<@esch> solios: I can't believe it's been a year since you stopped smoking.
<@solios> 370+ days
<@solios> mercury wasn't really crystal clear on a time and I didn't log one.
<@solios> I figured if I failed, it wouldn't come back to haunt me.
<@esch> heh.

22:34 <@solios> so.
22:34 <@solios> uh.
22:34 <@solios> [ kismet ] can sniff stuff snort can't.
22:34 <@dragorn> right
22:34 <@solios> and send the sniff to snort.
22:34 <@dragorn> and then provide that data to snort
22:34 <@solios> so snort can sniff it.
22:34 <@dragorn> yup
22:34 <@solios> this makes me want to sneeze.
22:34 <@solios> dude, that rules.

13:31 <@bda> [ Aeon Flux trailer ]
13:35 <@rjbs> how hateful?
13:39 <@bda> I didn't like the series at all, so I can't say.
13:42 < solios> hm.
13:42 * solios loved the series.
13:42 < mdxi> i thought the serious was fab to start with
13:43 < ejp> it's got that nasty bitch in it.
13:43 < mdxi> and then it just kept going NOWHERE
13:43 < solios> yep.
13:43 < mdxi> and being POINTLESSLY WEIRD
13:43 < solios> yep.
13:43 < solios> see.
13:43 < solios> it's great.
13:43 < ejp> like ~.?
13:43 < solios> IF.
13:43 < solios> you're in a bar.
13:43 < solios> with the sound off.
13:43 < mdxi> HOORAY YET ANOTHER LEDGE TO SKITTER ALONG!
13:43 < solios> and it's visual clutter.
13:43 < ejp> <solios> EVERYTHING is better in a bar. :|
13:43 < mdxi> YES YES JUMP OVER THE RAILING! NOW SHOOT THINGS!
13:43 < solios> making out certainly is.
13:43 < mdxi> NOW LICK YOUR EYEBALL
13:44 < solios> heh.
13:44 < solios> the meatgirl totally isn't pulling of the hair.
13:44 < mdxi> NOW STARE INTO SOMETHING MEANINGFULLY AND CUT TO CREDITS
13:44 < mdxi> (every aeon flux episode ever)

11:41 <@solios> ^- my best drawing, ever.
11:42 <@xeno> asdjlk;dfl kSDJF
11:42 <@xeno> ASS.
11:42 <@xeno> HOLE.
11:42 <@solios> eh?
11:42 * xeno nearly choked to death on his sammich
11:42 <@xeno> AND
11:42 <@xeno> it got up my nose
11:42 <@xeno> solios++
11:42 <@solios> :>
11:43 <@mrsxeno> i love it. a masterpiece
11:43 <@mrsxeno> :P
11:43 <@xeno> fuck.
11:43 <@xeno> you need to patent it.
11:43 <@solios> er.
11:44 <@xeno> that is the placeholder i expect to see from now on
11:44 <@xeno> EVERYWHERE.

16:32 < solios> k.
16:32 < solios> straight up.
16:33 < solios> do I try and get something done tonight, or do I go for my fifth night straight of drinkin' ?
16:34 < esch> dink.
16:34 < esch> err.
16:34 < esch> "drink"
16:34 < esch> fuck it, I am.
16:34 < esch> 'cept I made mine. :P
16:35 < ejp> all I have is a stout and some gin
16:35 < esch> What do you mean "all I have"
16:35 < esch> What the hell else is there?

Discussion of this BBC article on emergency repairs to Discovery:

23:29 < solios> fagbot: doot for scraping barnacles off of Discovery
23:29 < fagbot> HEE HEE....COCK BOAT
23:29 < solios> fucking space dingleberries. :|
23:29 < xeno_beer> !
23:29 < xeno_beer> that's awesome.
23:30 < solios> "Astronauts have never fixed a shuttle's heat shields on a spacewalk before - or gone under an orbiting shuttle."
23:30 < solios> O_o
23:30 < xeno_beer> solios: you know we;'re grouned again right?
23:30 < xeno_beer> and apt to stay that way
23:30 <@ejp> "under"?
23:30 <@ejp> THERE IS NOT UNDER IN SPACE
23:30 < solios> 113 launches and we've never been on the ventral? o_o
23:30 < solios> xeno_beer: yes.
23:30 < xeno_beer> the scuttlebut is that they're scrapping the fleet and using it for "terrestial tasks"
23:30 < solios> heh.
23:30 <@ejp> it's a rocket.
23:31 < solios> no.
23:31 < solios> it's a spaceplane.
23:31 < xeno_beer> ejp: there is an under
23:31 <@ejp> wtf does a rocket do for terrestial tasks?
23:31 < xeno_beer> it is the Bottom of it
23:31 < solios> incinerate.
23:31 < solios> ANNIHILATE
23:31 < xeno_beer> EXTERMINATE.
23:31 < solios> DEEEEESTROOOOY
23:31 <@ejp> xeno_beer: lies
23:31 <@ejp> up/down don't exist.
23:31 < solios> O_o
23:31 < solios> HEaven 17 on radio nigel.
23:32 < xeno_beer> no, but bottom and top are relative to your appropriate pov and therefore DO
23:32 < solios> "This is the new Nasa. If we cannot prove this is safe, we don't want to go there. "
23:32 < solios> >_<
23:32 < solios> MEET THE NEW BOSS EVEN MORE OF A CHICKENSHIT THAN THE OLD BOSS
23:32 <@ejp> pussies.
23:32 < xeno_beer> when you look at a space shuttle, and acknowledging the fact that it is capable of atmospheric re-entry, it becomes immediately obvious which is top-side and which is bottom.
23:32 < solios> SPACE IS HARD PEOPLE DIE YOU KNOW THE RISKS YOU VOLUNTEERED WHAT BETTER GODDAMNED DEATH IS THERE NEXT QUESTION.
23:32 < xeno_beer> solios++

02:11 < arbo> Hey, solios.
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07:05 <@solios> your mom, arbo
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13:16 < arbo> necKro's Internet connection.
13:17 < arbo> I think xeno cast ping-timeout on necKro.
13:17 <@_Lasar> It's like Slashnet's idea of a stable IRC network.
13:19 < arbo> To have users drop consistently every, what, 6 minutes, then 54 minutes?
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22:27 < solios> <flood> # email from solios senior
22:27 < solios> After watching all this stuff on the Bassmaster's Classic on Pittsburgh's 3 Rivers, I wanted to watch something else that I really didn't have to think about or concentrate on......it would be "just there" while I veged out.
22:27 < solios> I didn't realize what I did until I had watched the tape for several minutes!
22:27 < solios> I had put in the tape "Riverdance"!!!!!!
22:27 < solios> </flood>
22:27 < solios> fagbot: doot my dad
22:28 < fagbot> i'm taking a DUMP in the breakroom
22:28 < solios> lfdkjhg
22:28 < solios> fagbot: botsnack
22:28 < fagbot> thanks solios :)

22:57 <@john> woah [FUD speculators strike gold]
22:57 <@john> fuckety fuck
22:58 < solios> The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
22:59 < solios> London's got secams like a Burroughs character has hemorrhoids.
22:59 < solios> DID IT STOP TEH BEWM?
22:59 < solios> NO!
22:59 < solios> k.

19:09 <@solios> I got an AWESOME picture of a palette. :|
19:11 <@xeno> i assmue you mean the wood kind, that things go on
19:11 <@xeno> and not the Bob Ross kind
19:11 <@solios> yeah.
19:12 <@solios> the kind that every goddamned fps modeller in HISTORY has YET TO SEE.
19:12 <@solios> I WILL SHOW THEM.
19:12 <@solios> I WILL MAKE THEM BELIEVE.
19:12 <@xeno> lol
19:12 <@solios> I WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF GAMING!
19:12 <@xeno> we have thousands of them at work
19:12 <@xeno> no lie
19:12 <@xeno> THOUSANDS.
19:12 <@solios> sweet.

11:29 * Drusilla is GOING TO HELL.
11:30 < tokage> so i will meet Drusilla someday? i think most of #tiledot will be there.
11:30 < tokage> except bryan who is so sweetly innocent!
11:30 < solios> except for that dirty ass of his.
11:30 < tokage> yeah well
11:31 < tokage> someone convinced him it was "for god"
11:31 <@john> mdxi, I think I'm going to convet
11:31 <@john> convert
11:31 <@rjbs> Bryan will have his ass bleached before dying.
11:31 < solios> :o
11:31 <@john> wtf
11:32 < tokage> is that the new thing?
11:32 <@john> rjbs obviously forgets the ass bleaching party we had at last ~con
11:32 <@rjbs> I meant *again*.
11:32 <@rjbs> duh
11:32 * solios gets the funnel
11:33 <@john> solios, that's 1 step farther than I would have known how to do that
11:33 < solios> <3
11:33 <@john> there is no love in ass bleaching
11:33 <@ejp> clorox makes that bleach gel pen now.
11:33 <@ejp> I imagine that's the ticket
11:33 < solios> whoah.
11:34 < solios> oh yeah, that'll hit the spot.
11:34 <@john> ironically, I almost bought one of those the other day
11:34 < mdxi> i just spray mine with SHOUT! every night before bed
11:34 <@john> haha
11:34 <@rjbs> New "Febreeze! Crotch" eliminates Crotch Rot better than ever
11:35 <@john> now with nanobots!
11:35 < esch> remember all that stuff I said yesterday about how good the internet was?
11:35 < mdxi> FDS now stands for Febreeze Dick Spray
11:35 < solios> rebuilds the crotch. Stronger, faster, better.
11:35 < solios> esch: lemme guess...
11:35 < esch> Forget I ever said it.

12:10 < Drusilla> should i update my site with...stuffs?
12:10 < y0shi> if stuff == boob shots then yes
12:11 < solios> drubies++
12:11 < Drusilla> what if it's gothy poetry?
12:11 < solios> :x
12:12 < robf_> my life is darkness / the child weeps / all is lost / beep beep beep
12:12 < mdxi> it doesn't have to be pornography, but an option other than "gothy poetry" would be nice
12:12 <@rjbs> gothy pornographic poems?
12:12 < solios> PORNOGOTHIC
12:12 < robf_> lol
12:13 <@rjbs> reach into my heart and strangle my love. blood runs from all my slits. i am lubed with blood for you.
12:13 <@ejp> robf_: she already writes really disturbing fanfic/slash.
12:13 <@ejp> sdlkfj
12:13 <@ejp> s/robf_/rjbs/
12:13 < mdxi> it was robf the first time
12:13 < y0shi> goth haiku!
12:13 < Drusilla> it's not my poetry!
12:14 < Drusilla> and yeah. i've written goth porn poetry.
12:14 < solios> :o
12:15 < mdxi> the pain and blood flow / joy seeps from me like childbirth / sale at hot topic
12:15 <@john> the time has come to sexxor. death awaits us here. they will walk on jupitre
12:15 <@john> omg
12:15 <@john> mdxi++
12:15 <@rjbs> mdxi++
12:15 <@john> specifically for the last line

06:37 <@xeno> fagbot: doot
06:37 <@fagbot> i could sit here all day like a big dumb shithead
06:37 <@xeno> could?
06:37 <@xeno> do.
06:37 * xeno smacs

07:05 <@bda> MTV's Made is making over a nerd.
07:05 <@bda> He just showed off a copy of 2600.
07:06 <@bda> :(
07:06 <@rjbs> bda is watching mtv
07:06 <@rjbs> isn't that the bigger problem here?
07:06 <@bda> I think so, yes.
07:07 <@bda> Well, the channel list says "Music Videos" for this block.
07:07 <@bda> Obviously it lies.
07:07 <@bda> And must be killed with fire.
07:07 <@rjbs> there are no music videos on MTV
07:07 <@rjbs> they moved to MTV2
07:07 <@rjbs> but now there are no music videos on MTV2
07:07 <@rjbs> they moved to [ CLASSIFIED ]
07:07 <@bda> Fuse.
07:08 <@bda> Except not at the moment.
07:08 <@bda> Because Paid Programming is on until 11.
07:08 <@bda> I don't like knowing this.

06:50 < solios> headache/nausea == body was looking for food and couldin't find any.
06:50 * solios has gone from >.< to -_-/o_o
06:51 <@bda> Food is yay.
06:51 * bda cracks open that sammich.
06:51 < solios> sammich++
06:51 * solios will have one when he gets home.
06:51 < solios> in the meantime, I have a bag of pretzel chunks and a bag of CHEESE CUBES!.
06:52 <@bda> PREPARE TO LAUNCH THE CHEESE CUBES FROM THE PRETZEL TUBES
06:52 <@bda> SIR THE TORPEDO MONKEYS ARE HAVING A PROBLEM GETTING THE CUBES IN THE TUBES
06:53 <@bda> LET ME GUESS, BOY, THEY NEVER FUCKED A VIRGIN NEITHER
06:53 <@bda> </freak>

09:21 <@ejp> hrm. there's $1800 worth of checks in my desk. I should go deposit those.
09:22 < esch> You can send me one.
09:22 < esch> I'll send you a mystery box.
09:22 < esch> I promise it won't have poop in it.

09:17 < solios> dfkjslg
09:17 < solios> <- Madonna : Material Girl
09:18 < solios> I fucking love this song. o_o
09:18 <@ejp> o_O
09:18 < esch> Dan's a queen.
09:18 < solios> lies.
09:18 < solios> I just like Madonna.
09:18 < solios> and Van Hagar.
09:18 < solios> :|
09:19 < solios> AND DEF LEPPARD
09:19 < esch> See, you're my girlfriend.

21:33 < mdxi> linotype machines are awesome. in the biblical sense of the word.
21:37 < solios> ??
21:38 < solios> I hazily remember my dad working for a place that had that word in their name.
21:39 < solios> Google Image Search result.
21:39 < solios> jebus.
21:40 <@ejp> doesn't look like something I'd get along well with.
21:40 < solios> looks like something a dominatrix would use to type up her resume.
21:40 <@ejp> I really don't trust little whizzy bits
21:41 < solios> little whizzy bits are your friend.
21:41 <@ejp> no
21:41 < solios> my dad worked for a newspaper for awhile when I was small.
21:41 < solios> showed me the place.
21:41 <@ejp> little electronic flippy bits are my friends
21:41 < solios> wizzy bits EVERYWHERE.
21:41 < solios> this was, of course, before the flippy bits.
21:41 < solios> during The Darkness.
21:42 <@ejp> WELCOME TO TILDEDOT, HOME OF HIGHLY TECHNICAL CONVERSATION

19:30 <@john> ok so where's solios
19:30 <@john> I have the perfect woman for him
19:31 <@john> I can't believe I never thought of it before
19:31 * vai__ flees far, far away
19:31 <@john> oddly enough, I'm serious
19:31 <@john> it's an ex of mine. probably the only ex I still care about and keep in touch with
19:32 <@john> anyway, I'm listening to her complaining about how her friends and SO's never let her get anything done
19:32 < vai__> I see dark and arcane things in his future.
19:32 <@john> how they want to go out and drink all night and then not get anyhing all accomplished
19:32 <@john> oh.. and did I mention
19:32 <@john> that this thing she wants to get accomplished is all her painting?
19:32 <@john> so I'm listening to this
19:32 <@john> and I'm saying to myself
19:32 <@john> where have I heard all this before
19:32 <@john> ?
19:32 <@john> when it hits me
19:33 <@john> also
19:33 < vai__> THEY'RE PERFECT! they can ignore each other in perpetuum.
19:33 <@john> she's probably one of the few artists I know personally that would rival solios_
19:33 <@john> AND
19:33 <@john> her art is just as, if not weirder
19:33 <@john> though no wangbabies
19:33 <@john> so that's my story
19:33 <@john> also
19:33 <@john> my mother has discover podcasting apparently
19:33 <@john> wtf
19:35 <@rjbs> er.

12:56 < solios> Jun 16 1999
12:56 < solios> The founder of the United Kingdom's Monster Raving Loony Party, one Screaming Lord Sutch (real name David Edward Sutch, 3rd Earl of Harrow), is found hanged at his late mother's residence. Sutch was the longest lasting party leader in the UK at the time of his death, ruled a suicide. One of the Loony Party planks was to ask rhetorically, "Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"
12:56 < solios> o_o
12:57 <@ejp> the british are crazy
12:57 < solios> the british rock.
12:57 < solios> Godflesh, Black Sabbath, Watchmen, Sandman, Transmetropolitan...
13:00 * ejp knows nothing of any of those
13:00 < solios> =O
13:01 <@bda> The first two are bands. The last three are comics.
13:01 <@bda> Great comics. :)
13:02 < solios> yes.
13:03 <@ejp> oh, I know the words.
13:03 < mdxi> great if you're a FAG
13:03 < mdxi> sorry, i meant "smart person"
13:04 < mdxi> heh. so i had these 2 stories next to each other in olive: "Should Britain fund astronauts?" and "Boys 'used for human sacrifice'"
13:04 < mdxi> of course, i managed to read "Should Britain fund human sacrifice?"
13:05 <@ejp> see? crazy fuckin brits
13:05 < mdxi> talk about liberal politics

10:59 <@solios> what the mother fuck.
10:59 <@solios> you can paste from illustrator 9 to photoshop 5.
10:59 <@solios> illustrator 9 can save as any previous version of illustrator.
10:59 <@solios> you cannot save as any previous version of illustrator from illustrator CS.
11:00 <@solios> you cannot paste the illustrator CS clipboard into photoshop CS.
11:00 <@bda> Time to buy more CS licenses!
11:00 <@solios> you CAN, however, paste from illustrator CS into photoshop 5.
11:02 * solios wonders what possessed adobe to horribly skullfuckingly break the everloving shit out of their software.
11:02 <@solios> and charge MORE for it!
11:02 <@ecronin> virtual monopoly?
11:03 <@solios> hm!

11:11 <@bda> So Engler just mentioned in passing that he was a part of some sort of LEAGUE.
11:11 <@bda> A League of INTOXCIATED GENTLEMEN.
11:11 <@solios> ...
11:11 <@javaman> that is fucking excellent.
11:11 <@bda> Who assemble to go out drinking.
11:11 <@bda> 11:07 <Danelope> And save the world from an overabundance of alcohol.
11:11 <@javaman> do they have special powers?
11:11 <@iverson> wtf
11:11 <@bda> I am vastly, VASTLY, entertained.
11:11 <@bda> I shall inquire.
11:11 <@javaman> like one drinks whiskey?
11:11 <@iverson> that's so fake.
11:11 <@iverson> That's why god made the Irish, damnit.
11:12 <@bda> God made Ireland to train the faithful.
11:12 <@waltman> bda++
11:12 <@solios> I thought that's why god made the scottish?
11:12 <@javaman> hahahhahahhaa
11:12 <@solios> (whiskey)
11:13 <@ralfiboy> the scottish exist as an example of why a man should not wear a dress.
11:13 <@iverson> hah.
11:13 -!- javaman changed the topic of #215 to: 11:12 <@bda> God made Ireland to train the faithful.
11:13 <@iverson> "it's shite being scottish. we're the lowest of the low. the scum of the fucking earth!"
11:13 <@bda> hahahaha
11:13 <@bda> 11:12 <Danelope> I think drinking for eight hours straight without your heart stopping is pretty special.
11:13 <@bda> ;laskjdfl;a
11:13 <@iverson> lol
11:14 <@javaman> amateur.

23:13 <@bda> In the namespace collision wars, YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE.
23:13 <@bda> hmm...
23:13 <@bda> Namespace Collision Wars...
23:13 < solios> starring keanu reeves!
23:13 <@ejp> a top-down scrolling shooter?
23:13 < solios> directed by GEORGE LUCAS!
23:13 < solios> a guy who can't direct and a guy who can't act.
23:14 < solios> match made in heaven, etc.
23:14 < solios> ejp: works for me.
23:15 <@bda> Some channel is having a "Tribute to George Lucas" special.
23:15 < solios> ...
23:15 <@ejp> scifi wasn't it?
23:16 <@bda> For NCW, I envision something akin to Reboot, only like... more cop.
23:16 <@bda> The... Collider Division.
23:17 <@bda> Hunting down people colliding other namespaces.
23:18 <@bda> Y'know if it sounds too gay just goddamn say, don't all stand around idling at me.
23:19 < mdxi> i remember then The Collider Division had a ladder match against the Bushwhackers for the Intercontinental Tag Team belts
23:19 <@ejp> mostly we're logging.
23:19 <@bda> mdxi: You, you're a bastard.

12:33 < mdxi> okay, that's it.
12:33 < mdxi> apple has really gone entirely to shit
12:33 < mdxi> and iphoto is the worst of them all
12:34 < mdxi> somewhere in a 2500 image import it hits an image it doesn't understand. corrupt JPEG, probably.
12:34 < mdxi> what does it do?
12:34 < mdxi> first, it says "i dunno wtf is up with this file"
12:34 < mdxi> then it bails, having done NOTHING
12:34 < mdxi> ZERO FILES IMPORTED
12:35 < mdxi> it was on #1300-something last time i looked
12:35 < mdxi> where did all that go?
12:35 < mdxi> is hitting a corrupt jpeg really a completely unrecoverable error?
12:36 < mdxi> it didn't automatically route around it. it didn't even give me the OPTION of continuing OR saving what was done so far
12:37 < mdxi> it just QUIT
12:37 < mdxi> WAY TO GO, APPLE USABILITY ENGINEERS
12:37 < mdxi> WAY TO POLISH THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF MY USER EXPERIENCE
12:37 < mdxi> YOU'VE COMPLETELY CAUGHT UP WITH MICROSOFT
12:37 < mdxi> HAPPY SLOW DEATH
12:38 <@ejp> that was nearly solios quality.
12:39 < mdxi> of course, once there's a P4 in there, iphoto can do absolutely nothing 3X faster
12:39 < mdxi> and with 15X the "horsepower" per watt
12:40 < mdxi> the dock should come with a Kick Steve Jobs In The Balls icon instead of that gay-ass spring loaded @-sign

03:15 < solios_> 100% humidity.
03:15 <@bda> Yeah.
03:15 <@bda> Fuck.
03:15 <@bda> It's going to be 90 today!
03:15 <@bda> That's fucking insane!
03:15 <@bda> 92 tomorrow@!

03:16 < solios_> er.
03:16 < solios_> wait.
03:16 < solios_> it's six AM?!
03:16 <@bda> Yes.
03:16 < solios_> WHAT THE FUCK.
03:16 <@bda> It is.
03:16 < solios_> O_O
03:16 < solios_> man.
03:17 < solios_> I'd love to go back to bed but this shitsoup woke me up. :|

In other news, 10.4 dumps screenies as .png, which is loads better than the gayass .pdf format in that it's, yanno, useable.

You know the day is off when exterior conditions give no indication of where the sun is.

Fuck, it's hot.

16:08 <@bda> Scifi Original Pictures.
16:08 <@bda> HAMMERHEAD
16:08 <@bda> MANSHARK!
16:08 < solios> omg.
16:08 * bda falls over.
16:08 <@bda> It looks as bad as Mansquito!
16:08 < solios> ...
16:08 * solios smacks bda
16:08 < solios> stop that!
16:08 < solios> it might catch!
16:09 < mdxi> nothing says "crap" like "scifi original"
16:09 < mdxi> i seriously don't know who they think they're kidding
16:11 <@bda> I wish they'd give me the money they waste on making this crap.
16:11 < solios> heheh.
16:11 < solios> dude, you could buy lunch with that kind of money!
16:12 <@bda> I could buy lots of lunches.
16:13 < solios> at least three!

21:05 < solios> okay, I feel like the top of my head is wide open.
21:05 <@john> have you now been sniped?
21:05 < solios> snytactically, my blood sugar is off.
21:05 <@john> HEAD SHOT
21:05 < solios> which means I'm double-plus irrational.
21:05 < solios> yes.
21:05 < solios> :|
21:05 <@john> what is it they want you to do?
21:05 < solios> john++
21:05 < solios> it doesn't matter.
21:05 <@john> I'm just curious
21:05 <@john> wangbabies?
21:05 * fagbot screams and claws his eyeballs out with his toes.

(#elsechan)

21:13 <@solios> BLAR
21:16 * ejp pets solios
21:16 <@solios> fag.
21:16 <@solios> <3
21:16 <@solios> goddamn, man. it's like the Irrational Rage bit is set to YES.
21:16 <@ejp> I saw
21:16 <@solios> I THINK I'M MENSTRUATING

20:40 <@ejp> "Kids, when you buy a bootleg DVD, you may be supporting people who might sympathize with a terrorist group that hasn't actually attacked us"
20:42 < solios> so you're committing TREASON
20:43 <@ejp> yup
20:44 <@ejp> treason is better when it comes with leggy blondes. :|
20:45 < y0shi> if i'm gonna support treason, i want more than the latest brukheimer flick, i want german poop porn
20:45 <@ejp> you would
20:46 < y0shi> ok, not really
20:47 < y0shi> i like solios' wangbabies, but i'm not even into poop porn
20:48 < mdxi> there's a difference between a bruckheimer flick and poop?
20:48 <@john> and /or wangbabies?
20:48 < y0shi> bruckheimer flicks don't have corn
20:48 < y0shi> and wangbabies are much better than either

The scary bit? I spent the entire weekend drawing the stuff instead of working on ATC. And I'm a better artist for it, no less.

16:12 <@john> I don't know enough about mormons
16:13 < solios> watch the original Battlestar Galactica and you'll be up to speed.
16:13 <@john> that was about Mormons?
16:13 <@john> were they they Cylons?
16:13 <@john> or the humans?
16:13 < fagbot> humans suck.

21:29 <@fagbot> ANONYMOUS HANDJOBS FOR EVERYBODY?
21:29 <@xeno_beer> NO.
21:29 * xeno_beer always takes credit
21:30 <@xeno_beer> fuck that anomymo- anonasymo- anonymour- nameless shit
21:30 <@ejp> good for you
21:41 <@xeno_beer> YOUR BALLS ARE MINE, FELDMAN.

14:56 <@ejp> I vote we move PA to be in place of, say, montana.
14:56 <@ejp> eastcoast needs some hardcore rednecks
14:56 < solios> ...
14:57 * mdxi points at West Virginia through Georgia
14:57 < solios> you've never been to the right coast, man.
14:57 * solios points at pennsiltucky.
14:57 < solios> NCPA.
14:57 < solios> god.
14:57 < solios> I'm so glad we have it.
14:57 <@ejp> you've clearly never been to montana
14:57 < solios> because if we ever get invaded....
14:57 < solios> the rednecks are going to win it for us. :|
14:57 < mdxi> ejp: and neither has anyone else
14:57 <@ejp> but then you'd all between esch and I.
14:57 <@ejp> I have
14:57 < mdxi> except some moose
14:57 <@ejp> many times
14:58 < mdxi> you were probably in Idaho, and hallucinating
14:58 < mdxi> surrounded by white supremacists
14:58 <@ejp> we *lived* in idaho.
14:58 < mdxi> so you ARE white supremacists
14:59 < solios> and hallucinating.
15:00 <@ejp> well, I'm white. and I'm better than everyone else.
15:00 <@ejp> so I guess.
15:00 <@bda> You don't smell any better.

21:58 <@ejp> I hope they kill SG1 soon
21:58 <@ejp> it's started sucking
22:01 <@bda> ...started?!
22:01 <@ejp> it used to be watchable.
22:01 <@bda> LIes.
22:01 <@bda> Lies to make yourself feel better!

13:41 <@bda> Shit. I just realized. I have no Debian boxes.
13:42 <@bda> How can I answer stupid questions Debian users ask without Debian boxen?!
13:42 * bda pauses.
13:42 <@bda> yay!

12:33 <@ejp> (irc logs)++
12:33 <@ejp> and while we're at it...
12:33 <@ejp> grep++
12:33 <@ejp> unix++
12:35 < solios> ejp: oh gid.
12:35 < solios> even.
12:35 < solios> ejp: grep yours for me and fuck. :P
12:35 < esch> O_o
12:36 < solios> man.
12:36 < solios> the more I look at that the more bad it sounds. :P
12:36 <@ejp> o_o
12:36 < esch> I come up with 2117.
12:37 <@ejp> just 416 here. haven't been logging all that long
12:37 < esch> Well, that's all my slashnet logs.
12:38 < esch> solios \
12:38 < esch> Err.
12:38 < esch> solios * | -ic fuck
12:38 < solios> esch: O_o
12:40 <@ejp> 566 with -i (doh)
12:40 <@ejp> eh
12:41 * ejp gets bored with figure out how much dan swears
12:41 < solios> try shit.
12:41 < esch> <@solios> <font style="fuck you" color="black
12:41 < esch> " size="12" KERNING SHIT and SPACING SHIT and OTHER SHIT and then some MORE SHIT
12:41 <@ejp> you try shit.
12:41 < esch> solios: 1451.
12:41 < solios> :o

<@waltman> we learned a shocking fact about one of our labmates today
<@waltman> yelena has never see star wars!
<@solios> sweet.
<@waltman> granted, she grew up in belarus, but still. she's been here for 6 1/2 years.
<@solios> so your labmate has no fond memories of the originals that have been defiled by the last three piles of [ expletive of choice ].
<@waltman> exactly
<@waltman> SHE SHOULD BE SUFFERING WITH THE REST OF US, DAMMIT!

08:13 <@bda> I wish I had a shell on this moron.
08:14 < mdxi> mdxi@fornax:~$ System.Fcntl.Disk.mvMultiple("*.jpg","wombatporn");
08:14 <@bda> >_<
08:15 < ejp> bda: you'd fsck him, wouldn't you?
08:15 <@bda> I'd strip his ass so fast his inodes wouldn't know what hit them.
08:16 <@bda> Y'know.
08:16 <@bda> I don't think strip is the utilty I was thinking of just now.
08:16 <@bda> Which I guess makes it not funny and just gay.
08:16 < y0shi> scp bda:~/cock $guy:/dev/asshole
08:17 < solios_> shouldn't that be mv?
08:17 <@bda> shred.
08:17 < ejp> Mmm, encrypted buttsex
08:17 < solios_> scp would mean harb has telewang.
08:17 <@bda> shred is what I was thinking of.
08:17 < ejp> :o
08:17 <@bda> telewang.
08:17 < solios_> encrypted telewang.
08:17 * ejp ph34rs
08:17 <@bda> You can't stop the rock?
08:18 < solios_> the rock stops you.
08:18 -!- mdxi changed the topic of #~. to: telewang | WE UNIFY PORN
08:18 < y0shi> scp means using a condom?
08:18 < mdxi> condoms are to *prevent* copying
08:18 < mdxi> so, no
08:18 <@bda> scp is not getting caught.
08:20 * ejp wonders how the term "honeypot" fits into this
08:20 < mdxi> snugly

22:34 < solios> k.
22:35 < solios> I get home.
22:35 < solios> note's out, paperwork is gone.
22:35 < solios> a 20$ and 3x5$s on the note.
22:35 < solios> (his share [of broadband], which is what I quoted him, which is less than total but beside the point)
22:35 < solios> I check the taps.
22:35 < solios> water is hot.
22:35 < solios> HOT.
22:35 < solios> hot water.
22:35 < solios> ben got the gas back same day.
22:36 < solios> ben++
22:36 < solios> ben++
22:36 < solios> ben++

Odds are if I said more than a grunt in his general direction the plug-pulling could have been avoided in its entirety.

I'm a bad, bad monkey. I'd much rather sit here and internet than communicate on other planes. :P

So, I've been completely pwnt by Ben. gg, Ben! :D

By the same token my >:| at the state of the kitchen is as much my lack of communication as it is his. Still not entirely sure exactly how to deal with that, honestly.

13:14 < solios> fagbot: girls?
13:14 < fagbot> girls are like Linux.
13:14 < solios> fagbot: linux?
13:14 < fagbot> linux is supposed to hurt. I know that.
13:14 < solios> fagbot: botsnack
13:14 < fagbot> :)

12:56 <@bda> Today is the day of stupid.
12:56 <@ejp> unlike all the other days.
12:56 <@bda> Some days I don't go outside.

23:25 * xeno realises he has to be to work in 16 hours, AND I'M STILL IN OHIO
23:25 <@solios> remember Marguritas and Porn?
23:25 <@solios> she's dating SGG.
23:25 <@xeno> distinctly.
23:25 <@xeno> zxckjf;sadf'
23:25 <@xeno> alsdkfj
23:25 <@xeno> k
23:25 <@xeno> .
23:25 <@solios> YES.
23:25 <@solios> >:|
23:25 <@solios> I'm not making this up.
23:25 * xeno cries.
23:25 <@solios> I'm not even pretending.
23:25 <@solios> It's like hell only worse.
23:25 <@xeno> i am so going to stab you
23:26 <@solios> Because apparently she's half wanted my ass for awhile or something.
23:26 <@xeno> >.<
23:26 <@solios> So it's some kind of rape voltron.
23:26 <@xeno> mmm, voltron
23:26 <@solios> yeah, cool idea.
23:26 * xeno stabs voltron
23:26 <@xeno> er
23:26 <@solios> but it's aimed at ME GODDAMMIT
23:26 <@xeno> and solios too
23:26 <@solios> :(
23:26 <@xeno> ...

All I can say about this, other than I'm not making it up, is that it's yet another one of a loooong list of reasons I don't leave the office and only go to bars that are outside of my 99-02 monkeysphere.

11:41 < solios> wow.
11:41 < solios> the PC BIOS is actually halfway useful.
11:41 < solios> mostly because PC hardware is such crap it needs some type of interrupt.
11:41 < fagbot> That would be factoid 31337 given on #tildedot by solios.
11:41 < fagbot> woohoo!
11:42 < solios> !

07:11 <@solios> * pager goes off.
07:11 <@solios> < security> LIGHTS DINO HALL
07:12 <@solios> < me> DECONSTRUCTION WALLED OFF FUCKERS WON'T GIVE US KEYS
07:12 <@solios> < security> good enough!
07:12 <@_Lasar> You have a Dino hall?
07:12 <@_Lasar> Does it have a huge T-Rex skeleton?
07:13 <@solios> it has the Type specimen for T-rex.
07:13 <@solios> we got the first one dug up and assembled.
07:13 <@solios> so it's put together wrong*. :D
07:13 <@_Lasar> haha

07:45 <@solios> < security> LIGHTS
07:45 <@solios> < don_v> TIMER.
07:45 <@solios> < security> :O
07:45 <@solios> man, that rocked.
07:46 <@_Lasar> :)
08:01 <@solios> fslkjfdhgkjdfhg
08:01 <@solios> < preplab> LIGHTS
08:01 <@solios> < me> TIMER
08:01 <@solios> <preplab> :o
08:01 <@solios> hopefully this stops at noon. :P
08:02 <@_Lasar> What is it with the lights?
08:05 <@solios> they're Off.
08:05 <@solios> they need to be On.
08:05 <@solios> because we're Open.
08:05 <@solios> even though we don't open until noon on Every Other Sunday Of The Year.
08:05 <@solios> :|
08:07 <@solios> fagbot: doot mothers day
08:07 <+fagbot> i'm going to hell
08:07 <@solios> :X

* That is, it stands something like a penguin. Science At The Time (The Time being roughly the same period in which U-Boats were trendy) didn't know any better. Now science does, movies have been made about it, etc, etc, and our bad boy is due for a remount.

18:42 <@bda> I wish I had some family atomics.
18:42 <@bda> I'd be all like.
18:42 <@bda> "No no, I didn't break the Convention. That was just the Shield Wall. I used the atomics against like, a natural barrier or something, not people."
18:42 <@bda> And then they would air Eyes.
18:42 <@bda> AND BLOWJOBS WOULD RAIN FROM THE SKIES
18:43 <@bda> Like little fluffy bunnies with little fluffy wings.
18:43 < solios> uh.
18:43 <@ejp> you dream about getting blowjobs from rabbit angels?
18:44 <@ejp> that's some fucked up shit right there.
18:44 <@bda> Who said anything about angels?

11:52 < mdxi> FUCK ALLA YALLS! ANDREW C IN THA HOUUUUUUSE! REPRESENT! WORD LIFE!
11:52 < mdxi> YALL CAINT FRONT ON THA APATO-MOTHAFUCKIN-SAURUS
11:53 < mdxi> WE GOTS A MAD NEW DIARAMA COMIN' UP WHAT SHOW THA DINOZ GETTING THEY EATS ON
11:54 < mdxi> ALL ANIMATRONIC AN' SHIT
11:55 < solios> gflkdhjfklj
11:55 < solios> omfg

11:59 < mdxi> i really want to see the WuTang Guide To Natural History now

23:51 <@ejp> longest page I've ever managed to make
23:52 < solios> holy fuck eric.
23:52 <@ejp> \o/
23:53 < mdxi> dude, just tell them to hold it at will-call and go pick it up
23:53 <@ejp> UPS is Way Over There
23:53 <@ejp> not bussable.
23:53 < solios> same in this town.
23:53 < solios> it's fedex or you're fucked.

Why these wads continue to deliver to residential areas during Normal Business Hours is completely beyond me- it's up there with bank hours. I suppose they're nice if you live in a rural area, but as a pedestrian in insecure urbania, UPS is ass.

10:32 <@ejp> fagbot: doot for solios's biochemistry
10:32 < fagbot> my vaginitis burns like a white hot-pizza oven. on the SUN
10:32 <@ejp> nuff said.

< hhoffman> what changes a Makefile.am into a Makefile?
<@ralfiboy> mv
< hhoffman> listen here fuck-0

17:04 <@xenia> omfg.
17:04 <@xenia> I found an old zip file containing the remains of what used to be my weblog.
17:04 <@xenia> And I just read my babbling and i feel SO LAME.
17:05 <@xenia> Argh.
17:05 <@xenia> I want to slap myself.
17:05 <@xenia> brb

12:23 * solios caffeinates a Sierra Mist*
12:24 <@ejp> doesn't that violate the DMCA or something?

* With No-Doz (200mg caffeine).

03:15 * solios_ can't sleep for shit. :|
03:21 < solios_> technical dreams bordering on the irritating.
03:21 < solios_> complete referesher cource in perspective.
03:21 < solios_> woke myself up trying to remember how to do scale coherently.

14:20 <@xeno> [ They're neutering cookie monster because parents are too goddamned lazy to keep their progeny the fuck away from the TV. ]
14:20 <@xeno> o_o
14:32 <@solios> we just had a 10 minute talk about your link.
14:32 <@solios> (me, drone, and dictionario)
14:32 <@solios> group conclusion : BULLSHIT
14:32 <@xeno> yep.
14:32 <@solios> :|
14:32 <@xeno> unless it helps stop the mini-Daves
14:32 <@xeno> then i'm all for it
14:32 <@solios> >_<
14:32 <@solios> mini-Daves--
14:33 <@xeno> however, i would say Cookie Monster has less to do with the rise in childhood obesity than does, say, parents...
14:33 <@solios> yeah.
14:33 <@xeno> none of my kids are fatshits, and until they're out-of-the-house, they won't be
14:33 <@solios> JUNIOR'S A LARDASS BECAUSE YOU BABYSIT WITH THE FUCKING TV
14:33 <@solios> the parents are the problem, really.
14:33 <@solios> parents not wanting to be parents.
14:34 <@solios> parents not wanting to deal with kids.
14:34 <@solios> etc.
14:34 <@xeno> we can go further; it's not even the parents, it's the culture
14:34 <@solios> that was a cool thing about Debbie.
14:34 <@xeno> parents don't want to be parents because they don't have Time to be parents
14:34 <@solios> during the summer, the kids were allowed in the house for lunch and that was IT.
14:34 <@xeno> heh
14:34 <@xeno> yep.
14:34 <@solios> they were kicked out at like 10am and weren't allowed back in until dark.
14:34 <@xeno> and she cooked a bit better than your mom, so it wasn't like they were gaining calories.
14:34 <@solios> do that in the city your kid'll end up in a gang or butthumped or something.
14:37 <@solios> anyway, the problem (of course) is bad parenting.
14:37 <@xeno> yep.
14:37 <@solios> < parents> CHANGE COOKIE MONSTER OUR KIDS ARE RICHARD
14:37 <@solios> why does nobody tell these fuckers:
14:37 <@xeno> ;liurtkgyudtrsdkugkju
14:37 <@solios> < everyoneelse> DOOD YOUR KIDS ARE RICHARD?! TAKE THEIR TV AWAY AND MAKE THEM ACTUALLY _MOVE_ OR SOMETHING
14:38 <@xeno> or at least give them DDR.
14:38 <@solios> < parents> that requires effort! It takes a village to raise a child and by village they mean EVERYONE BUT US. MY KID IS RICHARD ITS YOUR FAULT!!!!! I'M GOING TO SUE!
14:38 <@solios> < lawyers> :D

23:43 <@solios> (baby flinging)++
23:44 <@xeno> http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/sim.html
23:44 <@solios> There's that too.
23:44 <@solios> AND.
23:44 <@solios> he's CANADIAN.
23:45 <@solios> xeno: sick thing is I agree with most of it.
23:45 <@solios> from the standpoint that I'm single largely because women have historically been an impediment.
23:45 <@solios> I don't need those.
23:45 <@solios> Occasional sex would be handy.
23:46 <@ejp> that page *sounds* like you dan
23:46 <@ejp> though with bigger words and less "fuck"
23:47 <@solios> I like girls, dammit. Until they transform into life-devouring death stars and pull out all the stops, attempting to suck me away from the execution of my Will.
23:47 <@solios> yeah, I like to say fuck a lot.
23:48 <@solios> And Sim's got a few years on me.
23:48 <@ejp> girls amuse me. they're like a mental excerise.
23:48 <@solios> yeah. like a puzzle game.
23:49 <@solios> HOW DO I GET THE SEX WITHOUT GETTING THE LIFE SUCKED OUT OF ME
23:49 <@ejp> such a totally alien way of thinking, not thinking and anti-logic all frapped together.

My problem isn't girls, it's my hardwired biological Need To Fuck. Being heterosexual, this naturally involves the opposite sex.

Or rather, it frequently Doesn't. A lot. I could write books about the why and the how of the Doesn't, but there's already more than enough >_< on mercury to clue the curious.

15:21 < solios> "Webb's are not the only results that suggest something is missing from our understanding of alpha. A recent analysis of the only known natural nuclear reactor, which was active nearly 2 billion years ago at what is now Oklo in Gabon, also suggests something about light's interaction with matter has changed."
15:21 < solios> NATURAL NUCLEAR REACTOR?! [ from the article ]
15:21 <@john> well, it's espeicaly the case when the roommate's home and I keep the door closed
15:21 <@ejp> yeah
15:21 < solios> wt!
15:21 <@john> all the computers are in here
15:21 <@ejp> you didn't know about those?
15:21 <@john> I didn't know about those either
15:22 < mdxi> solios: that's what you said when i posted a link about oklo circa 1 month ago :)
15:22 < solios> uh.
15:22 < solios> I have absolutely no memory of this.
15:22 < mdxi> s'ok
15:23 < mdxi> but it *did* happen
15:23 < solios> :O
15:23 <@ejp> yes
15:23 < solios> wt.
15:23 < solios> when?
15:24 < solios> like, time of day?
15:27 < mdxi> 23:03 < mdxi> http://www.ocrwm.doe.gov/factsheets/doeymp0010.shtml
15:27 < mdxi> --- Day changed Fri Mar 18 2005
15:27 < solios> ARE WE NOT MEN?
15:27 < fagbot> we are DEVO!
15:28 < mdxi> i take back what i said though. you didn't react at all because:
15:28 < mdxi> 00:45 < solios> dude.
15:28 < mdxi> 00:45 < solios> I skipped Optimus.
15:28 < mdxi> 00:45 < solios> I am Ultra Magnus drunk.
15:28 < solios> I swear I've never seen any of this before.
15:28 < solios> ah.
15:28 < solios> er.
15:28 < solios> I don't remember THAT either.
15:29 < solios> do I get a prize? :P
15:29 <@ejp> that's what "ultra magnus" means dan.
15:29 < solios> Yes.
15:29 < solios> UNICRON!
15:29 * solios remembers now.

<bda> The woman died 15 years ago, America. Fuck off.

16:15 < solios> WET regulars are ASSHOLES.
16:15 <@ejp> s/WET/FPS?
16:16 < solios> yep.
16:16 < solios> I'm assuming it's all gamers, really.
16:16 < solios> their social skills SUCK ASS. >_<
16:16 <@ejp> pretty much
16:16 < solios> THESE PEOPLE ARE OTHERWISE NONFUNCTIONAL
16:16 <@ejp> also their typing.
16:16 < solios> worse than mine.
16:17 < solios> fagbot: doot for 1337sp34k, the webernet ebonics (language of IGNERT FUCKTARDS)
16:17 < fagbot> URGENT: PLEASE KEEP SHIFT-RELOADING THIS PAGE SO MY MODEM DOESN'T HANG UP
16:21 < solios> the game would be great of it weren't for the players. :|
16:23 <@ejp> this is how I feel about all mutiplayer stuff.

Well, I remember why I got out of gaming after I got to artskool- gamers are by-and-large even more socially retarded and reality-impaired than their tabletop bretheren... putting the FPS fuckwits somewhere in between people who've read Dragonlance too many times and LARPers. About a nine on the suckometer.

This would be why I have 47200+ frags in Quake III*- I don't spend five minutes downloading a map so I can spend 20 seconds waiting to spawn for every five seconds I'm alive, and the bots aren't Gundam/Crow/Chow Young Fat/Drizzt/fillinyourfuckingiconHERE wannabes.

As always, there are non-asswads in the community, but this is one case where it's really just not worth the effort to sift through the horseshit. There's too much of it, and the game completely hinges on this thing called "teamwork", as opposed to dual-pistol John Woo assholery. That shit isn't even cool in movies, yet here you'll find every tom dick and cocksucker who failed out of high school venting their ignorance through a virtual reenactment of everything that sucks about cinema.

I might have been impressed with this kind of behaviour in fifth or sixth grade, but those days are long gone.

It's a free download from Activision and runs on OS X and Windows... and you get what you pay for. It would probably be a hell of a lot of fun playing co-op in the same room, but the number of gaming-savvy non-assholes I know isn't large enough to make it fun.

Yet I'm throwing time at it- I've been playing Quake III for a Very Long Time and BZFlag just doesn't scratch the itch like I wish it would.

* The game only stat-tracks for single-player tourney.

22:52 -!- You're now known as solios_
Day changed to 26 Mar 2005
02:20 < solios_> holy gay.
02:20 * solios_ took a three hour nap and is now WIDE AWAKE!!!!.
02:21 < solios_> prolly cuz I gotta be at work in three hours and I feel that if I go back to bed I'll sleep right through etc.
02:24 < solios_> probably doesn't help that there's enough salt in my system to pickle a moose.

18:45 < solios> FEEDING TUBE FEEDING TUBE FEEDING TUBE CULTURE OF LIFE FEEDING TUBE OH HEY WE'RE SELLING F-16 TO PAKISTAN BUT DID YOU HEAR THE LATEST ABOUT THE GODDAMNED FEEDING TUBE?!
18:46 < solios> I wish the media would get over this "human interest" trend it's been skullfucking for the last ... uh... well, since OJ, at least.
18:46 < solios> :|
18:47 < pthread> heh
18:48 < solios> american news media is too much like american entertainment. One thing gets popular and suddenly everybody's got their cocks out, spunking all over it, hoping a wad of spunk will hit the target and ricochet off in the form of ratings, dollars, popularity.
18:49 < solios> kick in the internet and suddenly you've got every accessible medium screaming about one fucking thing to the exclusion of all else. Other shit is happening, but since somebody decided this story has an ANGLE and shit, suddenly even sports reporters and otherwise non-"current events" webcomics are trying to cash in.
18:50 * solios smoulders, wishes he could get some goddamned Real News or at least Just The Facts Please.
18:50 < solios> :|
18:50 < solios> </rant>
18:53 < pthread> lol

Olbermann has The Facts on this season's Human Interest Cash Cow, without the inch-thick slathering of talking-head sycophantic word-semen that everyone else is snowballing. Olbermann reads as one of the few journalists out there who isn't flagrantly padding his timecard with buttleavings. Dig it.

Pity MSN's "blog" markup is such ass.

16:15 * ejp <-starving
16:15 <@ejp> SOMEBODY PUT MY FEEDING TUBE BACK IN PLZ!
16:16 < solios> aight.
16:16 * solios unzips.
16:17 <@ejp> :x

14:30 < solios> < matt> (referencing fucked up flooriing on one) that's what we get for displaying the dead.
14:30 < solios> < me> that's what we DO, man. We're a cross between a necropolis and Wal-Mart.
14:30 < solios> I <3 working for a museum.
14:31 <@bda> Heh.
14:36 <@ejp> Necro-Mart?
14:36 <@ejp> We Sell Dead People.
14:36 <@bda> Walpolis sounds like you're selling walruses.
14:37 <@ejp> a valid business model.
14:37 < solios> Necro-Mart sounds pretty cool.
14:37 < solios> we sell BIG dead things.
14:38 <@bda> Oliphants?
14:40 <@ejp> Necro Mega Mart.
14:41 <@ejp> Necro-Mart SuperStore
14:41 < mdxi> SHOP SMART! SHOP DEATH-MART!

15:05 <@ejp> I just sent myself a jabber message to home that reads "assboi=fucknut".
15:05 <@ejp> I'm glad I live alone.

08:47 * solios gets more pornsite email.
08:47 * ejp snickers
08:47 < mdxi> WHER THA BOOBS AT
08:48 * solios ponders responding.
08:49 < ejp> solios: you're lucky I'm suc