum has four levels above ground and elevators only service three of them. And the bathrooms are normal.
09:38 <@ejp> fagbot: doot for solios
09:38 < fagbot> i'm feelin' FISTY
09:39 < solios_> :p
09:39 < solios_> I also emailed both of my parents before I passed out, I remember that.
09:42 < solios_> It was a really incredibly strange night. I know I walked home and used the wrong side of the bridge but don't remember most of it. Stocked up on granola bars and crackers at the rite-aid first... then tried to purge when I got home (applied some of Jolie's tips)- no love for it, no real urgency, so I laid THAT aside. Caught up on email, which is a really BAD thing to do when drunk. Passed out.


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2004.12.04
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Mental Health


14:48 * solios wonders if he could afford to live alone.
14:50 <@bda> :o
14:50 < solios> dude, it's the only fucking answer. :(
14:51 < solios> my roommate has annoyingly loud sex four times a day and when he's not fucking, he's watching bad movies with shit speakers that are nothing but treble. And he pays the gas and likes it HOT. So my house is a fucking jungle swamp.
14:51 < solios> Work.... I'm subject to coworkers.
14:51 < solios> who like to talk. >:|
14:52 < solios> if I lived alone, I could just wake up and Do Stuff.
14:52 <@bda> :|
14:52 < solios> rather than leave the house to get some peace of fucking mind, only to finally get to work and realize I'm not getting it.
14:52 < solios> I feel like a trapped fucking animal.
14:53 < solios> THERE IS NOWHERE I CAN GO TO BE ALONE AND DO WORK
14:53 < solios> EMPHASIS ON ALONE


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2004.12.03
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SGG

14:00 * ejp scatters m&ms around the level^woffice and makes solios hunt for them
14:00 <@ejp> but every time you get near one two coworkers will appear and harras you.
14:00 <@_Lasar> ejp: Don't forget to make the boss monster a girl.
14:01 <@_Lasar> That tries to get into the Danpants, provided he is wearing any.
14:02 <@xenia> Oh, coworkers problems?
14:02 <@xenia> Yeesh.
14:02 <@xenia> At least you have a job :/
14:03 <@solios> point.
14:03 <@solios> _Lasar: hahah
14:03 <@ejp> _Lasar: SGG.
14:03 <@solios> fagbot: doot for SGG
14:03 <+fagbot> 1. GO TO BED 2. KILL YOURSELF
14:03 <@solios> O_o


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2004.12.02
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Work


23:00 < vai> my first day at work!
23:00 < vai> job one: standardise archi.
23:00 < vai> EEK
23:01 < solios> :O
23:01 < vai> and google groups got the ghey.
23:02 < vai> job two: 34895234958-345zillion icons :\
23:03 < solios> woot.
23:03 < solios> fagbot: doot for vai on the clock
23:03 < fagbot> I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS


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2004.11.19
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iverson++


20:54 <@iverson> Deal: PQI IntelligentStick 1GB USB 2.0 Flash $82 at NewEgg.com
20:54 < solios> O_o
20:54 < solios> is it backcompat w/ USB 1?
20:54 <@iverson> no idea
20:55 < solios> :|
20:55 <@iverson> get the Silicon Image 2.0 usb 2.0 adapter
20:55 < solios> <- Mac
20:55 <@iverson> same chipset as adaptec
20:55 < solios> also, not up with sticking my hand up my g4's ass.
20:55 <@iverson> macs dont have pci slots?
20:55 < solios> they do.
20:55 < solios> I'm full up.
20:55 <@iverson> ah
20:55 < solios> Radeon 8500 AGP, Radeon 7000 PCI, SATA board, case cooler.
20:56 < solios> macs are also (apparently and to my knowledge) the only machines shipping with USB hubs on the keyboards)
20:56 < solios> there's a certain convenience factor to jacking something into your interface.
20:56 < solios> ...
20:56 < solios> man, I should have worded that differently. :PP
20:57 <@iverson> heheheh
20:57 -!- iverson changed the topic of #215 to: <solios> there's a certain convenience factor to jacking something into your interface.
20:57 <@iverson> yea....you should have :P


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2004.11.15
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Truth (metaphor)


<@ejp> Fate is like soap in prison. hold it too loosely, it will drop away. Hold it too tight, it'll squirt away. And if you attempt to retrieve it you'll get fucked in the ass.


Steak


23:46 <@someguy> Someone in the grocery store today asked me what he should put on his steak.
23:47 <@someguy> Minutes later I found a lone bottle of steak sauce laying on a pallet of rice.
23:47 <@someguy> So I took it to him.
23:47 <@someguy> It was so baffling.
23:47 <@someguy> Any lesser person would have assume there was a conspiracy or that God was trying to say something.
23:47 < pthread> haha
23:48 < ACB_> sounds like something out of a student film
23:48 < pthread> seriously
23:48 < solios> was it good steak sauce?
23:48 < solios> or generic?
23:48 <@someguy> I noticed on of his teeth had a gold wire around it.
23:48 < pthread> a1?
23:48 <@someguy> Generic. I'd told him to go get a1
23:48 < pthread> mmmm fucking steak and a1?! mmm
23:48 <@someguy> but then realized this store wouldn't have it.
23:48 < solios> I'll bet he was ILLUMINATI.
23:49 < solios> :|
23:49 <@someguy> Yeah, I have not read up on the illuminati.
23:49 <@someguy> Maybe I need to at this point.
23:50 <@someguy> It's such a perfect story. Usually when something brilliant like this happens to me, I fuck it all up.
23:50 < solios> just assume it was Them and proceed as you would normally.
23:50 <@someguy> Yeah, it's like, this time I just kept my cool and was very positive about everything.
23:50 < pthread> dude I am SO hungry now since you mentioned that steak sauce
23:51 <@someguy> I was helpful, but not overly concerned.
23:51 < solios> left the knives at home, huh?


Eyes of the World

23:14 <@someguy> I believe I'll go to NYC Wednesday. The guy who does Diesel Sweeties and another comic dude I read are going to be doing a panel at NYU.
23:15 < solios> sweet.
23:15 < solios> I need to do a panel, dammit.
23:15 <@someguy> heh, yeah.
23:15 <@someguy> do you have colleagues (sp?)?
23:15 < solios> people who also work on the comic? Technically, no.
23:16 <@someguy> no, that's not what it means.
23:16 <@someguy> People who do what you do.
23:16 < solios> oh.
23:16 < solios> uh.
23:16 < solios> no.
23:16 <@someguy> With whom, presumably you have a repoire.
23:16 < solios> I've been resoundly ignored by every single webcomic artist I've emailed.
23:16 < solios> it rules.
23:16 <@someguy> Or at least a mutual knowledge of each others existence.
23:17 <@someguy> ah
23:17 <@someguy> nice.
23:17 < solios> also no.
23:17 < solios> :D
23:17 <@someguy> What do you think that MEANS?
23:17 < solios> which part?
23:17 <@someguy> The ignorance.
23:17 <@someguy> erm, ignoring.
23:17 <@someguy> or whatever.
23:17 < solios> <- laughing his ass off.
23:17 <@someguy> lol
23:17 < solios> simple.
23:17 < solios> there's no advertising on ATC.
23:18 < solios> and I've never blown any money on advertising ATC.
23:18 <@someguy> ah, so maybe the other guys trying to "make it" with their comics don't feel you're in the same boat?
23:19 < solios> got me.
23:19 < solios> maybe my introductory emails aren't the handjobs they're looking for.


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2004.11.12
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Wangarang

12:35 <@pete_> is it "further" or "farther?"
12:37 < pthread> they are the same thing
12:39 <@pete_> i know
12:40 <@pete_> but is one "more correcter?"
12:40 < pthread> lol, not afaik
12:40 <@pete_> my wang is more correcter
12:41 <@bda> Wangerific.
12:41 < ACB_> Wangtastic
12:41 <@asm> uh
12:41 < ACB_> wang?
12:41 <@asm> so who was discussing hacked putty exes?
12:41 <@pete_> Wangublous
12:42 <@asm> wangarang
12:42 < ACB_> Wang-loaf.
12:42 <@asm> wangarang (n) - a penis turned projectile
12:42 <@pete_> roof-i-O, roofio, roofio, bangarang, roofio!
12:42 <@pete_> jason, ahahaha
12:42 <@pete_> well put
12:43 <@pete_> that should be on bash.org
12:43 <@asm> a penile projectile
12:55 <@pete_> cervix smasher


Battletech

11:40 * bda looks at all the parts for anubis Mk II.
11:40 <@rjbs> bda: myomer bundles? heat sinks? gyros?
11:41 <@bda> Double the hardpoints.
11:41 < mdxi> did you go for endosteel, or are you saving slots for high-density armor?
11:41 <@bda> Fucking BattleTech fags.
11:41 * rjbs wonders what the release on MA2 is.
11:41 < solios> ferrofibruous armor.
11:41 < mdxi> i got a ER PPC with your name on it, sweetie
11:42 * rjbs sticks to ye olde gausse cannone
11:42 * solios loads up on LRMs.
11:42 <@bda> I love when you talk Clan at me, baby.


Pooga

11:32 * rjbs has a secret weapon to keep people from sniffing him.
11:32 <@ejp> poogas?
11:32 * rjbs stinks.
11:32 < solios> poogas.
11:36 <@bda> wtf is a pooga.
11:36 * mdxi laughs
11:36 <@rjbs> bda: that's what I wondered. poo+gas
11:38 <@bda> ...
11:38 < mdxi> quick, someone get ursulav to draw us a pooga


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2004.11.11
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PANTS


08:09 * solios_ wears the battle pants again.
08:09 <@solios_> DAY SIX
08:09 <@solios_> 1. they're not funky.
08:09 <@solios_> 2. they're a 34 and they MEAN IT.
08:09 <@solios_> all the jeans I have that are 34 have shrunk to, like, 32.
08:09 <@solios_> >.<
08:10 <@ejp> yeah, black shrinks.
08:11 <@solios_> it SUCKS
08:11 <@solios_> this means I either have to starve myself back down to a 30 so the fucking 34s fit, go to all cargo pants, or buy 36s. >_<
08:11 <@ejp> most people know this, and buy a size larger
08:12 <@solios_> o_o
08:12 <@solios_> well, I know NOW. :P
08:13 <@ejp> didn't your mother teach you these things?


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2004.11.10
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Minimum System Requirements


07:42 <@xeno> i tried explaining that just because computers were gaining more and more processing power and memory, it didn't mean the OS had to fucking USE ALL OF IT
07:42 <@xeno> and they stared at me


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2004.11.09
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#dotnet rules.

I think we've set a record.


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2004.11.04
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Hypothetical Situation


10:45 < solios> mdxi: wanna do nerd things for thirteen bux an hour?
10:45 <@rjbs> real dba's are scary
10:45 <@ejp> yes
10:46 < mdxi> solios: where you work?
10:46 < solios> mdxi: museum. Pittsburgh.
10:46 < solios> mdxi: this isn't even a "maybe" yet.
10:47 < solios> basically, IT is making a shitload of whining noise about an exhibits problem, saying they can solve it.
10:47 < solios> their "solution" consists of asking me - an exhibits employee - if I can solve the problem.
10:47 < mdxi> i would say "sure, i'll send a resume", but i've heard you talk about them too much. i don't want to work with those people.
10:47 < solios> so this'll boil down to "give me a nice fucking raise or contract mdxi. You pick."
10:47 < solios> I don't either.
10:48 <@bda> haha.


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2004.11.03
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Your daily dose of WTF


08:48 < solios> javaman: you recommended the US Airways site for cheaper airfare estimates, right?
08:48 <@javaman> yes.
08:48 <@javaman> if you are flying into/out of philly.
08:48 < solios> roundtrip boston PHIL is 78. Roundtrip pittsburgh PHIL is 264.


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2004.10.23
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Life


21:18 <@xeno> this SUCKS.
21:18 <@xeno> it's so awesome.


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2004.10.21
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Hensile


10:46 < mdxi> http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=86816
10:46 < mdxi> What.
10:46 < mdxi> Thefuck.
10:46 < solios> :|
10:47 < mdxi> WITH YOUR HANDS, ARMS
10:47 < solios> MAINLY HANDS
10:47 < solios> ALSO BACK, LEGS
10:47 < solios> (SOLD SEPERATELY)
10:48 < mdxi> INDEPENDENT ARM MOVEMENT IS AN OPTION!
10:48 < solios> yes, but can I get it BTO?
10:48 < mdxi> DID YOU WANT LEGS? TWO LEGS?
10:48 < solios> HOW ABOUT A THIRD LEG?
10:49 <@ejp> I'd rather have a prehensile tail.
10:49 <@ejp> or wang. that'd be neat.
10:49 < mdxi> fagbot: doot for prehensile vagina
10:49 < fagbot> PLEASE PASS THE SUICIDE?!?
10:50 < mdxi> just think how well we'll be able to hold things once our fingers become FULLY HENSILE
10:51 < solios> or even POST HENSILE
10:51 < solios> man, that would be awesome.


Parse Error


22:01 < mdxi> HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THIS SOFTWARE STILL EXISTS?
22:01 < solios> I think I finally placed the PK rifles.
22:01 < solios> sega light gun, I think.
22:01 < mdxi> THEY USED THIS CRAP AS A SELLING POINT FOR FUCKING APPLE ][s
22:02 < vai> 'laser palmistry' Future-proof ghey.
22:03 * ejp fills vai full of little bolts of yellow light
22:04 < vai> ooer.
22:05 < mdxi> OH MY GOD...IT'S FULL OF GHEY
22:05 < mdxi> OPEN THE MAN-BAY DOORS, HAL


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2004.10.20
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Emphasis


14:59 < solios> pbs NOW feat. Jon Stewart
14:59 < esch> solios: pbs NOW feat. Jon Stewart
15:00 < mdxi> esch: solios: pbs NOW feat. Jon Stewart
15:00 <@ejp> mdxi: pbs NOW feat. Jon Stewart
15:00 < mdxi> NO
15:01 <@ejp> yes
15:03 < esch> HAve you guys seen this? pbs NOW feat. Jon Stewart


Spunky


09:27 <@ejp> my head hurts.
09:27 <@solios> :|
09:27 * solios tosses eric the excedrin
09:27 <@ejp> head/ears/face/etc
09:27 <@ejp> SO MUCH SNOT
09:27 <@solios> bukake?
09:28 <@ejp> self-bukkake
09:28 <@solios> >.<


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2004.10.19
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Meta-meta


23:31 < Drusilla> so, alienating my friends is a bad way to get out of depressive funk.
23:31 < Drusilla> who knew?
23:32 < solios> it is?
23:32 < solios> I bit Roy's head off on Sunday.
23:32 < solios> He was just kind of assuming I'd be doing some video shit for him, because, you know, I do video shit.
23:33 < solios> < me> you want me to do shit for you, you better fucking wait until I'm not hung the fuck over. I'm ready to bite the heads off of babies. BAD. TIMING.
23:33 < solios> < roy> ...
23:33 < solios> < roy> :|
23:33 < solios> it was great. He'll bug me about it next week and hopefully I'll be more hung over.
23:33 < solios> he was Being Annoying, though.
23:34 < solios> I mean, really. What kind of person talks to someone wearing headphones when you can hear the music coming out of them and said person is writing in a notebook, pointedly ignoring you?
23:35 < Drusilla> ...
23:35 < solios> he does that.
23:35 < Drusilla> dude, i had that exact problem last night with the EQ-whore
23:35 < solios> when he's being all Needy and shit.
23:35 < Drusilla> link


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2004.10.15
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Goth


14:26 < Drusilla> it's not that i know everything. it's that i SCREAM it. loudly.
14:30 < solios> :|
14:30 < solios> it's a phase.
14:31 * ejp didn't have that phase
14:33 < solios> you're still in puberty.
14:34 < ejp> o_O
14:34 < ejp> not so much, no.
14:34 * solios finishs atc pre-pre prep.
14:34 < solios> you must be.
14:34 < solios> the I KNOW EVERYTHING FUCK YOU DIE bit comes in right afterwards.
14:35 < ejp> because I haven't gothed the fuck out like you too?
14:35 < ejp> er, two
14:35 < solios> o_o
14:35 < solios> lies.
14:35 * ejp travels a different path
14:35 < solios> you're goth.
14:35 < solios> you just suck at it.
14:35 < ejp> er
14:35 < ejp> O_o
14:35 < solios> :>


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2004.10.14
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Phones Suck

15:13 <@solios> nice.
15:13 <@solios> whoever's calling _finally_ stopped waiting for me to answer.
15:13 <@solios> I have a simple phone policy- if I'm Doing Something, I don't answer it. Period.
15:14 <@_Lasar> Depends on your definition of "something"
15:15 <@_Lasar> <solios> Can't answer the phone, I'm busy breathing!
15:15 * xenia has the policy of always turning her cell off.
15:15 <@xenia> Nobody needs to pester me.
15:15 <@solios> in this case, I was at the beginning of the deviantart submission process.
15:15 <@solios> * solios clicks submit.
15:15 <@solios> * form loads.
15:15 <@solios> * solios enters title.
15:15 <@solios> * phone rings.
15:15 <@solios> O_o
15:16 <@solios> I clicked the "choose file" button and it immediatly started ringing again.
15:16 <@ejp> callerid++
15:17 <@solios> I need that.
15:17 <@solios> But this is a work phone.
15:17 <@solios> I don't even bother with the home phone.
15:17 <@solios> I can't remember the last time I _used_ the home phone.
15:17 <@_Lasar> Heh.
15:17 <@_Lasar> My phone rocks now.
15:17 <@_Lasar> I don't know why, but it doesn't ring.
15:17 <@ejp> pfft, my new cellphone pwns you all
15:17 <@_Lasar> But when somebody is calling and I pick up, it works.
15:17 <@solios> o_o
15:18 <@_Lasar> * Lasar picks up the phone to call somebody
15:18 <@_Lasar> <person> Hi. Why didn't you pick up sooner.
15:18 <@_Lasar> <lasar> ...
15:18 <@solios> _Lasar: nice
15:18 <@xenia> I just don't pick up my phone. It's either my mother, or Bret, or someone who's unhappy at me.
15:18 <@xenia> Fuck this.
15:18 <@_Lasar> People now call me on the cellphone to tell me that I should pick up my phone.
15:18 <@solios> I need to inform the people in my life that if I don't pick it up on the second ring, just give up.
15:19 <@solios> and if you interrupt me while I'm Doing Something, I'm NOT answering. I'm unplugging.
15:19 <@solios> I react Violently to interruptions.
15:19 <@solios> :D
15:19 <@xenia> Haha.
15:19 <@_Lasar> Answering machine.
15:19 <@ejp> bunch of anti-social people in here.
15:19 <@solios> _Lasar: work phone.
15:19 <@ejp> I bet you're all terrorists or something
15:19 <@_Lasar> "Hi, this is solios. If you hear this, you are already pissing me off."
15:21 <@solios> _Lasar++


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2004.10.13
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God


13:34 <@solios> fagbot: literal god
13:34 <+fagbot> solios: god =is= <reply>God has a hardon for Marines. Because we KILL everything we SEE.|<reply>LEMME GIVE YOU A LITTLE INSIDE INFORMATION ABOUT GOD. GOD LIKES TO WATCH.


Altoids


12:03 <@rjbs> have you seen/had licquorice altoids?
12:04 < solios> :O
12:04 < solios> no.
12:04 < solios> dear GODS no.
12:04 < solios> that just sounds.... wrong.
12:04 < mdxi> how about the ginger ones?
12:04 < mdxi> that's a hit and a half
12:05 < solios> ?
12:05 < mdxi> ginger altoids
12:05 < solios> sounds scary.
12:05 <@rjbs> too hot.
12:06 < solios> I remember altoids as going POOF! right up my noise. And out my ears. And my eyes.
12:06 < mdxi> also, take one Altoid Tab and one Listermint Tab. place on back of tongue.
12:06 < mdxi> you'll SEE THROUGH TIME


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2004.10.12
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John Denver


07:54 < solios_> Oct 12 1997
07:54 < solios_> Folk singer John Denver dies when his newest toy, a homebuilt Long-EZ single-seat airplane, crashes into the ocean near Monterey, California. Unfortunately, the person who constructed the plane opted to locate the fuel tank selector valve behind the pilot's left shoulder. In order for Denver to reach back and switch tanks, he had to let go of the flight controls. At which point, the aircraft plunged 500 feet into the Pacific Ocean. Divers later recover most of the body, but not the head. Denver is ultimately identified by his fingerprints.
07:58 <@rjbs> :(
07:59 < solios_> iirc, Denver was a sniper in Viet Nam.
08:00 <@rjbs> really?? wuh.
08:00 <@rjbs> do you know the story about his testimony w/r/t censoring music?
08:00 < solios_> nuh
08:01 <@rjbs> Read up. Here's the short form.
08:01 <@rjbs> in the mid-80s, Al Gore's wife, and other women of that group, were pushing to get the government to label obscene music
08:02 <@rjbs> (and to get stores to then not carry such music)
08:02 < solios_> http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/denver.htm # I was wrong. ALL HAIL GOOGLE.
08:02 <@rjbs> a bunch of people got together to fight this, including Frank Zappa, a big leader in the movement
08:02 < solios_> Zappa++
08:02 <@rjbs> most of the people testifying were rockers who the senate was not hot to trust.
08:02 <@rjbs> they were not "normals" and were hostile
08:02 <@rjbs> John Denver is supposed to show up, and finally does, basically on the last day, late.
08:03 < solios_> O_o
08:03 <@rjbs> <senator> Mister Denver, before you start, let me just say that I love your music, and if more musicians were like you, we wouldn't need this hearing.
08:03 <@rjbs> <denver> Thanks. I think this whole censorship thing is well-intentioned, but it goes a little far.
08:03 <@rjbs> <senator> Well, but...
08:03 <@rjbs> <denver> I mean, isn't that how the Nazis got started?
08:03 <@rjbs> <senator> Uh... uh...
08:03 < solios_> !
08:04 <@rjbs> <denver> Some people thought my song Rocky Mountain High was about marijuana, but it wasn't. They just hadn't experienced the love of life you get in the Rocky Mountains. If we prevent people from knowing that kind of feeling, next we'll be burning books and repealing the first amendment.
08:04 <@rjbs> <Senator> HOLY SHIT UH... What if we promise not to pass this law right now?
08:04 <@rjbs> <denver> Works for me.
08:04 <@rjbs> <senator> Done!
08:05 < vai> sounds like you need more denvers.


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2004.10.10
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Salaried


23:37 <@bda> Breaking shit is awesome.
23:37 <@bda> I ripped out most of the server room.
23:41 <@bda> Son of a whore. The MX is throwing drive errors.
23:41 <@bda> It's always something around here.
23:49 <@bda> Turned the box off.
23:49 <@bda> Moved it four feet to another rack.
23:49 <@bda> Turned it on.
23:49 <@bda> hda3 says "Fuck you, jigga, I sad now."
23:49 <@bda> That's just /usr though, so I don't really care.
23:49 <@bda> Just annoying.
23:50 < solios> :|


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2004.10.09
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Bees


09:47 < vai> memory read error
09:48 < vai> so how badly is sat. sucking elsewhere?
09:48 * vai has managed so far to arise, argue and then lose.
09:48 <@ejp> just begun here.
09:48 < solios_> I had a really fucking horrible nightmare.
09:48 * ejp doesn't dream
09:48 < solios_> it was like 28 days later.
09:49 < vai> ejp: don't start that again.
09:49 < solios_> only the bees weren't berserkers.
09:49 < solios_> they were just... insistant.
09:49 < solios_> and horny.
09:49 < solios_> I had lots of guns, but they kept disappearing. :|
09:49 < vai> X|
09:49 < solios_> oddly enough, there wasn't any shooting.
09:49 < vai> dude. you have imbalances or something.
09:50 <@ejp> mostly he's crazy.


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2004.10.08
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Two Ton Heavy Thing


22:50 <+ejp> solios: fuck you
22:51 <+ejp> solios: you're contagious, you know that?
22:51 <@solios> O_o
22:51 <@solios> you spend the night blasting 80s and misspelling commonly used verbs and nouns?
22:51 <@solios> (also, duh. :|)
22:52 <+ejp> I had a simple little idea for a space opera thinger to write, and walking home from feeding my brain goes *FROMP* and it expands into a hugeass thinger.
22:52 <@solios> Awesome.


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2004.10.07
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One of these things is not like the others.


08:39 < mdxi> so far, at this nanowrimo meeting, there's gonna be:
08:39 < mdxi> (1) me
08:39 < mdxi> (2) a Pern LARPer
08:39 < mdxi> (3) A semifurry highschooler
08:39 < solios_> asdfadfs
08:39 < vai> haha
08:39 < mdxi> (4) A collegiate cosplayer
08:39 < solios_> fagbot: doot for a pern larper
08:39 < fagbot> I GET CONFUSED BETWEEN THE CINGULAR WIRELESS LOGO AND BLOOD SPATTER
08:39 <@ejp> uh
08:39 < mdxi> someone is going to die
08:39 <@ejp> mdxi: One of these things is not like the others
08:40 * solios_ votes the Pern LARPer off the island.
08:40 < vai> mdxi: DON'T GO. THEY'LL EAT YOUR SOUL
08:40 < mdxi> i'm going, though very possibly just this once
08:40 < vai> (LARPing)-- #unless the weapons are real.
08:40 < solios_> heh.
08:40 < mdxi> vai: she's a PLAY BY EMAIL LARPER


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2004.10.05
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Antrim


21:25 < xeno> Mines don't kill Antrims, Antrims kill Antrims
21:25 < solios> the antrim cemetary is creeptastic.
21:26 < xeno> fuck yeah it is. :|
21:26 < solios> it's this big. -> .
21:26 < solios> and it goes back to like 1780.
21:26 < solios> and it's all swedish.
21:26 < xeno> it's fucking a lot bigger in the snownight
21:26 < xeno> ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE LOST
21:26 < solios> that's the Brigadoon effect.
21:26 < xeno> that sucked so much
21:26 < xeno> it was awesome


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2004.10.04
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Innuendo


20:45 <@ejp> people elsechan don't think I'm warped.
20:45 < solios> well, you're not.
20:46 < solios> you're pretty vanilla.
20:46 <@ejp> :<
20:46 < solios> I mean, compared to me.
20:46 < solios> I blow the curve.
20:46 < solios> :|
20:46 * mdxi giggles
20:46 < bda> You blow more than the curve, big boy.
20:46 < solios> shhh.
20:46 < solios> pull up your pants.
20:46 < bda> :|
20:46 < bda> :X


Craigslist


01:22 < solios> girls who use the personals scare me.
01:22 < solios> YOU'RE A GIRL.
01:22 < solios> YOU GO TO A COFFEE SHOP.
01:22 < solios> YOU SIT THERE.
01:22 < solios> YOU TELL THE UGLY BOYS TO FUCK OFF.
01:22 < solios> YOU GIVE THE PRETTY BOYS YOUR NUMBER.
01:22 < solios> THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.


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2004.10.03
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The Example


18:52 * rjbs thinks there's a REALLY nerdy joke to be made involving SYN and ANT and a three-way handshake.
18:52 < rjbs> let me know if you find it.
18:54 < solios> dude, that just sounds dirty.
18:54 < solios> and my code fu stopped right before arrays in GWBasic.
18:54 < rjbs> mdxi: hm. seems like there are supersections, too?
18:54 < solios> supersections++
18:54 < rjbs> solios: it's a networking joke.
18:54 < rjbs> solios: when you connect to a TCP socket (say, you want to make a web request) it goes like this:
18:54 < mdxi> DIM SOLIOS AS...
18:55 < mdxi> i can't remember how DIM worked now
18:55 < rjbs> SOLIOS: SYN!!!
18:55 < rjbs> SERVER: SYNACK!!!!
18:55 < rjbs> SOLIOS: ACK!!!
18:55 < rjbs> -connection starts-
18:55 < solios> O_o
18:55 < solios> SOLIOS: SYN!
18:55 < solios> SERVER: SYNACK!
18:55 < solios> SOLIOS: ACKTHBBT!
18:55 < solios> (bill the cat)++
18:55 < rjbs> solios: very interesting stuff. read TCP/IP Illustrated when you're bored.
18:56 < rjbs> mdxi: you had it
18:56 < solios> o_o
18:56 < rjbs> dim strSolios as String
18:56 < solios> fagbot: doot for three way handshakes
18:56 < fagbot> thank the good lord i'm COMPLETELY STONED
18:56 < mdxi> no, that's the new retarded DIM
18:56 < mdxi> i meant the old one that was just for declaring arrays
18:56 < rjbs> mdxi: lines that match /^\d/ seem to be supersections.
18:56 < mdxi> rjbs: yeah. i'm pretty sure i ended up just ignoring those in the importer
18:57 < rjbs> wouldn't that have just been DIM SOLIOS AS CHAR[10] or something? dunno.
18:57 < mdxi> i couldn't figure out how to effectively use them without a lot of extra work
18:57 < mdxi> and was looking to avoid extra work
18:57 < solios> you guys make me feel special.


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2004.10.01
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Uh huh huh huh. Woody.


20:52 < solios> man.
20:52 < solios> watching debian install is like watching golf.
20:53 <@bda> Boring and with few surprises?
20:53 < solios> yes.
20:53 < solios> I was going to compare it to watching porn, as both are boring as hell to watch and have a predictable climax, but hey. Golf fits.
20:54 <@ejp> ...
20:54 < solios> I _do_ like how I get to plug in some X variables and am then forced to wait fifteen minutes before I get to see if they work.
20:55 < solios> So that's sort of like a condom.
20:55 < solios> Only in this case, spurting is good.
20:55 <@ejp> ...


Doom3


20:37 < xeno> asdflksjadf
20:37 * xeno stabs solios
20:37 < xeno> REPEATEDLY
20:38 < xeno> Darkstar.
20:38 < solios> :D
20:38 < xeno> STAB.
20:38 * solios WINS.
20:38 < xeno> DIE
20:38 < solios> I like how it lands, then raises up twenty feet in the air and just stays there.
20:38 < solios> I think it's an homage.
20:38 < xeno> i didn't get that far
20:38 < solios> o_o
20:38 < xeno> tabbed out to stab you
20:38 < solios> awesome.
20:39 <@ejp> er, what the fuck are you two going on about?
20:39 < solios> the BEST MOVIE EVER.


Lain


< MadameOverdone> Lain: Goodnight, Navi
< MadameOverdone> Navi: Goodnight....LAIN
< MadameOverdone> Lain: o_0
< MadameOverdone> that's it, the whole thing


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2004.09.30
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iSync


11:58 <@pw> iSync vs Outlook! STEEL CAGE MATCH
11:59 <@pw> <Outlook> A program is trying to access your email addresses. Would you like me to fuck up the synchronisation attempt? [yes] [yes]
12:00 <@pw> <SonyEricssonCrappyWinSyncThing> Mein Leiben!
12:01 <@pw> <Outlook> Grar! None shall pass! Even if it's you and your phone!
12:01 <@pw> <iSync> All done.


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2004.09.29
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ASCII


10:42 <@rjbs> \n on the rhs means "NUL"
10:42 < solios> :O
10:42 < solios> so what's NULL, then? :|
10:42 <@rjbs> NUL or NULL?
10:42 <@rjbs> NUL is ASCII character zero.
10:42 < mdxi> NULL is SQL
10:42 <@rjbs> NULL is, among other things, SQL notation for "no defined value"
10:43 < mdxi> also, 0x00 (NUL) should not be confused with 0xFF ( ), which should not be confused with 0x20 (SPC).
10:44 < mdxi> also, irony, that thing inside the parens after 0xFF is 0x20
10:44 < mdxi> (convenience)
10:44 < mdxi> YAY ASCII
10:44 < mdxi> FUCK COMPUTERS
10:45 < mdxi> fagbot: ascii
10:45 < fagbot> i think ascii is embedded in UTF-8 though. i mean, it's the same in both, hexwise.
10:45 < mdxi> indeed it is
10:45 < mdxi> fagbot: ascii is also |<reply>At least it's not EBCDIC


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2004.09.28
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The End of the Internet


13:08 < Arbo> Boredom.
13:08 < Arbo> What good is the Internet if it can't entertain me at every possible moment?
13:09 < Arbo> The very-near cummulative knowledge of mankind exists just beyond the google search.
13:09 < Arbo> But it's boring now.
13:12 <@solios> you ran out too?
13:12 <@_Lasar> Heh.
13:13 <@_Lasar> I guess all of us have seen everything there is on the internet.
13:13 <@solios> well, everything of interest.
13:13 <@solios> I'm down to the creepy anthroporn that makes my balls hide behind my tonsils.
13:13 <@_Lasar> More than that, unfortunately.
13:13 <@solios> yes.
13:19 < xeno> solios: better than your balls hiding behind, you know, someone ELSE'S testicles.
13:19 < xeno> ...
13:19 < xeno> TONSILS TOO
13:23 <@solios> ...


PPAC : Power Slack

THUNDERCOCK


12:52 <@solios> THUNDERCOCK!
12:53 <+_Lasar> PPAC doesn't have a web site.
12:53 <+_Lasar> How can we be lazy about bringing out content if there's no site for it?
12:54 <@solios> because we are THAT. DAMNED. LAZY.
12:54 <@solios> PPAC++
12:54 <+_Lasar> PPAC: So lazy, it doesn't really exist.


The Ticker (soulseek)


02:38:17 [Zarathustra] that ticker.. needs to be updates.. someone fix it..
02:38:40 [=] It's hide ticker on room join
02:39:14 [=] Inu you still here I was looking for news ticker plugin for firefox earlier today you know any
02:39:14 [deadcityradio] the ticker needs an off switch.
02:39:17 [deadcityradio] :|
02:39:30 [deadcityradio] or I need to figure out how to use it to spam. :P
02:39:33 [Zarathustra] i dont see a setting anywhere in nicotine
02:39:46 [deadcityradio] see?
02:39:52 [deadcityradio] it's a FEEJUR
02:39:54 [InuYasha] i dont know of any,
02:40:08 [=] thing is you get used to ticker and its like... i dunno its like you smoke crack and walk around, every little white pebble looks like a rock of crack. That's what the ticker does to you.


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2004.09.27
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Sticky


22:47 < solios> fagbot: doot for the internet
22:47 < fagbot> I WAS GOING TO COMMIT SEPPUKU BUT I ACCIDENTALLY COMMITTED BUKKAKE


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2004.09.24
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VMS and Hippies


12:10 < mdxi> i am so serious. reading through the Pink Book, almost every page has a VMS "feature" which explains why something else sucks about DOS
12:10 < solios> mdxi: such as?
12:11 < mdxi> most obviously, / as an argument delineator
12:11 < mdxi> though in VMS it worked like this
12:11 < mdxi> COMMAND/ARG/ARG/ARG/ARG
12:12 * rjbs imagines the bastard VMSNIX: /usr/bin/ls\l\o:s
12:12 < mdxi> and \ wasn't the path separator, : was
12:12 < solios> er.
12:12 <@rjbs> that's why I said "VMSNIX"
12:12 < solios> so I'd rm/rf home:solios ?
12:14 < mdxi> no, you'd do something like ERASE/RECURSIVE/FORCE GRPWRK:FWOA1:PACK:HINDER
12:14 < mdxi> and then it would tell you that you can't do that


Lag


22:31 * peter farts a ripe real-ale fart at solios_
Day changed to 24 Sep 2004
09:57 <@solios_> eek.
09:57 <@esch> hah.
09:57 <@esch> ELEVEN AND A HALF HOURS LATER.
09:57 <@solios_> yeah, well.
09:57 <@solios_> the fart had to cross the ocean, yo.
09:58 <@esch> ...


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2004.09.23
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Farscape


00:22 <@ejp> ...
00:22 <@ejp> so I did that FS character quiz thing.
00:23 <@ejp> Apparently I'm Pilot
00:27 < solios> :D
00:27 < solios> And I'm Aeryn.
00:27 < solios> Go figure.
00:27 <@ejp> it fits.
00:27 < solios> me? or you?
00:27 <@ejp> both
00:28 < solios> :o
00:28 < solios> WE UNIFY PORN
00:28 < solios> so you have four arms and no legs?
00:29 <@ejp> I can multitask out my ass. you, well, kill shit.
00:29 < solios> AND I deny my sexuality.
00:29 <@ejp> yes
00:31 < solios> At least I don't get ripped in half in a Vin Diesel vehicle.


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2004.09.22
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Laurii


15:32 <@bda> )*@#$%LKSDJFL:KJ
15:33 <@ejp> ...
15:34 * ejp make a note, never date a girl named Laura.
15:34 <@bda> Oh man.
15:34 <@bda> Sounds so familiar.
15:34 < solios> bda did that so we don't have to.
15:34 < solios> HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM MAN.
15:34 < solios> bda: <3
15:34 <@ejp> s/one/ALL OF THEM/
15:35 < solios> :|
15:36 <@bda> :D


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2004.09.20
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Log Analysis


22:01 < john> anyone here use webalizer and it's internal dns resolver?
22:01 < solios> anyone here install webalizer and get it to work?
22:01 <@ejp> nope, I use(d) analog.
22:01 < solios> I apted it and it's all :P
22:02 < solios> oh, wait.
22:02 < solios> it's working now.
22:02 < solios> sweet.
22:02 < solios> silly conr.
22:02 < solios> CRON even.
22:02 < solios> ldfk;gjklsdfgj
22:02 < solios> >:|
22:02 < solios> I can't believe this shit.
22:03 < solios> gravicon.deadcityradio.org has gotten more hits in two days than ATC has all fucking month.
22:03 < solios> :<
22:03 <@ejp> bahaha
22:03 <@ejp> people are fuckin scary man.
22:04 < solios> you have any idea how DEPRESSING that is?
22:04 <@ejp> I'm surprised you didn't expect it.
22:04 < solios> I GAVE THE LINK TO TWO PEOPLE.


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2004.09.19
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Gridlock


13:21 <@solios_> fagbot: doot for my pipe
13:21 <@fagbot> christless cupertino fuck box
13:21 <@solios_> !!!
13:21 <@solios_> well, it IS a mac...
13:25 <+_Lasar> :)
13:25 <+_Lasar> Is there a Jesus painted on the side?
13:26 <+_Lasar> I thought so.
13:26 <@solios_> no.
13:26 <@solios_> it's christless.
13:26 <+_Lasar> It's also a box.
13:26 <+_Lasar> So we've yet to explain the fuck.
13:26 <@solios_> it has a slot.
13:26 <+_Lasar> WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?!?!?
13:26 <@solios_> :|


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2004.09.17
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Serial Number


12:53 <@bda> The serial number on the box and what OS X Server's setup is asking for don't match.
12:53 < solios> er.
12:53 < solios> that blows.
12:53 < solios> phone it in.
12:54 <@bda> The format is a-111-bbb-222-ccc-333-ddd-444-eee-555-f.
12:54 < solios> yes.
12:54 * solios is, unfortunately, all too familiar with apple server keys.
12:54 <@bda> And uh. The serial number on the box is: aa11111aaa1.
12:54 <@bda> wrt alpha/nums.
12:54 < solios> erm.
12:54 < solios> wait.
12:54 < solios> "on the box."
12:54 <@bda> On the machine itself.
12:54 < solios> that's the machine serial.
12:54 <@ejp> that's the machine serial
12:54 <@bda> Oh, it wants..
12:54 < solios> that is not the OS key.
12:54 <@bda> Yeah.
12:54 <@bda> >_<
12:55 <@bda> :D
12:55 * solios falls over.
12:55 <@ejp> solios: we need to not do that again.


Music


00:38 <+_Lasar> Your collection rules.
00:38 <+_Lasar> The listing is like RAAR INDUSTRIAL NOISE BOOM PetShopBoys COCKFUCKERS UNITED RROOOOAR!


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2004.09.16
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Irkland : Population Five


14:39 <+_Lasar> We should all meet up in some obscure corner of Europe and form our own country.
14:40 <+_Lasar> irkland.
14:40 <@solios> SEALAND
14:40 <+_Lasar> Yeah, like that.
14:40 <@xeno> !
14:40 <@xeno> yes!
14:40 <@solios> :D
14:40 <@xeno> and we could be SEAMEN!
14:40 * xeno slaps solios
14:40 <+_Lasar> ...
14:40 <+xenia> ...
14:40 <+xenia> Haha
14:40 * xenia falls over.


Today in History


14:17 < solios> the first car bombing in history was today. 1920.
14:17 <@john> "Car bomber given shittiest possible cara" --Onion
14:18 < xeno> Mayflower left england today. 1620.
14:18 < xeno> coincidence? I THINK NOT
14:18 < solios> Sep 16 1999
14:18 < solios> Disney Infoseek executive Patrick Naughton travels to the Santa Monica pier to meet a 13-year-old girl he was attempting to seduce via an Internet chatroom called "dad&daughtersex." The girl was actually an undercover cop. Disney fires Naughton almost immediately after the news breaks; the executive later pleads guilty to the charge of crossing state lines to have sex with a minor.
14:19 * xeno slaps Disney
14:19 * solios blames the mayflower.
14:19 < xeno> whatever happened to entrapment being illegal?
14:19 < solios> it _is_ illegal.
14:19 < solios> if you ask they have to tell you.
14:19 < solios> IF you ask.


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2004.09.14
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We Unify Porn


14:33 < mdxi> "In addition to the default Screename Services supported by iTrick 2.0, this version includes hard coded support for: Adam4Adam, Bear.net, Bear411, BearForest, BearMen, BiggerCity, BigMuscleBears, BoysNetwork, CruiseTool, Gaydar Intl, ICUII, ManHunt, Men4Now, MyGaydar, ResourcesForBears, Squirt.org, and WorldLeatherMen."
14:33 < mdxi> THE GAYS ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERWEB
14:33 < mdxi> THEY'RE IN IT WITH THE MARTIANS
14:33 < solios> THEY'RE BUILDING FANSITES FOR GAY MARTIANS
14:34 < mdxi> "This version automatically includes the following services: AOL/AIM, BarebackCity, BarebackSex, CruisingForSex, Gay.com, GayWired, ICQ, IRC, M4M4Sex, Men4SexNow, MSN, PlanetOut, Sex4HotMen, Yahoo"
14:34 <@ejp> also "Gaydar Internatioal". hehe
14:35 <@ejp> so, 1/3 of the internet is gay sex.
14:35 <@ejp> 1/3 is other porn.
14:35 <@ejp> and the remaing 1/3 is blogs.
14:35 <@ejp> that's sad.
14:35 <@john> /porn
14:36 <@john> ie, livejournal
14:36 <@ejp> and ~. is the Nexus.
14:38 < mdxi> what, haircare products?
14:38 < mdxi> that's right back to gay
14:38 <@ejp> we unify porn, gay porn, and blogs.
14:41 < mdxi> i think that can be shortened to just "We Unify Porn" without losing much
14:41 <@ejp> probably.
14:41 < mdxi> Best Mission Statement Ever
14:42 <@ejp> yes


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2004.09.12
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Waffles


18:00 * solios contemplates pancakes.
18:01 <@ejp> waffles.
18:01 < solios> no.
18:01 < xeno> O_O
18:01 <@ejp> WAFFLES!
18:01 < solios> the diner waffle iron broke four years ago.
18:01 < solios> they haven't fucking fixed it yet.
18:01 < xeno> ...
18:01 < solios> so, pancakes.
18:01 <@ejp> this is not a polite suggestion.
18:01 < solios> fagbot: karma pancakes
18:01 < fagbot> pancakes has karma of 14
18:01 < solios> fagbot: karma waffles
18:01 < fagbot> waffles has karma of 22
18:01 < xeno> see?
18:01 < solios> WELL THEN.
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 <@ejp> waffles++
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 <@ejp> waffles++
18:01 <@ejp> waffles++
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 < xeno> karma whore
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 <@ejp> waffles++
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 < xeno> KARMA WAR
18:01 < solios> pancakes++
18:01 <@ejp> fagbot: ignore solios
18:01 < fagbot> ejp: O_o
18:02 < xeno> ha.
18:02 < solios> o_O
18:02 <@ejp> I have been betrayed. :(
18:02 < xeno> i can type faster than both of you fucking put together. I'll negative karma both pancakes /and/ waffles into oblivion.
18:02 < solios> fagbot: pancakes?
18:02 < fagbot> i think pancakes is the better part of valor.
18:02 < xeno> waffles?
18:02 < fagbot> waffles are good.
18:03 <@ejp> don't make me use my super powers to enforce waffle superiority.
18:03 < solios> fagbot: karma boobs
18:03 < fagbot> boobs has karma of 48
18:03 < solios> CASE CLOSED.
18:03 <@ejp> I can't go buy boobs 24/7.
18:04 < solios> Move to nevada.


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2004.09.11
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Baseball

16:29 < esch> I'm missing baseball.
16:29 < esch> This is unacceptable.
16:37 <@solios> dweeb.
16:42 < esch> THIS HAS BEEN RECTIFIED.
16:49 <@solios> k.
16:53 <@solios> heh.
16:59 < xeno> fag.
17:00 < xeno> baseball == watching grass grow
17:01 < esch> You obviously know nothing about watching baseball.
17:08 <@solios> you've obviously never been to a Pirates game.
17:15 < esch> I hate their hats.
17:19 <@solios> yeah, well.
17:19 <@solios> I hate their fans.
17:20 < esch> You hate everything.
17:20 < esch> You need a nap.


Shitting on Postscript.

04:09:35 [qowoox] what is an m4a file?
04:12:07 [koffiekoek] a rifle target in postscript


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2004.09.10
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The Young Man And The crh.noaa.gov


14:20 <@ejp> latest.gif
14:20 <@ejp> :|
14:29 < solios> ejp: that coming or going?
14:29 <@ejp> coming.
14:29 <@ejp> all storms come from the water.
14:30 < solios> :O
14:40 < mdxi> "All storms come from the water," he said as he stared at the radar image and then out to the sea and then back at the image of glowing on his screen, the glowing phosphors a poor substitute for the roaring storms he saw in his mind. He knew the storms, they came season after season, and there was nothing man nor God could do about it. The storms would come, and all storms come from the water. Then he fed a small gerbil to a snake.
14:40 < mdxi> -- Ernest Hemingpree


I'm working at my job, I'm so happy.

12:29 <@rjbs> booting with raid.i doesn't seem to help.
12:30 * rjbs will try scsi.i next
12:30 <@rjbs> I just don't want to fucking learn this.
12:30 <@rjbs> This is not my job.
12:31 <@bda> I. Hate. Computers.
12:31 <@bda> raid.i?
12:31 <@bda> What?
12:31 < solios> I'm an artist, not a fucking sysadmin.
12:31 <@bda> What are you trying to do?
12:31 * solios kicks apache.
12:31 <@bda> Is it a hardware RAID or a software RAID?


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2004.09.03
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Pisspowerasschrist


21:30 < esch> Why do girls need to listen to the same music?
21:31 <@ejp> ...
21:31 < solios> it's a good indication of thought process or personality.
21:31 < esch> I disagree completely.
21:31 < solios> for example, "lenny kravitz" rings up as "shallow pothead" in my book.
21:31 <@ejp> it's also hard to stand a girl when she's always blaring pop shit or something.
21:31 < solios> yeah.
21:32 < solios> totally.
21:32 < solios> but if it's obscure shit nobody ever heard of- which is all I listen to- then it's grounds for a conversation.
21:32 < esch> I don't think Cinnamon and I have one common musical interest, but we get along swimmingly.
21:32 * Drusilla cranks up the britney spears
21:32 < esch> Oh, I get it.
21:32 * solios flogs Drusilla with Belinda Carlsisle
21:32 <@ejp> esch: didn't she, uh, leave you?
21:32 < esch> It's easier to limit yourself to the seven people that listen to Pisspowerasschrist, so that you don't have to bother with being rejected.
21:33 < esch> ejp: No. I left her.
21:33 < esch> And FYI, I spent most of tonight with her.
21:33 <@ejp> o_O
21:33 < solios> !!!
21:33 < solios> PISSPOWERASSCHRIST
21:33 <@ejp> solios: esch's meatmeats are broken.
21:33 < Drusilla> ...solios, you okay?
21:33 < solios> ejp: esch rocks.
21:33 < solios> PISSPOWERASSCHRIST


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2004.08.30
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Pain


12:30 < mdxi> OW FUCK GRAAGH
12:30 < mdxi> eyes tearing
12:31 < mdxi> i hate it when boogers are stuck to nosehair


Meat Popsicle


10:57 <@ejp> you know what would be fun? remolding a whole bag of popsicles into penis shapes and putting them back in the store.
10:58 < y0shi> your definition of fun is interesting
10:58 < solios> how Clockwork Orange.
10:59 < y0shi> my definition: a party, a good video game, a nice motorcyle ride. you: subversive pop-ice
10:59 <@ejp> your point
10:59 <@ejp> ?
11:00 < y0shi> you: fucked up
11:00 -!- y0shi is now known as y0shiMeeting
11:00 <@ejp> :<
11:00 < solios> :D
11:00 <@ejp> heh, you could make the double ones vaginas.
11:01 < mdxi> fagbot: doot for vulvapop
11:01 < fagbot> Being a person of the arts HONK HONK HONK WHOOOOP WHOOOP WHOOP
11:02 <@ejp> how many licks does it takes to eat one?
11:03 < mdxi> left cooter flap flavored ice cream
11:03 <@ejp> flavoring is hard.


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2004.08.26
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Truth (sexuality::distorted)


20:17 < solios> Also, there's a good chance I'm bisexual.
20:17 <@bda> Clinton on Daily Show.
20:17 < mdxi> ejp: she's got potential
20:17 < solios> bda: :o
20:17 < solios> heh.
20:17 <@ejp> solios: duh.
20:17 < solios> fagbot: doot for my brain spewing out plot for a trannie love story.
20:17 <@fagbot> You, greaser. Show me your pep.
20:17 < solios> ejp: O_o
20:18 < mdxi> oh jesus. i didn't see those goddamned earrings.
20:18 <@bda> Jon Stewart is good.
20:19 < solios> yeah.
20:19 < mdxi> don't look like she ever really cleans up. oh well. welcome to the pile of disposable girlflesh, sweetie!
20:20 < mdxi> oh dear. firetruck-red lipstick. NO.
20:21 <@ejp> yeek!
20:21 <@ejp> that series is scary.
20:22 < mdxi> heh. i went no further.
20:22 < solios> :|
20:22 <@bda> You know what's scarier? solios saying he likes cock and no one even dooting it.
20:22 <@ejp> ack, body paint.
20:22 < Drusilla> everyone likes cock
20:22 * ejp closes
20:22 < mdxi> he didn't *actually* say that
20:22 <@ejp> for the record, I do not like cock.
20:22 * bda is afraid of cock.
20:23 * solios doesn't do dick.
20:23 <@ejp> bda: yes, but you're afraid of girlparts too
20:23 <@bda> How can you be bi and not like cock?
20:23 < solios> my sex life isn't even my business.
20:23 < mdxi> he's platonically bi?
20:23 < solios> romance isn't genderr specific.
20:23 < solios> dateable guys don't exist.
20:24 < Drusilla> 'cos they have cocks?
20:24 < solios> nor do dateable girls.
20:24 < mdxi> warning: don't try to actually resolve that sentence for meaning
20:24 <@ejp> mdxi: of course he is. he's in here all the time.
20:24 < Drusilla> mdxi: TOO FUCKING LATE.


4-H Camp

Another blast from the past:

15:09 <@solios> toilets++
15:09 <@solios> except the ones at Camp Brule.
15:09 <@solios> >_<
15:13 <@xeno> they were latrines
15:13 <@xeno> latrines == a hole that you poop in
15:13 <@solios> :|
15:13 <@solios> fagbot: doot for Camp Brule
15:13 <@fagbot> fancy RAVER BIG PANTS FUCKFACE HIGHSCHOOL COCKSUCKING GANGBANGER HIP-HOP NEO-NAZI PANSY HILLBILLY FOREIGNERS
15:14 <@solios> fagbot: botsnack
15:14 <@fagbot> :)
15:14 <@xeno> O_O
15:14 <@solios> he so totally nailed it.
15:14 <@xeno> fagbot: doot for latrines
15:14 <@fagbot> I AM SWEDISH AND DROWNING AND ASKING FOR HJALP!! JA JA IN DER TOILET
15:14 * xeno falls over
15:14 <@solios> a;slkdf/


Pants


08:52 < solios> THERE ARE PANTS
08:52 < solios> ON MY DESK
08:52 <@rjbs> > TAKE PANTS
08:53 <@ejp> solios: are they yours?
08:53 < solios> they are now.
08:54 < solios> 34x34 black.
08:54 < solios> courtesy of my supervisor.
08:54 < mdxi> o_O


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2004.08.25
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Star Trek


< xeno> < scifi> Stargate: Atlantis blah blah blah Colm Meaney blah blah blah
< xeno> < xeno> :o
< xeno> < mrsxeno> Look, it's Scotty!
< xeno> < xeno> ...
< xeno> < mrsxeno> er... it's someone, at least


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2004.08.20
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Vogon Angst


< mdxi> here is my impression of dru's voicemail:
< mdxi> I CRAVE THE DARK EMBRACE OF DEATH
< mdxi> SKIN LIKE CHILLED SATIN DRAWS MY BLOODHEAT
< mdxi> I TOUCH HER LIPS I AN NO MORE
< mdxi> FORGOT TO COMMENT MY JAVA ASSIGNMENT AGAIN
< mdxi> ~fin~


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2004.08.17
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perversion


< xeno> dan's going to send the men in the white coats after me
< kelly> right after they come for HIM
< kelly> because he DRAWS things
< kelly> on PURPOSE


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2004.08.16
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Deadpan


13:05 < ejp> anyone know if it's 802.11 or Something Else that's sending all these "HEARTBEAT" packets?
13:06 < mdxi> oh, that's Chevrolet


Influence


08:15 <xeno_zzz> Eraserhead completed
08:15 -!- Irssi: xeno_zzz is now known as xeno
09:19 <solios> Eraserhead++
09:21 <xeno> i've not seen it
09:21 <xeno> probably won't either
09:21 <xeno> at least, not for a bit
09:21 <xeno> have The Butterfly Effect to watch tonight
09:25 <solios> heh.
09:25 <solios> Eraserhead inspired Drone.
09:25 <solios> you've been Warned.
09:26 * xeno blinks
09:26 <solios> ?
09:27 <xeno> drone++
09:27 <solios> :o
09:27 <xeno> out of all the people i've shown it to, i'm the only one that has liked it
09:27 <xeno> everyone else started bleeding and screaming
09:27 <xeno> :D
09:27 <solios> :D


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2004.08.13
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Esch vs. Perl

Perl Wins, Fatality.

Apologies to esch for sending him to ~.; apologies to ~. for inflicting esch. Transcript courtesy of Xeno, as I was out renewing my acquaintance with alcoholism at the time.


[22.46.38] * esch figures.
[22.47.57] <mdxi> ye gods. what new gayness is this?
[22.48.12] <@ejp> an esch.
[22.48.18] * esch nods.
[22.48.41] <@ejp> it tastes vaugly like glue paste. but more tart.
[22.51.37] <mdxi> i don't want to know
[23.10.31] <esch> perl isn't really that much different from php.
[23.14.14] <mdxi> ops. OPS.
[23.14.18] <@ejp> yes it is.
[23.14.25] <mdxi> GIVE ME OPS GODDAMMIT
[23.14.35] <esch> for ($i = 1; $i <= 10; $i++) {
[23.14.35] <esch> print "$i ";
[23.14.43] <mdxi> that's not perl. that's C.
[23.14.44] <mdxi> OPS
[23.14.50] <esch> No, that's perl.
[23.14.54] ChanServ sets mode: +o mdxi
[23.15.00] <esch> But why does it print "1"?
[23.15.07] <@ejp> ...
[23.15.12] <@ejp> because you told it to.
[23.15.14] <esch> Doesn't the increment come before the print?
[23.15.15] mdxi sets mode: +b *!*Every@*.mn.client2.attbi.com


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2004.08.12
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Grep


13:20 < esch> can you do an OR with grep?
13:21 -!- solios changed the topic of #dotnet to: < esch> can you do an OR with grep?
13:22 < esch> ?
13:29 <@solios> 13:23 < mdxi> you can do an OR in a regex
13:29 <@solios> 13:23 < mdxi> so yes. but not explicitly via a argument or anything
13:29 <@solios> 13:24 < rjbs> you could always cat two greps and pipe to uniq. but that would be stupid.
13:29 < esch> fuck.


We don't serve your kind here.


11:29 < xeno> what is modest mouse?
11:29 < vai> !dangermouse
11:29 < solios> suck.
11:30 < solios> you look up "ass-sucking amounts of SUCK" in the dictionary, you'll find their discography. Emo shits love them the way metalheads love Metallica.
11:30 < mdxi> a band. from the PDX.
11:30 < vai> ew.
11:30 < mdxi> who have this one half-decent song, which is only worthwhile because of the guitar tone
11:30 < xeno> er
11:30 < mdxi> (i thought it was a flute the first time i heard it)
11:30 < xeno> what's emo?
11:30 <@fagbot> emo is whining to a beat.
11:30 < xeno> k.
11:30 < mdxi> fagbot++


IE


09:23 <xeno> gods
09:23 <xeno> i opened it in ie
09:23 <xeno> IT SUCKS IN IE
09:23 <xeno> freaking blue borders around the icons in /loc/
09:24 <xeno> also,
09:24 <xeno> < ie> Internet Explorer is not currently your default browser. Would you like to set Internet Explorer as the default browser? O yes O no O never ask me this again
09:24 <xeno> i mark never ask me this again
09:24 <xeno> EVERY FUCKING TIME.
09:25 <solios> yeah, I need to do something about that.
09:25 <solios> (the css)
09:26 <xeno> no, everyone /else/ needs to do something about that
09:26 <xeno> STOP USING IE ASSHOLES
09:27 <xeno> :D


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2004.08.11
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c0ck


23:14 * ejp wonders who turned up the fag level
23:14 * solios smacks xeno with a walrus pubic bone.
23:14 < xeno> :o
23:14 < solios> THREE FEET OF SOLID CALCIUM, BIOTCH.
23:15 < xeno> (walrus penii)++
23:15 < solios> fuckin' a.
23:15 < solios> they've inspired a lot of wangbaby pr0n none of y'all are ever gonna see.
23:15 < xeno> thus proving Nietschze wrong.
23:15 < solios> ?
23:16 < xeno> If God were truly dead, we'd have seen it.
23:16 < xeno> :|


pr0n


22:38 < xeno> http://mercury.mirrorshades.org/loc/000260.php
22:40 < xeno> heh
22:40 * xeno expects a noise violation any minute
22:40 < solios> I'll bet your mom found that one.
22:40 < xeno> heh
22:40 < xeno> probably
22:40 < xeno> :
22:40 < xeno> ||
22:40 < xeno> if she mentions it, i'll just send her to /solios/db/ and say, "LOOK WHAT DAN DID."
22:41 < xeno> that'll distract her long enough for me to run and hide.
22:41 < solios> bd.
22:41 < solios> fewl.
22:41 < solios> short fot Body Design.
22:41 < xeno> short for Bowel Disruption more like.
22:41 < xeno> Body Design.
22:41 < xeno> wtf.
22:42 <@ejp> silly inefficent humans.
22:42 * xeno stabs ejp in the thorax.
22:42 < solios> dude.
22:42 * xeno sighs
22:42 < solios> next time I visit I'll swap out your pr0n for my pr0n.
22:42 < xeno> NO.
22:42 < solios> when you're not paying attention.
22:42 < xeno> we'll both get arrested :|


Breaking the Harble


21:39 < mdxi> she's a perfectly reasonable looking brunette
21:39 < solios> yes.
21:39 < solios> also, lactating.
21:39 < solios> BONUS
21:39 < bda> "Sillies! How am I going to make any annoying a;lksdfja
21:39 < bda> WTF
21:40 < solios> PWNED
21:40 < bda> las;jf
21:40 * mdxi ROFLs at the nutcracker
21:40 < bda> solios->die();
21:40 < bda> mdxi: Note the mouth.
21:40 < bda> solios++
21:40 < ejp> solios: dude, you broke the harble.
21:40 < ejp> solios++


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2004.08.10
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SAB


11:36 < rjbs> SAB redesign?
11:36 < solios> yeah.
11:36 < rjbs> Man, it's been months since the last one. :)
11:36 < solios> heh.
11:36 < solios> well, I'm cleaning it up.
11:36 < solios> getting rid of cruft.
11:36 < solios> etc.
11:37 < solios> probably adding in comments.
11:43 < y0shi> SAB? Somthing About Buttsex?
11:44 < ejp> yes.
11:45 < rjbs> basically, anyway :D
11:46 < solios> :|


Tourism


10:12 -!- mdxi changed the topic of #tildedot to: "There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness"
10:13 < y0shi> at least the roads don't lead to Rome
10:14 < y0shi> now that Rome doesn't have Christians vs Lions, there's no reason to go.


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Muscle and Hate (/away)


<xeno> the red phosphorus--about .25 to .33 (1/4-1/3, genius) of a stick will
<xeno> do, be sure you grind this up GENTLY but thoroughly--to the "nap""palm"
<xeno> mixture you just made. Next, mix the water (boiling) w/ the gelatin
<xeno> thoroughly and make sure it sits long enough for you to be able to
<xeno> comfortable put your finger in it, but not so long that it sets up. Mix
<xeno> this into the lighter fluid/Skin so Soft mixture made before (again,
<xeno> thoroughly) and allow to set up over 24hr period. Walla, you have real
<xeno> Napalm (this mixture is almost identical to the original mixed up by
<xeno> soldiers in the South Pacific during WW2 and used in the Tokyo
<xeno> firebombings).
<xeno> This can now be put into bottles and wicked (molotov style) and used
<xeno> quite effectively. The Naptha has a low ingnition point and will burn
<xeno> quickly, the red phosphorus will burn hot as hell (road flares melt and
<xeno> mark asphalt), the palmitate is an oil (so if water is used on the
<xeno> napalm flame, it will spread--like greek fire--instead of being put
<xeno> out) and the gelatine will give this mixture some consistantcy and
<xeno> cause it to "stick" (as in, "napalm sticks to kids"). Needless to say,
<xeno> making this shiat would likely be considered illegal and a terrorist
<xeno> act under the current republican inquistion; however, it is your duty
<xeno> as an American citizen (in the Constitution, look it up) to rebel
<xeno> (violently if necessary) against a tryanical government should one come
<xeno> to power in the United States (like the one we have now, should they
<xeno> for some reason suspend or rig--again--the elections and prevent us
<xeno> from voting them out). So I say mix a few batches, test them out and
<xeno> then you'll be ready.
<xeno> ex-USMC, recon
<xeno> asdfashdjf
<xeno> k.
<xeno> that didn't work so hot
<xeno> disregard that and here it is again


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2004.08.06
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iTunes


10:29 < solios> I'm FUCKING METAL.
10:29 < xeno> does it hurt?
10:29 < solios> only a little.
10:29 < solios> <- Beefcake : 4:06
10:29 < xeno> k.
10:29 < xeno> :)
10:29 < vai> a little what?
10:29 < xeno> beefcake++
10:29 < solios> crazy.
10:30 < vai> porkscone?
10:30 < xeno> I SHALL NOW PERFORM A FEAT OF MENTALISM
10:30 * ejp <-- VargTimmen
10:30 < xeno> THAT WASN'T IT
10:30 < vai> don't lie.
10:31 < xeno> I WILL MAKE THE NEXT CHOON SOLIOS'S ITUNES PLAY KILL HIM
10:31 < xeno> USING ONLY THE POWER OF MY MIND
10:31 < solios> O_o
10:31 < vai> Shampoo | We're in Trouble ought to do it.
10:32 < solios> 4:06 has 36 left.
10:33 < solios> then we'll See.
10:33 < solios> <- Red Elvises : Gypsy Heart
10:33 < xeno> :|
10:33 < solios> xeno: YOU LOSE


DOOM (Mayan Remix)


09:59 < vai> in the early 90's i know they had about 20 subs with 12 silos with 4 icbms per, each icbm with about 72 idependantly targettable heads.
09:59 < vai> thats kinda overkill.
10:03 <@ejp> depends what you're after.
10:03 * ejp thinks it's just enough kill
10:04 < vai> that was enough to target most major european cities, and blanket the ussr.
10:04 < vai> no fucking need for that.
10:06 < vai> (nuclear winter)--
10:06 < vai> I'd rather have ragnarok thanks.
10:10 <@ejp> k
10:11 < vai> mayans also predict doom for 2012.
10:11 < vai> duke 4 better hurry up.
10:14 < solios> :o
10:14 < solios> 2012.
10:14 < solios> I keep forgetting the year.
10:15 < solios> iirc, that's not Doom, that's when their calendar Stops.
10:15 < vai> yes. End of the last cycle.
10:15 < vai> no more world / time apparently.
10:15 < solios> also, an election year.
10:15 < solios> YOU DO THE MATH


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2004.08.05
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HAM


13:17 * ejp sprays john in LiquiHAM
13:18 <@solios> ew.
13:18 < john> (tm)
13:18 < john> LiquiHAM and all relevant logos are registered trademarks of LiquiHAM, Inc., LiquiHAM, NJ, USA
13:19 < john> fagbot, doot for liquiham town
13:19 < fagbot> okay...losing precious oxygen now
13:19 <@solios> fagbot: doot for New Jersey
13:19 < fagbot> WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FLUSHED THE TOILET AT THE SAME TIME
13:19 <@solios> fagbot: botsnack
13:19 < fagbot> :)
13:19 < john> WOW
13:19 <@solios> fagbot: be doctor weird
13:19 < fagbot> Behold! I give you... CORN!


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2004.08.04
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Issues


14:46 < solios> http://mercury.mirrorshades.org/viz/atc_v_2004_2.jpg
14:47 <@bda> Nice.
14:48 < solios> fix your issues? :D
14:48 <@bda> Which ones?
14:48 < solios> nav.
14:49 <@bda> Oh.
14:49 <@bda> Yeah.
14:49 <@bda> :D
14:49 < solios> :D
14:49 < solios> wait, there's _others_ ?
14:49 < solios> :<
14:50 <@bda> I thought you meant MY issues.
14:50 <@bda> Like life.
14:50 <@bda> Work.
14:50 <@bda> Lack of female.
14:50 <@bda> etc etc.
14:51 < solios> oh.
14:51 < solios> well, it might fix those.
14:51 <@bda> Dan, if your graphics skills could fix my lack of getting laid, I'd have found you a job doing graphic design 48 hours a day.
14:52 < solios> If my graphics skills could fix _my_ lack of getting laid, ATC would have been done, like, last year.
14:53 <@bda> Uh, but it does.
14:53 <@bda> You're just an idiot.
14:53 <@bda> :D
14:53 < solios> :D


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2004.08.03
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The Superstation


14:18 <@solios> (Ted Turner)++
14:21 < xeno_scotch> asdgfhalhf
14:21 < xeno_scotch> wtf
14:21 < xeno_scotch> dude
14:21 < xeno_scotch> he has sex with dogs
14:21 < xeno_scotch> i saw it on Family Guy


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2004.08.02
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Uncharted Territories Deathballs Uberherp


10:31 < bda> I WANT ALL UR BALLZ 2 DIE
10:32 < solios> o_o
10:32 < ejp> o_O
10:42 < rjbs> bda ate my balls
10:42 < solios> :|
10:43 < bda> With potatoes and onions.
10:44 < mdxi> AND A NICE CHIANTI *smacking noises*
10:44 < bda> Chiana?
10:44 < bda> I'd hit it.
10:45 < solios> you'd get the herp.
10:46 < ejp> I'd still hit it.


Siduri


10:32 < solios> actually. I'll probably be drawing some non-ATC boobs this week.
10:32 < solios> shit.
10:32 < solios> I forgot to ask Steve what irknetwork he's on.
10:32 < solios> :|
10:32 < solios> Steve++
10:33 < solios> Steve's going to Pensick or however it's spelled, which starts friday.
10:33 < solios> Steve, Sean, and some other people are Camp Haveabeer.
10:33 < xeno> let us hope they behead Kendrick
10:33 < solios> he wants me to draw up the camp deity, which is a babylonian wine goddess, historically depicted topless with TEH BEWBAYZ.
10:33 < solios> < steve> no udders.
10:33 < solios> < me> no problem.
10:33 < xeno> :D
10:33 < xeno> Steve++
10:34 < solios> Steve++


Mediabawx


10:13 < mdxi> HELLO FROM MY TV! I WELCOME YOU TO A NEW AGE OF POINTLESSNESS!
10:13 < solios> O_o
10:13 < solios> fagbot_jr: doot for mediabawx
10:13 < fagbot_jr> CAN YOU SPARE SOME GOLD BOND MEDICATED OINTMENT
10:13 < john> mdxi, heh
10:14 < mdxi> it's like having the world's most advanced Commodore64
10:15 < mdxi> LOAD "IRSSI",8,1
10:18 * rjbs records some New Wave music over mdxi's IRSSI tape
10:19 < mdxi> AAAAAAAIGH
10:19 < mdxi> IT TOOK ME 5 HOURS TO DOWNLOAD THAT FROM THE BBS~!]
10:19 * mdxi tells mom
10:23 < rjbs> <mom> I'm sure they'll play "irssi" again and you can record it then, honey.


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2004.08.01
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Discharge


14:22 <@ejp> macs are like girls. they don't have to make sense because they are TEH PRETTY
14:31 < Drusilla> ...
14:31 < Drusilla> ejp: you scare me
14:32 <@ejp> :D
14:47 < vai> beauty needs make no sense - cute just begets horniness, which begets _complete_ tolerance.
14:47 < vai> so ejp is in lust with the mac?
14:50 <@ejp> speak english much?
14:51 < vai> forsooth! ye hast mine self betrodden.
15:23 < mdxi> bleah
15:34 < Drusilla> bleah?
15:34 < mdxi> bleah.
15:35 < Drusilla> your eloquence astounds me
15:38 < mdxi> ...
15:38 < mdxi> boobies?
15:38 < fagbot> big time!


The Humanity


12:04 <@ejp> fagbot: doot for jolie
12:04 < fagbot> perhaps god is PUNISHING ME because i don't JERK OFF enough


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Sleeping it off


22:39 -!- You're now known as vokios
22:39 -!- You're now known as vodkios
22:39 -!- You're now known as solios
22:47 <@solios> woo.
Day changed to 30 Jul 2004
00:26 -!- You're now known as solios_prehangover
01:22 <@_Lasar> Woo?
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08:31 -!- xeno_zzz is now known as xeno
09:13 -!- You're now known as solios
09:15 <@solios> woo.


We don't need no thought control. (Drunken Sammich Remix)


YOU DON'T HAVE ASPBERGERS, YOU ARE A >>NERD<<
2:23 < solios_vodka> Drusilla: 2.99
22:23 < solios_vodka> also:
22:23 < solios_vodka> 1. Best topic EVER.
22:23 < solios_vodka> 2. I AM DRNK IT SUCKS.
22:23 < solios_vodka> 3. I AM REGISTERED TO VOTE THANK YOU MATT THE ANARCHIST.
22:23 <@ejp> o_O
22:23 < solios_vodka> 4. I. TALKED. TO. GIRLS.
22:24 < Drusilla> NO WAY.
22:24 < solios_vodka> 4.A. < political girl> SANTORUM IS THE DEVIL.
22:24 < Drusilla> real girls?
22:24 < solios_vodka> 4.B. < tara> I HATE CROWDS.
22:24 <@ejp> real girls are an illusion.
22:24 < solios_vodka> 4.C. < adrian> I'M 21!!!!1111
22:24 < mdxi> <frank style='volume: xx-quiet;'>clay! there are <i>girls</i> here!</frank>
22:25 < solios_vodka> $.D. < punk_girl_I_made_eye_contact_with_for.0005_seconds> Fuck Off.
22:25 < solios_vodka> mdxi++


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2004.07.29
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ALL GLORY TO THE TRANSEXUAL LIME


09:36 * solios checked the "save with extension" box in Photoshop.
09:36 < bda> Heh.
09:36 < bda> yeah, well, no one at DCI does that.
09:36 < solios> since that's the only application I really _use_, problem solved. :P
09:36 < solios> er.
09:36 < solios> they're all fuckwits, then.
09:36 < bda> When it comes to this stuff, yeah.
09:36 < solios> of course, I went to AIP.
09:36 < bda> They don't know any better.
09:36 < bda> They're Mac users.
09:37 < john> bda's got a girlfriend
09:37 < john> neener neener neener
09:37 < bda> I what?
09:37 < solios> where I had two classes a quarter in an NT4 lab and one class a quarter in a Mac lab.
09:37 < bda> john: ?!
09:37 < solios> heh.
09:37 < solios> bda: feed her to the transexual lime.
09:37 < bda> You people are broken.
09:37 * solios bops bda with a centronix cable.
09:38 < ejp> bda: your point?
09:41 * ejp kneels before the transexual lime
09:41 < bda> ...
09:42 < solios> ALL GLORY TO THE TRANSEXUAL LIME
09:44 < rjbs> I bet that goes well with hypervelocity sausage.
09:45 < bda> Heh.
09:45 < bda> wow.


Lovepipe


09:44 < solios> "We get our first glimpse this morning of the nine-minute biopic they'll formally unveil before John Kerry speaks tonight, yet another scripted image that Camp Kerry doles out to news-starved networks looking for love."
09:44 < solios> fagbot: doot for CNN's republican bias.
09:44 < fagbot> Conservativism is a political philosophy which has debatable strengths and weaknesses, whereas Republicans are amoral contemptible vermin who had best behave or get the hose.


All 31 Flavors of Wrong.

I haven't followed any of these links. I suggest you don't either.


00:02 < solios> ejp: fag have a dictionary?
00:02 < solios> fagbot_jr: define porn
00:02 < fagbot_jr> Dunno!
00:02 < ejp> he could.
00:02 < solios> :o
00:02 < ejp> actually...
00:03 < solios> uhoh.
00:03 < ejp> fagbot_jr: google for define:monkeys
00:03 < fagbot_jr> Google doesn't know about define:monkeys
00:03 < solios> fagbot_jr: google for your butt
00:03 < ejp> hrm.
00:03 < fagbot_jr> Google says your butt is http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm or http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/buttsmell-jpg.html or http://www.scholastic.com/titles/butt/game.htm
00:03 < solios> oh. my. god.
00:03 < solios> I can't click any of those.
00:03 < ejp> you have no one to blame but yourself.
00:03 < solios> fagbot_jr: google for eric's glory hole.
00:03 < fagbot_jr> Google says eric's glory hole. is http://www.cjfearnley.com/fuller-faq.ps
00:03 < ejp> !
00:04 < ejp> ONE hit? and it's a postscript file.
00:04 < solios> you should feel lucky.
00:04 < solios> fagbot_jr: google for dan's glory hole.
00:04 < fagbot_jr> Google says dan's glory hole. is http://www.anieros.com/petite-btranssexualime-fabric.html or http://www.cjfearnley.com/fuller-faq.ps
00:04 < solios> TRANSEXUAL LIME.
00:05 < ejp> whew, DNS failed
00:06 < solios> I'm so totally not looking.
00:07 < ejp> I tried. I'm powerless before the transexual lime.


Provigilios


22:36 < solios> "Precisely how Provigil works is unknown, even to its developers. According to some reports, common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, excitation, irritability, tremors, dizziness and headaches. It may also cause "gastrointestinal disturbances", including nausea and abdominal pain, and cardiovascular effects such as high blood pressure and palpitations."
22:36 < solios> dude, that's all the symptoms of ME.
22:36 < solios> awesome!
22:36 <@ejp> pill-form solios.
22:36 <@ejp> ph34r.


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2004.07.26
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drone 1.2


09:10 < bda> Is Drone 1.2 going to Make Sense?
09:10 < ejp> ...
09:11 * ejp smacks bda
09:11 < solios> ejp++
09:11 < solios> yes.
09:11 < bda> Shit, sorry.
09:11 < bda> solios.
09:11 < solios> sort of.
09:11 < bda> Forgot.
09:11 < bda> :D
09:11 < solios> it's a vignette.
09:11 < solios> Programmer and Pressman are doing laundry.
09:11 < bda> Is there going to be 45 seconds of SCREEEEEEEEEE?
09:11 < solios> all of the plot takes place in cyberspace.
09:11 < solios> hence all of the goddamned after effects work.
09:11 < solios> because without the overlays, it's Stupid.
09:11 < solios> :D
09:11 < solios> no.
09:11 < solios> I took a toilet flush, slowed it down to six minutes and layered it.
09:12 < solios> That's the audio track.
09:12 < solios> This one has dialogue.
09:12 < mdxi> fagbot: doot for cyberspace
09:12 < fagbot> I withdraw my bid, sir! You are a cad and a mountebank.
09:12 < solios> GITS:SAC-style, only without the annoying circular things.
09:12 < solios> d r o n e improved, really.
09:12 < solios> 1.2 is a test for 2.0.
09:12 < mdxi> i honestly have no idea wtf you're talking about
09:13 < mdxi> i mean, i understand all the words
09:13 < solios> bda: tell mdxi about drone.
09:13 < bda> "Ouch."


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2004.07.21
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Citation


10:07 <@bda> hal;jhsdl;hsdf
10:07 <@bda> The company that hosts email here.
10:07 <@bda> Hasn't been paid in three years.
10:07 <@bda> And just decided they want money.
10:07 <@bda> hahahahah
10:07 <@bda> People come back.
10:07 <@john> heh
10:07 <@bda> "Email is broken"
10:07 <@bda> "Yup."
10:08 < solios> er.
10:08 <@rjbs> bda: WOO
10:08 < solios> Three YEARS?
10:08 <@bda> YEARS
10:08 < solios> YEARS.
10:08 < solios> Awesome.


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2004.07.20
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ph34r my m@cfu


09:19 <@bda> So this machine has three boot volumes on it, okay?
09:19 <@bda> OS9, OS9 (recovered, broken) and OS X.
09:19 < solios> k
09:19 <@bda> It doesn't see the OS X volume any more.
09:19 < solios> awesome.
09:19 < solios> wait, it's a _volume_ ?
09:20 < solios> or it's sitting on there with an os 9 install?
09:20 <@bda> It's all on one drive.
09:20 <@bda> One partition.
09:20 < solios> O_o
09:20 <@bda> Even booting a Norton CD doesn't see the OS X install.
09:20 < solios> okay.
09:21 < solios> there a mach and a mach.sym on the root of the disk?
09:21 < solios> (you can see those in Classic)
09:21 * bda wakes the machine up.
09:21 <@bda> Yup. mach, mach.sym, mach_kernel.
09:21 < solios> hm.
09:22 < solios> this yours, or are you tasked with defucking?
09:22 < solios> are Users, Library, and System there?
09:22 <@bda> Yes.
09:22 < solios> (not System Folder, that's a given with 9)
09:22 < solios> hm.
09:22 < solios> the rest of the OS X filesystem is hidden from teh uzar.
09:22 < solios> boot X from cd?
09:23 <@bda> Gonna try that next.
09:23 <@bda> er
09:23 <@bda> Now it sees it.
09:23 <@bda> wtf
09:23 <@bda> Yay solios and his magickal wayz.
09:23 < solios> :)


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2004.07.17
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CAN!


00:28 <@ejp> here's a torrent of stage 12 of the tour de france
00:28 <@ejp> it's a gigabyte.


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2004.07.15
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Frankenstein : Cliff's Notes


08:42 < _Lasar> SHORT VERSION OF FRANKENSTEIN:
08:42 < _Lasar> <frankenstein> It lives!
08:42 < _Lasar> <monster> Ass.
08:43 < _Lasar> <monster> I suck. I keel j00!
08:43 < _Lasar> <frankenstein> You made my life miserable
08:43 < _Lasar> * monster kills
08:43 < _Lasar> THE END


Adium


22:12 < solios> holy shit.
22:12 < solios> the iChat Extended emoticons for adium have an emoticon for "Heh"
22:12 < solios> o_o
22:12 <@ejp> heh
22:14 < solios> also, there's a butt emoticon.
22:14 < solios> iChat style.
22:14 < solios> it's so fucking cool.
22:14 <@ejp> what triggers it?
22:14 < solios> (x)
22:15 <@ejp> that doesn't look like any butt I've seen.
22:15 < solios> look closer.
22:15 < solios> at the butts.
22:15 <@ejp> eh, mostly I sniff them.


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2004.07.10
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Infobots


20:47 <@bda> 23:47 < bda> Culture?
20:47 <@bda> 23:47 * purl reaches for her revolver.
20:47 <@bda> 23:47 < bda> !
20:47 <@bda> fagbot is so obsolete.
20:49 < solios> fagbot: culture?
20:50 < fagbot> solios: no idea
20:50 < solios> hm.
20:50 <@ejp> fagbot is also an infant compared to purl
20:50 < fagbot> okay, ejp.
20:51 < mdxi> purl is, basically, the SECOND infobot
20:51 < solios> fagbot: culture?
20:51 < fagbot> It's a dead world, and it's about that time to clear things here.
20:51 < solios> mdxi: second EVER?
20:51 <@ejp> yes
20:51 < mdxi> yes.
20:51 < solios> omg.
20:51 < mdxi> her retired brother, url, was the first
20:51 < solios> fag's way down on the totem, innit'e?
20:51 <@bda> Heh.
20:52 <@ejp> he also has WAY less people to feed off of.
20:52 <@bda> Fucking vampires.
20:52 < solios> how many infobots would fag have to retire to make, say... seventh generation?
20:52 < mdxi> and doesn't have the infobot devs maintaining him
20:52 < solios> indeed.
20:52 < solios> fagbot: doot for your scriptmeats
20:52 < fagbot> PARTY!!! LET'S GO LADIES!!! LET'S SEE THOSE TITTIES!!!
20:52 < solios> ...
20:52 <@bda> ...
20:52 <@bda> I hate you guys.


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2004.07.09
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Project BDA

10:20 < solios> July 08, 2004
10:20 < solios> Technology : Project BDA
10:20 < solios> Info on the [$thing] that [$person] is [$something].
10:20 < solios> Continue reading "Project BDA"
10:20 < solios> Posted by Chris Bodine at 02:09 PM | Comments (0)
10:20 < solios> ...
10:20 < solios> fagbot: doot for Project BDA
10:20 <@bda> wtf.
10:20 < fagbot> ISN'T THIS JUST A REGULAR ASS PARADE
10:20 <@bda> HEY

[$edit] : realized I'd posted something I probably shouldn't have. Or something. It's from the blog we use at Work to Keep Organized. :P Also! Mercury Blog Entry Three Hundred! :D

Here's to a whole buttload of irk logs.


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2004.07.06
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Voting


09:30 < vai> I don't know yer politics. and don't want to.
09:30 < vai> Which is pretty much the same as the rest of the us I think.
09:32 < solios> I think anyone outside of .us who's following .us politics is either laughing at us or deathly afraid that Herr Bush is going to get a second term.
09:32 < vai> not following. and both of the above.
09:33 <@rjbs> anyway, I'm sticking to my guns: Any One But Bush in 2004
09:33 < vai> thankyou.
09:34 < vai> what happens if everyone just spoils their vote?
09:34 <@rjbs> eh?
09:34 < solios> how do you mean?
09:34 < vai> You don't have spoilt votes?
09:34 < solios> ??
09:34 < solios> we do. It's called "The Electoral College"
09:35 < vai> you can mark everyone on your ballot. its a 'concientious objection'
09:35 < solios> O_O
09:35 < vai> or no-one. or something.
09:35 <@rjbs> it's called a "voting error" here and gets thrown out
09:35 < solios> neat.
09:35 < solios> yes.
09:35 < vai> !
09:35 <@rjbs> and it's not always possible.
09:35 < vai> that sucks.
09:35 <@rjbs> for example,
09:35 <@rjbs> most of the voting machines in PA are not capable of recording multiple votes
09:35 <@rjbs> and no vote is considered "no preference" I guess
09:35 < vai> it counts here as a 'fuck you all'
09:36 < solios> .za++
09:36 < vai> enough of them invalidate the election.
09:36 < vai> 15%+ I think.


Edwards


09:28 < solios> who the hell is John Edwards?
09:28 < vai> erk. 'psychic'
09:29 < vai> just a good people reader and finder of gullible folks.
09:29 < solios> !
09:29 < solios> [guardian.co.uk link]
09:29 <@john> vai, no
09:29 <@john> he's the VP candidate for Kerry
09:29 < solios> And democratic vice presidential candidate.
09:29 < solios> but he's also a PSYCHIC OMFG.
09:29 < solios> HE SEES DEAD PEOPLE.
09:29 < vai> oh. politics--
09:29 < solios> yes.
09:29 <@john> solios, he was the #2 contendor in the Dem Primaries
09:30 < solios> dude, he's a sucky psychic if he couldn't predict he wasn't going to win.
09:30 < solios> :|


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2004.07.05
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Infamy


23:54 <@bda> solios: I was going to spam at you about an idea for a story I had that would work best as a comic.
23:54 <@bda> But now I have to deal with this.
23:54 <@bda> FEEL LUCKY
23:54 <@bda> brb, swapping NICs.
23:54 < solios> :O
23:54 < solios> is it porn?
23:54 < solios> I wanna do porn. :|
23:54 < mdxi> PLz insert the disc containing "DECTAPE.DRV"
23:54 * solios has been itching to do a wangbaby comic for, like ,ever.
23:55 < solios> I so totally fear the repercussions (karmic and otherwise) that it's keeping me miles away from considering it.
23:55 < solios> wait.
23:55 < solios> fear's the wrong word.
23:55 < solios> can't predict / don't like the possibilities
23:56 < vai> pseudanonymise.
23:56 < solios> there's a Slight Problem with that.
23:56 < solios> it's easier to do with fiction.
23:56 < solios> I only have the one (bad, pseudo-anime) art style.
23:56 < solios> I can't, say, switch it up and draw realistic.
23:56 < vai> aww. c'mon.
23:56 < mdxi> WANGBABY'S HOT SUMMER SEXCAMP JIZZ PARTY
23:56 * xeno gives solios inspiration
23:56 < mdxi> By: Not Solios
23:57 < solios> ldsfjkghl\
23:57 < xeno> solios: put Zubler in it
23:57 < solios> omfgwtf
23:57 < solios> fldjkghfjkl
23:57 < solios> DEAR GODS WHAT THE SHIT
23:57 < solios> nnnnnnnmcv/,.nj;lg
23:57 * solios pounds his head on the keyboard

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2004.07.03
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Fruit


23:03 < ejp> speaking of smelling things, wtf are stores trying to pass off as fruit anymore?
23:03 <@bda> Rephrase that so it makes sense.
23:04 < solios> you mean that wax fruitshaped tofushit?
23:04 < ejp> yes
23:04 <@bda> Oh, that.
23:04 <@bda> Ryan ate some of that once. The orange kind.
23:04 < ejp> well, I mean how fruit doesn't smell like fruit.
23:04 < ejp> it's soft, but it doesn't *smell*
23:04 < solios> WAX
23:04 <@bda> Are you talking about real fruit or made-up fruit?
23:04 < ejp> real fruit.
23:04 < solios> they hose it down so it don't get cooties.
23:04 <@bda> huh.
23:04 < ejp> FROM TREES!
23:05 < solios> you mean FROM STORE! right?
23:05 * bda only ever eats oranges.
23:05 <@bda> And they smell like oranges.
23:05 < solios> cuz fruit FROM TREES! smells like fruit.
23:05 < ejp> it can look and feel like a peach. but if it doesn't SMELL LIKE A PEACH I ain't touching it.
23:05 < solios> I'm a pear man.
23:05 * bda pauses.
23:05 < solios> I like the smell.
23:05 < ejp> bda: that's because they have parmor.
23:05 < solios> and the texture.
23:05 < ejp> armor.
23:05 <@bda> Are we still talking about fruit?
23:05 < solios> and the taste is pretty good too.
23:05 < solios> yes.
23:05 < solios> YES WE ARE.
23:05 <@bda> k.


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2004.07.01
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2.99

23:14 < Drusilla> solios: 2.97
23:14 * ejp comments
23:14 < solios> Drusilla: 2.99
23:15 < mdxi> wtf are you two talking about?
23:15 <@ejp> mdxi: all the kids are doing it.
23:15 <@bda> Who fucking knows.
23:15 * ejp has no idea wtf it is.
23:16 < mdxi> "all the kids"?
23:16 < solios> mdxi: 2.98
23:16 < solios> being, in fact, LESS THAN THREE!!!!!!!!1111omfgwtflolz!
23:16 < mdxi> yes, i've noticed that 3 may be asymptotically approached, for very crappy valued of "asymptotically"
23:17 < solios> <3
23:17 < solios> Drusilla: dood we're m@d 1337.
23:17 < Drusilla> indeed, we are
23:17 < Drusilla> mdxi: solios and i are fags.
23:17 < mdxi> this is some kind of gay blog thing, isn't it
23:17 < Drusilla> no.
23:17 < Drusilla> solios and i are fags. is all.


Viking Fnords


22:52 < mdxi> vikings?
22:52 < fagbot> vikings are secretly ninjas. or minty.
22:53 < mdxi> i believe i'll go with "minty"
22:53 < solios> fagbot: vikings is also the gothiest of all.
22:53 < fagbot> OK, solios.
22:53 < solios> more black metal, really.
22:53 <@ejp> Mmm, minty vikings
22:54 < mdxi> if i were a viking i'd be minty
22:54 < solios> VIKING NINJAS
22:55 < mdxi> i'd be all "OI! GIMME THEM FUCKINJ MINT SKITTLES!"
22:55 < mdxi> *stab*
22:55 * solios fjords mdxi.
22:55 * Drusilla fnords mdxi
22:55 * mdxi fnords solios
22:55 < mdxi> jinx
22:56 < solios> YOU'RE NOT CLEARED FOR THAT
22:56 < mdxi> yave you even READ those books?
22:56 < Drusilla> it's a fnord-circle-jerk
22:56 < Drusilla> mdxi: me or him?
22:57 < solios> Ed read them.
22:57 < solios> so I got the good bits by watching him.
22:57 < Drusilla> that qualifies.


Totally Goth.

Picking up where Dru left off:


22:46 * mdxi cuts Xs in the backs of his hands
22:47 * mdxi weeps blood
22:47 < solios> stigmatagothfag.
22:47 < solios> <- goth, like the toaster.
22:48 < Drusilla> <-- gypsy goth!
22:48 <@ejp> <-- notgoth!
22:48 < solios> eek, the sexy kind.
22:48 < Drusilla> now with bandanna, tarot cards, and nomadic tendencies!
22:48 * solios gets the cattle prod.
22:48 < Drusilla> ...
22:48 < solios> <- rivethead.
22:49 < solios> got the spikes.
22:49 < Drusilla> WHAT THE FUCK, SIR?
22:49 < solios> and the milspec.
22:49 < solios> dood, if you got the Big Goth Boots, you got nothing to worry about.
22:49 <@panner> oh, great, I've got the only line in there that doesn't relate to the topic
22:49 < solios> them things got like two inches of rubber in 'em.
22:49 <@panner> (in the lj entry, that is)
22:49 < Drusilla> panner: that's good.
22:49 < Drusilla> really.
22:49 < solios> panner++
22:50 < solios> panner: I thought it was on topic.
22:50 < solios> :|
22:50 < solios> wangstruation is totally goth.
22:50 <@panner> it was in reference to that link bda (or whoever) posted
22:50 < solios> then it's proxygoth.
22:50 * solios lights the black candle.
22:50 <@panner> sweet!
22:50 < Drusilla> GOTH ENOUGH
22:50 < Drusilla> i'm still totally original.
22:51 < solios> LIKE OASIS?
22:52 < Drusilla> ...
22:52 < Drusilla> maybe i've killed my brain cells with the nail polish, but you keep confusing the hell out of me
22:52 < mdxi> i have only the handful(s) of good iadp boobs to comfort me
22:52 < Drusilla> OOH, "CLOSER."
22:52 < mdxi> also: VIKING
22:52 < Drusilla> THAT'S THE GOTHIEST OF ALL
22:52 < mdxi> vikings?
22:52 < fagbot> vikings are secretly ninjas. or minty.


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2004.06.30
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Network Weirdness


22:04 -!- xeno [~no@cloak-31811941.stcgpa.adelphia.net] has quit [Quit: <censored> adelphia]
22:04 <@bda> o_O
22:04 < solios> it's handy.
22:04 <@bda> Is that xeno gayness or ircd gayness?
22:04 < solios> er.
22:05 <@ejp> unreal
22:06 -!- Maark [~Maark@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com] has joined #~.
22:06 -!- Maark [~Maark@cloak-2819D15A.drizzle.com] has quit [Quit: Maark]
22:06 <@ejp> o_O
22:07 -!- homeliios [~solios@2705808C.FB666856.13E0F79B.IP] has joined #~.
22:07 < homeliios> what the FUCK is going ON?
22:07 <@bda> Lock screen with custom imagesLock screen with custom imagesLock screen with custom imagesLock screen with custom imagesLock screen with custom images"Lock aslkdjf;lkjasdf;lkj;lkj
22:07 * homeliios stares at his not-refreshing metaserver connction.
22:07 * homeliios blames his fucking slower than shit modem.
22:07 <@ejp> don't blame me.
22:07 <@bda> That was annoying.
22:07 < homeliios> what was?
22:07 <@bda> ligur lagged out for a minute.
22:07 < homeliios> :|
22:07 <@bda> It's happy now.
22:07 <@ejp> I'm sitting at 1.05 lag
22:07 -!- homeliios is now known as homelios
22:07 < homelios> heh.
22:07 <@bda> Burped east->west coast somewhere.


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2004.06.28
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Competence


14:54 <@bda> This guy that got canned today... he had everyone's passwd in an excel spreadsheet.
14:55 <@bda> wtf
14:55 <@bda> Just sitting on his workstation, which had the same passwd as half the network resources.
14:55 <@bda> It was awesome.
14:55 <@_Lasar> Haha.
14:57 < necKro23> yay for security!
14:58 <@bda> Somethin'.


Archetype


21:53 < solios> http://cortland.keenspace.com/d/20040618.html
21:53 < solios> O_o
21:55 <@ejp> well, you're not dark-haired.
21:56 < solios> am too.
21:56 < solios> it ain't light, that's for sure.
21:56 <@ejp> fagbot: 8ball is solios male?
21:56 * fagbot shakes the psychic black sphere...
21:56 < fagbot> It says 'Don't Count On It,' ejp
21:57 <@ejp> well, there you go.
21:57 < solios> :x


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2004.06.27
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Pittsburgh Industrial (lack thereof)


21:04 < solios> http://www.pghgoth.com/clubs.php <- One. Fucking. Venue. (two, but The Eye may not last long)
21:05 < xeno> solios: 's what you get for going places and outside and such
21:05 < xeno> you have iTunes
21:05 < xeno> use the fucking thing
21:06 < solios> iTunes will not buy me drinks, drive me home, and suck my dick.
21:06 < solios> k?
21:06 < fagbot> k!
21:06 < solios> k.
21:07 < xeno> HAHAHAHA
21:07 < xeno> lies
21:08 < xeno> people.
21:08 < xeno> people--
21:08 < xeno> this is why i was in a bar, in pitt, for the first time in over a year
21:08 < xeno> i do my drinking at home, usually
21:08 < xeno> as for the dick sucking, shut the fuck up
21:08 < xeno> you've got 84 bitches fucking LINING UP to jump your bones, and you fag out every time and say no
21:10 < xeno> i think i'm going to lose a hundred pounds, dye my hair, turn gay, learn to draw, kill you and take your place
21:11 < xeno> i'll have all the bitches i can eat


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2004.06.25
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Neubauten


23:23 * solios sucks at inking.
23:24 * xeno sucks at trying to draw at asdlajsdkaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
23:24 <xeno> godDAMN
23:25 <xeno> <- Einsturzende Neubauten : Negativ Nein
23:25 <solios> :D
23:25 <xeno> and, apparently, when i reached for some paper behind the speaker, i bumped the volume knob
23:25 <xeno> didn't really notice it, because the previous mp3 had about 10 seconds of silence at the end
23:25 <solios> Yes.
23:25 <xeno> then, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAWE'REGERMANMOTHERFUCKERYAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
23:25 <solios> THEN.
23:25 <xeno> it was awesome
23:26 <solios> < F M Einheit> [ loud screaming ]
23:26 * xeno rates it 5 just for that
23:27 <solios> EN++
23:27 <xeno> a lot of it, yeah


Editing is the Only Thing that's Real.

23:20 <solios> Now is the Only Thing that's Real. <- you see that?
23:20 <xeno> i started to, but then i didn't
23:20 <xeno> i will again later
23:20 <xeno> sometime when i'm moderately more alive
23:20 <solios> :o
23:20 <solios> k.
23:20 <solios> well, when I wrote it, I wasn't.
23:20 <xeno> yes, i got that
23:20 <solios> which was Odd.
23:21 <xeno> especially the part about not having typos, even though there were, like, 3 before that and all of them after
23:21 * xeno should be an editor
23:21 <solios> :D
23:21 <xeno> I pick that shit out Immediately
23:21 <solios> k.
23:21 <xeno> seriously
23:21 <solios> Word didn't.
23:21 <solios> so.
23:21 <solios> nyah.
23:21 <xeno> i instantly see every typo or grammar error
23:21 <xeno> in everything
23:22 <solios> that's handy.


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2004.06.20
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Voyager


00:07 < solios> fagbot: doot for eric and gurlz
00:07 < fagbot> I think I'll go punch him in the nuts


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2004.06.18
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mdxi


22:53 < akj> i keep trying to pronounce mdxi.
22:53 <@ejp> akj: you can't.
22:53 * ejp has tried.
22:53 < akj> i can try!
22:53 < solios> emm-dixie
22:53 <@ejp> Mmm, dixie
22:54 < solios> that allso works.
22:54 < akj> mid-ixie?
22:54 < solios> md-11
22:54 < solios> or 1d11 or some such.
22:54 < solios> fagbot: roll 1d11
22:54 < fagbot> Invalid. Use a valid die and only roll it at most 100 times.
22:54 < solios> :|
22:54 < akj> one-die-eleven
22:54 <@ejp> I pronounce "mdxi" as "elitist bastard"
22:54 <@john> ha
22:55 < y0shi> i don't know what you're talking about. you pronouce mdxi "honey"
22:56 <@ejp> y0shi: no, that's bda.


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2004.06.17
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The Voice of Experience


15:17 <xeno_beer> I need to have magic and make your dad know everything there is needed to know about making games and then say MAKE ME A WARGAME OMFG
15:17 <xeno_beer> because it would kick EVERYTHING'S ass


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2004.06.14
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Squishiness


00:42 <@ejp> <-- homeschooled.
00:42 < solios> it shows.
00:42 < solios> ;D
00:42 < vai> yes. You have to attend a gov school if you live within 100km of one. which is everywhere.
00:42 <@ejp> solios: fag
00:42 < solios> heh.
00:43 < solios> I'd be even more socially repressed or niave if I'd been homeskooled.
00:43 <@ejp> as it is you can't type.
00:43 < solios> no
00:43 < solios> fuckers decided to teahc us that in like 9th grade.
00:44 <@ejp> heh
00:44 < solios> also, Apple usb keyboard.
00:44 <@ejp> well, back then it wasn't such a big deal
00:44 < solios> against which breasts are diamonds.
00:44 < vai> ?
00:44 <@bda> ...
00:44 < solios> apple hasn't made a useable usb keyboard.
00:44 <@bda> He means they're smooshy.
00:44 < solios> yeah.
00:44 < solios> fucking smooshy like wet bread.
00:44 * bda likes his.
00:44 <@bda> Apple USB keyboard, that is.
00:44 <@bda> Not my breasts.
00:44 <@bda> >:|
00:45 < solios> fatass.
00:45 <@ejp> heh
00:45 < solios> :D
00:45 <@bda> $solios->die();
00:45 < solios> bda: <3
00:45 * ejp squishes bda's breasts
00:45 <@bda> omg.
00:45 < solios> fag.


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2004.06.05
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SNF DHR EAMN!


23:27 < solios> YAY SENTRY GUNS
23:27 < solios> UNF UNF UNF
23:29 < ejp> freak
23:29 < solios> no, dude.
23:29 < solios> SPACE MARINES RULE
23:29 < solios> I mrsn, ehrn yjru't rnoy hryyinh yjrit sddrd kivkrf.
23:29 < solios> !
23:29 < solios> fuck
23:30 < solios> I missed the home row.
23:30 < solios> I MEAN, WHEN THE'RE NOT GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED.
23:30 -!- ejp changed the topic of #tildedot to: I mrsn, ehrn yjru't rnoy hryyinh yjrit sddrd kivkrf.


Mechwarrior


23:10 < mdxi> OKAY I'M DRIVING AROUND
23:11 < mdxi> WHOA LITTLE 3D WINDOW! SWWEET
23:11 < mdxi> SOMETHING IS SHOOTING ME
23:11 < mdxi> I THINK
23:11 < mdxi> HELP MY 386/25 IS DYIND UNDER THE STRAIN OF DRAWING 14 POLYS
23:11 < mdxi> WTF IS GOING ON
23:11 < mdxi> OKAY I'M DEAD


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2004.06.02
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Wankerbatin'


23:19 * xeno needs sleep
23:19 < solios> fag.
23:19 < xeno> I went to bed at 6 this morning
23:19 < solios> :D
23:19 < xeno> and then had to wake up at 9.30 because k had a dr's appt. :|
23:20 < xeno> however, I managed to finish Sanctuary and read a book about jerking
23:20 < solios> >_<
23:20 < solios> :o
23:20 < solios> sweet.
23:20 < solios> what's the title?
23:20 < solios> ISBN?
23:20 < xeno> ...
23:20 < xeno> heh
23:20 < xeno> it was a cookbook
23:21 < xeno> about Jamaican Jerk
23:21 < solios> uh.
23:21 < solios> GODDAMMIT
23:21 < solios> I thought you found a wankerbating manual.
23:21 < xeno> !
23:21 < xeno> that would be awesome
23:21 < solios> hence, jerking.
23:21 < solios> :P
23:21 < solios> yeah.
23:21 < ejp> if you need a manual, you shouldn't be doing it.
23:21 < solios> look.
23:22 < solios> there's more to it than USE LUBE OR YOU WILL MANGLE YOUR WILLY.
23:22 < xeno> Whacking Off For Dummies
23:22 < xeno> no there isn't
23:22 < solios> there isn't?
23:22 < xeno> no.
23:22 < solios> :(


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2004.06.01
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/dev/random


17:24 < photon> ,
17:24 < vai> ..
17:25 < solios> ./
17:25 < vai> ../
17:25 < solios> ../.././
17:26 < photon> /usr/bin/..\
17:26 < vai> ~.
17:26 < solios> /../
17:26 < vai> /god
17:27 < solios> /dev/god
17:27 < vai> | /dev/null
17:28 < solios> ln -s /dev/random /dev/god
17:29 < vai> okay you win.
17:29 < solios> ^C
17:29 < solios> vai++
17:30 < vai> fagbot: doot for anatheism
17:30 < fagbot> i'm feelin' PUMPITY FRESH, believe you me


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2004.05.30
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The Sex Scene


21:50 < Drusilla> i don't have any super powers.
21:55 < Drusilla> also, i
21:55 < Drusilla> am apparently jolie
21:55 <@bda> Was that the cliffhanger ending?
21:55 <@bda> That right there?
21:55 <@bda> DID I MISS THE CLIFFHANGER ENDING?
21:57 < solios_edit> sure
21:57 < solios_edit> O_o
21:57 < solios_edit> Drusilla: ?
21:57 < Drusilla> Jolie and I are comparing notes on past relationships.
21:57 < Drusilla> <jolie> oh god, I'm so you
21:58 <@bda> It's true that neither of you have had sex with solios.
21:59 < Drusilla> that... is true.
22:02 <@bda> Is it?
22:02 <@bda> IS IT REALLY?
22:02 <@bda> I think you've all had sex with solios.
22:02 <@bda> ejp: YOU TOO
22:02 < Drusilla> now I'm not sure.
22:02 <@bda> And it's just a big lie because you're all ashamed.
22:02 <@bda> ASHAMED I SAY
22:02 < Drusilla> solios, have you had sex with me?
22:03 <@bda> <solios> what we did was love <3 :D
22:03 < ejp> bda: have not.
22:06 < solios_edit> Drusilla: ...
22:06 < solios_edit> I AM EDITING VIDEO FOOTAGE OF TEH SMEX HOLY SHIT TALK ABOUT TIMING :|
22:06 < Drusilla> he's having a seizure
22:09 <@bda> Coo coo ka choo, motherfuckers.
22:10 < Drusilla> attention: i am now wearing all black. ph34r.
22:10 <@bda> OMG I'M WEARING PLAID
22:10 <@bda> WHAT A COINCIDENCE
22:11 < Drusilla> DOOM
22:12 * ejp is wearing a bathrobe
22:14 * solios_edit is not!
22:14 < solios_edit> Drusilla: SO AM I OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!11
22:14 < ejp> freaks
22:15 < Drusilla> yes
22:21 < Drusilla> can i be solios instead of jolie?
22:21 < ejp> bad idea.


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2004.05.28
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The Sonology of Sex


23:31 < solios> Drusilla: you have access to sex. What do you care? :P
23:32 < Drusilla> actually, i don't.
23:32 < Drusilla> as $guy's not feeling well.
23:32 < solios> that would suck.
23:32 < solios> Drusilla: short term deprivation. Doesn't count.
23:32 * ejp grumbles some more
23:32 < Drusilla> does so.
23:32 < solios> does not.
23:32 < Drusilla> does so.
23:32 < solios> does not.
23:33 < Drusilla> does so.
23:33 < solios> does not.
23:33 < Drusilla> does so.
23:33 < solios> does not.
23:33 < Drusilla> does so.
23:33 < solios> does not.
23:33 < Drusilla> does so.
23:34 < ejp> YOU BOTH FUCKING SUCK
23:34 < solios> asdf
23:34 < ejp> o_o
23:34 < solios> O_o
23:34 < solios> Drusilla: does not. Once a month or more counts as regular.
23:34 < Drusilla> oh. you're right then.


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2004.05.27
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Bass


17:01 < @esch> After work, I'm going to go home and drink Bass.
17:01 < @esch> And finish this thing.
17:01 < @esch> And drink Bass.
17:01 < @esch> And make Ben pick me up.
17:01 < @esch> And then go to BWW.
17:01 < @esch> And drink Bass.
17:01 < @esch> And go home.
17:02 < @esch> And go to bed.
17:02 < @esch> And get up.
17:02 < @esch> And go to work.
17:02 < @esch> And leave work.
17:02 < @esch> And go somewhere and drink Bass.
17:02 < @esch> And go somewhere else.
17:02 < @esch> And drink Bass.
17:02 < @esch> And then go to bed.
17:02 < @esch> And wake up.
17:02 < @esch> And go eat breakfast.
17:02 < @esch> And then have a bloodymary.
17:03 < @esch> That's as far as I've gotten.
17:04 < @esch> I'd like to fit some making out in there somewhere.


Photoshop


21:56 < @esch> Ok, so how should I do this gradient thing?
21:56 < @esch> I'd like it to be smooth.
21:57 < @solios> airbrush
21:57 < @esch> :/
21:59 < @esch> does 7 even have that shit?


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2004.05.26
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Teh Fuck Sehkz (10.3.4)


16:23 -!- esch [~ryan@cloaked.mn.client2.attbi.com] has joined #dotnet
16:23 -!- mode/#dotnet [+o esch] by ChanServ
16:23 < @esch> So.
16:23 < @esch> Whee?
16:24 < @solios> sure.
16:25 < @solios> still optimizing on my powerbook.
16:25 < @solios> workstation's done and running.
16:25 < @solios> didn't break anything I use.
16:25 < @esch> go get laid, dammit.
16:25 < @solios> er.


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2004.05.18
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Zombios

18:12 < solios> I'm not sure if I send them my license or not.
18:12 < solios> if I do, I'll have NO ID TO SPEAK OF NOT EVEN AN EXPIRED ONE!
18:12 <@rjbs> U GET JAILED
18:13 < solios> probably.


Why I get paid the big bucks


14:57 < solios> k.
14:57 < solios> so.
14:57 < solios> my last duplication.
14:57 < solios> two T-120 loops of a 15 minute video.
14:57 < solios> fagbot: doot for the next four hours.
14:57 < fagbot> I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS


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2004.05.11
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Fucking


13:46 < xeno> you fucks
13:47 < @esch> xeno is a fuck.
13:47 < @esch> HE IS A FUCKING.
13:53 < necKro23> you're a fucking.
13:54 < @esch> I AM A FUCKING.
13:54 < _Lasar> Do you do it long time?
13:54 < @esch> LASAR IS FUCKING LONGTIME.
13:55 < _Lasar> Yeah, but not you.


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2004.05.02
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Girls and Zombies


10:58 < Drusilla> Livejournal Link
10:59 < solios> DA link
11:02 < mdxi> solios: teh awesum
11:02 < solios> fagbot: mdxi yar
11:02 < fagbot> solios: eat me, assboi
11:02 < solios> er.
11:02 < solios> heh.
11:02 < solios> mdxi: yar # even
11:07 < solios> fagbot: doot for dru and jolie
11:07 < fagbot> HOT BUTTERY BONERS
11:07 < solios> @_@
11:07 * mdxi keels over


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2004.04.30
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The Letter V


14:49 < ch> VIRGINIA!
14:52 < @solios> VIVALDI
14:53 < ch> VITRUVIA.
14:59 < xeno> VIAGRA
15:00 < ch> VOLCANO
15:00 < xeno> VOLVO
15:01 < ch> VOLUPTUOUS
15:01 < xeno> VOCIFEROUS
15:01 < ch> VALENCIA
15:13 < @solios> VMS
15:13 < ch> VD
15:16 < xeno> VCR
15:16 < ch> VOLO-VIEW
15:23 < @solios> VHS
15:23 < ch> VLASIC
15:39 < @solios> VISUAL BASIC
15:40 < ch> VOODOO


Time


12:08 < solios> O_o
12:08 < solios> how do I make linux use NTP?
12:09 < solios> Fish thinks it's five hours ago.
12:09 < solios> :|
12:10 < mdxi> just use rdate
12:11 < solios> I just apt'ed it.
12:11 < solios> how do I use it? :P
12:11 < rjbs> click Start
12:11 < rjbs> then Programs
12:11 < rjbs> then Accessories
12:11 < rjbs> then System Tools
12:11 < solios> >_<
12:11 < rjbs> then rdate
12:11 < mdxi> 'sudo rdate some.time.server'
12:11 < rjbs> then ok, ok, ok, ok, ok
12:11 < solios> :o
12:11 < rjbs> then ok, ok, ok, ok, ok
12:11 < rjbs> then click "DO send error report to microsoft"


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2004.04.29
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Because your dick isn't big enough.


23:05 < mdxi> "Avlimil is not a prescription drug. It is a gentle, non-prescription daily supplement shown to promote better blood flow and increased muscular relaxation for an improved libido and a healthier, more energetic sexual response."
23:05 < mdxi> it's herbs and vitamins in a very very slick package
23:05 < solios> yeah.
23:05 < mdxi> sliding in under FDA radar
23:05 < solios> coke does that too.
23:05 < @john> "it makes ya wet all fast and shit"
23:06 < mdxi> i don't think cocaine counts as a muscle relaxant
23:06 < mdxi> maybe hte other
23:06 < solios> heh.
23:06 < solios> apparently, cocaine is TEH AWESUM when applied to the hoohoo.
23:07 < @john> the herhoo or hehoo ?
23:07 < mdxi> the peener is ill-suited for substance absorption
23:07 < @john> mdxi, think straws
23:07 < @bda> uh.
23:07 < mdxi> i'd rather /not/ if possible
23:07 < solios> OW MY EAR
23:07 < @bda> ...ear?
23:08 < solios> < toast> BLAMMMO!
23:08 < solios> john: the herhoo.
23:08 < mdxi> Discover why more men are turning to Enzyte to help support firmer, fuller-feeling, better quality erections.
23:08 < mdxi> MY BONER NOW ISO-9000 CERTIFIED
23:08 < ejp> yeah, coke applied to the wang just numbs.
23:08 < mdxi> TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT BEGINS IN MY PANTS
23:09 < mdxi> ZERO DEFECTS, 100% ORGASMS
23:09 < solios> ejp: that's a good thing.
23:09 < solios> ejp: it means you last longer.
23:09 < solios> the wang rarely if ever goes limp while ACTUALLY IN USE.
23:10 < ejp> what about a slideshow of the IADP archives?
23:10 < mdxi> THERE IS NO 'I' IN "ROCK HARD MEGABONER"
23:10 < solios> that would do it.
23:11 < solios> fagbot: doot for mdxi's rock hard megaboner
23:11 < fagbot> THAT'S NOT A MILK YOU IDIOT
23:12 < mdxi> MISION STATEMENT: WE ENVISION OURSELVES PROVIDING ALL CUSTOMERS, INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL, THE BEST COCK EXPERIENCE POSSIBLE, WITH CONSISTENTLY HIGH QUALITY OF SERVICE LEVELS AND WORLD-CLASS EJACULATIONS (INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL)


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2004.04.28
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Debian


22:25 < @bda> 01:23 < @hachi> debian is nice, I wish they weren't so communist though
22:25 < @bda> #perl sucks.
22:25 < ejp> indeed
22:25 < mdxi> i pretty much agree.
22:26 < mdxi> the people running debian these days act very much like functionaries of the old Soviet state
22:26 < @bda> HY NAME IS DUMBFUCK AND MISSING TEH POINT IS MY JOB
22:26 < @bda> Eh?
22:26 < mdxi> doesn't matter what anyone MEANT or what anyone with common sense can SEE, matters what the WORDS ON THE PAPER SAY.
22:26 < @bda> Oh.
22:26 < @bda> Yeah.
22:26 < @bda> Change the damn words, then.
22:26 < @bda> Heh.
22:27 < @bda> It's nice there's a social contract, and I agree with it.
22:27 < mdxi> "We have to be FREE! FREE! FREE! I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO CHANGE ALL THE RFCS IF I WANT! OUT THEY GO!"
22:27 < @bda> But fuckin' christ, people, don't let it get in the way of doing work.
22:27 < solios> O_o
22:27 < mdxi> WHAT? I CAN'T CHANGE THE ETHERNET SPEC? OUT IT GOES!
22:27 < @bda> hahaha.
22:28 < mdxi> THIS IS ABSURD! THIS LICENSE FORBIDS ME THE RIGHT TO COMPLETELY REWRITE IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION AND PASS IT OFF AS THE ORIGINAL EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOW WRONG!
22:28 < mdxi> it's like Brazil but in reverse
22:28 < mdxi> it's a bureaucracy where everything MUST be mutable
22:29 < ejp> I like boobs.


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2004.04.27
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My favorite doot.


20:49 < mdxi> slashdot: "iTunes One Year Anniversary Sparks Comparison"
21:12 < solios> I assume they mean ITMS.
21:12 < solios> seeing as how iTunes has been around since 2000.
21:13 < mdxi> yeah, i know. but they SAID "iTunes"
21:13 < mdxi> because they are SALSHDOT
21:16 < solios> those fucks.
21:16 < solios> fagbot: doot for The Collective Eugenia
21:16 < fagbot> I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS


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2004.04.26
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-olios


09:41 < @esch> solios: your nick makes me want pasta.
09:42 < @solios> spaghettios++
09:43 < pw> raviolios.
09:43 < @solios> heh
09:43 < @solios> so.
09:43 < pw> Tagliatellios.
09:43 < @esch> SOLIOSIOS.
09:43 < @solios> check this.
09:43 < @esch> checking.
09:43 < @solios> keylessolios.
09:43 < @solios> they're in my jacket.
09:43 < @solios> which is on the bannister.
09:43 < @solios> in my house.
09:43 < @solios> which is locked.
09:43 * solios ++
09:43 < @solios> pw: heh
09:43 < @esch> That's awesome.
09:44 < @solios> verily.


Pie Ninja


09:44 < @esch> Wait a minute.
09:44 < @esch> I thought you lived with a cute girl?
09:44 < @solios> I did.
09:44 < @solios> Until July.
09:44 < @esch> huh.
09:45 < @solios> At which point I stopped living with a cute girl and started living with Wolverine.
09:45 < @esch> Same place?
09:45 < @solios> yes.
09:45 < @esch> Wolverine, huh?
09:45 < xeno> esch: it's a claw thing
09:45 < @esch> xeno: That's what I figured.
09:47 < @solios> heh.
09:47 < @solios> no.
09:47 < @solios> it's a height/weight/build/everything but the hair thing.
09:47 < @solios> xeno: you'll probably meet him.
09:47 < @esch> does he have LGS?
09:47 < @solios> LGS?
09:47 < @esch> Little Guy Syndrome.
09:47 < @solios> bitch, my boy has a Powerbook 150.
09:47 < @solios> no.
09:47 < xeno> can I kill him?
09:48 < @solios> he can lift me up.
09:48 < @solios> xeno: he's cool. :P I'd be offended.
09:48 < @esch> Wolverine is only like 5'5".
09:48 < xeno> k.
09:48 < @solios> Mainly because my rent would go up.
09:48 < @solios> :|
09:48 < @solios> You CAN, however, kill my neighbors.
09:48 < xeno> :D
09:48 < xeno> cool
09:48 < @esch> xeno: after you get your key, right?
09:48 < @solios> I'd give you pie if you killed my neighbors.
09:48 < xeno> ...
09:48 < xeno> omfg pie
09:49 < @solios> pie++
09:49 < @esch> solios: is it meat and potato pie?
09:49 < xeno> esch: it matters not
09:49 < xeno> it is PIE
09:49 < @solios> any pie you want.
09:49 < @esch> I really want a Guinness pie right now. :/
09:49 < xeno> mmm, mince pie
09:49 < xeno> i'd kill MYSELF for a mince pie


Spring Cleaning


22:21 < solios> holy cocks.
22:21 < solios> all the danpr0n is well over 40g.
22:21 < @bda> asdfa;lj
22:21 < @bda> danpr0n
22:21 < @bda> WTF
22:22 < solios> wangbabies.
22:22 < @bda> THERE IS NO DANPRON
22:22 < @bda> THERE IS NO DANPRON
22:22 < solios> :P
22:22 < @bda> OH.
22:22 < @bda> Oh.
22:22 < @bda> Ok.
22:22 < @bda> That's okay.
22:22 * bda breaths.


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2004.04.25
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Tech Support (Oral)


12:23 < mdxi> check it out:
12:23 < mdxi> (bigass link)
12:24 < mdxi> add Linux for the low low price of between $1500 and $3000!
12:25 < solios> wtf
12:25 < solios> AIX isn't even listed. O_o
12:26 < mdxi> different link went to AIX
12:26 < solios> :o
12:27 < solios> what do you GET with a 3k$ linux distro?
12:27 < ejp> support.
12:31 < solios> and blowjobs, I hope.
12:31 < Drusilla> blowjobs during the support?
12:32 < solios> I'd pay at LEAST three fiddy for that.
12:35 < mdxi> i know a guy who got sucked off while installing linux one time
12:36 < @bda> Did you slap him?
12:36 < mdxi> no, i'm the one who talked his girlfriend into doing it
12:37 < @bda> >_<
12:38 < mdxi> not that she needed any encouraging past "hey, why don't you?"


That annoying pop song the title of which I can't remember.


18:19 < @stevers> Where is my mind?

20:49 < xeno> In your pants.

21:57 * stevers puts his hand in his pants
21:57 < @stevers> No mind down there
21:58 < xeno> :o
21:58 < xeno> suck.


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2004.04.24
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Handedness


22:24 < panner> mdxi: what's the name of that place you got those writing notebooks from?
22:25 < ejp> reminds me, need to find a decent little writing pad
22:26 * solios uses mead five star four subject black 8.5x11 notebooks, spiral bound, with the pockets in the seperators.
22:27 < ejp> I want something more in the hand-held size.
22:27 < solios> get bigger hands.
22:27 * panner tends to use spiral bound notebooks for a lot of stuff too, though not the multi-subject ones like that
22:28 < panner> but I'm kind of looking for a friend, too, who's left handed and can't use spiral notebooks very well
22:28 < @bda> Tell him to turn it sideways.
22:28 * bda is left-handed.
22:28 < panner> kind of defeats the lines, doesn't it?
22:28 < solios> uh.
22:28 < @bda> No. You just write sideways.
22:29 < solios> I'm left handed.
22:29 < solios> and I use spiral notebooks VERY well.
22:29 < @bda> shrug.
22:29 < panner> solios: freak
22:29 < @bda> S'how I've always written.
22:29 < @bda> Ditto.
22:29 < @bda> Fuck you, righty.
22:29 < solios> LEFTIES UNITE!
22:29 < panner> heh :P
22:29 * ejp is both.
22:29 < panner> the spiral binding doesn't chew up your hand as you write?
22:29 < solios> wait.
22:29 < solios> ejp: which hand do you masturbate with? THAT'S your dominant hand.
22:29 * panner has that problem even as a righty when writing on the back of the pages
22:29 < solios> panner: no.
22:29 < solios> O_o
22:30 < solios> heh.
22:30 < solios> odd.
22:30 < solios> I like the spiral thinger.
22:30 < ejp> like I said, I'm both.
22:30 < @bda> >_<
22:30 < solios> >.<
22:31 < ejp> heh, SCORE.


Transmetropolitan


21:52 * bda humps the wall.
21:52 < @bda> solios: TRANSMET IS GENIUS
21:52 < solios> bda: yes.
21:52 < ejp> o_O
21:52 < @bda> :X
21:52 * solios whips out the bowel disruptor and waves it in Erics direction.
21:52 < solios> ejp: BITCH! BUY THE BOOKS!
21:52 < solios> NOW!
21:52 < ejp> no?
21:52 < ejp> wtf is it?
21:53 < solios> MY AIR JESUS SNEAKERS COMPEL YOU!
21:53 < solios> it's Fear And Loathing In Chiba City.
21:53 < @bda> hahaha
21:53 < @bda> INRI
21:53 < @bda> askdflj;a
21:53 < ejp> it made bda hump the wall. bode well this does not.
21:53 < solios> Hunter S. Thompson smashed into Gibson with a cherry of AWESOME on top.
21:53 < @bda> "I am bored enough to buy your shoes. LOOK GRATEFUL."
21:53 < solios> :D
21:53 < @bda> <3
21:53 < solios> (Spider Jerusalem)++
21:54 < solios> bda: I TOLD YOU
21:54 < solios> like, last year.
21:54 < ejp> who's Hunter S. Thompson?
21:54 < solios> uh.
21:54 < solios> uh.
21:54 < @bda> Yes. I koasd;fljk
21:54 < @bda> WTF
21:54 < @bda> ejp: "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
21:54 < @bda> Jesus.
21:55 < solios> also Hell's Angels.
21:55 < solios> and several comp volumes of articles.
21:55 < @bda> Yeah.
21:55 < solios> HST++
21:55 < solios> GONZO MOTHERFUCKING JOURNALISM PEOPLE.
21:55 < ejp> huh.
21:55 < @bda> haha.
21:55 < solios> ejp: dude, you've missed the meme, the boat, and quite a few other things.
21:56 < ejp> I'm also like 4-5 years behind you guys. so STFU.
21:56 < solios> I keep forgetting you're like fourteen.
21:56 < ejp> :P
21:56 < solios> Look.

21:58 < solios> The City is the future we DO NOT WANT and it is STARING US IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A GIANT GODDAMNED ERECTION, just WAITING to FUCK US IN THE ASS.
21:59 < solios> bda: it gets more political.
21:59 < solios> in that HOLY FUCK WHO NEEDS A MOVIE THEY'RE DOING A LIVE REENACTMENT WITH THE 2004 ELECTIONS sense of the term.
22:01 < @bda> :D


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2004.04.21
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ORANGE.


10:01 < @solios> http://mercury.mirrorshades.org/viz/000715.php
10:09 < @xeno> nice
10:09 < @xeno> fits in a bit with the merc aethetic
10:10 < @xeno> o_o
10:17 < @solios> O_o
10:18 < @solios> only, like, not.
10:18 < @solios> o_o
10:21 < @xeno> same colours
10:24 < @solios> heh.
10:24 < @solios> you need to adjust your monitor. o_o
10:24 < @solios> mercury is orange, black, and grey.
10:24 < @solios> atc is nougat.
10:24 < @solios> :|
10:24 <+_Lasar> Orange?
10:24 < @xeno> ...
10:24 < @xeno> i see no orange
10:24 <+_Lasar> Where?
10:25 < @solios> orangeish.
10:25 <+_Lasar> Designers.
10:25 < @xeno> i see no orangish either
10:25 < @solios> closer to the grey end, but the header colors are sampled out of the orange range.
10:25 <+_Lasar> xeno, you're blind.
10:25 <+_Lasar> Dan's right.
10:25 <+_Lasar> But:
10:25 <+_Lasar> I'm blind, too.
10:25 < @xeno> apparently I am
10:25 < @xeno> heh
10:25 <+_Lasar> :)
10:26 < @xeno> I can see it if I look really closely
10:26 < @xeno> but my colour vision isn't great
10:26 <+_Lasar> Also the top navigation in the new atc for some reason remind me of a map of middle earth.


Sex, Perl, and CMNH


10:16 * rjbs doesn't MEAN to be abusive.
10:16 <@john> rjbs, I'm starting to grok
10:16 < rjbs> I can't help it.
10:16 < rjbs> solios: they must be innovative
10:16 < solios> it's talking about a fucking addition to the museum for the purpose of showing off more of the collections.
10:17 < rjbs> john: nah, just to understand. :) grokking comes when you start doing tests first. Sex!
10:17 < rjbs> ok($me->have_sex);
10:17 < solios> I'm surprised they haven't said it's going to run XML-based Embedded Linux or some shit.
10:17 < rjbs> solios: in realtime
10:17 < solios> yes.
10:17 -!- solios changed the topic of #tildedot to: < rjbs> ok($me->have_sex);
10:18 < rjbs> or, in Perl6:
10:18 < solios> o_o
10:19 < rjbs> not_ok(have_sex $me: with => Any(Man))
10:19 < rjbs> ok, that's a stretch.
10:19 < mdxi> sure is. you'd spread for Legolas in a heartbeat.
10:20 < rjbs> you know, If I had to get some mansex, I wouldn't want it from Legolas.
10:20 < rjbs> so ... elven.


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2004.04.19
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Detatchable Penis


15:34 < esch> I'm trying to figure out what I peed on.
15:34 < esch> I know _all_ of He-Man, bitch.
15:35 < esch> It's surprising how much Justin Timberlake sounds like early Mike Jackson.
15:38 < esch> Altrhough, I'm not sure that this actually is Mike Jackson.
16:06 < xeno> you're... listening to Justin Timberlake?
16:06 < esch> No.
16:07 < esch> I'm listening to 80s music.
16:07 < esch> I have listened to Justin, though.
16:12 < xeno> fag
16:12 < xeno> you knew that was coming
16:12 -!- necKro [~neckro@CPE-24-94-221-77.mn.rr.com] has joined #dotnet
16:17 -!- mode/#dotnet [+o solios] by ChanServ
16:17 -!- solios changed the topic of #dotnet to: < esch> I'm trying to figure out what I peed on.
16:17 < esch> heh.
16:17 <@solios> <3
16:17 < esch> Why does every topic have to involve my penis?
16:18 <@solios> you have a penis?
16:18 < esch> Once in a while.


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2004.04.15
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David Warner


15:13 < xeno> solios: http://imdb.com/name/nm0001831/
15:14 < solios> xeno: k?
15:14 < fagbot> k!
15:14 < xeno> k.
15:14 < solios> no, I mean... what?
15:14 * solios doesn't recognize the guy's name.
15:14 < xeno> O_O
15:14 < xeno> omg
15:15 < xeno> fagbot: karma david warner
15:15 < fagbot> david warner has neutral karma
15:15 < xeno> ...
15:15 < xeno> he-
15:15 < xeno> O_O
15:15 * xeno must have dreamed it
15:15 < solios> ?
15:15 < solios> I mean, the dude's voiced in EVERY cartoon EVER from the look of idkjfghkjshfldgshkjfg.
15:15 < xeno> solios: you know who he is though. scroll through the list, he's been in EVERYTHING
15:15 < solios> omg.
15:15 < xeno> see?
15:15 < xeno> PREPARE FOR MIND CONTROL
15:15 < solios> HOLY FUCK
15:15 < xeno> (David Warner)++
15:16 < solios> I crosschecked batman and in the mouth of madness.
15:16 < solios> (David Warner)++
15:16 < solios> (David Warner)++
15:16 < solios> (David Warner)++
15:16 < solios> (David Warner)++
15:16 < solios> (David Warner)++
15:16 < solios> (David Warner)++
15:16 < Drusilla> check out the guest appearances
15:16 <@rjbs> heh
15:16 < xeno> :)
15:16 <@rjbs> in the mouth of madness wasn't awful.
15:17 <@rjbs> it was fantastic, as far as attempts to do lovecrafty things go
15:17 < solios> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:17 < solios> TWIN PEAKS
15:17 < xeno> (In the Mouth of Madness)++
15:17 < Drusilla> i know.
15:17 < xeno> solios: see?
15:17 < solios> TWIN PEAKS
15:17 < xeno> (David Warner)++
15:17 * solios gibbers.
15:17 < solios> (David Warner)++
15:17 <@john> (David Cross)++
15:17 < xeno> I told you he's been in everything
15:17 <@rjbs> (Kris Kross)--
15:17 < Drusilla> (David Warner)++
15:17 < solios> fagbot: twin peaks is <reply>DAMN good coffee, and HOT!
15:17 < fagbot> OK, solios.
15:17 < Drusilla> ...he was in tron?
15:18 < solios> ...
15:18 < solios> uh.
15:18 < Drusilla> and captain planet
15:18 <@rjbs> (Captain Planet)--
15:18 < solios> fagbot: PUT DRUSILLA ON THE GAMING GRID
15:18 < fagbot> solios: wtf?
15:18 < Drusilla> and he's a voice in baldur's gate.
15:19 < xeno> he was in Freakazoid
15:19 < xeno> he wins
15:19 < xeno> SUPER FREAK EXTRAORDINAIRE
15:19 < xeno> FREAKAZOID
15:19 < xeno> FREAKAZOID
15:19 < xeno> RUNS AROUND IN UNDERWEAR
15:19 < xeno> FREAKAZOID
15:19 < xeno> FREAKAZOID
15:19 < solios> Shelly: Would you like some pie?
15:19 < solios> Gordon: MASSIVE, MASSIVE QUANTITIES AND A GLASS OF WATER, SWEETHEART. MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE.
15:19 < solios> Shelly: Do you want some more pie? A whole pie?
15:19 < solios> Gordon: YES I WOULD MISS JOHNSON. AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PENCIL. I PLAN ON WRITING AN EPIC POEM ABOUT THIS GORGEOUS PIE.
15:19 < xeno> Oh yeah, I forgot
15:19 < xeno> he was Gorkon too
15:19 < xeno> (David Warner)++
15:19 < solios> O_o
15:19 < Drusilla> he was in captain simian and the space monkeys!
15:20 < solios> (David Warner)++
15:20 < Drusilla> which is not as cool as freakazoid.
15:20 < xeno> SEE?


narcissism


< necKro23> I like how solios' blog is mainly about: solios' blog.


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2004.04.10
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Canada


13:20 < xeno> bacon++
13:20 < mdxi> canada--
13:20 < solios> uh.
13:20 < solios> canada++
13:20 < xeno> canada--
13:20 < solios> quebec--
13:21 < xeno> quebec++
13:21 < Drusilla> quebec++
13:21 < solios> quebec--
13:21 < mdxi> qubec--
13:21 < mdxi> qubec--
13:21 < mdxi> qubec--
13:21 < mdxi> qubec--
13:21 < mdxi> qubec--
13:21 < mdxi> qubec--
13:21 < Drusilla> canada++
13:21 < xeno> :x
13:21 < mdxi> qubec--
13:21 < mdxi> qubec--
13:21 < mdxi> YAY SPEELING
13:21 < solios> canada++ # ROYAL CANADIAN KILTED YACKSMEN
13:21 < xeno> ...
13:21 < xeno> canada++


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2004.04.06
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Infocom


10:11 < @john> you see a white mailbox
10:11 < @john> and a house in the distance
10:11 < solios> TAKE MAILBOX
10:12 < @john> ERROR!
10:12 < xeno> TOUCH HOUSE
10:12 < @john> the house touches you back
10:12 < @john> you don't like it
10:12 < solios> TAKE SHIT IN MAILBOX
10:12 < ejp> TOUCH XENO
10:12 < xeno> yes, I did
10:12 < xeno> see?
10:12 * xeno wins
10:12 < solios> ploploploplop.
10:13 < xeno> solios: I've also decided that the Patton tanks utterly suck
10:13 < xeno> when you fire, you're in for a ride :|
10:13 < solios> k
10:13 < solios> FIRE TANK AT HOUSE
10:13 < xeno> a house ducks
10:13 < solios> damned house.


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2004.03.26
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Short Bus

Engler beat me to it:


13:58 < Danelope> Haha.
13:58 < Danelope> I forgot.
13:58 < solios> ?
13:58 < Danelope> My CSS on the template for foreword crashes Netscape 4.7.
13:58 < solios> :D
13:58 < solios> I don't have that to test.
13:58 < solios> wait, I do.
13:58 < solios> on an SGI.
13:58 < solios> :|
13:59 < Danelope> I'm sorry.
13:59 < solios> it runs Mozilla too.
13:59 < solios> but I need NS4.7 to download .tardist files properly.
13:59 < solios> :|
13:59 < solios> IRIX--
13:59 < Danelope> ".tardist"
13:59 < Danelope> Is that like, a base class for handicapped people?
14:00 < solios> actually, it's a pandimensional time travelling spaceship for handicapped people.
14:00 < Danelope> "I'm a level 15 Tardist with a Cloak of Drool Resistance +4."


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2004.03.07
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Weapons Grade Dumbass


23:03 < solios> apparently I could have had sex last night.
23:03 < solios> This didn't occur to me.
23:03 < solios> I was told recently.
23:03 < solios> fagbot: doot for MY THICK FUCKING SKULL (AND OTHER AREAS)
23:03 < fagbot> wear pants next time
23:04 < solios> fagbot: 8ball do you want to have TEH SEHKZ with JOlie? # she asked. :P
23:04 * fagbot shakes the psychic black sphere...
23:04 < fagbot> It says 'Better Not Tell You Now,' solios
23:06 < solios> fagbot: doot for you being sensitive.
23:06 < fagbot> here's the strategy: you distract him and i'll pull his pants down
23:14 < ejp> solios: fag
23:18 < solios> < jolie> tell Eric I completely agree with him
23:18 < solios> :|
23:18 < ejp> haha
23:18 < solios> < jolie> and by all means, let him know that what didn't occur to you was a girl saying "want to fuck? let's leave right now"
23:18 < solios> SHE WHIPPED HER BOOBS OUT
23:18 < solios> and instead of, like, responding, my brain crashed.
23:18 < ejp> solios: fag
23:18 < @bda> Was she hot?
23:19 < @bda> Or scary?
23:19 < fagbot> somebody said scary was teenage english.
23:19 < ejp> she was *Jolie*
23:19 < @bda> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT DUMBFUCK IN ADDRESS MODE
23:19 < @bda> Oh.
23:19 < @bda> solios: fag.
23:20 < solios> < jolie> tell @bda "scary"
23:20 < ejp> well, scary and hot.
23:21 < @bda> Whatever, Dan's a fag.
23:21 < @bda> Let's move on.


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2004.03.04
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IIS


09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:25 < solios> ooo.
09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:25 < solios> state saving ROOLZ
09:25 < rjbs> IIS--
09:26 < solios> IIS--
09:26 < rjbs> IIS--
09:26 < solios> IIS--
09:26 < solios> IIS--
09:26 < rjbs> IIS--
09:26 < solios> IIS--
09:26 < rjbs> IIS--
09:26 < solios> IIS--
09:26 < rjbs> I quit.
09:26 < solios> IIS--
09:26 -!- rjbs is now known as rjbsKillingSpree
09:29 < solios> fagbot: karma IIS
09:29 < fagbot> iis has karma of -24
09:33 -!- rjbsKillingSpree is now known as rjbs
09:33 < rjbs> If anybody asks, it was a tasmanian devil.


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2004.02.25
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Morning


03:30 < rjbs> merg.
03:31 < rjbs> fagbot: cancer?
03:31 < fagbot> cancer is OMFG 69 LOLZ
05:23 < photon_> hah
05:30 < rjbs> fagbot: gemini?
05:30 < fagbot> no clue, rjbs
05:31 < rjbs> 08:31 rjbs: Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Everyone worries about what Fate
05:31 < rjbs> has in store for them, but don't fret. You won't feel a thing.
05:34 < xeno> blar
05:39 < photon_> woohoo the sun ate its partition tables
05:40 < rjbs> It were hungry.
05:41 < photon_> flaky
06:03 < rjbs> Mm. Flakes.


The meaning of the word.


21:51 < ejp> fagbot: doot for my users
21:51 < fagbot> I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME SUCK AND GO DUH


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2004.02.23
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More IRIX love.


15:32 < solios> fagbot: doot for irix
15:32 < fagbot> HMMMMMM now let me THINK -- a FOUR-LETTER WORD meaning "GAYNESS"
15:32 < ejp> ...
15:32 * solios dies.
15:32 < ejp> that needs blogged


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2004.02.22
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Mysanthropy


22:54 < ejp> fagbot: doot for people
22:54 < fagbot> mmmm ... mashed up baby head!
22:54 < solios> fagbot: botsnack
22:54 < fagbot> :)
22:54 < solios> man, it's like my social phase was puberty and now I'm blossoming into the fullblown adulthood of near-psychopathic mysanthropy.
22:57 < ejp> not really a bad thing.
23:00 < solios> more of a continued annoyance.
23:00 < solios> if you think of people as zits, then the puberty analogy really holds up.
23:01 < solios> there's more of them every day, and if you pop them they ooze all over your face and are generally annoying.
23:02 < ejp> people are evil
23:02 < solios> fagbot: people?
23:02 < fagbot> people are weird. or ignoring the fact that ther are MSSQL servers exposed to the net.
23:02 < solios> fagbot: people are also a disease with legs.
23:02 < fagbot> okay, solios.
23:02 < fagbot> OK, solios.
23:03 < @panner> a disease with legs but no pants
23:04 < solios> some of them.
23:04 < fagbot> some of them are not unattractive
23:04 < solios> :|
23:04 < @panner> fagbot: true enough
23:04 < fagbot> panner: wtf?
23:06 < ejp> I'm all torn. on one hand, People Are Evil. This is Fact.
23:06 < ejp> on the other, OMFGIWANTTHEM!!!
23:06 < solios> you don't want people, eric.
23:06 < solios> you want girls.
23:06 < @panner> s/girls/guys/
23:07 < solios> hahah.
23:07 < ejp> solios: well, yeah.
23:07 < ejp> panner: lolz u wanna cyber???
23:08 -!- solios changed the topic of #tildedot to: I also just wrote "Fag< tab>" in the essay I'm writing | < ejp> panner: lolz u wanna cyber???
23:08 < @panner> not wit u lololol


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2004.02.20
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Orkut Strikes Back


00:08 < @bda> She's wearing pink.
00:08 < @bda> And stars.
00:08 < @bda> That's all you, Hinder.
00:09 * solios looks
00:09 < solios> dude, she looks like a Laura.
00:09 < @bda> music:
00:09 < @bda> DNB, Breakbeats, Punk, Hardcore, Basically... it has to be LOUD, HARD, and FAST
00:09 < @bda> You're LOUd, HARD and FAST, aren't you?
00:09 < @bda> bahah
00:09 < solios> Not in the sack.
00:09 < solios> :X
00:10 < solios> er.
00:10 < solios> wait.
00:10 < solios> WAIT.
00:10 < @bda> ...
00:10 * solios punches his skull.
00:10 < @bda> Is that what you tell them?
00:10 < @bda> "No, give it a minute, it'll be okay"?


More Orkut

One of the lines from my personal profile on orkut:

Uneven emotional commitments make my ass and other areas all kinds of >_<. People tend to want me to spend lots of time with them and very rarely make it worth the while. Sex, like perl, is part of an efficient system but ultimately a single component that's fairly useless on its own.


< solios> someone look at my personal profile thing on orkut and tell me if I sound like an asshole.
< solios> plz? :)
< ejp> not really. but my view is probably scewed
< ejp> and perl is just fine be itself. :P
< solios> yes, but you still need a kernel.
< solios> and a shell.
< solios> and a text editor.
< ejp> kernel yes.
< solios> emacs, conversely, is just fine by itself.
< ejp> that'd be cool. a pure-perl userspace.
< solios> someone wrote a WM in perl.
* solios saw it a few years ago.
< @bda> There's also psh.
< ejp> na, I mean shell, text editor, EVERYTHING.
< solios> okay, so the text editor and the kernel, then.
< ejp> a perl-based text editor.
* ejp giggles
< ejp> that'd be GREAT! not terribly fast though
< solios> indeed.
< @bda> perl -e 'open'....
< ejp> dammit, why won't my meatspace friends answer their orkut invites?!
< @bda> You have friends?
< @bda> :O
< solios> I hope to smegging hell none of my meatspace friends find out I'm on orkut.
< ejp> just the two. one really. the other is just someone who should be on orkut
< solios> then they'll want to be friends.
< @bda> :D
< solios> then you guys will see the quality of people I'm stuck with in Pittsburgh.
< solios> and you'll know why I'm shelled into IRC sixteen hours a day.


< solios> fagbot: doot for a mottley assortment of people with too much time on their hands, thinking I should spend mine with them.
< fagbot> IT'S LIKE I'VE GOT THE GAY THAT JUST WON'T STOP

Yes, I know that's how society and human interaction work. :-) IRC lets me chat with friends while I'm actually doing something - which isn't a luxury I have in meatspace. I like my productivity quite a bit, and don't miss being bored in the least. Meatspace is frequently repetetive, dull (LETS TALK ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT! NOT IDEAS! AGAIN!), distressing (re: people who can't take a hint, be it about my personal work schedule or the permissions on my crotch), and hasn't been satisfying in.... uh. Years? Something like that.

IRC : Part of a nutritous breakfast.


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2004.02.14
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Aiding and Abetting


00:29 < ejp> oooh
00:30 < ejp> just thought of a tildecomic name.
00:30 < ejp> "Wang Labs"
00:30 < solios> !
00:31 < ejp> oldskool computers and homoerotic imagery.
00:31 < ejp> what more could you ask for?
00:35 < solios> maybe Wang Labs is where everyone in the comic works.

00:37 < ejp> I still like noodlefort
00:37 < solios> the noodlefort would be harb's cubicle.
00:38 < ejp> mercury is the only hit on google for it


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2004.02.13
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Pure and essential


19:55 < ejp> Dasani bottled water disturbs me.
19:55 < ejp> it hisses when opened.
19:56 < solios> pressure difference.
19:56 < ejp> other water doesn't hiss. :|
19:57 < @panner> other water isn't ALIVE
19:57 < solios> lksdjhg.
19:57 < ejp> see, that's my concern.
19:57 * solios peers at the Dasani bottle on his desk.
19:57 < @panner> solios: GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!
19:58 < solios> uh.
19:58 < solios> it hissed when I opened it.
19:58 < ejp> SEE?!
19:58 < solios> and it's been filled with tapwater for the last three weeks.
19:58 < solios> :|
19:58 < ejp> oh. so the *container* is evil.
19:58 < solios> yeah. It's the container, not the water.
19:59 < solios> the water itself is only semi-evil.
19:59 * solios sniffs his.
19:59 < solios> smells like coffee. :|
19:59 * ejp sniffs solios
19:59 < ejp> you smell like coffee
19:59 * solios farts on ejp
20:00 < ejp> actually, I know what it is. it's the dissolved gasses esacping the water.
20:00 < ejp> er, escaping.
20:01 < solios> are you sure about that?
20:01 < solios> I think it's ninjas.
20:01 < ejp> no, it's just gas.
20:01 < ejp> hrm, maybe ninja gas.
20:02 < ejp> which of course would implicate xeno in the whole thing.


Orkut


23:50 < solios> orkut search rules.
23:51 < ejp> it does?
23:52 < solios> < solios> orkut, show me all the single women in PA.
23:52 < solios> < orkut> you lameass.
23:52 < ejp> heh
23:52 < solios> so it did.
23:52 < solios> :|
23:52 < solios> fagbot: doot for orkut girls.
23:52 < fagbot> Being a person of the arts HONK HONK HONK WHOOOOP WHOOOP WHOOP
23:53 < ejp> yeah. I said "show me everyone within 50 miles of 98225"
23:53 < ejp> it went "I hope you're gay"


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Hail to the king, baby.


17:01 < @esch> I'm going to Las Vegas in teh morning.
17:01 < @bda> Are you going to have sex with Elvis?
17:01 < @esch> that's the goal.
17:02 < @bda> I'm not happy that I guessed that.
17:02 < @esch> you're just projecting.


< @esch> I'm just glad I could be a part of it.


14:21 < Arbo> NOTHING HAS BEEN SAID IN THIS CHANNEL IN OVER 24 HOURS AND I INTEND TO BREAK THAT. HA HA HA HA.
14:22 < @pw> You win!
14:26 < Arbo> Almost 25 hours.
14:26 < Arbo> I should have waited.
14:53 < @solios_bz> :|
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16:51 < @solios> TWENTY SIX
16:51 < @esch> more or less.
16:52 < @solios> by two minutes.


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o.O


19:03 < solios> fagbot: doot for chicks digging the wangbabies
19:03 < fagbot> DEAR PHOTOGRAPHERS: PUTTING THE GIRL IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER MAKES YOU BOTH TOTAL IDIOTS
19:03 < @john> impressive
19:05 < solios> fagbot: doot for sticking an english teacher in a math TA slot
19:05 < fagbot> LET'S ALL SUCK DICK LIKE A BIG FAT FAMILY
19:06 < ejp> it's too bad, none of my skillz are chick-attracting ones.
19:06 < solios> :|
19:06 < solios> LEARN PERL
19:06 < ejp> I want *girls* Dan, not shemales.
19:07 < solios> LEARN FORTRAN
19:07 < ejp> -_-


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2004.02.07
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Ice, Ice, Baby.


13:03 < solios> I AM LISTENING TO TEH KORN
13:04 * solios stops./
13:04 < mdxi> HAMMER TIME
13:04 < solios> alj.
13:04 < solios> mdxi++
13:05 * solios is too legit to quit.
13:05 < mdxi> you better pray
13:06 < solios> for the Adams Family?
13:07 < mdxi> we need to be nuked from orbit, plz
13:07 < @bda> Wasn't it "Addams"?


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2004.02.06
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Snails


< ejp> snails are cool.
< ejp> no visible form of locomotion, yet they glide around.
< solios> glide?
< ejp> on the sand.
< solios> :o
< solios> hm.
< solios> speaking of.
-!- You're now known as solios_afk
< solios_afk> BEDZ0R!
< solios_afk> :/
< ejp> o_O
< solios_afk> ejp: later, yo.
< ejp> snails->bed?!
< solios_afk> yes.
< ejp> >.<
< solios_afk> ejp++
< solios_afk> goodnight, yo. Have fun with the snails. :D
< ejp> get your scary ass out of here.
* solios_afk detatches.


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2004.02.05
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NOT A DILDO


18:04 < solios> heh.
18:04 < solios> certain IPv6 commands make obsd shit its pants.
18:04 < solios> O_o
18:04 < solios> < theo> IT IS NOT AN EXPLOIT.
18:06 < mdxi> it's JUST a CRASH
18:06 < @rjbs> theo--
18:07 < mdxi> shut UP shut UP! he's PERFECT!
18:07 < @rjbs> theo--
18:07 < ejp> theo--
18:07 < mdxi> theo--


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scrollback


08:32 <@rjbs> I love people who say, "I could never learn a Mac!"
08:32 <@rjbs> I DUNT UNDERSTAND MAPPLETOSH!
08:33 <@bda> Well, they've only ever used Windows. For a decade.
08:33 <@bda> Of course they can't learn anything new.
08:33 <@rjbs> THEY NEVER LEARNED WINDOWS EITHER
08:33 <@bda> EXACTLY
08:33 <@bda> :)

08:35 * rjbs wonders what espo is up to.
08:36 <@rjbs> fagbot: doot for espo
08:36 < fagbot> STOP BEING RETARDED


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2004.02.03
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Meme Police


10:53 < xeno> rjbs: adobo?
10:53 < solios> xeno: adobo.
10:53 <@rjbs> adobo?
10:53 < xeno> adobo
10:54 < solios> adobo!
10:54 <@rjbs> good. we're all clear.
10:54 < xeno> solios: k.
10:54 < solios> k!


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2004.01.31
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Jumpstart


12:39 < solios> you know those ripcord things that lawnmowers have?
12:40 < solios> where you go yank and the mower goes uh and you go YANK and the mower goes UH and you go YANK YOU FUCK and the mower goes BRUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH and eats your feet?
12:40 <@rjbs> yes.
12:40 < solios> I need one of those for my brain.
12:40 < solios> :|


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2004.01.30
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Why I Hate Adobe

It's a longstanding fact that I use Photoshop 5.0.2 with multiple processor support disabled. This is because my workplace does not have a 5.5 license for the mac. We have 6, 7, and 8. I also have 8 installed on my workstation, though I use Photoshop 5.0.2 in Classic. On a G5. If I open CS, it's by accident. There are many, many, many reasons why I stick with five. Recently, my Angst resurfaced and an adequate analogy fell out of my mouth. An analogy that quite accurately describes the differences between 5 and 6+.


22:40 < solios> Me using Gimp is like Stallman using Vi.
22:41 < solios> Me using Photoshop is like Stallman using Emacs.
22:41 < solios> except he wrote emacs. :P
22:41 < solios> or improved it, or something.
22:43 < @bda> He wrote it.
22:43 < solios> I thought so.
22:44 < solios> then I remembered there were flavors, and got confused.
22:44 < solios> basically, it's a workflow thing.
22:44 < ejp> flavors of Stallman?
22:44 < solios> Photoshop 6+ and Gimp are Not Photoshop Five.
22:44 < solios> :|
22:44 < ejp> for good reason.
22:44 < ejp> :)
22:44 < solios> NO.
22:45 < solios> Has Vi, Vim, or Emacs changed fundamentally in the last five years?
22:45 < ejp> I dunno
22:46 < @bda> Not fundamentally, no. They've added useful features I've never used.
22:46 < @bda> Like folding in vim.
22:46 < solios> See?
22:46 < @bda> vi itself hasn't changed in forever, afaik.
22:46 < solios> PS 6, 7, and 8 have added useful features I never use.
22:47 < solios> While at the same time changing fundamnetally.
22:47 < solios> and starting with seven, saving takes three steps instead of two for Big Shit.
22:47 < solios> which means a 900 meg file takes twice as long to save in 7 as it does in 5.
22:48 < @bda> Yeah, but vim/emacs additions don't force us to use the application in a different, annoying way. :)
22:48 < @bda> They are added and we are not required to use them. :)
22:48 < solios> Right.
22:48 < solios> Whereas you're not required to use the new PS bullshit, but they've CHANGED THE INTERFACE ANYWAY.
22:49 < solios> it's like moving your girlfriend's vagina when you're not paying attention.
22:49 < @bda> ..what?
22:49 < solios> You know where the hoohoo is, right?
22:50 < ejp> solios: chicks dig solies
22:50 < solios> Well, say your girl wants to sex you up something fierce, only when the pants come off, her cooter's moved under her left shoulderblade.
22:50 < solios> THAT IS PHOTOSHOP SEVEN.


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Deliverance


17:13 < @rjbs> AHOY
17:14 < @rjbs> solios: did you get any breast pictures yet?
17:14 < ejp> solios: can't she just login at http://mail.freudian-slip.org/ ?
17:14 < solios> ejp: dunno
17:14 < solios> rjbs: :x
17:15 < solios> ejp: she got forwarding to SAB working somehow/
17:15 < solios> http://www.side7.com/esquire/wav/tv/FlyingCars.wav
17:16 < @rjbs> solios: what, did you or didn't you? :)
17:16 < solios> rjbs: :x
17:17 < @rjbs> ??
17:17 < @rjbs> solios: she says "send him boob shots"
17:17 < @rjbs> so...
17:17 < @rjbs> you just don't wanna share.
17:17 < @rjbs> ack, or maybe they're cowgirl boobs
17:17 < solios> :X
17:19 < y0shi> or cow boobs
17:19 < solios> >.<
17:19 < ejp> cow boobs are squeeable.
17:19 < ejp> odd word.
17:20 < solios> squeeable?
17:20 < ejp> was going for 'squeezable'
17:21 < @rjbs> SQUEEEE SQUEEEE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUAAA HUAAA HUAAAA SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
17:21 < y0shi> no, those are pig boobs
17:22 < ejp> damn Swede.
17:24 < solios> uh.
17:24 < solios> rjbs: o_O
17:24 < @rjbs> solios: AAAASQUEEEEEEEEE
17:24 < @rjbs> HAULGAULAHUALGUALHGUALHUALGAHLUAGH
17:25 -!- solios changed the topic of #tildedot to: < @rjbs> HAULGAULAHUALGUALHGUALHUALGAHLUAGH
17:25 * solios dies
17:25 < solios> rjbs++
17:28 < @rjbs> solios: btw...
17:28 < @rjbs> solios: UUNNGGAAAQUAAAASQUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
17:29 < @rjbs> solios: you got a purty mouth. lemme see you just drop them pants.
17:29 < solios> sadfkljkjk.
17:29 < solios> o_o
17:31 < @rjbs> that's right.
17:31 < @rjbs> just take'm riiight off.
17:31 < @rjbs> solios: you've seen Deliverance, of course..?
17:31 < y0shi> if he hasn't, this is that much better
17:32 < solios> no, I haven't.
17:32 * ejp hasn't either
17:32 < y0shi> what i'm trying to say is we're about to have buttsex
17:32 < solios> I spammed part of this at xeno.
17:32 < solios> 17:31 < @xeno> ....
17:32 < solios> 17:31 < @xeno> that wouldn't have been nearly as freaky if Dueling Banjos hadn't played just a few minutes ago


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...


12:02 < ejp> a client is bitching because an email to them got bounced back.
12:03 < ejp> so I looked.
12:03 < ejp> it has no To line.


The Real Thing.


11:51 < @rjbs> xserve g5
11:51 < @rjbs> single proc.
11:51 < solios> OMFGWTF
11:51 < solios> WHERE?!
11:51 < @rjbs> ah, wait, no.
11:51 < @rjbs> wtf.
11:52 < solios> fag.
11:52 < @rjbs> worthless people in #macrumors
11:52 < solios> yes.
11:52 < @rjbs> you're thinking of macosrumors
11:52 < @rjbs> or something.
11:52 < @rjbs> you always forget who the real assholes are.
11:52 < @rjbs> ;)


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Deadly !Accuracy


00:30 < solios> I like macs.
00:31 < xeno> every other table is just kind of meh
00:31 < solios> I wouldn't take a job at Apple if the only alternative was Wal*Mart.
00:31 < solios> well, maybe. But it would SUCK.
00:31 < solios> no smoking, and no meat in the building.
00:31 < xeno> O_O
00:31 * solios smokes meat.
00:31 < solios> I mean, come ON.
00:31 < ejp> ...
00:31 < xeno> :D
00:31 < xeno> solios++
00:31 < solios> er.
00:31 < solios> wait.
00:31 -!- mdxi changed the topic of #tildedot to: solios smokes meat.
00:31 < xeno> :)
00:32 < solios> that came out all 31 flavors of badong.
00:32 < xeno> FAG
00:32 < xeno> <-- dying
00:32 < ejp> HYPERQUEER
00:32 < solios> good.
00:32 * mdxi writes a thesis on Hilbert Space Gayness In A Soliosoid System
00:33 < xeno> okay, ow
00:33 * solios wonders if they make meat flavored cigarettes.
00:33 < xeno> i'm laughing so hard I gave myself a headache
00:33 < mdxi> job listing at apple: Visionary Compiler Engineer - Back-End
00:33 < solios> SEE?
00:33 < solios> FAGS.
00:34 < mdxi> THE GCC TEAM IS IN IT WITH THE MARTIANS
00:34 < mdxi> THEY'RE BUILDING COMPILERS FOR GAY UFOS
00:34 < solios> DO YOU KNOW!
00:34 < solios> WHAT CUPERTINO IS DOING!
00:34 < solios> TO THE SOIL!
00:35 < solios> fagbot: doot for Working For Apple.
00:35 < fagbot> TRY AS I MIGHT I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY THESE COCKS
00:35 < solios> are they brushed metal?
00:35 * mdxi slaps forehead
00:35 < solios> ?
00:36 < solios> also.
00:36 < solios> fagbot: doot for A Soliosoid System
00:36 < fagbot> I'D LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COCK / [EXPLETIVES DELETED] HARMONY
00:37 < mdxi> fagbot: doot for DYING OVER HERE
00:37 < fagbot> THE QUESTION IS NOT WHETHER IT'S ART OR PORNOGRAPHY PEOPLE, THE QUESTION IS HOW FAR IS THAT BAT UP THE GUY'S ASS
00:38 < solios> wow.
00:39 < solios> I think I pulled my face.


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Buttfig!


22:20 < solios> sounds like the vocalist just screamed "BUTTFIG!"
22:20 < ejp> ...
22:20 < @rjbs> they're the best kind.
22:21 < solios> fagbot: doot for Melt Banana
22:21 < fagbot> I WILL BE THE FIRST DUI ON A SEGWAY
22:22 < mdxi> would that be Buttfig Newtons or Fig Buttnewtons?
22:22 < @rjbs> Buttfig Newmans
22:22 < @rjbs> so they're buttvegan.
22:25 < mdxi> i don't see how buttsex would be UBERvegan, cause i'm pretty sure they'd classify "shoving up the ass" as "cruelty to vegetables"
22:26 < solios> I'm sure it's consentual buttfigging.
22:27 < @rjbs> no, the point is that you're avoiding the cruely of stuffing MEAT up your ass
22:27 < ejp> ...
22:28 < solios> man's got a point.
22:28 < ejp> in his pants no doubt
22:28 < solios> it's the buttfig.
22:28 < @rjbs> my ass is too powerful for buttfigs. it turns them to jelly
22:28 * rjbs has to use buttpecans


>.<


22:12 < @rjbs> :0
22:12 < @rjbs> http://tv.bodaciousgoddess.com/rachael/
22:12 < @rjbs> OK LISTEN UP PEOPLE WTF
22:13 < @rjbs> DOCUMENTS SHOULD NOT GO FOREVER HORIZONTALLY
22:13 < solios> yes yes.
22:13 < ejp> dear gods that's horrible
22:14 < solios> yes yes.
22:14 < solios> fagbot: doot for rjbs's link
22:14 < fagbot> god, I'm farting a lot. I hope I don't shit my pants
22:14 * solios falls over.
22:14 < solios> fagbot++
22:14 < solios> fuck.
22:14 < @rjbs> this is the second time in recent history that I've seen that.
22:14 < solios> <- looking at the thumbnails and wondering what the shit he was smoking.
22:14 < solios> first for me.
22:15 < solios> that's a Xeno line if ever there was.
22:15 < solios> dude has mind-numbing fart fu.
22:15 < mdxi> ugh. rachel ray.
22:15 < solios> heh.
22:15 < mdxi> OMFG RACHEL REY IS SO HAWT
22:15 < mdxi> no.
22:15 < solios> no?
22:15 < @rjbs> no.
22:15 < solios> no.
22:15 < @rjbs> Gloria suspects she's gay.
22:16 < @rjbs> where "she" is anteceded by Rachael Ray


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Spiderman


13:26 < solios> http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/sony/spiderman2/ o_O
13:27 < rjbs> que es? no flash on here atm
13:27 < @bda> wt
13:27 < solios> rjbs: trailer.
13:28 < rjbs> ah. is it...
13:28 < rjbs> how is it?
13:28 < solios> neat.
13:28 < solios> doc octopus.
13:28 < @bda> Yeah, that ad sucks.
13:28 < @bda> Doc Oc++
13:28 < solios> heh.
13:28 < solios> in the comics, he has a daughter.
13:28 < @bda> Huh.
13:28 < @bda> Didn't know that.
13:28 < solios> who's hot and has the robotentacles.
13:29 < @bda> It's a wonder that she'd ever leave the house.
13:29 < rjbs> yup
13:29 < solios> indeed.
13:29 < rjbs> silly peter.
13:31 < solios> heh
13:31 < rjbs> looks good.
13:32 < @bda> Yeah, wtf.
13:32 < @bda> He'd better get up in that shit.
13:32 < @bda> Claire Danes can have a horseface sometimes, but shee, dawg.
13:32 < rjbs> uh
13:32 < rjbs> claire danes?
13:33 < rjbs> FEELING STUPID TODAY BRYAN?
13:33 * ejp eyes bda
13:33 < solios> I think he's just hot for Claire Danes.
13:33 < solios> bda: ARE YOU FEELING WANGY?
13:33 < @bda> Wha?
13:33 < rjbs> that's not Claire Danes.
13:34 < ejp> BDA: He's not stupid. He's ADVANCED.
13:34 < rjbs> ohyeah
13:34 < rjbs> also noodlefort
13:34 < ejp> NOODLEFORT OMFG!
13:34 < @bda> err. what?
13:34 < ejp> bda: was the Clare Danes comment in relation to something?
13:35 < @bda> Oh, no.
13:35 < @bda> That's Kursten Dunst?
13:35 < @bda> Huh.
13:35 < @bda> I always get them mixed up for some reason.
13:35 < solios> told you he was feeling wangy.
13:35 < ejp> fagbot: doot for bda
13:35 < fagbot> I'M TRYING TO USE MY ACTUAL BRAIN ON THE JOB HERE.


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ALWAYS be prepared.


19:06 < solios> dude.
19:06 < solios> I'm getting a shipment of socks and pants.
19:06 < solios> shipped to work.
19:06 < solios> :D
19:06 < @bda> Good job?
19:06 < solios> well, I had my 'rents mail me underwear here.
19:06 < solios> and that came in really handy.
19:06 < solios> so yeah.
19:07 * solios makes a mental note : bda likes *eats
19:07 < mdxi> < solios> MY KINGDOM FOR A WOOL RAGG THOR-LO HIKING SOCK!
19:07 < mdxi> < FedEx> sign here plz


WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!


18:20 < solios> I just got a pseudo what-if email from the male parental unit.
18:20 < solios> subject: Lee Ermey as a Jedi Knight.
18:20 < solios> which would kick all the ass, honestly.
18:21 < mdxi> O_o
18:21 < mdxi> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MY BELOVED COUNCIL?
18:21 < mdxi> PRIVATE OBI-WAN, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN TEH FORCE?
18:22 < mdxi> HELL, I LIKE YOU, YOU CAN COME OVER AND FUCK THAT SILLY NABOO BITCH ANYTIME


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Part of a hate-filled breakfast.


11:20 < @bda> My balls require a sacrifice.
11:20 * bda goes back to bed.


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2003.11.17
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The Legend Continues
Courtesy of Xeno:
[08:58.09] < bda> link
[08:58.15] < bda> Oh. Oh god.
[08:58.17] < bda> Oh god no.
[08:59.31] < xeno> bda: goddammit
[08:59.44] * mdxi carves another nock in his reasons-to-hate-the-french stick
[09:00.38] < mdxi> also: "peoples"
[09:00.59] < rjbs> blarrrrgh
[09:01.07] < bda> Why do they make it hurt?
[09:01.13] < rjbs> wtf IS that?
[09:01.29] < rjbs> some kind of debian anti-ad?
[09:01.34] < bda> HAHA
[09:02.51] < rjbs> 0900 and already oil paint drying on my hands.
[09:03.08] < mdxi> if dan were here he'd say something like:
[09:04.09] < rjbs> OMFG terrible diffusion! and the nipples are wrong!
[09:04.37] < mdxi> < solios> As we all know, the function of art is the nonverbal transmission of messages. Indeed, it is the message which separates art from the random scribblings of the deranged, damaged, and undeveloped. And the message of this is OMFG DEBIAN MAKES MY ASS EXPLODE
[09:05.30] < rjbs> :)
[09:05.36] < xeno> solios, /everything/ makes your ass explode
[09:05.40] < xeno> * solios wakes up
[09:05.52] < xeno> < soliosbutt> BOOM!
[09:06.09] < bda> Heh.

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2003.11.03
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The Power of Pie


01:32 * ejp returns with a hotpocket
01:33 < solios> no pie?
01:33 < ejp> sadly, no
01:33 < solios> dude.
01:34 < solios> I wish the world would get over this mint thing and replace mint with pie.
01:34 < ejp> er..
01:34 < ejp> what kind of pie?
01:34 < solios> I want pie flavored skittles. And toothpaste.
01:34 < solios> PIE.
01:34 < solios> it's the principal of the thing.
01:34 < ejp> pie is not a flavor.
01:34 < ejp> pie is a concept.
01:34 < solios> pie is a state of mind.
01:35 < solios> for me, pecan.
01:35 < solios> pecan pie++
01:35 < ejp> just like they don't have "math" flavored skittles, they don't have "pie" flavored ones either
01:35 < solios> dude.
01:35 < solios> math is not a falvor.
01:35 < solios> FLAVOR.
01:35 < solios> FLAVA FLAVE.
01:35 < ejp> NEITHER IS PIE!!@!#!
01:35 < solios> dude.
01:35 < solios> pie is totally a flavor.
01:35 < ejp> "sandwich" isn't a flavor.
01:36 < ejp> neither is pie.
01:36 < ejp> so, this pie toothpaste. what would it taste like?
01:36 < ejp> apple pie?
01:36 < solios> it would taste like pie.
01:36 < ejp> pecan pie?
01:36 < solios> you would so totally know it was pie.
01:36 < ejp> but would I know it was meat pie?
01:37 * ejp notes that meat pie++
01:37 < solios> is there mint pie?
01:37 < ejp> maybe we should replace "flavor" as a concept with "pie"
01:37 < solios> meat in general is ++
01:37 < ejp> I suppose there could be
01:37 < ejp> mint pudding pie.
01:38 < solios> crap.
01:38 < ejp> crap pie? no, that wouldn't be good.
01:38 < solios> that refutes my argument of mint != pie.
01:38 < solios> :|
01:38 < ejp> mint creme pie would be good.
01:38 < ejp> not as good as boston-creme though.
01:39 < solios> right.
01:39 < solios> and there's no bostom creme toothpaste.
01:39 < solios> why?
01:39 < solios> it's all part of the PIE CONSPIRACY!
01:40 < ejp> pie is a much too complex taste/idea to cram into toothpaste.
01:40 < ejp> there's only so much room for flavor, pie wouldn't fit
01:40 < solios> boston creme would.
01:40 < ejp> wouldn't be the same.
01:41 < solios> and most people would automatically associate that WITH pie.
01:41 < solios> so it's a start.
01:41 < ejp> of world domination?
01:41 < solios> no, of ending the Tyranny of Mint.
01:41 < ejp> is *that* aiming at world domination?
01:42 < solios> hm.
01:42 < solios> no.
01:42 < solios> just the US.
01:42 < ejp> not interested then.
01:42 < solios> unless Europe has mint up its ass too.
01:42 < ejp> I only do things who's ultimate outcome is world domination.
01:43 < solios> like chibiporn?
01:43 < ejp> yup
01:43 < solios> k


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2003.10.31
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Night of the Living Wangbabies

An IRC log from earlier this week- upon a reread, it's obvious to me that I should probably stop drinking. o_o


01:55 < @solios> Oh.
01:55 < @solios> speaking of evil.
01:55 < @solios> (link of edited dewm)
01:55 < @solios> <- his brainmeats are ph34r.
01:56 < _Lasar> MY BRAINMEATS ARE SAUCE!
01:57 < @solios> Sweet.
01:57 < bda> I had a sammich in my head!
01:58 < @solios> bda: headsammich? o_O
01:59 < bda> It isn't even funny how fucked your brainmeats are.
01:59 < _Lasar> Haha
01:59 < @solios> Tell me about it.
01:59 < bda> Like.
01:59 < _Lasar> At least he's not pulling his own teeth out at work.
01:59 < bda> Usually I find other peoples pain amusing. But no.
01:59 < @solios> o_O
01:59 < _Lasar> How's Steve, anyway?
01:59 < bda> _Lasar: Jesus.
01:59 < bda> _Lasar: I assume he's still stupid.
01:59 < bda> And probably in serious pain.
01:59 < _Lasar> Hah
01:59 < _Lasar> Yeah :/
01:59 < @solios> heh.
01:59 < @solios> dude.
02:00 < @solios> pain is drawing that and realizing there's only Real Girl out there.
02:00 < _Lasar> Remember that IRC episode from months back where a kid overdosed on drugs while irking?
02:00 < @solios> I've OD'ed without irking.
02:00 < @solios> do I win?
02:00 < _Lasar> You didn't die on IRC.
02:00 < _Lasar> Like that kid.
02:00 < @solios> Heh.
02:01 < @solios> No, I woke up with a nosebleed and half a gram of cocaine in my septum.
02:01 < _Lasar> Er.
02:01 < @solios> I woke up, snorted, and was REALLY FUCKING AWAKE.
02:01 < @solios> Awkare neough to realize I didn't apy rent because I shoved it up my nose. :P
02:01 * solios got better.
02:01 < @solios> wait.
02:01 < @solios> somebody died on IRC?
02:02 < bda> Yeah.
02:02 < _Lasar> Yes.
02:02 < @solios> wtf.
02:02 < bda> It was funny.
02:02 < bda> Because the kid was a fucking idiot.
02:02 < bda> And his mom was in the next room.
02:02 < @solios> That's worse than dying while having BAD sex.
02:02 < bda> He did it to prove to other morons that he was "hardcore".
02:02 < _Lasar> Yeah.
02:02 < bda> And none of the other morons, who had his phone number, did anything.
02:02 < _Lasar> Popped all kinds of pills and shit.
02:02 < bda> Also: Webcam.
02:02 < @solios> heh.
02:02 < bda> Darwinism in action, gentlemen.
02:03 < @solios> gods.
02:03 < _Lasar> But one or two of the friends left the room in disgust to show they cared!
02:03 < @solios> morons.
02:03 < @solios> When I was in that phase, I shaved my balls.
02:03 < bda> Yeah. "Oh, man, I can't deal with this. Where's my bowl?"
02:03 < @solios> And wore a skirt.
02:03 < @solios> And confused the FUCK out of males.
02:03 < bda> Speaking of shaving testicles.
02:03 < @solios> o_O
02:03 < bda> I showed Adam and Evan "Drone".
02:03 < @solios> omfg.
02:03 < _Lasar> ?
02:03 < @solios> did they DIE?
02:03 < _Lasar> !
02:03 < _Lasar> ADAM AND EVA(n)
02:04 < _Lasar> ...
02:04 < _Lasar> Don't mind me.
02:04 < bda> Adam: I would appreciate it more if I was 15. His aesthetics are amazing, but I'm not getting any sense of cohesiveness.
02:04 * solios giggles.
02:04 < bda> Evan: ...
02:04 < @solios> heh.
02:04 < _Lasar> Drone?
02:04 < @solios> bda: tell Adam I made it out of shit sitting on my hard drive while I ws ahving a nrvous breakdown.
02:04 < bda> Adam is impressed with you, and believes when I say you've come far in the last two years. :D
02:04 < bda> I did.
02:04 < @solios> I'm not even sure I figured out what cohesiveness was until next year.
02:05 < bda> _Lasar: Drone is an industrial short film Hinder made while losing his mind.
02:05 < bda> And it shows.
02:05 < bda> But yeah.
02:05 < bda> You should do another movie.
02:05 < bda> Only so it makes sense.
02:05 < @solios> i don't want to go nuts again.
02:05 < bda> Call it "Drones" and steal the opening from Aliens like Drone did with Alien. :D
02:05 < _Lasar> You should send me that movie, too
02:05 < @solios> I mean, Drone makes sense now.
02:05 < @solios> So, like.
02:06 < @solios> if I go nuts agian, its' going to be my pr0n crossed with Eraserhead.
02:06 < @solios> Which will be like getting head from Nyarlethotep.
02:06 < bda> ...
02:06 < bda> No.
02:06 < bda> Just.. no.
02:06 < @solios> Right.
02:07 < bda> Can't you do ANYTHING without wangbabies?
02:07 < @solios> Nevermind that Drone : Dissonance is scripted and has a ready cast.
02:07 < @solios> Yes.
02:07 * solios thinks.
02:07 < @solios> Wait.
02:07 < @solios> no.
02:07 < bda> Oh. When are you coming down?
02:07 < @solios> 2028.
02:07 < bda> I need to schedule it with the PWF crew to make sure they're all
02:07 < bda> Oh fuck off :D
02:07 < @solios> Hopefully on a Wednesday.
02:07 < bda> Why Weds?
02:07 < bda> Why not a weekend?
02:08 < @solios> Because.
02:08 < @solios> Thursday's when the bars pick up.
02:08 * bda stares.
02:08 < bda> The only bar we'll be going to is Doobies. Or maybe Dirty Frank's.
02:08 < bda> Or uh, that other one where what's her face works.
02:08 < @solios> fag.
02:08 < bda> Who's a fag?
02:08 < bda> Bitch.
02:08 < @solios> er.
02:08 < @solios> due.
02:08 < @solios> dude, even.
02:08 < bda> due sup
02:08 < @solios> I haven't paid full price for a drink at a bar since 2000.
02:09 < @solios> SO.
02:09 < _Lasar> That's because they're SCARED.
02:09 < bda> That's because you're a fucking lush.
02:09 < @solios> No.
02:09 < @solios> Well, almost.
02:10 < @solios> More like a fixture.
02:10 < @solios> I write ATC in bars. :P
02:10 < @solios> AND IT SHOWS OMFG.
02:10 < @solios> :<
02:10 < @solios> Also, c2s2 will be 13 pages with FUCK said quite a bit.
02:10 < @solios> k?
02:11 < bda> :O
02:13 < @solios> er. I got an email back on my pr0n bit in which the person pegged some details about one of the characters, even though he knows none of the backstory, nor has he seen any of the older developmental art.
02:13 < @solios> bda: he lives in YOUR TOWN.
02:13 < bda> Oh good.
02:13 < bda> More wangbaby fetishists.
02:13 < @solios> Not wangbabies.
02:13 < @solios> But hey.
02:13 < bda> Lies.
02:14 < @solios> The fact other people pop a rubbery one over my pr0n makes me fisty.
02:14 < bda> "Fisty"?
02:14 < bda> God, you're frightening.
02:14 < @solios> In the "take off and nuke the site from orbit" sense of fisty.
02:15 < @solios> As opposed to "WOW I'M IN YOUR ANUS UP TO MY SHOULDER!" sense.
02:15 * bda punches his skull.
02:15 < bda> Hate.
02:15 < bda> Hate.
02:15 < bda> Hate.
02:15 < bda> Hate.
02:15 < bda> Hate.
02:15 * solios listens to King Diamond.
02:15 < bda> Hate.
02:15 < bda> ...hate.
02:15 < @solios> Boy howdy.
02:17 < @solios> bda: feel the power of the WANGBABYSIDE!
02:17 < bda> >:|
02:18 < @solios> I was BORN with wangbabypowah.
02:18 < @solios> It's not like I'm bursting braincases intentionally.
02:19 < bda> Heh.
02:19 < @solios> The sickest thing is that it's gotten me laid.
02:19 < @solios> :|
02:20 < @solios> Oddly enough, me getting s3xx0r3d and me drawing teh pr0n in public on a regular basis both ceased at roughly the same time.
02:20 < @solios> I'm not really sure I want to know what this says about me and girls.
02:20 < @solios> Specifically, the girls.
02:21 < bda> Heh.
02:23 -!- You're now known as solios_will_Be_hungover
02:23 * solios_will_Be_hungover will be, too.
02:23 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> :|
02:23 < bda> Heh.
02:23 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> k!
02:23 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> BRAINS ARE SKWISHY!
02:23 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> I WIN!
02:23 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> I SLEEP!
02:23 < bda> WHOO.
02:23 < bda> 'nite.
02:23 < bda> Crazy man.
02:23 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> 'nite.
02:24 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> best drone sequel would be wangbabydrone.
02:24 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> no one would survive.
02:24 < bda> :X
02:24 < @solios_will_Be_hungover> :D
02:24 * solios_will_Be_hungover goes.


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2003.10.22
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Send me an angel.


01:10 < ejp> fagbot: doot for Dan's sanity
01:10 < fagbot> DICKS / ANY WAY YOU SPELL IT / I LOVE 'EM
01:11 < solios> ...
01:11 < solios> fagbot: 8ball am I sane?
01:11 * fagbot shakes the psychic black sphere...
01:11 < fagbot> It says 'My Sources Say No,' solios
01:11 < solios> fagbot: 8ball is bda sane?
01:11 * fagbot shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
01:11 < fagbot> It says 'Donde esta pantalones de Mozilla?,' solios
01:11 < solios> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:11 * solios dies something fierce.
01:11 < solios> O_O
01:11 < ejp> I'm going to rule that one a "no"
01:11 < solios> fagbot > *
01:11 < fagbot> solios: O_o
01:12 < ejp> fagbot: divine how about me, am I sane?
01:12 * fagbot shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
01:12 < fagbot> It says 'Outlook Sucks,' ejp
01:12 < solios> that so totally pwnz.
01:12 < ejp> :|
01:13 * solios goes back to his heavy breakbeat remix of traditional swedish folk music with heavy distortion.
01:14 < solios> Garmarna++
01:14 < ejp> fagbot: doot for solios's choice in music
01:14 < fagbot> LET'S ALL JUST SADDLE MY FACE
01:15 < ejp> "Press here with Finger and Pull Down"
01:16 < ejp> Christophe Beck - Robot Rampage
01:19 < solios> <- Real Life : Send me an Angel.
01:19 * solios wins.


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2003.10.20
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o_O


00:52 < ejp> you need bb so you can give me good music. :)
00:56 < solios> :d
00:56 < solios> :D even.
00:56 * solios has all the good music.
00:56 < ejp> Bif Naked?
00:57 < solios> dunno.
00:58 < solios> I'm behind.
00:58 < solios> I whored for five years.
00:58 < solios> I'm done.
00:58 < solios> :d
00:58 -!- ejp changed the topic of #tildedot to: < solios> I whored for five
years. < solios> I'm done.
01:02 < mdxi> bored.
01:03 < solios> ejp: !
01:04 < solios> ejp: !
01:04 < solios> fagbot: doot for best. topic. evar.
01:04 < fagbot> I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS
01:04 < ejp> :D
01:04 < solios> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:04 < solios> owned.


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2003.08.29
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These are not the droids you're looking for.


04:26 <@solios> blacken my life with all such needs.
04:43 -!- You're now known as solios_prehangover
08:21 < _Lasar> haha
10:54 -!- darcmarc [~darcmarc@dsd3-d9bbd074.pool.mediaWays.net] has joined #dotnet10:54 -!- mode/#dotnet [+o darcmarc] by ChanServ
13:34 -!- You're now known as solios
13:46 <@solios> BLAR


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2003.08.10
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Part of this nutritious breakfast


01:39 < Xenothaulus> I just realised I drank 5 pounds of beer
01:39 < Xenothaulus> BEER
01:40 < Xenothaulus> er...
01:40 < solios> POUNDS?
01:40 < Xenothaulus> POUNDS
01:40 < Xenothaulus> yes, pounds
01:40 < solios> um.
01:40 < Xenothaulus> POUNDS!
01:40 < Xenothaulus> er...
01:40 < Xenothaulus> six
01:40 < solios> pounds?
01:40 < Xenothaulus> SIX pounds of beer


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2003.07.31
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Save versus Davros.


02:22 < mdxi> you know what?
02:22 < mdxi> everything sucks
02:23 < solios> yes.
02:23 < solios> has for awhile.
02:23 < solios> IT'S ALL SHIT.
02:23 < mdxi> BURN EVERYTHING
02:23 < solios> BURNINATE
02:24 < solios> WE OBEY NO ONE. WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
02:24 < solios> DESTROY!
02:24 * solios sics Dalek ninjas on the world.
02:25 < mdxi> oh god. that's roleplaying comedy gold right there.
02:25 < mdxi> RACE: DELEK
02:25 < mdxi> CLASS: NINJA
02:25 < mdxi> HANDICAPS: SMOOTH SURFACES ONLY
02:26 < mdxi> BONUSES: EXTERMINATE


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2003.07.30
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confessions of the bot


04:19 <@bda> Kiba is such a fuckin' badass. o_O
04:19 < solios> fagbot: DOOT for bda.
04:19 < fagbot> come here and put your face up my skirt
04:19 < ejp> !
04:19 <@bda> er.
04:19 <@bda> fagbot is a GIRL?
04:19 < solios> fagbot: 8ball are you a girl?
04:19 * fagbot shakes the psychic black sphere...
04:19 < fagbot> It says 'As I See It, Yes,' solios
04:19 < ejp> fagbot is...anything you want him/her to be.
04:19 * solios dies.
04:19 <@bda> THE WORLD'S FOUNDATION SHAKE


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2003.07.20
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ACHOO!


16:03 <@solios> I think my butt's gonna sneeze.
16:03 <@solios> bbiab.
16:03 < stevers> Mine vomited earlier.
16:08 <@solios> :|
16:08 <@solios> I tihnk my butt's bulemic or something.
16:08 -!- Xenothaulus [Xeno513@cloaked.stcgpa.adelphia.net] has joined #dotnet
16:08 < stevers> Meaning, your butt also binges?
16:09 < Xenothaulus> ...
16:09 < Xenothaulus> Why do I bother coming in here anymore?
16:09 < Xenothaulus> Every time I do, people talk about butts and sex or sex and butts or buttsex.
16:10 < Xenothaulus> Why don't you change the channel name to #fagnet or #dotfag and get it over with?
16:11 <@solios> o_O
16:11 <@solios> stevers: sort of. More of the purging thing.
16:11 <@solios> Xenothaulus: wup?
16:11 < stevers> Ah.
16:11 < stevers> Fleet Enema. :)


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2003.06.28
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Four hours of Joy.


19:54 <@homeslice> Buttplug?
19:57 <@solios> Buttplug.
20:49 <@solios> BUTTPLUG!
21:10 <@homeslice> BUTT!
21:10 <@homeslice> PLUG!
21:20 <@solios> buttplug.
23:02 -!- Arbo [~Arbo@cloaked.rev.o1.com] has joined #dotnet
23:02 < Arbo> Bryan?
23:07 <@solios> buttplug.

Do note the timestamps.


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2003.06.26
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REM Shub N'ggu-who?


01:20 < ejp> there are very few gods that listen to anything in this channel.
01:20 < solios> I think it's a natural defense mechanism.
01:20 < mdxi> i'm pretty sure the Elder Ones heep tabs
01:21 < solios> fagbot: doot for willingly deaf
01:21 < fagbot> THIS RAPE FARM HAS NO COWS
01:21 < solios> mdxi: ?
01:21 < mdxi> keep
01:21 < solios> hahah.
01:21 < ejp> heep! heep!
01:21 < solios> fagbot: Cthulhu?
01:21 < fagbot> i guess Cthulhu is the shit.
01:21 < solios> fagbot: Nyarlethotep?
01:21 < fagbot> no clue, solios
01:21 < solios> I think I spelled that one wrong.
01:21 < solios> fagbot: doot for Cthulhu.
01:21 < fagbot> I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR CODE - SUGGESTIONS REALLY, IN THE FORM OF DIRECT ORDERS
01:22 < solios> fagbot: botsnack.
01:22 < fagbot> thanks solios :)
01:22 < mdxi> when cthulhu requests code changes, people listen
01:22 < ejp> heh
01:22 < mdxi> he talks to Windows dev teams via interpretive dance
01:23 < ejp> I don't take no orders from no stinkin' squid.
01:23 < mdxi> the VB team failed their sanity roll, clearly
01:24 < mdxi> < Cthulhu> UM NA GOSHOTH YOG NA'BETH
01:24 < mdxi> < Sun> yes, we should push Java everywhere but not give anyone decent tools and make it run like crap
01:24 < mdxi> < Cthulhu> A HA HA HA
01:25 * solios fell over laughing back on the interpretive dance bit.
01:27 < ejp> anyone read the news.com thing from Lord Gates?
01:27 < solios> < Cthulhu> RAAA HUR GLAR FNUH SHN'RELTH!
01:27 < solios> < Apple> Netinfo, baby.
01:27 < solios> ejp: I've been too busy listening to the Great Old Ones to pay attention to His Lordship.
01:28 < ejp> it's hilarous
01:28 < solios> :o
01:28 < ejp> < Satan> I'm not evil, honest!


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2003.06.24
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That's what she said.


01:31 <@Krev> Stupid weather.
01:31 < solios> Yes.
01:32 < solios> It makes my bathing suit area all boggy.
01:32 * Krev tries to not think about solios' bathing suit area.
01:32 <@Krev> Damn it.
01:32 <@Krev> It's like the white elephant.
01:33 < solios> O_o
01:33 < solios> Thanks, I think.
01:33 <@Krev> I didn't say it was pleasant.
01:35 < solios> neither did I.
01:35 <@Krev> o_o

Highs in the 90s for the next 3 days. Pittsburgh 90's. Which feels like celcius. Never mind the 90% humidity. My pants are already sticking to me.


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2003.06.19
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If you build it, they will come.


13:13 < ejp> bahaha
13:13 < ejp> wake up solios!
13:13 < ejp> I just got a call from Earthlink.
13:13 < ejp> "Hello, I'm calling on behalf of Earthlink about "chibiporn.com"
13:13 < rjbs> awesome!
13:13 < ejp> funniest thing I've heard in a long whole
13:14 < rjbs> what did they want?
13:14 < ejp> s/whole/while/
13:14 < ejp> to host/design it
13:14 < rjbs> that's right: don't tell us about ong wholes
13:14 < rjbs> ejp: ugh, jeez.
13:14 < ejp> "One month free!"
13:14 < rjbs> ejp: what'd you say?
13:14 < ejp> told them I already host it, and that Dan was a artboi
13:14 < rjbs> did they persist?
13:15 < ejp> nope
13:15 < rjbs> that's ncie


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2003.06.17
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Shredder hates the both of them.


oIKIEINo (01:50): Pay homage to my turtle
oIKIEINo (01:50): her name is Soup
ikonlust (01:51): * falls over dead.
oIKIEINo (01:51): Altho you might want to pay respect to Norbert as well
ikonlust (01:51): er.
oIKIEINo (01:51): he's got a vile temper
ikonlust (01:51): Norbert?
oIKIEINo (01:51): as Shredder the crayfish found out
oIKIEINo (01:51): yeah
oIKIEINo (01:51): Norberts also a turtle
oIKIEINo (01:51): a tad smaller than Soup
ikonlust (01:51): Soup.
oIKIEINo (01:51): but much more vicious
oIKIEINo (01:51): yes
oIKIEINo (01:52): my turtle
oIKIEINo (01:52): Norbert is Jen's
ikonlust (01:52): Named SOUP.
oIKIEINo (01:52): yes
ikonlust (01:52): k!
oIKIEINo (01:52): lol
oIKIEINo (01:52): Shredder hates the both of them
oIKIEINo (01:52): and Norbert just hates everything
oIKIEINo (01:53): actually
oIKIEINo (01:53): Shredder and Norbert could commiserate
ikonlust (01:53): Norbert sounds like a friend of mine.
oIKIEINo (01:53): seeing as how they're constantly fighting with the other inhabitants of the tank
ikonlust (01:53): I think you spelled that wrong.
ikonlust (01:53): Do they make turtle trojans?
oIKIEINo (01:53): but they're too busy fighting each otehr
oIKIEINo (01:54): [shrugs]
oIKIEINo (01:54): ask them
oIKIEINo (01:54): Norbert only hisses at us
oIKIEINo (01:54): but maybe he'll talk to you
ikonlust (01:54): somehow, I doubt it.
oIKIEINo (01:54): [shrugs]
oIKIEINo (01:54): you never know
ikonlust (01:54): You're a strange man.
oIKIEINo (01:54): I'm pretty sure that shredder is plotting to kill me


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2003.06.16
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er.


16:17 <@bda> Ego's just a survival trait. "I matter, so I'd rather not be eaten by a tiger or some crazy woman in Maine."
16:17 <@bda> Also.
16:17 <@bda> My nuts.
16:17 <@bda> GOOD CHRIST MY NUTS
16:17 <@bda> brb.


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2003.06.13
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Kickin' it oldskool.


23:16 * ejp ponders getting off his ass and looking for honey tomorrow
23:16 < mdxi> it's not that hard to find
23:16 < mdxi> usually around the syrup
23:17 < ejp> I need unfiltered/unpasturized
23:17 < ejp> for mead
23:17 < rjbs> you guys remember the hp libretto?
23:17 < rjbs> no, toshiba
23:17 < ejp> the little one?
23:17 < ejp> yeah, I remember that
23:18 < mdxi> why is everyone all about making mead these days?
23:18 < mdxi> from 1600 to 1990 humanity got along alright without it
23:18 < rjbs> mdxi: they said that about the plague, too
23:18 < rjbs> but it's back.
23:18 < rjbs> who are we to question fashion?
23:18 < mdxi> ah, the classics


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2003.06.10
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Sex and the channel.


02:55 < ejp> I think smart people have a duty to reproduce.
02:55 < ejp> somebody has to counteract the sheeple
02:57 < mdxi> you go right ahead; i'll be over here with all the spare time and money. and sex life.
02:57 < ejp> either we breed them out, or we kill them off. I'm just picking the legal one
02:58 < solios> See.
02:58 < solios> Here's my conoundrum.
02:58 < solios> Sex > ~*
02:58 < solios> * > children
02:59 < mdxi> ignoring that the top thousandth of the earth's population could never possibly "ourbreed" the other nine hundred ninety-nine thousandths
02:59 < mdxi> that's ecologically unsound and irresponsible
02:59 < mdxi> you either have to KILL or CASTRATE
02:59 < mdxi> or not care
03:01 < ejp> so we kill them.
03:02 < solios> And castrate them.
03:04 < ejp> ok, *you* get to castrate the corpses.
03:05 < ejp> I think it's kind of pointless though.
03:05 < ejp> unless you're worried about zombie orgies.
03:05 * solios gets out the weed whacker.
03:05 < ejp> which is a valid concern I suppose.
03:05 < solios> not for long.
03:05 < ejp> fagbot: doot for zombie orgies
03:05 < fagbot> PLEASE SEND ME PIX!! WRITING YOU AGAIN IN CASE THE FIRST MAIL DISAPPEARED
03:05 < solios> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:06 * ejp falls over
03:06 * solios dies.
03:06 < ejp> a flamingly gay necrophilliac.


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2003.06.06
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Livewire versus Genne Light, round one.


21:46 < Xenothaulus_drinking> I'mma go grab another Genny
21:46 < Xenothaulus_drinking> brb
21:46 < solios> :|
21:46 < solios> Motherfucker.
21:46 < solios> WHY DO YOU DRINK THE ASSWATER?!
21:46 < Xenothaulus_drinking> Because it's GOOD asswater
21:47 < solios> Dude.
21:47 < Xenothaulus_drinking> You don't even fucking drink beer, so stfu
21:47 < solios> I almost spit my orange dew all over my monitor.
21:47 < solios> ASS.
21:47 < solios> :D
21:47 < Xenothaulus_drinking> Also, it is CHEAP asswater
21:47 < Xenothaulus_drinking> lol
21:47 < Xenothaulus_drinking> Goo- ... did you just say Orange Mt. Dew?
21:47 < solios> Asswater is, by definition, ASS WATER.
21:47 < solios> Yeah.
21:47 < solios> I've got my spine.
21:47 < Xenothaulus_drinking> ...
21:47 < solios> I've got my orange dew.
21:47 < Xenothaulus_drinking> Not for long.
21:47 < solios> Follow me.
21:47 < solios> Don't follow me.
21:48 < Xenothaulus_drinking> You've got an awful lot of nerve to call something asswater whilst drinking that fucking swill.
21:48 < Xenothaulus_drinking> It's like... an orange ice pop mixed with club soda and vegetable oil.
21:48 < solios> I'VE GOT MY SPINE I'VE GOT MY ORANGE DEW.
21:48 < solios> Yes.
21:48 < Xenothaulus_drinking> asdfl;kjasdf
21:48 < Xenothaulus_drinking> Okay fucker, now I spewed beer all over my monitor
21:48 < solios> I like orange soda, but it's usually ALL THE CARBONATION.
21:48 < solios> :D
21:48 < Xenothaulus_drinking> Penisdoodle
21:49 < Xenothaulus_drinking> ...
21:49 < Xenothaulus_drinking> I hit shift to capitalise the I to emphasise it...
21:49 * Xenothaulus_drinking surrenders.


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2003.06.04
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Gobble gobble!


14:29 < ejp> everything after the overclocked lemons is ass
14:30 < ejp> haha. Win2k3Srv patch
14:31 < solios> o_O
14:40 < solios> speaking of ass.
14:40 < solios> fagbot: doot for Win2k3srv
14:40 < fagbot> BE MY DATE FOR THE ENCHANTMENT UNDER MY BALLS DANCE
14:40 < ejp> fagbot: doot for windows
14:40 < fagbot> BONJOUR MADAME
14:41 < solios> And the world spreads its legs.
14:45 < solios> o_o
14:45 <@phun> I was the turkey all along!
14:45 < solios> O_o
15:11 <@phun> It was me!
15:11 <@phun> I was the turkey!


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2003.05.31
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If you keep crankin', you'll go blind.


05:06 <@bda> Once, I tried to masturbate to death.
05:06 < solios> NINETY SEVEN!
05:06 <@bda> Most disturbing sight ever: Bloody penis.
05:07 < solios> Yeah.
05:07 < solios> Been there.
05:07 < solios> Chafing sucks.
05:07 < solios> :|
05:07 < solios> Also.
05:07 <@bda> I can't decide what'll suck more. Rik reading the scrollback and
cancelling ~con, or ordering "toys" for it.
05:07 < solios> I got a blister on my weenis once.
05:07 <@bda> Shoulda used better socks.
05:07 < solios> And some weird molting thing happened to it in Pittsburgh.
05:07 <@bda> hahah.
05:07 <@bda> solios is a Visitor.
05:07 < solios> ?
05:07 <@bda> V.
05:08 < solios> Heh.
05:08 < solios> No.
05:08 < solios> I drank the tap water.
05:08 < solios> :|
05:08 <@bda> Haha.
05:08 <@bda> That's fucked up.
05:08 < ejp> god damn, someone find me a Christan bible thumper channel to
paste this shit into.
05:08 < solios> Fortunately my peener didn't fall off.
05:08 < solios> It tried to, though.

Presently....

05:09 < ejp> what are we talking about?
05:10 <@bda> Bothering with self-control.
05:10 <@bda> If we wanna talk about wang, we can talk about wang. In a totally
heterosexual way.
05:10 <@bda> With molting.
05:10 <@bda> Molting isn't gay.
05:10 <@bda> Maybe solios is a xenomorph.
05:10 <@bda> It wouldn't be unprecedented.
05:10 < solios> Or maybe it's the tapwater.
05:10 < ejp> suuure. "tapwater"
05:11 <@bda> http://foreword.com/f00/txt/aliens
05:12 < solios> Heh.
05:12 * solios eats bda's face.
05:12 < solios> mmmm. chewy.
05:12 <@bda> >:|
05:12 < solios> Not my fault you don't floss. :D
05:12 <@bda> o_O


04:50 <@bda> I don't know about you cunts, but I'm just naturally this idiotic.


04:48 <@bda> Yeah.
04:48 <@bda> When I said "Fucking bards."
04:48 < ejp> ah.
04:48 < solios> Er.
04:48 * ejp sets bda on fire
04:48 <@bda> I don't think people fucking with a Scot's wang is funny.
04:48 < solios> Dude.
04:48 <@bda> :D
04:48 < solios> Get it right.
04:48 < solios> SPOONY BARDS.
04:48 < solios> SPOONY.
04:48 < ejp> CLEANSING FLAME
04:48 < solios> Say it with me now.
04:49 < solios> S P O O N Y.
04:49 < solios> ktks.
04:49 < ejp> SPOONY HARB
04:49 <@bda> !
04:49 <@bda> I'm not.
04:49 * solios chases the harble with a tazer.
04:49 <@bda> wt
04:49 < solios> You will be!
04:49 * bda removes his wangclips.
04:49 <@bda> PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR IMMOLATION
04:49 < solios> d3wm?
04:50 < solios> Hm.
04:50 <@bda> You know when Diablo cast Inferno?
04:50 < ejp> so, who got the channel stoned?
04:50 * solios sicks a Taco Bell Death Blossom on the Wang of Dewm.
04:50 < solios> No?
04:50 <@bda> I don't know about you cunts, but I'm just naturally this idiotic.
04:51 < ejp> it's scary because it's true
04:51 < solios> Indeed.
04:51 <@bda> Speaking of cunts.
04:51 * bda digs around for that can of ezcheez.
04:51 < solios> Bush?
04:51 < fagbot> well, Bush is another word for cunt
04:51 < ejp> bda: er...
04:51 < ejp> those two things really shouldn't be mixed
04:51 <@bda> Coward.


As seen on tee vee.


04:41 <@bda> Fucking false advertising.
04:41 <@bda> But then there was sex0r.
04:42 <@bda> So.
04:42 * bda ++
04:42 < solios> Dude.
04:42 < solios> If it's not MY dick in SOMEONES hoohoo, it's not sex0r.
04:42 < solios> Also.
04:42 < solios> http://mercury.mirrorshades.org/
04:42 <@bda> o_O
04:43 < ejp> so, I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that, k?
04:43 < solios> k!
04:43 <@bda> I recall you listening to 3 Doors Down the other day.
04:43 <@bda> Mr Industrial Death.
04:43 < solios> Yes.
04:43 < solios> Also, Van Hagar.
04:43 <@bda> I bet it was "Everything".
04:43 <@bda> And you cried like a baby.
04:43 <@bda> Fag.
04:43 < solios> No.
04:43 < solios> Kryptonite.
04:43 < solios> Assrabbit.
04:44 <@bda> Oh.
04:44 <@bda> wtf.
04:44 <@bda> I was thinking of Lifehouse.
04:44 * bda smokes some crack.


<@bda> There was no context.

Selected excerpts of "I AM DRUNK AND IMAGING FLOPPIES WHY THE HELL DOESN'T MY QUICKTAKE 150 WORK WITH OS 9 OMFG!!!!1" night.


04:19 <@bda> She looks scary, but I don't see a dick.
04:20 <@bda> Ugh, so earlier today one of the sales guys asks me to set up his
laptop so he can rx/tx mail from home.
04:20 <@bda> So I do. And then he asks how he connects to the Internet when he
gets home.
04:20 <@bda> And I say he needs an ISP.
04:20 <@bda> And he says, "What's that?"
04:20 <@bda> And then I exploded into little meaty bits and caked the walls
with my squishy insides.
04:20 < ejp> Mmm, meaty bits
04:21 < ejp> you sound like you'd make a good pizza topping.

After which we paused, for a break from our sponsors.
And then!

04:26 < phun> I met the hottest girl tonight
04:26 < phun> and she has her own band!
04:26 <@bda> WOW
04:26 <@bda> Do they suck?
04:26 <@bda> More importantly, does she?

And there was much rejoicing. After which.

04:32 * bda punches himself in the nuts.
04:32 <@bda> BEHOLD MY POWA

Then.

04:05 <@solios> BLAM.
04:33 <@solios> Taken compeltely out of context:
04:33 <@solios> 04:32 * bda punches himself in the nuts.
04:33 <@solios> 04:32 <@bda> BEHOLD MY POWA
04:33 <@bda> There was no context.
04:33 <@solios> Sure there is.
04:33 <@bda> No, there isn't.
04:33 <@solios> k!
04:33 <@solios> There is only Zul?
04:34 <@bda> Zu'ul.
04:34 <@solios> Is that a yes?
04:34 <@bda> No.
04:34 <@bda> FOO.
04:34 <@solios> I can see how you and Andy managed to not kill each other.
04:34 <@solios> SIXTY FOUR!

And suddenly!

04:34 <@bda> Heh.
04:34 <@bda> I miss Molly.
04:34 <@bda> :D
04:35 <@solios> SIXTY FIVE!

And then! Just when you thought you were ALREADY in AGONY!

04:39 <@bda> hahah. wtf.
04:39 <@bda> Dude.
04:39 < solios> ?
04:39 <@bda> "J.Lo" and LL Cool J.
04:39 < solios> Dude.
04:39 < solios> That's like my dick.
04:39 < solios> And your ass.
04:39 < solios> So totally not happening.
04:39 <@bda> Grangrenous?
04:39 <@bda> GRANG
04:39 * bda points at iTunes.
04:39 < solios> :X
04:39 <@bda> It's there, yo.
04:39 <@bda> Oh.
04:39 <@bda> I've HEARD this before.
04:39 <@bda> UGH


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2003.05.28
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I <3 ~.


14:06 < mdxi> ahhh
14:06 < mdxi> it's not bass until you can feel your thorax resonating
14:06 < solios> You have a thorax?
14:07 < mdxi> I'VE SAID TOO MUCH


No, really.


13:58 < solios> fagbot1: doot for Windows 95 emulation.
13:58 < fagbot1> I'M A CHAR TO A STAR TO A POINTER TO A DONG TO A BONG TO THIS GUN TO RIGHT IN MY MOUTH GOODBYE
13:58 < rjbs> several years ago, some local politican shot himself on the live local news
13:58 < rjbs> and that's all I have to say about that.
13:59 < solios> Bud Dwyer.
13:59 < solios> I put the footage in a short film.
13:59 < rjbs> er
13:59 < rjbs> er.
13:59 < rjbs> buddwyer.com
13:59 < rjbs> wtf.


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2003.05.24
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Also.


02:51 <@bda> Wow.
02:51 <@bda> (reading mercury)
02:51 <@bda> You listening to 3 Doors Down.
02:51 <@bda> That's just.. fucked.


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2003.05.16
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Bad 80s Fridays


12:38 * solios blasts Bon Fucking Jovi at his coworkers.
12:39 * ejp looks for a Matrix 1 mpeg
12:39 < mdxi> * solios's love is like bad medicine
12:39 < rjbs> little missolios can't be wrong.
12:39 < solios> < designer> wtf is that?
12:40 < solios> < sysop> DANGER ZONE!!!!
12:40 < solios> < designer> SWEET! IT REALLY IS 80s FRIDAY!!! THANK YOU
DAN!!!!!11
12:40 < solios> < solios> O_O
12:40 * solios is playing chunks of Top Gun at his coworkers.
12:40 < solios> Friday is Bad 80s Day at teh Exhibits work pit. :)
12:40 < ejp> solios: say it with me, "music is not a weapon"
12:41 <@bda> LIes.
12:41 * solios kicks it over to Firehouse.
12:41 < solios> And that was All She Wrote.
12:41 * solios cues up Warrant.
12:42 < mdxi> you're *my* cherry pie
12:42 <@bda> Okay.
12:42 <@bda> That shit goes against the fucking Geneva convention.
12:42 * bda tries solios for war crimes.


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2003.05.12
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It's not part of Base?


12:57 < stevers> su: visudo: command not found
12:57 <@bda> So you gotta use something (like vi, hopefully) which doesn't fuck up.
12:57 <@bda> ...
12:57 <@bda> Install sudo.
12:57 < stevers> Er
12:57 <@solios> o_o
12:57 < stevers> I have to install that?
12:57 <@solios> !
12:58 <@bda> Yessss.
12:58 * solios falls over.


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2003.05.01
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Gravy.


13:26 < solios> I smell gravy.
13:32 < rjbs> > EAT THE GRAVY
13:33 <@phun> move to iceland
13:38 < mdxi> I don't see an 'Iceland' here
13:39 < solios> I see gravy.
13:47 < ejp> I CAST MAGIC MISSLE AT THE GRAVY!


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2003.04.24
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Your daily dose of ?!


19:50 < solios> !
19:51 < solios> uh.
19:51 < solios> Dude.
19:51 < solios> when did we decide to bomb the moon?
19:51 < rjbs> ?
19:51 < rjbs> the soviets actually considered nuking the moon in the 60's.
19:51 * panner votes in the k5 poll from his zaurus
19:51 < ejp> the moon might be a WMD.
19:51 < ejp> thus, the bombage
19:51 < rjbs> the idea was that a moon-nuking would be visible from earth
19:51 < solios> Good point.
19:51 < solios> It could be harboring terrorists.
19:51 < rjbs> so, the soviets thought it would be a good show of force
19:52 < rjbs> well, some soviet scientists
19:52 < solios> o_O
19:52 < rjbs> the sec'ty general was like, "hoyl fuck are you people insane?"
and vetoed it.
19:52 * solios is reminded of the redux of The Time Machine.
19:52 < ejp> that's a special breed of crazy
19:52 < rjbs> didn't see it.


You've got cold!


02:06 < killjoy> gotta wonder where sars came from... it's like uber-flu.
02:07 < solios> China.
02:07 < killjoy> well, duh.
02:07 < killjoy> but it just appeared.
02:07 < solios> So did AIDS.
02:07 < killjoy> usually we see mutants of mutants of mutants floatin' about.
02:07 < solios> And a lot of other diseases.
02:07 < solios> yep.
02:07 < solios> Dude.
02:07 < solios> The flu and the cold.
02:07 < killjoy> like the flu, for example, lol.
02:07 < solios> know why we get 'em every year?
02:07 < solios> they come from over there.
02:07 < killjoy> every year a new version!
02:07 < killjoy> flu, 2.4 longer lasting, more efficient headaches, and for a
limited time only, MORE VOMIT.
02:09 < killjoy> meanwhile the cold is like aol.
02:10 < killjoy> everyyear, slightly better, but nothing monumental.
02:10 < killjoy> cold, vers 9.41, now with more annoying headache and longerlasting sinus clog.
02:13 < solios> dude.
02:13 < solios> I got the service pack.
02:13 * solios is running cold, vers. 9.41.2
02:13 < killjoy> rotfl
02:13 < killjoy> i'm running west nile virus vers. 1.5
02:14 < killjoy> extreme duration added.
02:14 < solios> It has the Hyperloogie sinus congestion uprade, with extra duration.
02:14 < killjoy> funfunfun
02:14 < killjoy> i have post nasal drip.
02:14 < killjoy> try having a sinus clogger with that shit.
02:14 < killjoy> wake up in the morning with the mother of all loogies, and no
worthy targets..
02:15 < solios> dude. ya gotta save that shit.
02:15 < solios> like, in a jar or something.
02:15 < killjoy> rofl.
02:15 < solios> and then mail it back to cold with their fucking cold 9.4 cd in
the mail.


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2003.04.23
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My life in pictures.


03:53 < solios> one of these days I'll put the shit that bothers me up on the web.
03:53 < solios> :D
03:54 < killjoy> rofl.
03:54 < killjoy> nothing like drawing stuff that even makes you go "ewwwwwww"
03:54 < solios> yeah.
03:54 < solios> makes my feel froogy.
03:54 < solios> < idea> LEMME OUT ASSHAT!
03:54 < killjoy> rofl.
03:54 < solios> < me> $#%#%$#%#$!!!!!
03:54 < killjoy> rofl
03:54 < solios> < idea> I KEEL YOU!
03:54 < solios> * idea flogs solios
03:55 < killjoy> ...
03:55 < solios> That's basically how it works.
03:55 < killjoy> no doubt.


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2003.04.22
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Less often than more.


23:04 <@esch> solios: 11.
23:04 <@solios> esch: 391.2
23:04 <@esch> solios: i.
23:04 <@solios> esch: gerbils.
23:05 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> ?solios? ARMAGEDDON!
23:05 <@esch> solios: more often than not.
23:05 <@solios> esch: omfg.
23:05 <@solios> esch: how do you get them out?
23:06 <@esch> Less often than more.
23:06 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> You have to offer them little treats
23:06 <@solios> I thought taco bell was the way to go.
23:06 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> You know, like, "If you come out, you'll get a cooasdkjfasdlf;jas;dlj
23:06 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> Well yes, there's that too.
23:07 <@solios> It's also cheaper than cookies.
23:07 <@esch> What isn't?
23:07 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> ...
23:07 <@solios> esch: tanks.
23:08 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> NASA
23:08 <@solios> Also comic books.
23:08 <@solios> And bda.
23:08 <@esch> solios: on the 5th they will be.
23:08 <@esch> No, comics.
23:08 <@esch> 5/5 is free comic book day.
23:08 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> yeah
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> I'd like Action Comics #1 please
23:09 <@solios> Dude.
23:09 <@solios> Fuck that.
23:09 <@solios> I want free gerbils.
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> also The Amazing Spiderman #4
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> ...
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> I'm sure you'll get them
23:09 < Xenothaulus_tanked_on_rum151> Which reminds me
23:09 * solios gets a tube, a can of deep woods off and a lighter.
23:09 <@esch> No.


#~.

Naturally, as soon as I find out mercury works:


14:06 < rjbs> I see blood and destruction.
14:06 < rjbs> Our elimination because of one man.
14:07 < solios> rjbs: got enough fiber in your diet?
14:07 < rjbs> tell the mob who snig your song that they are fools and they are
wrong
14:07 < rjbs> they are a curse
14:07 < rjbs> they should disperse
14:08 < solios> dude.
14:08 * solios plays some New Order.
14:08 < mdxi> face down
14:08 < mdxi> ass up
14:08 < rjbs> why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
14:08 < mdxi> that's the way
14:08 < mdxi> we like to fuck
14:08 < rjbs> nothing can be done to stop the shouting.
14:08 < rjbs> if every tongue were still the noise would still continue
14:08 < rjbs> the rocks and stones themselves would start to sing!
14:08 < rjbs> hosanna heysanna sanna sanna ho, sanna hey sanna ho sanna!
14:09 < mdxi> ahh, Toto
14:09 < solios> dude.
14:09 <@bda> Fuck.
14:09 < solios> that's pretty fucked up right there.
14:09 <@bda> The restore just failed.
14:10 <@bda> 15G in.
14:10 <@bda> Out of 39. :|
14:10 < solios> fagbot: door for irkeoke.
14:10 < fagbot> solios: eat me, assboi
14:10 < solios> fagbot: doot, even.
14:10 < fagbot> I'M AN ELECTRONIC MUSICIAN SCULPTING SYNTHESIZED SOUND SHAPES!! *GLK* suicide


Like a steering wheel in your pants.


13:51 < solios> fagbot: doot for /Volumes
13:51 < fagbot> REMEMBER WHEN WE LIVED TOGETHER AND WE WOULD TAKE THE BUS TO VARIOUS GAY PLACES AND YOU WOULD INSIST YOU WERE NOT GAY BUT BOY DID LESLIE AND CECIL AND FREDERICK AT BLOWHOLE'S KNOW OTHERWISE
13:51 < solios> o_O
13:51 < ejp> sounds like OS X
13:52 < mdxi> heh

The 'shades crew knows what's up with h and morg downtime- for the rest of you hoopy froods, the 1u of Lovecraftian Lubb that is Hastur was de-racked, reprocessed, buried in soft peat for a month, set on fire and then shipped to Philly, where it is now safely out of the suck that is the capnet IP range.

ph34r.


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2003.03.28
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Straight to the head.

04:21 < ejp> I should stop sniffing this Sharpie.


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2003.03.24
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Fruit thinger.


21:28 <@bda> I'm gonna go buy a fruit thinger. brb.
21:28 <@bda> haha.
21:28 <@bda> Spaz.
21:28 < solios> Fruit thinger?
21:28 <@bda> Bucket o' fruit.
21:28 < solios> er.
21:28 <@bda> It's a bucket full of fruit.
21:29 <@bda> Why doens't anyone GET THIS?
21:29 < solios> sounds like fun.
21:29 < solios> because fruit == fag.
21:29 <@bda> er.
21:29 <@bda> I hadn't thought of that, actually.
21:29 < solios> :D
21:29 <@bda> o_O
21:29 < solios> whoah.
21:29 <@bda> But no. FRUIT. Like off trees and out of the ground and shit.
21:29 <@bda> >:|


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2003.03.19
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Saddam a go-go


02:26 < rystic> what do you think of this war solios?
02:26 < necKro> predator drones and combat nets, oh my
02:27 <@solios> yay drones.
02:27 <@solios> rystic: I'm mixed.
02:28 <@solios> One, I think bush is a tool. Two, I think the UN is a bunch of
ass-dragging pansies.
02:28 < necKro> That doesn't really say how you feel about war with Iraq,
though.
02:28 < necKro> (I would expect anyone with half a brain to think Bush is a
tool.)
02:28 <@solios> So it's a situation where an extremely ineffectual organization
is trying to block an extremely scary UberTool from doing what
the extremely ineffectual organization refused to do 13 years
ago.
02:29 <@solios> Saddam is the enemy.
02:29 <@solios> But we're going to war with Iraq.
02:29 <@solios> Something about that sucks fierce goat cheese.
02:29 < necKro> That's a nice way of putting.
02:29 < necKro> it.
02:29 <@solios> Conversely!
02:30 <@solios> By telling the UN to shove a cat up their ass, Bush has
guranteed that Saddam is his re-election bid.
02:30 < necKro> I just hope the CyberWar (tm) shitstorm is relatively
concentrated in Saddam's direction.
02:30 <@solios> We get to stay their until we say we're done.
02:30 <@solios> Which will probably be after we use Baghdad to launch strikes
on Iran.
02:30 < necKro> But of course Bush is probably going to drag it on.
02:30 < necKro> Sounds like fun!
02:31 <@solios> Heh.
02:31 <@solios> This is somehow going to factor into his second term, I know it.
02:31 <@solios> During which he'll probably go after Iran.
02:31 <@solios> Saving N. Korea for the next president.
02:31 <@solios> While we're at it, we should take over Poland.
02:31 <@solios> We need room to maneuver.
02:31 < necKro> I think Bush getting re-elected would prompt me to skip town.
02:32 < necKro> It's only six hours to Canada.
02:32 <@solios> Same here.
02:32 <@solios> Though I would need a VERY fast car.
02:33 < necKro> Minnesota is practically Canada.
02:33 < necKro> If Canada were to annex MN, I don't think anyone would really
notice.
02:33 <@solios> Yeah. All you guys sound like Canadians.
02:34 < necKro> I can just imagine Canadian troops storming the Boundary
Waters, and passing canoers taking pictures.
02:35 <@solios> o_O
02:35 <@solios> So anyway. I'm for shitcanning Saddam.
02:35 * solios listens to Gwar, "Saddam A Go-Go"
02:36 <@solios> But I think the UN being a bunch of tools has resulted in us
basically skullfucking our international image.
02:36 <@solios> Shit, the world hated us last month.
02:36 <@solios> Now they're _really_ pissed.
02:37 < necKro> I think much of the scorn is rightfully aimed at our gubmint,
though.
02:39 <@solios> Indeed.
02:39 <@solios> We're not team players.
02:39 <@solios> Last I checked, we never have been.
02:40 <@solios> The UN is great when they're in agreement with us, or, you
know, need a fucking army to clean some shit up.
02:43 <@solios> I think in this case, we're definitely opening a hornets nest.
France gets a lot of oil from Iraq. Russia has economic
interests, iirc. So they're biased. It's also really easy to
get the impression that this is a Holy War On Islam.
02:44 <@solios> Which, given just how agressively pro-Christain Bush in
particular is, is a really safe assumption to make.
02:45 <@solios> So.
02:47 <@solios>
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gwar/saddamagogo.html


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2003.03.10
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While I was out....


10:01 < Xenothaulus> beer
10:01 < Xenothaulus> lots and lots of beer
10:01 < Xenothaulus> too much beer
10:01 < Xenothaulus> waaaay too much beer
10:01 < Xenothaulus> BEER
20:29 < Xenothaulus> scotch
20:29 < Xenothaulus> mmm, scotch
20:29 < Xenothaulus> fuck beer

The above, being the contents of my IRC away log over the span of almost three days, succinctly sums up my weekend. I feel froogy.


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2003.03.06
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No, your OTHER right.


21:46 <@solios> my arm hurts.
21:46 <@solios> wtf.
21:48 < Xenothaulus> left or right?
21:48 <@solios> right.
21:48 < Xenothaulus> !
21:48 < Xenothaulus> See?
21:48 < Xenothaulus> What'd I tell you about all that whackin'?
21:49 <@solios> dude.
21:49 <@solios> you've known me for HOW long?
21:49 < Xenothaulus> exactly
21:49 <@solios> I wank with my LEFT.
21:49 < Xenothaulus> I told yousadf;ljadsf
21:49 <@solios> he-LLO.
21:49 < Xenothaulus> goddammit
21:49 <@solios> MCFLY.


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2003.03.05
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Gome Ne?


01:11 < solios> what
01:11 < solios> the
01:11 < solios> FUCK
01:11 * solios is watching Excel Saga
01:11 < solios> BRAIN GO BOOM
01:11 < solios> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS>!!???!!!!1
01:12 < ejp> it's anime.
01:12 < solios> dude.
01:12 < solios> it's fucking WHACK.
01:12 < solios> like, boobs.
01:12 < solios> and.
01:12 < solios> uh.
01:12 < ejp> it's anime.
01:12 < solios> boobs.
01:12 < solios> CORNY BOOBS.
01:12 < ejp> should I repeate it again?
01:13 < ejp> phun: you around?
01:13 < solios> ejp: I've seen anime.
01:14 < solios> If anime is gay, then this is totally fagtastic flameone
HYPERQUEER.
01:14 < ejp> hyperqueer. now there's a term!
01:21 < solios> Stole it from my ex roommate who used it to describe a guest on
springer.
01:21 < ejp> huh. the slowest Athlon I can buy anymore is a 1.47Ghz.
01:21 < solios> Picture the blonde guy in the Lone Gunmen wearing hot pink
spandex.
01:21 * ejp glances at his first computer, a Pentium 75Mhz
01:21 < solios> That's the kind of audience this "Excel Saga" thing is
targeting.
01:21 < solios> Or producing.
01:21 < solios> :|

Meanwhile....

01:17 < solios> dude.
01:17 < solios> Excel Saga is FUCKED UP.
01:17 < Xenothaulus> um
01:17 < Xenothaulus> okay?
01:17 < solios> No.
01:17 < solios> Not okay.
01:17 < solios> FUCKED UP.
01:18 < Xenothaulus> http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/willard/
01:18 < Xenothaulus> there
01:18 < solios> Like, makes Project A Ko look like Ghost In The Shell.
01:18 < Xenothaulus> ...
01:18 < Xenothaulus> I almost thought you meant that the other way around.
01:18 < Xenothaulus> Then i realised that you didn't.
01:18 < Xenothaulus> That's FUCKED UP.


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2003.03.02
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I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.


05:57 < solios> omfg my leg hurts.
05:57 < bda> Heh.
05:57 < solios> :|
05:57 < bda> I should get new ID but I don't feel like dumping 70 bucks for a
fucking birth certificate.
05:57 < bda> solios: Stop having sex with the koalas.
05:57 < solios> yeek.
05:57 < solios> bda: I broke hot_german_ch1xx0r.
05:58 < solios> :|
05:58 * bda rips out his brains.
05:58 < solios> < hot_german_ch1xx0r> Can you pick me up? I'm having a hip problem.
05:58 < bda> Oh.
05:58 < bda> k.
05:58 < solios> < her_roommate> hah!
05:58 < bda> er.
05:58 < bda> Oh.
05:58 < bda> sigh.
05:58 < bda> I was about to feel bad about assuming you were talking about sex.
05:58 < bda> BUT THEN YOU WERE
05:59 < ejp> oh, *that* Dan.
05:59 < bda> So now I'm just filled with head stabby.


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2003.02.27
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Sturgeon's Law.

One night, over in #~. ...


03:14 < solios> fagbot: doot for occult.
03:14 < fagbot> WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FLUSHED THE TOILET AT THE SAME TIME


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2003.02.26
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On Pioneer Ten


03:21 < solios> http://amesnews.arc.nasa.gov/releases/2003/03_25HQ.html
03:21 < solios> Man.
03:21 < solios> I didn't cry this much when my great aunt died.
03:21 < phun> heh
03:21 < phun> that sucks
03:22 < phun> it's older than me
03:23 < phun> At last contact, Pioneer 10 was 7.6 billion miles from Earth, or
82 times the nominal distance between the Sun and the Earth. At
that distance, it takes more than 11 hours and 20 minutes for the
radio signal, traveling at the speed of light, to reach the Earth.
03:23 < phun> damn
03:23 < phun> it's awe inspiring
03:23 < phun> I was an astronomy major in college :)
03:27 < solios> :O
03:28 < solios> The first book I remember my father giving me to read was
Heinlein's "Have Spacesuit, Will Travel."
03:28 < solios> I'm pretty sure I was eight.
03:28 < solios> I only read it once.
03:28 < solios> And I remember every single detail, like it was yesterday.
03:30 < solios> Good shit.
03:31 < solios> I know next to nothing about the science, honestly. But the
fact we can GO THERE.
03:31 < solios> The fact that this little piece of components that WE BUILT is
OUT THERE.
03:33 < solios> That's just way the hell cooler than cool.
03:33 < solios> :)
03:34 < phun> I know
03:34 < phun> imagine what's surrounding it right now
03:34 < phun> probably absolutely nothing for millions of miles
03:34 < phun> but its relative position to us is fascinating
03:38 < solios> Dude. It's further out than the possibility of a black lesbian
phd Republican president of the united states.
03:40 < solios> Though the sociological change necissary for the latter to
occur would be just as significant as Sputnik, if you ask me. :D
03:40 <@solios> Pioneer 10 is further out than the furthest thing ever, and
then some.

I'm like a cheerleader in love with the high school quarterback when it comes to the space program. I'm a total fucking ditz and a raging fanboy, but if you stub your toe, I'm going to cry.

I'd trade my genitals for a week up there.


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2003.02.24
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Fnord.


01:49 <@solios> fnord!
02:00 < necKro> fnordness.
02:10 <@solios> fnordical.
02:11 < necKro> fnordtastic.
02:13 <@solios> fnordilicious.
02:14 < necKro> fnorditamical.
02:15 <@solios> fnordanova.
02:15 < necKro> fnordigasmic.
02:23 <@solios> fnordiddlyumptious.
02:26 < necKro> fnordality.
02:27 <@solios> fnordapalooza.
02:28 < necKro> fnordskeezi.
02:31 <@solios> fnordfest.
02:35 < necKro> fnordnormous.
02:38 <@solios> fnordippotamous.
02:40 < necKro> fnordographic.
02:42 <@solios> fnordastrointestinal.
02:43 < necKro> fnordoxynol.
02:44 <@solios> fnordycetylene.
02:44 < necKro> fnordiceutical.
02:45 <@solios> fnordoleum.
02:49 < necKro> fnordagogic.
02:51 <@solios> fnordalumpagus.
02:54 < necKro> fnordalayas.
02:54 <@solios> fnord of seagulls.
02:55 < necKro> fnordeigner.
02:55 <@solios> fnordkern.
02:56 < necKro> (stromkern is playing here again in may!) new fnorder.
02:58 <@solios> (wouldn't that be fnord order?) fnordboy bebop.
02:59 < necKro> fnordarotti.
03:00 <@solios> fnord fighter plus ex alpha II turbo.
03:00 <@solios> special fnord edition.
03:03 < necKro> fnordal fury.
03:04 <@solios> fnord versus capcom.


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2003.02.19
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Happens to the best of us.


14:22 <@rjbs> solios: you run info?
14:22 * rjbs builds a new NT server at work. :-(
14:23 < solios> rjbs: I did.
14:23 < solios> rjbs: it hurt my face.
14:23 * solios is reading an article on the history of NT.
14:24 <@rjbs> blech
14:24 <@rjbs> i hate you
14:24 <@rjbs> talkin' to myself
14:24 <@rjbs> everybody starin' at me
14:24 <@rjbs> i'm only bleedin'. yeaaaah.
14:25 < solios> o_O
14:26 < bda> ...
14:28 < solios> bda: I think NT has made rjbs' brain squishy.
14:28 <@rjbs> I love this show.
14:28 < ejp> I work with NT and my brain's ok.
14:29 < solios> his has obviously gone out to lunch.
14:29 < solios> ejp: what were you like BEFORE NT ?
14:29 <@rjbs> WOAH! Tainted love.
14:29 <@rjbs> blargh. this sucks.
14:30 < bda> rjbs: Less crazy.
14:31 < solios> rjbs: MOVE TOWARDS THE BASH!
14:32 <@rjbs> the bash?
14:32 * rjbs is bourne again!
14:33 * rjbs gets headphones, enmusics. all better.


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2003.02.17
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Boobies.


22:02 < bda> There were some nice boobies in that movie, considering it was
filmed in 1977.
22:02 < solios> bda: so if it predates you it's ghey?
22:02 <@rjbs> The nice boobie was invented prior to 1977, contrary to popular
opinion.
22:02 < solios> Indeed.
22:02 < bda> Eh.
22:03 < solios> They were invented with whuzzername.
22:03 < bda> I have seen little evidence to confirm that.
22:03 < solios> bda: that's because you were too busy SUCKING ON THEM in the
late 70s to NOTICE.
22:03 < bda> Only for a few months.
22:03 < bda> ;alksjdfal;sdkf
22:04 * bda punches his skull
22:04 * solios wins.
22:04 < bda> >:|


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2003.02.14
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#Karaoke


14:07 <@solios> This is overload.
14:14 < Xenothaulus> Sometimes I feel I've got to
14:14 < Xenothaulus> run away i've got to
14:14 <@solios> GET AWAY
14:14 < Xenothaulus> get away
14:14 < Xenothaulus> from the pain you drive into the heart of me
14:14 < Xenothaulus> the love we share
14:14 <@solios> Seems to go no where.
14:14 < Xenothaulus> and i've lost my light
14:15 < Xenothaulus> for I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
14:15 < Xenothaulus> once I ran to you
14:15 < Xenothaulus> now I'll run from you
14:15 < Xenothaulus> this tainted love you've given
14:15 < Xenothaulus> i give you all a boy could give you
14:15 < Xenothaulus> take my tears and that's not nearly all
14:15 < Xenothaulus> tainted love
14:15 < Xenothaulus> tainted love
14:15 <@solios> TAINTED
14:15 <@solios> LUBB
14:15 < Xenothaulus> !
14:15 * Xenothaulus falls over


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2003.02.13
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Are you threatening me?!

In the /away log while I was out:


23:16 < Xenothaulus> you assgrabber
23:17 < Xenothaulus> in your nifty little blurb on teh mercury blog, you
included me saying I was listening to Depeche Mode.
23:17 < Xenothaulus> I hope that fucking vodka makes your poophole fall off.
23:17 < Xenothaulus> bunghole Bunghole BUNGHOLE!

I need TP. TP for my BUNGHOLE!


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2003.02.11
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Can I get fries with that?


03:05 < solios> I hate fonts.
03:05 * solios has been trying to decide on a title font for his pr0n site for,
like, all night.
03:05 < solios> I have, like 750 fonts.
03:06 < solios> And they all SUK when you've been staring at 'em for hours. :|
03:08 < bda> Do you have a font that has a big greasy vagina for "O"?
03:10 < solios> Dude.
03:10 < solios> I deleted that one back in art skool.
03:10 < solios> I'm trying to be !pr0ntastic here. o_O
03:10 < bda> Too bad cos that'd be PERFECT for your classy porn site.
03:10 < bda> :D
03:10 < solios> Also, presenting girl parts that don't look like something
you'd find under a bun at Arbies.
03:11 < bda> Arby's++
03:11 < solios> Raost Beef Girl Bits --
03:11 < bda> Fuggdat. Just pour some Arby's Sauce on dat shee.
03:11 < bda> Then it be smooth sailin' to TastyLand, yo.
03:12 < bda> Man. I could totally go for some cheesey thingers.
03:12 < bda> sigh.
03:12 < bda> Damn you.
03:12 < solios> Dude.
03:12 < solios> I think you just killed my apetite for a week.
03:13 < solios> Or gave me an eating disorder.
03:14 < bda> You just keep my little bit of advice in mind the next time you're
driving a girl to O-Town through the Cunnilingus Tunnel, aight?
03:14 < solios> uh.
03:14 < solios> dude.
03:14 < bda> < solios> This could be tangier.
03:15 < solios> skdjhfklsdhj!
03:15 < bda> cn't breathe
03:15 < bda> so funny


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2003.02.10
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Thassa BAD Xacto.


13:51 <@solios> my coworker needs stitches.
13:51 <@_Lasar> Did he run from one of your cartoons?
13:51 <@solios> He got ambushed by an Xacto knife.
13:51 <@_Lasar> Heh.
13:51 <@_Lasar> Evil little motherfuckers.
13:52 * _Lasar tapes a simple AI and wings to an Xacto knife and sells it as
the security system of the future.


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2003.02.09
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Well, the phone's back on...


05:16 <@_Lasar> Slow sunday.
05:16 <@_Lasar> <-- still in bed
05:16 <@_Lasar> Alone, too.
05:17 <@solios> me too.
05:17 <@solios> O_O
05:18 <@solios> tho bed smell like gurl.
05:18 <@solios> so.
05:18 <@solios> :D
05:18 * bda shoots solios.
05:21 <@solios> dude.
05:21 <@solios> just because my bed smells way better than your pants doesn't
mean you should, you know, be violent.
05:24 <@bda> I'll put holes in your face if I want to.
05:25 <@solios> sounds like you have issues, mister smellypants.
05:25 <@bda> I'm not wearing pants, traitorous dog.
05:27 <@solios> I'll bet that's because they SMELL.
05:27 * solios isn't wearing pants either.
05:28 <@bda> The pants don't generate the smell.
05:28 <@bda> It's my... DEATHLOINS!
05:29 <@solios> That explains why your bead don't smell like gurl.
05:29 <@bda> That was a JtHM quote.
05:29 <@bda> Well.. I Feel Sick.
05:30 <@solios> I would to, if I had deathloins.

I'm not sure which is more bothersome- that the phone is back on, that I've been in the same room as the deathloins, or that typos and IRC go hand in hand.


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2003.02.06
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Rock over, London.


13:52 < Xenothaulus> VAMPIRE
13:52 < Xenothaulus> VIXENS!
13:52 < Xenothaulus> VENUS!!!
13:52 < Xenothaulus> See?
13:52 <@solios> VAMPIRE BAT!
13:52 <@stevers> No.
13:52 <@solios> Yes.
13:53 <@solios> He stabbed me in my ass, killing me.
13:53 < Xenothaulus> And vampireaokjfds;lakj
13:53 * solios wins.
13:53 < Xenothaulus> no, you lost
13:53 < Xenothaulus> And then the vampire bat stabbed me in the ass, sucking the blood out of me killing me
13:53 < Xenothaulus> VAMPIRE BAT!

Randomly yelling "VAMPIRE BAT!" (preferably while breaking your voice) is probably the longest running joke of my life, after high school and that whole being born thing. I started a cult with that song at Allegheny Center and swapped the CD that it's on for my Coat of Evil Niftiness. If you don't know what's being referred to, you really, really don't want to. Trust me on this one.


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2003.01.31
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Good to the last drop.


05:32 < solios> The coffee pot looks like a marital aide.
05:32 < bda> Exactly.
05:33 < solios> ...
05:33 < bda> Girl tastin' a bit meh in the morning?
05:33 < bda> Like coffee?
05:33 < bda> PROBLEM SOLVED.


We apologize for the inconvenience.


01:25 <@solios> Oh, I love moveable type.
01:26 <@solios> You'll get a special place in my cabinet after I take over the
world.
01:26 * solios appoints bda the provisional head of The Office That Knows
What's Good For You.
01:26 <@bda> I'm going to assume you mean your political cabinet.
01:27 <@bda> And not, like, next to the crackers.
01:27 <@solios> As opposed to my sextoy cabinet, yes.
01:27 * bda shudders.
01:28 <@solios> Heh. The sextoy cabinet consists of a condom.
01:28 * solios doesn't know how old it is.
01:29 <@bda> You're a scary man.
01:30 <@solios> I aim to please.


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2003.01.30
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That rusty orange look.


13:59 < Xenothaulus> i hate mint
13:59 < Xenothaulus> fucking toothpaste, gum, everything
13:59 < Xenothaulus> why can't I have, like, mt dew flavoured toothpaste? or
roast beef flavoured tooth paste?
13:59 <@_Lasar> ...
13:59 < Xenothaulus> WHERE'S WILLY WONKA WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!
14:00 < solios> I think the Mint Nazis have him tied up in the basement.
14:00 < Xenothaulus> ...
14:00 < Xenothaulus> We need to assemble a rescue party
14:01 < solios> Dude. Let the oompa loompas handle that shit.
14:01 < Xenothaulus> No no no.
14:01 < Xenothaulus> They betrayed him.
14:01 < Xenothaulus> That's why he's in the hole
14:02 < solios> Good point.
14:02 < solios> They DIO have green hair.
14:02 < solios> MINTY GREEN HAIR.
14:02 < solios> Fucking A. We should have known they were working for the
other side.
14:03 < Xenothaulus> See?
14:03 < Xenothaulus> And don't forget their orange faces.
14:03 < Xenothaulus> Because, you know, orange... and mint... and... uh...
14:03 < solios> Dude.
14:04 < solios> Their skin is orange because the mint in their head is causing
their bones to rust.
14:04 < Xenothaulus> Oh.
14:04 < Xenothaulus> Yeah!
14:04 < Xenothaulus> Fucking mint man.


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2003.01.29
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Shows where my head is at.


17:13 <@bda> Some fucking cunt is hammering.
17:13 <@solios> block their ip.
17:13 <@bda> ...
17:13 <@solios> ?
17:13 <@bda> WITH A HAMMER, DAN.
17:13 <@_Lasar> Hahhaha
17:13 <@bda> THEY'RE HAMMERING WITH A HAMMER.
17:14 <@_Lasar> AAHHAHAHaa
17:14 <@_Lasar> Ahahahhaha
17:14 * _Lasar dies

Thought he was talking about server access.

'nuff said.


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Gear Fiend

Three hours stomping around three floors of an unheated warehouse full of DEC servers, Digital laptops, old IBM tape arrays, hundreds of laser printers, and a forest of Monitors. I walked out with a 20" Apple multiscan (set 1280x960x60hz on my home server) and a 15" Apple monitor with the funky speakers on the sides. Both test fine. The 15" color checks. The 20" has a huge chunk eaten out of the base, but it's stable- and it makes wubba-wubba-wubba above 60hz. Total cost on this was a negligible bartering arrangement, which I'm down with.


21:54 <@solios> You have no idea how little money being beige has cost me.
21:54 <@solios> This month alone, I've fell into a total of four monitors - 14,
15, 17av, and 20- for less than 120$.
21:55 <@bda> Shut up.
21:55 <@solios> Dude.
21:55 <@solios> It's skill.
21:55 <@bda> You should ship my ass some of that shit.
21:55 <@solios> I'm so leet it hurts.
21:55 <@bda> :D
21:55 <@bda> Hah.
21:55 * solios adds bda to The List.
21:55 <@bda> I think you just have sex with all these people and get gear for
it.
21:55 <@solios> You're third in line.
21:55 <@solios> For the sex. Fourth for gear.
21:55 <@bda> Ack!

That's a total of four monitors in this month, one decomissioned, and one shuffled out of the house with the 6400.

I think I need a bigger desk.


It's all about the happy.


15:30 < solios> http://mercury.mirrorshades.org/
15:30 < solios> :D
15:31 < bda> Heh.
15:31 < bda> GM is simple. That's what it is.
15:31 < solios> BLOGTASTIC!
15:31 < bda> It isn't a real CMS.
15:31 < bda> MType is, and therefore require configuration. :)
15:31 < solios> I noticed.
15:31 < solios> O_o
15:31 < bda> Even so, it only took me two hours the first time I did an install,
I think. :P
15:31 < bda> Then I did it again, better.
15:31 < bda> And again, better.
15:31 < bda> Can get it done in around 30 min or so now, and in a way I find
happy.
15:31 < solios> Took me like 12 hours to get mercury configured.
15:31 < bda> It's all about the happy.

Yay Moveable Type. Mercury is now pretty much configured the way I want it, which is fairly impressive. Just have to dump in the mlp and then wire up the sidebar with the usual suspects, and it's good to go.


Kids these days.


03:27 <@bda> Watching the Matrix Reloaded trailer.
03:27 <@bda> O.
03:27 <@bda> M.
03:27 <@bda> F.
03:27 <@bda> G.
03:27 <@solios> pull up your pants.
03:27 <@bda> NO!

Anti-Culture: I'll wait for somebody to strap my face to the screen.